It's enough to be able to farm, and what kind of scum is to be abused?

[Really, although I have read a lot of scumbags and cool articles, I have never seen such a vengeful one. 】

"Hey, then you can see it now."

【How should I best describe the host~】

"Don't forget the original intention, keep in mind the mission!"

【…】

Liu Ben changed into a waiter's costume, and for some reason, he wore a mask and lowered his head, so that he could blend into the venue of the annual meeting without attracting attention.

At this time, everyone here stands with people they know, or eats snacks and drinks, chats about the current situation, and talks about the future of the company.

"To be honest, I'm not very optimistic."

"Ah... how should I put it, do you know how many points this year's sales have dropped?" A person secretly compared a number in front of him, and the eyes of the person in front of him widened.

"Really?" The person who was talking to him hurriedly covered his mouth with a wine glass, and asked in a low voice, "Can our branch continue to operate next year?"

"Anyway, I have to prepare early next year."

"Well...that's right."

"Think about yourself too, don't tell me about me."

"Thank you for the reminder, then I will definitely not say it."

Liu Ben stood silently outside the crowd, waiting for his target.

When Gou Qi walked into the venue, several people immediately looked at him, and they were all the key leaders of the company.They raised their wine glasses and toasted Gou Qi.

Gou Qi also showed a professional smile. In the current situation of the company, these backbones must be drawn together so that they don't let them go.It's not that they will resign, but it is very likely that they will apply to the head office and be transferred to another subsidiary. At that time, he will have no one to do things, and it will be bad.

Gou Qi thought, "just so" there was an attendant standing next to him, and "coincidentally" was holding a glass of red wine right next to him, so of course Gou Qi quickly picked up the glass of wine and clinked glasses with several backbones of the company.

Gou Qi took a sip and said in surprise, "Today's wine is not bad."

"Yes." Everyone also nodded. Can the red wine that is not too old be bad?

After the backbones left, Gou Qi couldn't help but drank all the wine in his glass while no one was paying attention, still feeling a little unfinished.

"Good wine." Gou Qi wiped his mouth, but now he still has things to do, so it's okay to drink wine later.

Putting down his wine glass, Gou Qi walked onto the stage, and frowned as soon as he looked at the audience.

Why do you think the light is a bit dim and not evenly illuminated?

Gou Qi: "Today, I am very happy to meet you here."

Wait a minute, why are there so many light spots on the field?How is this banquet hall arranged?Who turned on the lights?

"The end of the year was a bit difficult for us, but as a company with a team spirit, we will never give in to difficulties."

Gou Qi read the opening speech he knew so well, but his eyes couldn't focus.

The people under the stage gradually deformed, some became translucent, some twisted into tentacle monsters, some melted into fleshy paste, and some were mixed with the bodies of the people next to them...

"Then tonight, please enjoy it..." He admired the performance of the invited female star, but he couldn't continue.

Gou Qi's voice gradually became quieter, and the employees in the audience looked at each other in bewilderment, not knowing what happened to the boss.

Gou Qi's hand holding the microphone dropped, and his head dropped accordingly. He stood upright on the stage, quiet and quiet, his expression unclear in the shadows.

"Boss Gou?" The assistant stepped forward worriedly, wanting to see what happened to Gou Qi and if there was any problem.

Unexpectedly, Gou Qi raised his head suddenly, and the microphone in his hand was thrown on the ground, making a loud noise, which startled everyone and showed surprised expressions.

But Gou Qi himself was not affected at all, his face was full of strange excitement, suddenly he raised his hand high, and began to sing!

"Two tigers love to dance, hey!" Along with the singing, Gou Qi swung his hands from top to bottom, and his steps swayed wildly with the rhythm.

Gou Qi: "Little bald guy pulls out carrots!"

Assistant: "Yeah?"

"I learned to walk with duck paper, childhood is the most beautiful thing~"

Gou Qi ecstatically danced on the stage, and beat himself to the beat, spreading his hands back exaggeratedly, clasping his palms together above his head, and twisting his legs left and right, which can be said to be very artistic .

