The princess always wants to get out of the wall
Chapter 26 On Toilet Use and Facilitating Emotional Communication
Feng Xin dragged Princess Pinglan away with arrogance, but in reality?In fact, her mind was blank, and she didn't even know why Princess Pinglan was looking for her, let alone where they were going so aggressively.
In the end, Princess Pinglan pulled her to a stop somewhere.
Well, this place, is, uh... the toilet.
Feng Xin's eyebrows twitched, and she just wanted to growl in her heart - wouldn't it be over if you said to go to the bathroom together earlier? !What a good excuse, how could it be used to offend that little girl Zhao Xinning? !
Princess Pinglan didn't get Feng Xin's inner feelings, but simply bowed to Feng Xin: "Ping Lan asked the princess to do a little favor."
Feng Xin's eyebrows twitched again - whenever someone asks you for a small favor, that small favor is usually not too small.What's more, the Princess Pinglan in front of me doesn't look like a worry-free master.
For a moment, Feng Xin wanted to pretend nothing happened, turn around and leave.
"Princess, please deal with Pinglan for a while, at least for a bowl of tea, at most for a stick of incense, Pinglan will definitely come back!" Princess Pinglan looked at Feng Xin with earnest eyes.
Feng Xin: "Uh..." - the time you said for a bowl of tea, the time for a stick of incense, how much time is it? ? ?
Princess Pinglan looked at the beauty in front of her with a slight frown, and seemed a little hesitant, and said frankly: "Princess Pinglan only needs to have fun in front of the Queen Mother, but Ying Pinglan must stand in front of His Majesty for Mobei!"
Princess Pinglan's voice was not intense, it was even considered calm. When she said this, she didn't even move her eyebrows, but it was amazing that her words had a magical power that made people's blood boil.
So, Feng Xin, who was hot-blooded, nodded his head in a strange way.
But this boiling blood soon turned into a cold heart in the process of waiting for Princess Pinglan—Feng Xin soon understood why Princess Pinglan had to ask her sincerely for her "Turn around for a while".
The Queen Mother had already said at the banquet that Princess Pinglan didn't have to worry about other things, and the implication was that she was not allowed to go to the men's table; when Feng Xin remembered this, the maid sent by the Queen Mother to find Princess Pinglan had already It's in front of Feng Xin.
Feng Xin was wailing in her heart: princess, why don't you give an early warning when you do something wrong? !Just put down such a sentence, and feel at ease with her, right?What if you miss it?
Although the villain in Feng Xin's heart was already rolling all over the floor, the facts proved that Princess Pinglan didn't miss her, because Feng Xin pulled her clothes back and looked at her imposingly. The little maid who was saluting asked in a very pretentious manner: "What's wrong?"
The little maid probably had enough of seeing the big wind and waves in front of the queen mother, so she behaved neither humble nor overbearing: "The queen mother was a little worried when she saw that the princess and the princess had left the banquet for a long time, so she specially asked the servants to come and see."
Feng Xin translated the words, it probably means that the Empress Dowager asked me to keep an eye on her because she was afraid that the Princess would slip away to the men's seat. As for you, Princess, since you met, you should ask to show your courtesy.
"Princess?" Feng Xin looked surprised, "Isn't the princess resting in the side hall?"——she is the best at rambling and changing concepts.
The little palace maid was stunned for a moment, seeing that Feng Xin's face was full of surprise and did not seem to be fake, she continued to explain patiently: "The servant girl is not talking about Princess Changning, but Princess Pinglan."
"Oh..." Feng Xin had an expression of "Why didn't you say it earlier", suddenly realized, "Hey, you should have said it directly, otherwise there would be no such misunderstanding!"
"..." The little maid was a little surprised, she never expected that the dignified princess would be...uh, so...shameless?The little palace maid concealed her true emotions professionally, and bowed her head in a salute, "It's the servant who is confused."
Feng Xin was a little embarrassed: "..."—after all, she is not really shameless, and she doesn't want to take advantage of her poor status to oppress this little maid.
