The peace of the Three Realms depends on me [Food]

101. Charcoal BBQ

Xiao Huang poked his neck and exasperated: "Anyway, this matter is not over!"

Ji Pingan covered his face, he didn't know how to persuade Xiao Huang.For Xiaobai, this is really a disaster for no reason. If he thinks differently, Ji Pingan will do the same.Who can watch a cute little fat bird get killed by bugs?

But from Xiao Huang's point of view, Xiao Bai's kindness has changed. Who can stand the people who robbed their own bugs and offended them dangle in front of their eyes.

Xiaobai was silent for a while before speaking: "What do you want to do?"

The little yellow eyes rolled: "You pay me for the worms, you are not allowed to let your subordinates help you catch them, you have to catch them yourself! I want a hundred, not a thousand flower caterpillars!"

Xiaobai agreed without saying a word: "Okay."

Xiao Huang's request is not over: "I want to touch your head! You have to become the real body and let me touch it!"

Ji Ping'an imagined the appearance of Xiao Huang stretching out his wings and touching the original shape of the little white cat. Thinking about that scene, he thought it was so cute.The corner of Ji Ping'an's mouth couldn't help but twitch, he was really looking forward to seeing the picture of the young couple getting along in harmony.

Seeing Ji Pingan laughing beside him, Xiaobai had no objection: "Okay."

The Beast Clan doesn't have as many strange rules as the Yu Clan, and Xiao Bai is not the kind of person who can't let go of his figure.Not to mention touching his head, as long as he wants, Xiao Huang can make a nest on his head.

Xiao Huang stuffed the peanut candy in his mouth and wiped his hands on the hem of his clothes: "Then let me touch it now!"

Xiaobai looked at the kitchen: "Go to the yard? It can't be stretched here."

Ji Pingan was stunned for a moment, what is the situation, what does it mean that it cannot be stretched?He has seen Xiaobai's original form many times, how much space can a small ball occupy?Xiaobai's demon form is not as big as Xiaohuang's.

Xiaohuang followed Xiaobai to the courtyard, rubbing his hands happily: "Hurry up, hurry up, I haven't touched a tiger's head yet. I will be the first to touch a tiger's head!"

Ji Pingan: ...

Isn't Xiaobai a cat?

With a flash of inspiration in the courtyard, a snow-white wall appeared in front of Ji Ping'an's eyes.The soft fluff gently rubbed against the tip of Ji Ping'an's nose, and Xiao Bai's breath rushed towards his face.

Take a closer look, where is the white wall? This is clearly a huge cat!

Xiao Huang's eyes are bright: "As expected of a demon cultivator with white tiger bloodline, so domineering!"

The tigers that Ji Pingan knew were all yellow with black flowers, and there was a majestic Wang character on their foreheads.It was the first time he saw a pure white tiger, if Xiao Huang hadn't reminded him, he would have even thought Xiao Bai was a big cat.

The giant white tiger stretched its body in the yard. He turned around and faced Ji Pingan: "Ping An, this is my real body. I was hurt too badly when I first saw you, and my monster shape shrank to the smallest size."

Tiger's azure blue eyes were full of tenderness. Seeing Ji Ping'an's eyes full of surprise, he rubbed his head against Ji Ping'an's palm: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to deceive you before. Did Ping An feel strange? Have you never seen it before?" A tiger like me?"

A pure white tiger with no markings on its body.It's no wonder that Pingan treats him like a kitten, even the demon cultivators would not have thought that the Beast Emperor's body is like this.

Wu Mo's eyes were a little dim: "I am not a pure-blooded white tiger, I just inspired the blood of the white tiger in my practice. Isn't it strange that I am like this?"

Ji Pingan came back to his senses and said with a smile: "No, Xiaobai looks good like this."

Regardless of whether Xiaobai is a little white cat or a big tiger, whether he has patterns on his body or not, he is his favorite Xiaobai.And how beautiful the pure white color is, glistening in the sun, Ji Ping'an's eyes are staring straight.

He raised his hand involuntarily to touch Xiaobai's fur. Xiaobai's fur was a bit cold when he touched it, but as long as he paused for a moment in his hand, he could feel the warmth under the fur.