All the employees in the audience were forced at first, but then they blushed a little bit and held back.Many people couldn't help but tremble all over so that they didn't laugh. It was really hard.

But they couldn't hold it back for long. Gou Qi wore a suit and trousers today. This kind of clothes are more rigid and not elastic, so they are not suitable for sports. When Gou Qi dances, the span of his legs is too large, and the trousers have been worn Pulling, struggling to maintain its duty.

However, in the end, with Gou Qi's big swing, and a "呵——", in front of everyone, a large piece of Gou Qi's crotch was torn, exposing the red shorts and part of his thighs. root meat.

"Ah!" A few female employees covered their faces, but the more they thought about it, the more amusing it became, and they finally succeeded and burst out laughing with their friends.

"My God, isn't our boss driven crazy by the company's performance decline?"

"It should be, puff puff."

Although everyone is unhappy about the decline in the company's performance, today's show is too funny.

The assistant closest to him was stunned at the time, but he was a professional after all, so he was the first to react and shouted at Gou Qi: "Boss Gou! Boss Gou, cover it up quickly, cover it with your hands!"

Gou Qi yelled at him: "I don't!"

"Why, Mr. Gou!" The assistant almost died of anxiety, sir, you are going to be reported for sexual harassment like this!

Gou Qi said with a deep expression, "Because young people don't talk about covering up."

"Hahahahahaha!" Although I don't know what happened, I just finished laughing anyway, at worst, I will resign next year after laughing, hahaha!

Gou Qi continued to sing and dance on his own: "Don't be afraid of crazy girls, don't be afraid of thunder, quickly learn Feiyunjue~"

I have to say that he danced so magically that many people couldn't help but shake their legs after watching it.

"You are our sexy baby~"

The assistant had no choice, he was sure that there was something wrong with Gou Qi, so he cruelly called another assistant, ran to the stage and got Gou Qi out.

Gou Qi's arms were restrained, his legs kept kicking, and before he was pulled out of the banquet hall, he shouted: "I advise you to use mouse tail juice!"

Because Liu Ben had been prepared for a long time, he stood in the most suitable place for video recording and the recording was relatively clear, and shot the whole process with a suppressed smile.

After Gou Qi was dragged away, everyone in the banquet hall no longer suppressed themselves, and laughed loudly one after another. At the end of the new year, everyone was full of joy.

Liu Ben also walked out of the banquet hall while no one was paying attention. He glanced at the direction Gou Qi was being dragged away. He should have been sent to the hospital.

As for Gouqi's drinking cup, it should be cleaned up by the system.Liu Ben had already greeted the big cat of the system, and when the effect occurred, he would remove all traces of the poisonous fresh mushrooms.

Because of the negligence of producing poisonous mushrooms, the system promised that these are free now, and it is not for nothing.

Oh……

Is something forgotten?

Liu Ben rubbed his head, he didn't remember, whatever, it shouldn't matter.

Anyway, seeing Gou Qi's ugliness today, he is satisfied, so let's go back.

At this time, Zhu Qian, Gou Er, mother and son, who had already eaten and drank enough in the dining room, fell into a great panic.

Zhu Qian stared at Gou'er with terrified eyes: "Monster, monster, go away! Ahhhhhh!!!"

How can there be her precious son in front of her? At this moment, all she sees is a humanoid creature covered with dicks all over her body, and those dicks, big and small, are still oozing green sticky The thick liquid made Zhu Qian both scared and sick.

Gou Er also ate dishes with poisonous mushroom powder, but Zhu Qian in his eyes was much purer, just a roasted pig, but this pig kept screaming, it was too scary!

The two mother and son were obviously very afraid of each other, but they walked forward uncontrollably, getting closer and closer to each other, but they didn't know it yet, thinking that a monster was approaching them.

Zhu Qian and Gou'er screamed even louder. In a panic, they grabbed whatever they could get and started attacking each other.