"Then the princess has seen Princess Pinglan?" the little maid continued to ask.
"Uh..." Feng Xin was at a loss for words for a moment, and her brain began to spin rapidly. Should she say "I have seen it" or "I have not seen it"?If she said she had seen it, then there must be overwhelming entanglement; but what if she said she hadn't seen it, and the little maid rushed in to find someone?Wouldn't that have failed Princess Pinglan's entrustment?
After all, she didn't want to betray that girl's trust.Feng Xin sighed in her heart, with an unspeakable expression on her face: "I have indeed seen it."
"Where is the princess?" The little maid asked again and again.
Feng Xin looked around, then nodded and said, "It's right here."
"Then..." The little maid hesitated for a moment, and was about to go inside, Feng Xin stepped in front of the little palace lady, and said with a smile, "The princess is going to the toilet, why don't you barge in like this? "
"..." The little palace maid was silent for a moment, then suddenly said, "The princess has not returned from the banquet, the queen mother is very concerned, and please return to the banquet earlier."
Those who didn't know thought that she had left the banquet for a whole year; Feng Xin slandered, while smiling and said: "The queen mother is kind, and I really want to go back to the banquet to accompany her as soon as possible." The queen mother talked; but I just promised Ping Lan that I will wait here for her to go back together."
Feng Xin deliberately simplified "Princess Pinglan" into "Pinglan", and the lips and teeth were full of intimacy.
The little palace lady was dumbfounded by this reason - it's just going to the bathroom, and I still have to wait? !Saying something so solemn is like asking the two to live and die together!
No matter how calm the little maid is, she is only a fourteen or fifteen-year-old child after all. Feng Xin still knew the complaints in her heart from the flashing change in her expression. Feng Xin didn't care, and the smile on her face became brighter. Can: "Hey, did you know that going to the toilet together can enhance the emotional communication between girls?"
"..." The little maid was dumbfounded.
But Feng Xin didn't care: "I can tell just by looking at your expression that you don't know about it. It's because you met me today, and I'm in a good mood today, otherwise I wouldn't tell you this."
"Uh..." The little maid hesitated to speak.
Feng Xin pretended not to see the little palace lady's expression, and she jumped out one after another like words: "Hey, you don't know, do you? It has been scientifically proven that many small habits in life are the key to enhancing relationships; The girls you mentioned go to the bathroom together. This is the most common type, and it is actually a group phenomenon. It seems that girls have consciously established this way of emotional communication since kindergarten. This is also considered...uh , gender characteristics? Hey, speaking of it, if you want to gossip with your colleague...uh, with your friend, I suggest you go to the bathroom with her, holding hands, chatting with Xiaotian, how beneficial it is to exchange gossip... ..."
In this way, relying on the fact that the little maid did not dare to interrupt the princess's speech at will, Feng Xin wrote a composition of no less than [-] words on the spot with the argument of "how to go to the toilet to enhance emotional communication", and his mouth was dry He was so dry, he spent his whole life talking nonsense, and at the end, even Feng Xin didn't know what he was talking about, so it was hard for the little palace lady to listen to it with a grim face, Feng Xin felt that she couldn't bear it.
Little girl, it's really not that I want to fool you here with nonsense, if you want to blame you, you really have to blame Princess Pinglan.Feng Xin was able to distract himself from confession while talking eloquently, and left all the responsibilities in his heart to Princess Pinglan without hesitation.
Moreover, how long is a stick of incense? !Feng Xin's heart was roaring, she felt that she had been talking nonsense for a century, but Princess Pinglan didn't even see a shadow.
She could hardly continue... Feng Xin was already crying in her heart.
"I've been waiting for a long time." Before Feng Xin and the little palace maid all collapsed, Princess Pinglan's voice was like the sound of heaven, and finally sounded behind Feng Xin.
Tears welled up in Feng Xin's eyes, and she turned around and rushed towards Princess Pinglan: "Pinglan, don't take constipation seriously, it should be cured properly!"
"..." The little maid tried her best not to lose control of her facial expression, pretending that she didn't hear anything just now, and bowed her knees to salute Princess Pinglan.