Seeing the smile in Xiaobai's eyes, Ji Pingan realized his faux pas.He put down his hand in embarrassment: "I'm sorry, I can't help it..."

Xiaobai rubbed Ji Ping'an's palm: "I'm very happy."

Is there anything happier in the world than your partner likes to touch your body?If it wasn't for Xiaohuang next to him, Xiaobai would be willing to let Ping An touch it with all his feet!

Xiao Huang had a flash of inspiration, he turned into a little yellow chicken and jumped on Xiao Bai's head: "Come on! Let me touch the head!"

Xiao Huang was not stroking his head, he clearly regarded Xiao Bai's head as a weed and scratched it, and Xiao Bai's soft hair turned into a chicken coop in a few strokes.Xiao Huang was very proud: "Hey hey~"

Feeling the soaring aura of the orc monster cultivators, Xiao Huang felt comfortable all over.

Xiao Bai was lying quietly in the yard, and Xiao Huang was rolling happily on his forehead. It seems that today he will not come down if he is not rolling and happy.Ji Pingan circled around Xiaobai, reaching out his hand to stroke Xiaobai's fur from time to time.

The hair on the large head is short but dense; the hair on the neck is thick and slightly longer than elsewhere.The hair on the back is thicker than elsewhere, and the hair on the thighs and sides of the body is smooth...

Ji Pingan couldn't stop touching, just as he was happily stroking the fur near Baihu's thigh, Xiaobai turned to look at Ji Pingan: "Ping An."

Ji Pingan quickly withdrew his hand, and he smiled embarrassingly: "I'm sorry! Did it make you feel uncomfortable?"

I heard that cats and dogs have places that people don't like to be touched. It is rumored that tigers can't touch their buttocks.Not only did he touch Lao Hu's butt, he was also quite intoxicated.The main reason is that the hair on the side of Xiaobai's butt is very smooth, and the flesh under the hair is firm, and he can't stop after touching it.

Xiao Bai said softly: "No, I just want to say, if you like, you can let go like Xiao Huang."

Ji Pingan turned his head and saw Xiao Huang raised his head from Xiao Bai's neck: "Ah~ so soft!"

The hair on Xiaobai's forehead has been rolled into a mess by him, but he is not much better, and the fluff all over his body is also messed up.

Ji Pingan couldn't help but think of the yellow peach smoothie, Xiaobai with the little yellow on top was like a pile of pure white smoothies, and the little yellow was the sweet mass of yellow peach pulp on the ice.Looking at the two furry guys, Ji Ping'an felt warm in his heart: "Okay."

Xiao Bai curled up his body slightly, and greeted Ji Pingan with his softest belly.Ji Ping'an's body was relaxed, and his head rested on Xiao Bai's soft fur.Smelling the familiar scent, looking at the blue sky, and feeling the warm sunlight falling on him, Ji Pingan has never felt so safe.

Xiao Huang was tired from thumping, and he lay on Xiao Bai's head: "Hey, I wanted to ask you before, what's the matter with the name Wu Mo? Why did your family give you such an ugly name."

Ji Pingan was not convinced: "What's wrong with Wumo? Isn't it nice?"

Xiao Huang hummed: "I don't have any ink in my chest, does this sound good?"

Xiaobai explained: "Because I don't have patterns on my body, the elders gave me this name."

Xiao Huang interjected: "Do you mean that you have no ink?"

Ji Ping'an wished to gag Xiao Huang's mouth and make him blind!Xiaobai has no ink in his chest!His Xiaobai is very knowledgeable!

Ji Pingan said seriously: "No ink equals pure white, and pure white means flawless, how perfect it is."

A light flashed in Xiaobai's eyes: "Wu Mo... Wu Xia... What a good name!" It turns out that his name can be interpreted in this way!

Xiao Huang babbled: "There are only a thousand worms left, and we can shake hands and make peace after we receive the worms. Don't think I'll let you go now, you have to honor my worms sooner."

Xiaobai said helplessly, "Okay."

Xiao Huang giggled, and after a while he suddenly said: "Actually, I hate fighting very much. I can't figure out why after I fight. If I can stop fighting, I won't fight anymore."

