The peace of the Three Realms depends on me [Food]

97. The Disappearing New Year Vegetables

When Hu Sansi heard movement outside the bedroom, he cast his consciousness and saw that he was taken aback.Just now he felt the spiritual energy around him changing, it seems that His Majesty is helping Ji Pingan choose the exercises.

Whether it is a human cultivator or a demon cultivator, after the minor has determined the spiritual root, he will start to learn to gather spirits.Ji Ping'an has already missed the best time to practice, and his bones and meridians have been finalized. It is difficult for him to make a breakthrough unless he cleanses his tendons and changes his marrow.

And the pain of washing tendons and marrow is not something an ordinary person can bear. Based on Hu Sansi's experience, it is difficult for Ji Pingan to cultivate a golden elixir within a hundred years.And many things will happen in a hundred years, maybe in a few years, His Majesty will have lost interest in him.

At that time, His Majesty will divert his attention, who still remembers a low-level demon cultivator?

But he never expected that in less than an hour, Ji Ping'an turned out to be a monk at the seventh level of Qi training!Without washing tendons and marrow, and the Demon Emperor didn't help, just by choosing a kung fu method, his cultivation level improved at an incredible speed.

This level of cultivation speed is really rare in the demon world!As a half-demon, Ji Ping'an's aptitude is too good!

His future is limitless!

If it was said that Ji Ping'an's progress in cultivation made Hu Sansi unbelievable, what he saw made him dumbfounded: Ji Ping'an was blaspheming and blaspheming the Emperor Yu.

I saw that he was grabbing Yuhuang's two short legs, and his chubby Yuhuang's head was down like a hen trying to catch it.Ji Pingan shook his hands regularly, and with his shaking, various things fell from the feather emperor's down.

There are spirit treasures and plants, melon peels and shells, branches and stones, and even a few bones rolled out... The fallen things formed a hill, and there were small insects fleeing in a hurry.

The glamorous Emperor Yu turned out to be a trash can!噫~

Tiger thinks twice: ...

Xiao Huang sneered with drooping wings: "Hey hey~ hey hey~ no, this time it's really gone!"

Ji Pingan trembled and trembled in disbelief, and did not let Xiao Huang go until he confirmed that there would be nothing under Xiao Huang's down.Looking at the pile of things on the ground, Ji Pingan covered his face and sighed: "When I was sweeping the dust on 24 nights, I forgot to sweep the biggest garbage pile in the house."

Xiao Huang tilted his head and acted cutely: "Hey hey~"

Ji Pingan stared at Xiao Huang for a while and then made a decision: "Xiao Bai, boil water. It's not Chinese New Year yet, let's give Xiao Huang a bath."

After a while, a large wooden basin appeared in the living room, and Xiao Huang lay on his back in the wooden basin, allowing Ji Pingan and Xiao Bai to rub his down with bath beans.

At this moment, Hu San felt sorry for the feather monks who were guarding outside, and he didn't know how they would feel when they saw this scene.Presumably their mood would not be better than when he saw His Majesty washing the dishes.

After Yuhuang arrived at Ji Ping'an's house, he let go very well... Hu Sansi stroked his white beard and looked at Ji Pingan thoughtfully, it seemed that he couldn't underestimate this young man.

Ji Pingan rubbed the chicken wings dumbfoundingly: "I ask you to take a good bath every day, but you're just fooling me, right?"

No wonder Xiao Huang's room is never tidy, the co-author is the reason.

Xiao Huang rested his head on the edge of the tub, his two wings were held by Ji Pingan and Xiao Bai respectively, looking like a chicken that was shedding its feathers: "I washed it."

Ji Pingan flicked Xiao Huang's head lightly with foamy hands: "You just didn't wash it thoroughly, did you?"

In fact, he also couldn't figure it out, no matter how thick Xiao Huang's fluff is, there is a bottom, where is his stuff hidden?

Forget it, this is not a problem he should be struggling with.I heard that demon cultivators have racial talent, maybe Xiao Huang's racial talent is that feathers can hide things?