Princess Pinglan dismissed the little maid's gift, raised her eyebrows and looked at Feng Xin, the smile on her lips was very meaningful - Pinglan?
Feng Xin rolled her eyes in her heart - I'm almost drooling, okay?Princess Duan's image has been completely ruined by her. If the original owner is alive, I don't know if she will be angry. She has sacrificed so much. Is there any problem with Ying Pinglan's constipation?no problem!
Princess Pinglan looked at Princess Duan's sulky look, and suddenly found it very interesting. She was tall and tall, at least half a head taller than Feng Xin, and with her long legs, she easily caught up with the unhappy Feng Xin , hugged Feng Xin's shoulders with a smile, leaned over to Feng Xin's ear, and said with a light smile, "Thank you."
Feng Xin didn't expect Princess Pinglan to act like this. Princess Pinglan's warm breath hit her earlobe. In an instant, she felt that her whole face was on fire from the base of her ear, and her heart was on fire. I jumped a beat unconsciously.
She never expected that Princess Pinglan is still a master at flirting with girls!Feng Xin took a steady breath, trying to keep herself from revealing the shyness of a young girl in Huai Chun.
The little maid who had been brainwashed for a long time followed closely behind the two of them, seeing the intimate behavior of the two nobles, she couldn't help but think——What Princess Duan said seems quite reasonable, going to the bathroom together is really good for emotional communication; no, Princess Pinglan and Princess Duan look so affectionate!
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The author has something to say:
small theater.
Feng Xin said to Zhao Xinning - touching her head, pinching her face, teasing her.
Ying Pinglan faced Feng Xin—holding hands, embracing shoulders, and whispering.
Zhao Jing'an (sneering): My daughter-in-law, every day is either on the way to tease a girl, or on the road to being teased by a girl.hehe.
On the first day of 2019, the first update of 2019, Prince Duan still failed to show his face in the text, it doesn’t matter, we will compensate (abuse) him in the small theater~
Hahaha, although I abused the little prince, I still love you all very much. On the first day of 2019, I hope to spend it with you~ Every day in 2019 must be happy.
happy New Year!
In the end, Princess Pinglan pulled her to a stop somewhere.
Well, this place, is, uh... the toilet.
Feng Xin's eyebrows twitched, and she just wanted to growl in her heart - wouldn't it be over if you said to go to the bathroom together earlier? !What a good excuse, how could it be used to offend that little girl Zhao Xinning? !
Princess Pinglan didn't get Feng Xin's inner feelings, but simply bowed to Feng Xin: "Ping Lan asked the princess to do a little favor."
Feng Xin's eyebrows twitched again - whenever someone asks you for a small favor, that small favor is usually not too small.What's more, the Princess Pinglan in front of me doesn't look like a worry-free master.
For a moment, Feng Xin wanted to pretend nothing happened, turn around and leave.
"Princess, please deal with Pinglan for a while, at least for a bowl of tea, at most for a stick of incense, Pinglan will definitely come back!" Princess Pinglan looked at Feng Xin with earnest eyes.
Feng Xin: "Uh..." - the time you said for a bowl of tea, the time for a stick of incense, how much time is it? ? ?
Princess Pinglan looked at the beauty in front of her with a slight frown, and seemed a little hesitant, and said frankly: "Princess Pinglan only needs to have fun in front of the Queen Mother, but Ying Pinglan must stand in front of His Majesty for Mobei!"
Princess Pinglan's voice was not intense, it was even considered calm. When she said this, she didn't even move her eyebrows, but it was amazing that her words had a magical power that made people's blood boil.
So, Feng Xin, who was hot-blooded, nodded his head in a strange way.
But this boiling blood soon turned into a cold heart in the process of waiting for Princess Pinglan—Feng Xin soon understood why Princess Pinglan had to ask her sincerely for her "Turn around for a while".
The Queen Mother had already said at the banquet that Princess Pinglan didn't have to worry about other things, and the implication was that she was not allowed to go to the men's table; when Feng Xin remembered this, the maid sent by the Queen Mother to find Princess Pinglan had already It's in front of Feng Xin.
