The peace of the Three Realms depends on me [Food]

108. Blooming

He Lang was not the only one who thought it was unfair, more than half of the monks watching were complaining about the demon emperor.A few months ago, the two demon emperors were beaten to death, and a few months later, the feather emperor actually helped the beast emperor to hire him.Who can believe this?

Most importantly, who is Ji Pingan?Never heard of this guy.

The monks were blocked by the formation formed by the demon near Qingshui Bay, so they couldn't get close to Ji Ping'an's house.Their spiritual sense couldn't penetrate the barrier to see through Ji Ping'an, but none of the people present was a human being, and they could tell that Ji Ping'an's cultivation base was not high at a glance.

The majestic Yaohuang actually found a person with a low cultivation level to be his Taoist partner, what was he thinking?

The monks whispered: "Who is this person? I have never heard of it."

"With some tricks, he can fascinate the Beast Emperor. Could it be that he practiced charm? I really can't tell."

"Look quickly, is the Beast Emperor holding a concentric knot? Is he planning to let Ji Pingan share his life with him?! Good guy!"

"Maybe there is some kind of conspiracy. Do you think, if the Beast Emperor takes such a person, will the strength of the Beast Clan be damaged? If there is no handwriting of the Feather Emperor, I don't believe it!"

Suddenly, a cold laughter came from everyone's ears: "Hehe."

Immediately, a terrifying spiritual pressure swayed, and the monks who were talking a lot felt that several mountains were pressed on their shoulders.They immediately closed their mouths, for fear that Emperor Yu would be unhappy, and their blood would splatter on the spot.

When they thought that they had exposed Leng Changtian's plot and provoked his revenge, they heard Yuhuang's voice: "I am not the kind of person with a small belly. To tell you the truth, Ji Pingan is covered by me and wants to speak ill of him." You have to weigh up whether I agree or not."

The monks who spoke ill of Ji Pingan just now turned pale, and only then did they realize a terrible thing: if things were really as they said, even if Wu Mo was dazed, these demon cultivators of the orc clan would not will agree.

Especially Hu Sansi, the prime minister of the orc clan, who is famous for his dedication.Even if Wu Mo could use his identity to suppress other demon cultivators, he would jump out and object when he found something wrong.

But now, it's not Hu Sansi who is standing on the flying boat with a smile on his face and looking at the two people below with his hands in his hands? !

After realizing this, the monks fell silent in unison.It's better for them to continue to join in the fun!

Ji Pingan didn't know what was going on around him, he was looking at Xiaobai.After Xiaobai said the proposal affectionately, Ji Ping'an's cheeks slowly turned red.The blush spread from his cheeks to behind his ears, like a pink peony about to bloom, he shyly tore off the hard shell to reveal his soft petals.

Xiaobai smelled a familiar scent. When he smelled it for the first time, he thought it was the scent of Ji Pingan's bath beans.Later, when he discovered that Ping An was a peony, he realized that it was his own fragrance.

When the flowering plants are in love, they will emit the breath of flowers.

Xiaobai didn't love peony before, until he met Ping An, he discovered that this person can be fresh and elegant, bright and generous, gentle as water, and passionate like fire where others can't see it.

He fell madly in love with the scent of peony flowers, and he wanted to enter the bedroom with peace in his arms.He wants to kiss the corners of his eyes and eyebrows, kiss his cheeks and lips, smell his breath, and let him bloom for himself.

Ji Ping'an felt dizzy, that's what grandma said about happiness.

There is such a person who is willing to put himself in his heart and hold him in his arms.He remembers his preferences, and has the same ideals and goals as himself... He is confident that he will grow old with this person in front of him. Whether he is the demon king or Xiaobai, Ji Ping'an is grateful to God for giving him such a gentle and considerate person. spouse.

Ji Pingan took a deep breath: "I am willing!"

After a pause, Ji Ping'an asked seriously: "Xiaobai, are you willing to give me a chance? A chance for me to join hands with you and move forward together."

He doesn't want to be the dodder flower that grew up under Xiaobai's care, he wants to be someone who can stand side by side with Xiaobai.Although sometimes he is not confident in his own strength, but he believes that as long as he works hard, one day he will be able to give Xiaobai a strong help when he needs him!

Happiness flowed from the bottom of Xiaobai's heart to every cell, and Xiaobai couldn't wait to say: "I am willing! I am willing!"