The loud noise made by the two attracted the waiter, and when they rushed in, they found that both of them were so violent that they threw things at each other, their exposed skin was bruised and purple, Zhu Qian's face was still hanging color.

The waiters came to stop her, Zhu Qian stared blankly at the waiters for a long time, then burst into tears, ignoring the pulling of others, she began to frantically kowtow to the waiters.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I shouldn't be a mistress, I shouldn't be with him! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry..."

"Sister Liu begs you to let me go, my parents, I wrong, don't come to me, I don't want to die yet, I haven't lived enough! Ah !!"

The waiters looked at each other, feeling a chill down their backs.

Is this really a ghost?

Believe in science, get rid of superstition, improve scientific and cultural literacy, and resist □□ fallacies and heresies...

You Ying was having dinner at home, when suddenly the mobile phone gave a notification that a message was received, he picked up the mobile phone and clicked on it, it was Liu Benfa's video.

You Ying clicked Receive, his home network was good, and it was downloaded and played almost instantly.

"Two tigers love to dance..."

"Pfft!" The soup in You Ying's mouth was sprayed out, and then he coughed a few times, and couldn't help laughing after coughing for a while.

You Ying watched the whole video with a smile, and played it again unsatisfactorily, before clicking on the chat box to ask Liu Ben.

You Ying: "What's going on??"

Liu Ben: "Did I get him some interesting fans?"

You Ying: "What fan? It's not the one I thought, right?"

Liu Ben: "No! Of course not, it's Miaoxian Mushroom Powder."

You Ying: "??!! The fresh mushroom we eat? Is it really poisonous??"

It shouldn't be, he has eaten a lot, and this has never happened once!

Liu Ben: "No, it's a variant of Miaoxian mushroom. It looks very similar to Miaoxian mushroom, but it will cause hallucinations after eating it."

You Ying: "...do you have a lot? Don't confuse it with food."

Liu Ben: "Probably not... Hehe, in fact, the variant is more delicious, and it will only cause hallucinations, and will not harm the body."

You Ying: "Are you really making... Is it really more delicious?" Although it looks dangerous, but I am a little curious, how delicious is the mutant Miaoxian mushroom that is more delicious than Miaoxian mushroom?

Liu Ben: "I strongly recommend you to try it! But it's better to be guarded, otherwise it will be like the video, hahaha!"

You Ying: "Interesting, President You voted for this project."

Liu Ben: "Mr. You is not interested in investing!"

It's a pity for You Ying, this kind of effect, there must be a lot of dandies who are full and have nothing to do and have no money to spend. There may be few in China, but there must be many foreigners who like it!

You Ying: "You didn't leave evidence for what you did, did you?"

Liu Ben: "Of course not! It's a pity that I forgot to watch Zhu Qian and Gou Er's reactions after eating. It must be very interesting."

Liu Ben didn't remember Zhu Qian and Gou Er until he came back. It's a pity that he didn't see it, but the big cat in the system must have seen it, otherwise it would be impossible to give him so much abuse value.

Liu Ben complained that Smelly Cat didn't remind him, but the system didn't care whether the host had appreciated it, anyway, it did, and was very happy to watch it.

You Ying was able to get Liu Ben's thoughts: "You can forget this, what a pity."

Liu Ben: "Yeah, that's all, the future will last forever, let's continue next time."

You Ying: [crooked mouth.jpg]

"Well, put a label on it so it won't be confused."

In the space, Liu Ben put the poisonous mushroom powder he ground into small spray bottles, filled 5 bottles, and then put labels on them, with the words "Daydream" written on them, so as not to be incompatible with the non-toxic mushrooms. The fresh mushroom powder was mixed up.

Liu Ben clapped his hands and was very satisfied with the results in his hands.

And he has a new "inspiration".

"System, how long has the poisoning effect of Gou Qi and his family lasted?"

[About five or six hours, but it's noisy meow! 】

"They just ate too much mushroom powder, and they became crazy like that, and I ate a whole pot of poisonous fresh mushrooms, and I was confused for half an hour."