Feng Xin was wailing in her heart: princess, why don't you give an early warning when you do something wrong? !Just put down such a sentence, and feel at ease with her, right?What if you miss it?
Although the villain in Feng Xin's heart was already rolling all over the floor, the facts proved that Princess Pinglan didn't miss her, because Feng Xin pulled her clothes back and looked at her imposingly. The little maid who was saluting asked in a very pretentious manner: "What's wrong?"
The little maid probably had enough of seeing the big wind and waves in front of the queen mother, so she behaved neither humble nor overbearing: "The queen mother was a little worried when she saw that the princess and the princess had left the banquet for a long time, so she specially asked the servants to come and see."
Feng Xin translated the words, it probably means that the Empress Dowager asked me to keep an eye on her because she was afraid that the Princess would slip away to the men's seat. As for you, Princess, since you met, you should ask to show your courtesy.
"Princess?" Feng Xin looked surprised, "Isn't the princess resting in the side hall?"——she is the best at rambling and changing concepts.
The little palace maid was stunned for a moment, seeing that Feng Xin's face was full of surprise and did not seem to be fake, she continued to explain patiently: "The servant girl is not talking about Princess Changning, but Princess Pinglan."
"Oh..." Feng Xin had an expression of "Why didn't you say it earlier", suddenly realized, "Hey, you should have said it directly, otherwise there would be no such misunderstanding!"
"..." The little maid was a little surprised, she never expected that the dignified princess would be...uh, so...shameless?The little palace maid concealed her true emotions professionally, and bowed her head in a salute, "It's the servant who is confused."
Feng Xin was a little embarrassed: "..."—after all, she is not really shameless, and she doesn't want to take advantage of her poor status to oppress this little maid.
"Then the princess has seen Princess Pinglan?" the little maid continued to ask.
"Uh..." Feng Xin was at a loss for words for a moment, and her brain began to spin rapidly. Should she say "I have seen it" or "I have not seen it"?If she said she had seen it, then there must be overwhelming entanglement; but what if she said she hadn't seen it, and the little maid rushed in to find someone?Wouldn't that have failed Princess Pinglan's entrustment?
After all, she didn't want to betray that girl's trust.Feng Xin sighed in her heart, with an unspeakable expression on her face: "I have indeed seen it."
"Where is the princess?" The little maid asked again and again.
Feng Xin looked around, then nodded and said, "It's right here."
"Then..." The little maid hesitated for a moment, and was about to go inside, Feng Xin stepped in front of the little palace lady, and said with a smile, "The princess is going to the toilet, why don't you barge in like this? "
"..." The little palace maid was silent for a moment, then suddenly said, "The princess has not returned from the banquet, the queen mother is very concerned, and please return to the banquet earlier."
Those who didn't know thought that she had left the banquet for a whole year; Feng Xin slandered, while smiling and said: "The queen mother is kind, and I really want to go back to the banquet to accompany her as soon as possible." The queen mother talked; but I just promised Ping Lan that I will wait here for her to go back together."
Feng Xin deliberately simplified "Princess Pinglan" into "Pinglan", and the lips and teeth were full of intimacy.
The little palace lady was dumbfounded by this reason - it's just going to the bathroom, and I still have to wait? !Saying something so solemn is like asking the two to live and die together!
No matter how calm the little maid is, she is only a fourteen or fifteen-year-old child after all. Feng Xin still knew the complaints in her heart from the flashing change in her expression. Feng Xin didn't care, and the smile on her face became brighter. Can: "Hey, did you know that going to the toilet together can enhance the emotional communication between girls?"
"..." The little maid was dumbfounded.
But Feng Xin didn't care: "I can tell just by looking at your expression that you don't know about it. It's because you met me today, and I'm in a good mood today, otherwise I wouldn't tell you this."
"Uh..." The little maid hesitated to speak.