Thinking of this, Ji Pingan became a little curious: what is his racial talent?Logically speaking, he can also be regarded as a demon cultivator.

Xiao Huang can heat the water by himself, no matter how long he soaks in the basin, the water is still warm.Xiao Huang was rolling in the water contentedly: "Oh, it would be great if there were some singing and dancing at this time."

Ji Pingan grabbed Xiao Huang, who was swimming around in a basin, and he scooped up a spoonful of water to rinse the foam on the down: "I'm sorry, my family is poor and there is no singing and dancing."

Not to mention singing and dancing, Ji Pingan grew up so big, and he only heard the sound of the erhu from the largest restaurant in Pingqiao Town when he passed by.

Xiao Huang smacked his lips regretfully: "No~" He quickly stood up: "It's okay, I can sing, I will sing!"

Xiaobai lifted Xiaohuang out of the wooden basin so that Ji Pingan could flush the water: "Take it easy."

As soon as Xiao Huang's voice came out, all the birds in a radius of ten miles flew to chirp.For Chinese New Year, he just wants to have a good rest with Ping An.

After the water on Xiao Huang's body dried up, the fluffy and warm chick squatted obediently on the stool and watched Ji Pingan and the others clean up the housework.

With the help of Xiaobai, these things that were shaken out were quickly classified.The garbage was swept out of the door, and the treasures were put in the storage bag by Ji Pingan and returned to Xiao Huang: "Put it away."

Xiao Huang's eyes widened in shock: "Why give it back to me? I've already given it to you!"

Ji Pingan smiled and said: "I accepted it with good intentions. It's just that I don't need so many treasures, it's better for you to keep them. Besides..."

Ji Pingan bent down and touched Xiao Huang's head: "You and Xiao Bai are the best gifts from heaven. With you here, I don't want anything."

The light in Xiao Huang's eyes became brighter, he spread his wings and hugged Ji Pingan.Ji Pingan rubbed Xiao Huang's head: "Okay, don't be coquettish, put away your things quickly."

Xiao Huang withdrew from Ji Ping'an's arms, and he stretched out his neck to grab the storage bag.This time, Ji Pingan saw a miraculous scene. He saw Xiao Huang clipping the storage bag under his wings. When he looked up again, the storage bag was gone.

Ji Pingan once again lamented the miracle of the Creator: Xiao Huang's racial talent is too powerful!For a moment, Ji Pingan felt that Xiao Huang was a natural mustard space!

Seeing that Xiao Huang had packed up his things, Ji Pingan rubbed his head: "Okay, go to rest now. It will be very noisy in the second half of the night, so you may not be able to sleep soundly."

Xiaobai and Xiaohuang didn't quite understand: "Noisy?"

Ji Pingan showed a mysterious smile: "You will know."

They soon understood what Ji Ping'an was talking about. Before noon, there was a dense sound of firecrackers coming from the direction of Qiancun.Clusters of small lights bloomed in the night sky, and the sound of table tennis was heard endlessly, and Qingshui Bay instantly came alive.

Not only Qingshui Bay, but also the sound of firecrackers came from villages and houses in Shili Baxiang, and even rich families set off fireworks.Only at this time, Ji Ping'an will feel that Qingshui Bay is not remote.

After the sound of firecrackers, Ji Pingan opened his eyes.As soon as he moved, he heard Xiaobai's voice: "What's wrong? Is it too noisy outside?"

Not long after Ji Pingan became a monk at the seventh level of qi training, his five senses became extremely sensitive under the tempering of aura.It is not easy to see things hundreds of feet away, but now as long as he stands tall, he can see things within a radius of several miles.

Hearing has also been greatly improved. The crackling sound of firecrackers was no longer a threat, but for Ji Pingan, who is not very good at protecting himself, the sound of Qiancun firecrackers seemed to be exploding in his ears, making him so noisy buzzing.

Ji Pingan smiled: "Well, maybe this year's firecrackers are of good quality."