As soon as the words fell, the Jin Ce in Xiaobai's hand had a brilliant light, and two lines of golden words slowly appeared in the light.Take a closer look, the line on the left says Wumo, and the line on the right says Ji Ping'an.

The name became clearer and clearer, and when the font turned gilt gold, Jin Ce suddenly changed from a booklet to a golden ball.Under Ji Ping'an's shocked gaze, the ball gradually grew bigger!

It rose slowly from Xiaobai's hands, and when it flew to the point between the eyebrows of the two, the ball suddenly became bigger.It became more and more transparent until it enveloped Xiao Bai and Ji Pingan.

When the sphere was so transparent that it was almost invisible, a vast spiritual pressure spread out from the sphere, spreading towards the world with the two of them as the center.This spiritual pressure is very gentle, completely different from the spiritual pressure that Leng Changtian used to oppress the monks.

Feeling this spiritual pressure, the hovering spirit birds raised their necks and sang in unison.They dance lightly, leaving an elegant and gorgeous figure in the sky.The surrounding cultivators also felt a sense of relief, and the sense of oppression left by Emperor Yu disappeared.

The moment the aura faded away, a purple-golden light fell from the sky profusely.The onlookers exclaimed: "Primordial Violet Light! Blessed by Heaven!"

Good guy, this is the real big move!Their previous bad guesses about Ji Pingan finally disappeared, what an honor it is to be able to send blessings from Heaven!

At this moment, the monks no longer dare to underestimate Ji Pingan. They have a feeling that in time, Ji Pingan will appear in front of everyone with a brand new look!

Ji Ping'an suddenly felt something was different, he felt that his body was floating and the world around him became extremely clear.He could clearly hear the seeds sprouting in the soil, and he could see the clouds in the sky slowly changing...

In the vicissitudes of life, everything in the world seems to be under his feet!

The aura around him swirled crazily and rushed towards Ji Ping'an's dantian. He felt that his dantian was about to be burst by the aura.He didn't understand what was going on, he just felt more dizzy than ever.

Where's Ji Ping'an? An Fu asked in confusion, "Xiaobai, what's going on?"

Xiaobai smiled, he hugged Ji Ping'an and kissed his forehead: "Let me tell you slowly?"

He Lang standing next to him: ...

He just watched helplessly as his family was carried by Xiao Bai to the direction of the bedroom!

He Lang yelled angrily: "Beast! The bridal chamber just after I got hired! I dare not do that!"

At this time, you can see how powerful the barrier of Ji Ping'an's family is. After the two entered the yard, all curious eyes were blocked from the barrier.

Hu Sansi waved his hand, "Take the dowry down!"

As soon as the words fell, the demon cultivators flew down from the flying boat with their hands on their shoulders and the betrothal gifts on their shoulders. They followed the demon cultivators selected by Wu Mo and stood in line. The long line lined up along the winding mountain road, stretching miles!

Hu Sansi stroked his white beard and was very satisfied: "The Orcs haven't held any weddings for thousands of years, and just in time for the appointment of the Demon Emperor, everyone can have a good time."

The figure of Xiao Huang appeared beside Hu Sansi. He was wearing a gorgeous Taoist robe, and his gestures showed the majesty of the Emperor Yu: "Time is short, it is not easy to do this. Give it a few more months, and wait for their wedding in peace." At that time, it must be even more spectacular than now!"

Hu Sansi bowed to Xiao Huang: "Thank you Emperor Yu."

Xiao Huang waved his hand: "If you want to cooperate, you must show sincerity. What's more... Ping An is really good."

The demon world has been in turmoil for too long, it's time to unify.Xiao Huang looked down with his hands in his hands: "The good days have just begun, and the days to come will last."

Xiao Huang's eyes fell on the small peony branch next to the vegetable garden. In this place where no one noticed, he saw several flexible new branches sprouting beside the flower branch, and the number of new branches was still stable. increase.

The most conspicuous of them was the flower bud that was bigger than an egg. It trembled slightly, and slowly cracked open, revealing a few petals that were as white as jade.

Xiao Huang sighed: "Hao Hua was overwhelmed by the cat."

At first, he was worried that Wumo would be as cowardly as before, but it seems that under the influence of those picture books and booklets he contributed, Wumo finally took action on his peony flowers.

In the bedroom, Ji Pingan felt that he had turned into a puddle of water, and he was mixed with the tide.His brain was too chaotic to think, and in his hazy eyes he could only see a pair of blue eyes full of tenderness and possessiveness.

