After being reborn, Bai Yueguang kissed me

October 2021, 9, light rain

Today is a day when the two shit-shoveling officers are not at home. There is only one cat left in the huge palace. To be honest, I have no problem with being in the attic. After all, I have the world in my heart, so what if it is a humble room?

However, I must sternly warn these two excrement shovelers, it’s raining like a waterfall outside, don’t come back to see me with wet body, what’s the point? !I hate water, in this kind of weather, could it be that some unscrupulous person wants to harm me?Fortunately, I have far-sightedness and foresight, and God bless me, the rain will be safe this time.

Um?etc?There seems to be a sound.I heard some noises, and I could tell with just a hair that the excrement shoveler at home had returned.Presumptuous, I didn't come here first to let go... Cough, please go out!What a shame!

what happened?Still not coming?I'm going to be angry, I'm really going to be angry!These two shit shovelers actually only care about themselves, do they still have me in their eyes? !

"Meow!"

Shit-shoveling officers can't do without education, and when I speak, don't they come here obediently?Oh, only one came over, hum, I knew it was Mrs. Qin again, Mrs. Su must be afraid of me, she dared not come in front of me at all, so I would not have the same knowledge as her, I am a magnanimous and good master, so I will not follow her Forget about kicking me out of the room last night.

Well, let me see my country, it's not bad.Um?Don't touch my head, my majestic image!Forget it, it's quite comfortable, so I'll show you mercy and let you touch it.

Wait, why do these two-legged beasts smell like another two-legged beast? Damn it, this is my two-legged beast, no, I must mark it back.

Why?Hey?Put me down quickly!What about you!Cheapskate, mine, it's all mine!Look at my invincible meow meow fist!

The two-legged beast touched me again, she must love me to death, after all, I am handsome and unrestrained, it is understandable, I just barely like her a little bit.

What are you staring at me for?Hmph, I don't have the same knowledge as a petty two-legged beast.

Ah, I'm hungry, where's my little fish?I'm going to look for it.

The dried fish is really delicious, I barely share it... I posted it together again, cut it, I knew that the narrow-minded Twolegs was sick, so I should enjoy the dried fish myself.

Twolegs don't take my ugly photos when I'm not prepared!Got caught by me!What are you doing?Smile so much!Forget it, just rely on me pampering you, I am really the wisest master in the world.

Ah, I'm so tired. I've been exercising so much and I'm really working hard. Reward yourself for a little sleep.

Um, have you turned on the lights?How long have I slept?Forget it, it doesn't matter, what about my two-legged beast?Why don't you come to see me soon?

Hiss, what happened?Why do two two-legged beasts fight when I wake up from sleep?Well, the skin has been peeled off, isn't it too frightening for the cat?Are all Twolegs this violent?Although it doesn't seem to be important for two-legged beasts?I see them changing back and forth every day.

No, as a responsible master, I have to check the situation.

Um?Why am I locked up? !The skin has fallen here, remember to lock me up? !Cut, it shouldn't be a problem, right?I've seen it all, and it'll be fine.

Aww, don't go out unless you are allowed to go out, I don't care about it, my beauty sleep, here I come!

On September 2021, 9, the light rain turned cloudy.

I woke up, and sadly found that my rations were gone, what are my shit shovel officers doing?Ah, I'm so hungry, oh, here's the leftover dried fish from yesterday, let's take a bite first.

Ha, it really isn't raining today, I hate light rainy days.When I think about it, I feel wet all over my body, so cold, so cold.One time, the shit-shoveling officer came home wet, and was beaten up by the narrow-minded Twolegs. As a result, I was also caught and taken to take a bath. Damn it.

Speaking of which, did my diary write yesterday?What?Serious cat who keeps the diary?I was forced!Do you think I want to?I can have any bad thoughts, I just want to eat small dried fish.

What time is it now?The two two-legged beasts haven't woken up yet, they're lazier than me, what's the point? !I must seriously criticize this behavior.

I waited for an unknown amount of time before Twolegs came and let me out.

Suddenly found that I have no rations, Twolegs must be very guilty, right? ……Um?Gan, why is this narrow-minded?Where's my Twolegs?

You poked me in the head with your hand!I don't want to lose face?

Alas, here comes my two-legged beast!Um?You actually went to hug her?What about your little ancestor?I'm going to be angry, there are no five little fish that can't do it well!dare you laugh!

The joys and sorrows of Twolegs are different from mine. The happiness belongs to her, and I only feel noisy.

Forget it, a genius like me is destined to be different from other cats, maybe this is fate.I want to go to a quiet place to stay by myself for a while, don't let the two-legged beast stop me, just let me be alone.

Tsk, don't touch me, huh?Why did you hug me, I tell you, it's too late to apologize and regret it now.Wait, wait, where are you taking me?

It's not so warm, I'll force myself to sleep here for a while.Hmm... no, let me change to a more comfortable position, and remember to do it to my little fish.

Can the TV sound be turned down a bit, it's a bit noisy, how can I sleep?Hey, can you be careful not to touch my two-legged beast? !I'm going to fall!

I want to stare at that petty eye, my image at the moment must be tall and mighty, a stinky two-legged beast, what are you laughing at? !

Tch, forget it, I'm still suitable for Dumei, where's my little quilt?

I'm going to jump to the highest place to look down on my country, any two-legged beast is my shit shoveler.

Well, as expected, the field of vision here is wide, and the sense of security is soaring. It is really picturesque.My little dried fish, here I come!Speaking of which, what are these two two-legged beasts looking at?Um?Why are there two two-legged beasts, hey, they disappeared again, hey, they came out again, what are they doing, my head is going to be dizzy from the shaking.

Sleep, sleep, or sleep is suitable for me, what kind of two-legged beast, inexplicable, weird, I don't bother to talk to them, I really paid too much for the peace of this family, I am touched.

The author has something to say: no more, no more, the full text is over

It is purely a spoof on the spur of the moment after seeing my cat, just watch it if you are happy, if you are not happy, find someone else to tease you

Finally, I wish you all a happy day~