Xiaobai responded, "I think so too."

It is said that it is better to be a dog in a prosperous world than a person in a troubled world. Who wouldn't want to live a stable life?Only those careerists with a heart of dissection hope that the world will be in chaos, and they will have the opportunity to show off their abilities.

Ji Pingan breathed a sigh of relief, he is just an ordinary person who just wants to live an ordinary and stable life.There is food to eat, clothes to wear, someone to accompany, and something to do.These are enough, as for fame and fortune, it has nothing to do with him.

Xiaobai and Xiaohuang were very happy to shake hands and say to him, no one wants their family members to be beaten to death.

Just as the three of them were basking in the sun, He Lang's voice came from outside the door: "Peace! Peace, happy new year—"

Before Ji Ping'an could react, the courtyard door was pushed open, and He Lang's last yell "ah" was extremely miserable.As soon as he entered the door, he saw a huge tiger staring at him intently. Fortunately, He Lang had a strong body, and the timid one would have to lie down on the spot.

He Lang's face was pale, and his hands were still shaking while holding the teacup: "It's the New Year's Eve, I almost lost my courage, and you didn't even say hello to me!"

Xiao Huang shook the down on his body: "Coward. Isn't it just a little bigger, look at how scared you are."

He Lang gestured with lingering fear: "How would I know! He is usually only this big...how did he become so big all of a sudden!"

Ji Pingan was holding the bamboo cage that He Lang brought, and there was half a basket of prawns in the cage.He poured the prawns into the wooden basin: "I didn't know you came today, and you didn't say hello."

In the past, He Lang would come to Ji Ping'an's house on the third day of junior high school, but this year because he was going to get married, he had a lot of things to do, so he didn't come to Ji Ping'an until today.

After recovering for a while, He Lang complained: "Don't talk about it, I've been too busy these days. I don't know that I have so many things to do until I get married once. Look, I've lost weight these two days. You have to eat a good tonic today!"

Ji Pingan smiled and said, "Okay, what do you want to eat?"

He Lang thought for a while and said: "Barbecue, can I eat barbecue? The kind that is sizzling and oily."

Hearing that there is barbecue, Xiao Huang's eyes lit up: "Is there barbecue? The barbecue is delicious! Ping An, can you cook barbecue? Let's have barbecue at noon!"

Ji Pingan didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "You obviously just had breakfast not long ago."

But it is not difficult to eat barbecue. There is a small charcoal stove in his house, as long as the pot on the stove is replaced with an iron plate or barbed wire, the barbecue can be done.It happened that there was still some beef and mutton at home, and Ji Pingan was going to take these slices out for lunch.

Seeing Xiaobai start to slice the beef, Chuanfu Xiaohuang suddenly said: "Don't you orcs have a kind of little spirit pig? The pork belly of that kind of spirit pig is the best when roasted over fire."

Xiaobai put down the knife in his hand and walked out of the kitchen: "Okay."

Ji Pingan was stunned for a moment: "What's wrong, Xiaobai?"

Xiao Bai said softly: "It's okay, I'll let them find some little spirit pigs, and let them meet you by the way."

Ji Pingan sensitively captured the key words: "They?" Could it be that there are demon cultivators near his home?

Xiaobai snapped his fingers, and more than a dozen figures appeared in the courtyard.Taking a closer look, it was Wolf Shisan who was leading the pack. Standing behind Lang Shisan were those demon cultivators, all of whom were strong and tough. Those who didn't know it thought they were a group of thugs.

Seeing Ji Ping'an come out, the servants stood up in unison, and they shouted in unison: "I met Mr. Ji—"

He Lang poked Ji Pingan tremblingly: "My mother, Ping An, what's going on? You, you were targeted by bandits?"

The author has something to say:

Wolf Thirteen: Listen carefully, you can offend the Emperor Yu, you can offend Your Majesty, but don't offend Mr. Ji!

Attendants: You see, Mr. Ji is good at taming animals!

I want to eat barbecue. The pork belly is grilled until it is smoky, crispy, dipped in sauce, wrapped in lettuce leaves... sucking.