[It is said that the host is an orc, which is completely different from ordinary people! 】

"Will all ordinary people be the same as them?"

【Of course meow! 】

Liu Ben: "Hey~"

【? 】

Liu Ben didn't say anything, just hid "Daydream" mysteriously and went out.

Recently, most of the villagers who are free and strong in the village are helping to hang nets on Liu Ben’s home mountain. There are many people and they need to pay a lot of wages, but Liu Ben doesn’t really care about it. The cinnamon pine outside can bear pine nuts, and it can be earned back in one wave.

And Liu Ben himself recently brought some weak villagers, mainly women, to renovate the old buildings in the village.

There are many people working, but no one is lazy. Even Avocado is very diligent here to help drag a car and hold a bucket, which is a lively scene.

Scrub the places that can be scrubbed, and paint the places that can be refreshed. If it is too bad to be used anymore, it must be replaced with a new one. Liu Ben specially found experienced carpenters, blacksmiths and tailors nearby to come and count.

"These pieces of cloth must be replaced, look." The tailor pinched lightly, and a piece of red cloth hanging beside the altar of the Earth God made a crisp sound and shattered into pieces.

Liu Ben was surprised: "How did this happen?"

Liu Yibiao was also very surprised: "I didn't see it like this the year before last?"

"Patriarch, the window was broken and I forgot to fix it last year, and the sun shone in and made these cloths brittle." An old lady said casually after scrubbing here.

"Oh, that's possible. These pieces of cloth have been used for a long time, and they can't stand the sun."

Liu Ben asked the tailor to note that these pieces of cloth should be replaced with new ones.

The old house that has been in disrepair needs to be replaced more than that. The bricks here are broken, the window frames are falling off there, and finally there is a long waiting list.

Liu Yibiao looked at it with emotion: "It takes so much money."

"Fortunately, if it's less than [-], I'll pay it all." Liu Ben said bluntly.

A toothless old woman was laying out futons that had been washed and dried a few days ago. When she heard Liu Ben's words, she smiled and said, "Young man, Grandpa Land will definitely bless you and make you rich!"

"Then I have to thank the land master!" Liu Ben said with a smile.

Liu Yibiao asked her: "Aunt Chen, why are you running here? This person is so easy to mess up, and he will bump into you."

"I'm helping!"

The Aunt Chen mentioned by Liu Yibiao, Liu Ben’s name is Grandma Chen Zeng. She is over 90 years old, she has lost all her teeth, but she is in good spirits. The greatest pleasure every day is to read a few scriptures, worship God, and bless her family in the village. Everyone gets better.However, Grandma Chen Zeng likes to talk about Liu Ben most recently, saying that he is a little fairy sent by heaven to help the village, a god of good luck, and will bring blessings to the whole village in the future.

Liu Ben persuaded Grandma Chen Zeng to go home, and then continued to organize everyone to clean and decorate.

"Meow!" A fat orange walked past Liu Ben with a mouse in its mouth.

"Hey, such a fat mouse!" The wiping lady exclaimed in surprise.

"I think the wooden door of the Earth Temple was bitten by it!"

"There's more than one mouse here. I saw some cats from the patriarch's house and a big raccoon dog learning to catch mice yesterday. They pulled out a whole nest of mice. It's scary!"

Liu Ben glanced at Fat Ju approvingly, and turned around to give them some milk and fresh mushroom soup as a reward.

By the way, Miaoxian Mushroom Powder has also applied for testing. Liu Ben is familiar with this matter. Anyway, it is the same as pickled radish, and it is very easy to handle.

Of course, this Miaoxian mushroom is not poisonous. Liu Ben has already decided to keep all the poisonous Miaoxian mushrooms in his own hands, and must not sell them.

Although the formalities have not yet been completed, Zhou Shanshan, an old partner, is already designing the packaging. Liu Ben looked at the design draft, which is quite interesting. The overall shape is slender and mushroom-shaped, but it is more artistic. As always, the cartoon image of the tauren, either with a mushroom on its head, or sleeping on a mushroom, looks very interesting.