Feng Xin pretended not to see the little palace lady's expression, and she jumped out one after another like words: "Hey, you don't know, do you? It has been scientifically proven that many small habits in life are the key to enhancing relationships; The girls you mentioned go to the bathroom together. This is the most common type, and it is actually a group phenomenon. It seems that girls have consciously established this way of emotional communication since kindergarten. This is also considered...uh , gender characteristics? Hey, speaking of it, if you want to gossip with your colleague...uh, with your friend, I suggest you go to the bathroom with her, holding hands, chatting with Xiaotian, how beneficial it is to exchange gossip... ..."
In this way, relying on the fact that the little maid did not dare to interrupt the princess's speech at will, Feng Xin wrote a composition of no less than [-] words on the spot with the argument of "how to go to the toilet to enhance emotional communication", and his mouth was dry He was so dry, he spent his whole life talking nonsense, and at the end, even Feng Xin didn't know what he was talking about, so it was hard for the little palace lady to listen to it with a grim face, Feng Xin felt that she couldn't bear it.
Little girl, it's really not that I want to fool you here with nonsense, if you want to blame you, you really have to blame Princess Pinglan.Feng Xin was able to distract himself from confession while talking eloquently, and left all the responsibilities in his heart to Princess Pinglan without hesitation.
Moreover, how long is a stick of incense? !Feng Xin's heart was roaring, she felt that she had been talking nonsense for a century, but Princess Pinglan didn't even see a shadow.
She could hardly continue... Feng Xin was already crying in her heart.
"I've been waiting for a long time." Before Feng Xin and the little palace maid all collapsed, Princess Pinglan's voice was like the sound of heaven, and finally sounded behind Feng Xin.
Tears welled up in Feng Xin's eyes, and she turned around and rushed towards Princess Pinglan: "Pinglan, don't take constipation seriously, it should be cured properly!"
"..." The little maid tried her best not to lose control of her facial expression, pretending that she didn't hear anything just now, and bowed her knees to salute Princess Pinglan.
Princess Pinglan dismissed the little maid's gift, raised her eyebrows and looked at Feng Xin, the smile on her lips was very meaningful - Pinglan?
Feng Xin rolled her eyes in her heart - I'm almost drooling, okay?Princess Duan's image has been completely ruined by her. If the original owner is alive, I don't know if she will be angry. She has sacrificed so much. Is there any problem with Ying Pinglan's constipation?no problem!
Princess Pinglan looked at Princess Duan's sulky look, and suddenly found it very interesting. She was tall and tall, at least half a head taller than Feng Xin, and with her long legs, she easily caught up with the unhappy Feng Xin , hugged Feng Xin's shoulders with a smile, leaned over to Feng Xin's ear, and said with a light smile, "Thank you."
Feng Xin didn't expect Princess Pinglan to act like this. Princess Pinglan's warm breath hit her earlobe. In an instant, she felt that her whole face was on fire from the base of her ear, and her heart was on fire. I jumped a beat unconsciously.
She never expected that Princess Pinglan is still a master at flirting with girls!Feng Xin took a steady breath, trying to keep herself from revealing the shyness of a young girl in Huai Chun.
The little maid who had been brainwashed for a long time followed closely behind the two of them, seeing the intimate behavior of the two nobles, she couldn't help but think——What Princess Duan said seems quite reasonable, going to the bathroom together is really good for emotional communication; no, Princess Pinglan and Princess Duan look so affectionate!
--------------------
The author has something to say:
small theater.
Feng Xin said to Zhao Xinning - touching her head, pinching her face, teasing her.
Ying Pinglan faced Feng Xin—holding hands, embracing shoulders, and whispering.
Zhao Jing'an (sneering): My daughter-in-law, every day is either on the way to tease a girl, or on the road to being teased by a girl.hehe.
On the first day of 2019, the first update of 2019, Prince Duan still failed to show his face in the text, it doesn’t matter, we will compensate (abuse) him in the small theater~
Hahaha, although I abused the little prince, I still love you all very much. On the first day of 2019, I hope to spend it with you~ Every day in 2019 must be happy.
happy New Year!
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