The fragrance of flowers floated in the bedroom, and Xiao Bai finally picked off his own peony.As he went deeper, he repeated affectionately: "Peace, I love you."

He is willing to give everything to peace first, his cultivation, his body.With peace in this life, he could ask for nothing more.

Ji Pingan sobbed and responded to Xiao Bai: "I love you!"

He Lang looked at the betrothal gifts in the yard in shock: "My mother, there are so many betrothal gifts, Ping An has paid them!"

He raised his eyebrows: "Hey! After this time, I want to see who else in Qiancun dares to chew the root of Ping An's tongue."

Ji Pingan has been feared by the people of Qiancun for so many years, how much he has suffered and suffered so much.Now even if those people want to get close, He Lang will not let them disturb the peaceful and happy life!

Xiao Huang was not as excited as He Lang: "Where is this? Just wait, wait until the day Ping An and Xiao Bai get married, and let you see what style is!"

Last night, he was busy with today's appointment, and Xiao Huang felt that the glutinous rice balls in his stomach had already been digested.He happily opened the cupboard and found uncooked glutinous rice balls in the basin: "Well! Today is indeed a good day, there are sweet glutinous rice balls~"

Speaking of which, Xiao Huang began to order He Lang: "He Lang, turn on the fire, let's cook glutinous rice balls!"

The author has something to say:

That's it for the end here~~ There are still one or two small episodes to finish.

Thank you very much for your perseverance and willingness to accompany the old cat to write a safe story.

Ping An has reaped his love, and I hope everyone will have a good career and love in the new year.

Originally, I thought I would finish writing on the sixth day of the month, but I was not feeling well all the time, and I had to ask for leave because of my own personal reasons...

Thank you again for your understanding and companionship!

I love you all! 【Old Cat Flying.JPG】

92. How can I lose weight if I don’t eat enough?

Spoiler: How can you lose weight if you don’t eat enough?

In the past March and April, it was the time when the green and yellow were not picked up.During this period of time, the vegetables in the vegetable field began to grow old, there was not much food left from last year, and the new wheat hadn't grown yet...

Usually when it comes to this month, Ji Pingan has to find a way to go to the mountains to find some wild vegetables to enrich his family's dining table.

This year, he doesn't have this trouble. Since the twelfth lunar month, he has been taking food supplements.This supplement has been supplemented from the twelfth lunar month to the present. During this period of time, Xiaobai was hired, Langzi got married, happy events followed one after another, and the demon cultivators sent loads of ingredients to his house.

He didn't think there was anything wrong at first, but in March, he finally felt something strange.

He first discovered the anomaly in Huzi. Huzi was a male dog, but after several months of eating and drinking, its belly was comparable to that of Langzi's female dog who was about to give birth.

There is a dog hole in the wall of his courtyard. When the yard was first built, Huzi had a great time drilling in the dog hole.One day in March, the tiger's belly got stuck in the dog's hole, and Ji Pingan dragged it by its hind legs to pull it out of the hole.

Looking at Huzi with his head on the ground, Ji Pingan made a heavy decision - starting from noon, Huzi's food intake was halved.

I can't eat any more, or the tiger will be beaten and eaten!

Then he discovered that it wasn't just Hu Zi who got fat, but also Xiao Huang.Xiao Huang was a noble and handsome boy when he took human form, but he was no good when he turned into his original form.

His original form was shrunk to the smallest size and was a circle bigger than a hen. When he crouched on the chair in the shape of a monster, Ji Pingan found: Xiao Huang has no neck! !

Although the bird is like a ball as long as it shrinks its neck, he has never seen a bird that shrinks its neck and draws out a double chin!

Seeing Xiao Huang eating rotten noodles, Ji Pingan subconsciously scratched Xiao Huang's double chin: "Xiao Huang, do you feel a little uncomfortable recently?"

Xiao Huang raised his head from the bowl, sucking the noodles from the corner of his mouth: "Huh?"

It hurts to directly say that Xiao Huang has become fatter, but Ji Pingan gently reminded: "When you flew recently...did you have to work hard?"

Xiao Huang burst into flames on the spot: "What are you talking about! Birds belong to the sky! I have the most powerful wings in the entire Yu family, how could it be laborious!"