Speaking of Miao Xian Mushroom, Liu Ben also asked You Ying to inquire about the follow-up of Gou Qi's family eating poisonous mushroom powder last time.

You Ying was also very interested, so he asked someone to ask.

The first thing to know is whether Liu Ben has left any clues. Although Liu Ben vowed that he will never be caught, You Ying is worried.

But what reassures him is that although the police are investigating so far, they have not found any traces.

After Gou Qi was sent to the hospital, the doctor judged that he had food poisoning, but he couldn't find out what food caused it in a short time. He could only guess based on experience that the most common one was poisonous mushrooms.But Gou Qi didn't eat any mushrooms today, the assistant was overwhelmed by the investigation, and finally received a call from a colleague, saying that Gou Er and Zhu Qian didn't know what happened, they went crazy in the restaurant and were sent to the same hospital.

This time there are samples of the meals they had eaten, but the test took too long, and after a long time of investigation, no ingredients were found that caused this situation.The hospital forced them to vomit and gave them water. After tossing all night, when they thought they were hopeless and about to die, they gradually calmed down by themselves, and they recovered after sleeping until morning.

So far, no results have been found, the food is fine, and Gou Qi's used wine glass is also fine.

There were so many people talking, even though the leader repeatedly warned the employees not to talk nonsense, the story still got out, and there were many candid videos, including Gou Qi's, Zhu Qian and Gou Er's, although they were not as good as Liu Ben's. Clear, but it also caused a small-scale sensation when it was sent out.I heard that there have been a lot of troubles in all aspects of the company's work recently.

You Ying sent these to Liu Ben, and mentioned that Zhu Qian had been kowtowing to apologize to Liu Shuangyue and Zhu Qian's own parents when she went crazy. Liu Ben sighed, this person just can't do bad things. It's nothing, in fact, I still have pimples in my heart.

Oh, and the most important thing is that if you do something wrong, you may receive justice from heaven like Liu Ben, which is terrible.

You Ying also smiled and shook his head while watching, no one can offend Liu Ben.

After You Ying checked the follow-up of this incident, he also asked someone to check Gou Qi's personal information.This is really true, if you don't check, you don't know, You Ying only now knows that Gou Qi is the person in charge of the local subsidiary of the GoldS·mith company, and Gou Qi's father is the company's chairman Gou Wen.

Speaking of it, Gou Wen is a well-known businessman in the business circle. Although he has just settled in Huaxia for less than five years, he has almost no rivals in the high-end nutritional products and nutritional supplements he specializes in. This is a small but profitable market. So Gou Wen also has a certain status in certain levels.

You Ying and Gou Wen have no business relationship, but You Ying also has a little understanding of this person. Gou Wen has a foreign wife Debra who is very powerful in her husband's family. His wife, Debra, is very in love. Rich men can easily turn bad, and it is almost common to find someone outside, but Gou Wen doesn't. They only have one son and one daughter with Debra.

But no one has ever mentioned that Gou Wen has such a big son, no, even the eldest grandson is already in his 20s.

Some time ago, Liu Ben and You Ying complained that Gou Qi and his father were scumbags in the same line. Gou Qi's father abandoned his wife to go abroad to enjoy life, and Gou Qi cheated on him to raise an illegitimate child. Luckily, Liu Ben broke up with the family.

Tsk, Gou Wen, this person lives comfortably in a big mansion in the capital and enjoys the admiration of everyone, but as a result, his own son is put in the subsidiary company silently, and he doesn't say anything to the outside world.It's good that my son was given a spare job, anyway, Gou Qi has no heart and no lungs, he can eat whatever he likes and drink spicy food.But what about grandchildren?Gou Wen's eldest grandson lives in the village, facing the loess and back to the sky, working hard.

You Ying added a few layers of bitterness filters to Liu Ben, and suddenly felt that Liu Ben was too pitiful. After his mother left, he was abused by his father and ignored by his grandfather, living like a little cabbage.