Xiaobai tapped Ji Ping'an's eyebrows lightly, and after a gentle spiritual energy swayed, Ji Pingan felt that the sound of firecrackers was much quieter.

Xiaobai embraced Ji Pingan and said softly: "It's your five senses that have become sharper, but it's okay, you will get used to it soon. I used a little magic to passivate your five senses, and now the outside noises can't bother you anymore." .”

However, Ji Pingan got up: "Thank you Xiaobai, but I have to go and offer incense to God."

Ceremonies are required in the days of saying goodbye to the old and welcoming the new. Every household in Clear Water Bay will set off firecrackers and light joss sticks on New Year's Eve, and Ji Ping'an is no exception.

The lights of Ji's house were on, and Ji Ping'an and Xiao Bai walked into the kitchen with their clothes on.He lit three incense sticks and raised them over his head to the stove and bowed to the stove: "God bless, this year's weather will be good, the crops will be abundant, and the family will be healthy."

After saying it three times in a row, he inserted the sandalwood into the incense burner.The light blue cigarette went straight up, as if his wish had been known by God.

After burning the incense, Ji Ping'an can rest in peace.Pillowing on Xiaobai's shoulder, listening to the faint sound of firecrackers outside, the corners of his mouth slightly turned up: the incense was burning well just now, and this year will definitely go well.

In the early morning of the next day, when the first ray of sunshine of the new year shone on the ridge of his house, Ji Pingan woke up on time.What greeted him was Xiaobai's soft kiss: "Peace, happy new year!"

Ji Pingan rubbed against Xiaobai and gave him a big smile: "Happy New Year, Xiaobai, I wish you good health and prosperity in the new year and all the best!"

Wishing you good luck in the new year, no matter you know or don't know people, you should congratulate each other when you meet.Ji Pingan remembered that when he was a child, early in the morning on the first day of the new year, he would go to his grandparents' room to say good things, and then his grandma would stuff a candied date in his mouth, and he remembered the sweet taste until now.

He hadn't spoken on the first day of junior high school for many years, and now not only was someone talking with him, but someone was spending his whole life with him.very nice!

As soon as he left the bedroom door, Ji Pingan heard the sound of firecrackers coming from the courtyard.Walking to the courtyard, I saw Xiao Huang standing in the courtyard and setting off firecrackers.

Seeing Ji Ping'an woke up, Xiao Huang turned his head and smiled with sharp teeth: "Ping An! Happy New Year!"

Ji Pingan smiled and cupped his hands: "Happy New Year, Xiao Huang, I wish you good luck and success in everything this year!"

Originally, he should be in charge of setting off firecrackers, but today Xiao Huang will do it for him, so he can just make breakfast.He has already made jujube tea in advance. After the jujube tea is heated up, he can steam some steamed buns and dumplings for breakfast.

Ji Pingan hummed a little tune and opened the cupboard. Once the cupboard was opened, he stood where he was.

Is it his illusion?He felt that there was something wrong with the New Year's dishes in the cupboard.

He remembered that the steamed buns in their house piled up the entire compartment. Although they have been consumed in the past few days, they are consumed too quickly, right?

There are also meatballs next to it. He sealed them with oil at that time. If you remember correctly, there is a big pot, and the meatballs are almost piled up.Why does it feel like the meatballs are gone now?But look at the white lard still intact...

Ji Pingan scratched his cheek, he comforted himself: it is possible that the meatballs have shrunk and become smaller.In addition to the shrunken meatballs, other New Year's dishes also look small.

When he uncovered the casserole, the weird feeling became stronger.After the jujube tea in his family is boiled, the color is strong and the jujube fragrance is tangy, but now the jujube tea is pale in color and the jujube fragrance can't be smelled.

Ji Pingan scratched his cheek in confusion, and after a while he remembered: Could it be that the magic technique that Xiaobai gave him to inactivate his senses is still working?

The author has something to say:

Xiaobai: I don't want to take the blame.

Xiao Huang: I can't completely let me recite... right?