In order to prove that what he said was true, Xiao Huang Hululu drank a large bowl of Dulan noodles, wiped the corners of his mouth and ran to the kitchen door.Listening to Xiao Huang's solid footsteps, Ji Pingan always felt that Xiao Huang's weight was different from when he first arrived at his home.

Xiao Huang flapped his wings and flew away, Ji Pingan saw a round ball waving its two small wings up and down up and down into the sky.

Ji Ping'an: ... so round!Rounder than a small tit on a hill!

With this posture, those who didn't know thought Xiao Huang was holding a wild boar on his feet!Look at the way the body falls without trying to wave its wings. Even sparrows are lighter than him. Does he still have the nerve to call himself a Phoenix?

Xiao Huang, who flew around in the sky, also found the problem. He stopped on the courtyard wall and looked down at his chest.He could see his own legs when he lowered his head, but now... he can't see them any more, only his shiny breasts can be seen.

Xiao Huang burped with the smell of mushrooms: "I seem to be getting fat?"

If these words were heard by the cooks of the Yu clan's palace, they would have to hold a big banquet for three days and three nights.The entire Yu clan knows that phoenixes are picky and furry. From ancient times to the present, they have only seen phoenixes who don't think about eating and drinking, but have never seen phoenixes that are so fat that they don't have necks.

Xiao Huang took a deep breath, patted his belly, and vaguely saw the tips of his toes: "It may also be that the fur is about to moult. You see, my feathers have become much plumper recently, right?"

Ji Pingan actually heard a guilty conscience from Xiao Huang's tone, and he comforted him, "That's right, it must be moulting!"

Xiao Bai punctured Xiao Huang's fantasies coldly: "Eat four meals a day, three or four bowls at a time, who is fat if you are not fat?"

More than half of the delicious food offered by the Orc and Yu clan fell into Xiao Huang's stomach. If this didn't make him fat, it would be unreasonable!

Xiao Huang was furious, he stood on the courtyard wall and jumped up and down: "Shut up, how can you be better than me? If you have the ability, you can turn into a monster for everyone to see!"

Ji Pingan looked at the courtyard wall under Xiao Huang's feet in fear, fearing that he would collapse the top of the wall when he got excited.

Xiao Huang hummed: "What's the matter with being fat? Blessed people will get fat! Don't have the face to say that others have no face to look at you, but if you have the ability to show your monster shape, go for a walk! Let's see who looks down and can't see their toes!"

Ji Pingan: ...

It turned out that Xiao Huang could no longer see his toes!Can a tiger lose sight of its hind feet if it gets fat?

Thinking of this, Ping An subconsciously looked at Xiao Bai.

Xiao Bai didn't want to pay attention to Xiao Huang's unreasonable troubles at first, but when he saw Ji Ping'an's curious eyes, he subconsciously touched his stomach.Fortunately, the abs are still there.

Xiao Huang jumped even more fiercely: "Come on! Become a monster! Hurt each other!"

Ji Pingan felt that Xiao Huang was stronger than a thousand sparrows in fighting power. With such a loud voice, Qiancun could hear it, right?

Xiao Huang himself was wronged. When he was a child, his father suppressed him. One told him to behave, and the other told him to be proud.The number of grains counts for eating every bamboo. When I take power, I want to relax and have so many courtiers behind me.

After finally arriving at Ji Ping'an's house, he indulged a little bit, and Heaven punished him!If this continues, he may become the first phoenix in the world that is too fat to fly.

no!He can't lose face alone!He had to pull Wumo into the water, even if Wumo was so thin that only a handful of ribs remained, he would beat him up and make him fat.

Ji Pingan said to Xiao Bai with a smile on his face, "Why don't you change it? If Xiao Huang is not satisfied, I'm afraid our ears will not be clean today."

Xiaobai nodded, and then a shiny white tiger appeared in the courtyard.The moment he saw the white tiger, Xiao Huang laughed hahaha: "Look, let me just say I'm not alone?!"

Xiaobai has indeed gained weight, his monster shape is rounder than before, his fur is supported by the flesh, and the tendons under the fur can be vaguely seen.

Xiao Huang's eyes were vicious, and he saw Xiao Bai's belly and the piece of hair at the back link at a glance: "Look at your meat! It's almost hanging to the ground!"

Xiaobai squatted on the ground and looked down at his belly. He felt that his stomach was a bit cramped.

Seeing that Xiaobai's body was really round, Ji Pingan walked over and couldn't help touching his neck.His strength was too small, and Xiao Bai felt itchy on his neck.