Xiaobaicai, who was enjoying VIP treatment in Xingyue Tower, sneezed.

Boss Xue asked concerned: "Boss Liu has a cold?"

"Cold? It doesn't exist." Liu Ben waved his hand: "Someone must be thinking about me. Let's continue talking about Miao Xian Mushroom. This is a magical ingredient that you have never seen before..."

You Ying looked at the information, and a message popped up in the family group.

[You Guoguo: "Brother, I heard that you've been checking Gouwen's news recently? What are you doing?"]

You Ying clicked on it and saw that it was You Guoguo's message, and replied angrily, "Do your own business."

[You Guoguo: "That's none of my business! I've been checking them out recently too!"

You Ying: "What?"

You Guoguo: "You don't know, Gou Wen they sent someone to my company to inquire about it, I inquired about it, I heard that they are interested in the formula of my natural miracle series, and want to steal the formula!"

Mr. You: "Is there such a thing? How shameless!"

You Guoguo: "That's it? There are a lot of old people, come, cheat, come, sneak attack, my little comrade in his early twenties, is this okay? This is not good!"]

You Ying read You Guoguo's words and thought it was very subtle. Liu Ben is the grandson of Gou Wen's blood, but he didn't know that the most important ingredient in the formula of You Guoguo's products he wanted to steal was the exclusive one sold by Liu Ben. ,Hi.

[Mr. You: "I asked the secretary to ask, Gou Wen is following you because the sales volume of his company's hair care products for men and beauty products for women is not very good this year, there should be your natural miracle series products post-launch impact."

Mr. You: "Well, it must be."

You Guoguo: "The big tree attracts the wind, but I'm not afraid of the recipe being stolen, after all, the core ingredients come from my brother's dear ones, relatives are the most reliable, right? @游应"

Mr. You: "Xiaoying, why check Gouwen, your company's business should have nothing to do with him?"

You Guoguo: "Could it be that my brother cares about me? [Shy.jpg]"

You Ying: "You think too much, but this is quite interesting."

You Guoguo: "What do you mean?"

You Ying: "Liu Ben is the eldest grandson of Gou Wen's serious blood."

You Guoguo: "????"

Mr. You: "?"

Mr. You: "Isn't Liu Ben's surname Liu?"

You Guoguo: "I know about this, he changed his surname, but this, my God!! This is too different, from all aspects... My God!"]

The You family all expressed their shock at this incident, and they asked questions one after another. From You Guoguo's description and You Ying's supplement, they finally understood Liu Ben's life experience. After listening to it, they can only say that this matter is too dramatic , It’s true that art comes from life.

Although Gou Wen has some status, he still can't compare with You Jia. You Jia was shocked mainly because of Liu Ben's ups and downs, and Gou Wen's father and son's ruthlessness.

You Jia criticized Gou Wen Gou Qi from every corner, and finally came to a conclusion.

Relatives are not necessarily reliable, and Liu Ben is too miserable.

"Ah!" Liu Ben sneezed again.

The staff of Xingyue Building asked with concern: "Mr. Liu, do you need thick clothes? We have brand new down jackets of various sizes specially prepared for distinguished guests."

"No, no, no!" Liu Ben shook his head.

Liu Ben had just negotiated a new business and earned a large deposit. When he came out of the warm Xingyue Building, it was a bit cold outside.

As he walked, he wrapped his clothes tightly and thought: I sneezed twice in a row, do I really have a cold?can't...

Liu Ben felt it again, his body was obviously very good, it was strange!

The author has something to say:

The miserable Liu Ben came out with enough money to eat and drink: Hiccup, I was exempted again today~

Thanks to the little angel who poured the nutrient solution for me~

Feeling unusual, I bought a bottle of miso from North and South Irrigation＾▽＾

haimi irrigated 1 bottle of green onions = 3 =

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!

Have you ever watched the egg yolk man dancing video, it’s so magical hehehe~