He subconsciously raised his hind legs to scratch his neck, but the moment he raised his hind legs, he discovered a terrible thing, his hind legs couldn't reach his neck!

Fearing that Ji Ping'an would find out about this, Xiao Bai's body tilted slightly, and as a result, he lost his balance and fell to the ground with a grunt.

Xiao Huang on the wall laughed wantonly: "Hahahahaha!"

After laughing, Xiaobai and Xiaohuang sat heavily in the yard, and they became balls of grief.Xiao Huang envied Ji Ping'an while being depressed: "It's better to be Ping'an. The body is a peony flower. No matter how much you eat, you won't get fat. The flowers and leaves look better when they grow stronger. It's so good..."

Xiaobai is also extremely heavy: "I've been slacking off recently, it seems that I need to practice."

Seeing that the two of them were really depressed, Ji Pingan comforted him: "It's okay, our family will start to lose weight today! Believe me, after eating wild vegetables for half a month, everyone can return to their original appearance!"

Xiao Huang's eyes sparkled: "Ping'an, you mean you can lose weight by eating wild vegetables?!"

Ji Pingan nodded firmly: "Yes!"

That night, Ji’s dining table was covered with greenery. Taking a closer look, you can see bracken in the mountains, goji berry sprouts in the ground, Malan and bamboo shoots in cold salad... Xiao Huang looked desperately at the half bowl of rice in front of him: “Where is the meat?” ?”

Ji Pingan smiled: "No!"

The wild vegetables made by Ji Ping'an taste very good, but there is no greasy food, and the stomach will be empty after eating.After eating wild vegetables for three days in a row, Xiao Huang felt that his double chin was much smaller.

In the past, eating was the moment Xiao Huang looked forward to the most, but now eating has become the most painful moment.Xiao Huang wants to eat spicy chicken, braised pork, and sweet and sour pork ribs soup with rice!

At noon on the fourth day, Xiao Huang lay down on the chair in the living room with a disheveled face. He said to Xiao Bai weakly, "I dreamed about barbecue last night..."

Xiaobai is not much better: "I dreamed that I became a sheep and ate a lot of grass."

As demon cultivators, they would be troubled by the problem of gaining weight, and it would be embarrassing for them to speak out.Every bite of food they ate had its due value, and Xiaobai and Xiaohuang felt that they must have gained weight in two sessions because of the joint revenge of the food!

Seeing that it was time to eat grass again, Xiao Huang said, "I must be crazy, I can smell beef."

Xiao Bai looked at Xiao Huang in surprise: "I smelled it too."

The two looked at each other and went straight to the kitchen.As soon as he entered the kitchen, Xiao Huang was so moved that he almost cried. He saw a large plate of white-cut beef on the dining table.

There is also a steamed fish next to the white-cut beef. The fish has been cut with a flower knife, covered with shredded green onion and ginger, and poured with light soy sauce.

The smell of fish and meat filled the nostrils, and Xiao Huang felt like he was dreaming: "Ping An, are you not letting us lose weight?"

Ji Pingan was busy on the stove. He brought out a bowl of egg custard and said with a smile: "Yesterday I dreamed about grandma, and grandma said to me: How can I lose weight if I am not full? I think what grandma said makes sense, so I will start today." I will make some delicious food that is not easy to gain weight."

Xiao Huang cheered: "Long live grandma! Long live peace!"

After shouting, he couldn't wait to pinch a piece of beef and stuff it into his mouth: "Mmm! It's delicious!"

that is!How can you lose weight if you are not full?

There was laughter in the kitchen, and the laughter floated far away with the curling smoke~

The author has something to say:

This is the end of the story of Ping An, and I suddenly feel so reluctant to write them here.

But when I think of Ping An and Xiaobai Xiaohuang living a happy life in the mountain col with green mountains and green waters, I think this ending is very good!

After writing this chapter, the old cat will enter the weight loss mode again.

Losing weight while writing a food article is really tormenting. I hope that when the next article is published, Lao Mao can happily report the weight loss effect to everyone! !

As for what to write next, I haven't decided yet.

I want to write a story about a substitute marriage, but nothing has come out of the copy~ I will post it on the column when I figure it out!

My friends, the green mountains will not change and the green water will flow forever, see you next time!

Secretly say: Friends who leave a message today have a red envelope, the number is limited, first come first served~