happy event under the tree

In such a moment of dazed effort, Gu Xi had already lost the opportunity to faint.

He had no choice but to face this half-sized rabbit on the ground with his scalp numb, oh no, it was a shemale.

The rabbit stood on only two hind legs, straightened up, and patted the pot ash on the fur on its buttocks.Gu Xi took a step back subconsciously, and thought for no reason in her heart: the next thing is to speak...

Sure enough, the rabbit did not disappoint Gu Xi's prediction at all, and opened its mouth and said, "Seeing that you are small, you are much more courageous."

Gu Xi's legs went limp, and he fell down to sit on the ground with a "plop", just in time for his eyes to be at the same level as the rabbit, which added to the effect of brain-replenishing fear.At this moment, he wished so much that someone would come in at the door quickly, slap him awake, and tell him not to have such absurd dreams again!

The rabbit continued to say: "I think you are a good person, and I have no choice but to be a rabbit. There is no need for everyone to hurt each other, right?"

The surrounding area was so quiet that even the sound of a needle falling on the ground could be heard. The rabbit raised one of its forelegs and rested it on its lap, raised its pointed chin, and said, "I'm not scared of you, just say something, or else What shall we do?"

Gu Xi couldn't figure out how it managed to do this as a rabbit, he could only hear the sound of himself swallowing, his heart beating like a drum, and after struggling for a while, tremblingly, he said, "You, you Are you an elite after the founding of the nation?"

The rabbit was stunned for a moment, then thumped its legs and raised its head to laugh a few times: "Haha, of course I became a sperm before the founding of the People's Republic of China. It's legal. I've lived for nearly 100 years." Then it frowned again, as if a little dissatisfied , "This is considered young among monsters, and his magic power is not deep enough, so I still look like a child, and I can't last long."

Gu Xi's heart was full of tears, he said weakly: "Then why did you come to steal things, how easy it is to be bumped into..." How easy it is to scare people to death!

The rabbit sighed and said, "This year's weather is too hot, the crops planted in the field are all scalded to death, and the harvest is not good. There is no other way to do this."

Gu Xi persisted and continued to ask: "Then why did you come to my house?"

"To tell you the truth, I saw you distributing leaflets that day, and found that your home is close, and there is no surveillance, and it is very convenient to come in from the yard behind the mountain..." Rabbit was a little guilty, and his red eyes flicked left and right. After a while, he said, "Oh, let's talk about whether you want to keep it a secret!"

"If—" Gu Xi tentatively said, "What will happen if I don't keep it secret..."

"No one will believe you if you say it," the rabbit spread his hands, "Of course I, a rabbit, can't do anything to you."

Gu Xi choked for a moment, it was the first time he had seen such a crappy monster, it was completely different from those coquettish sluts shown on TV.

The rabbit probably saw what Gu Xi was thinking, so he clicked his lips and said, "Tsk, don't believe what's shown on the TV, it doesn't respect the facts at all, it's nothing but bragging all day long."

Gu Xi finally couldn't hold back his curiosity, and asked, "Don't you know the magic that erases people's memories?"

The rabbit's fluffy face clearly showed a look of disdain: "You think life is so easy, so what do I have to do to farm the land? If I pluck the hairs and blow them, I can have a pile of corn and grapes?"

"That's right..." Gu Xi sneered, "I don't think you're bad, so, then I'll keep it a secret for you."

"Okay." Saying that, he began to fiddle with the plastic bag.

It was obviously still a soft child's voice, but Gu Xi couldn't help but think of the koala sitting and eating an apple with open arms on the Internet, and his whole body was full of the smell of a middle-aged uncle.

He was a little more courageous, and reached out to touch Xu Xunliang who was lying on the bed. Fortunately, he was breathing smoothly, and he was a little confused: "Then what should Brother Xu do?"

"Whatever, it's almost dawn. There are a lot of dogs here. After walking away, the mountains and rivers will never meet again." On the rabbit's arm-if it can be called an arm like a human being-it has a clothes on one arm. He took out the food bag, skipped and slipped through the door without looking back.

Gu Xi stared at the direction where it disappeared, and looked away until his eyes became astringent.

In summer, before 5 o'clock, Dongfang starts to let go, chirping birds start to get up early, and dogs bark indistinctly in the distance.

Gu Xi got up, moved his numb legs, dipped in cold water and patted Xu Xunliang's face on the ground.

Xu Xunliang woke up suddenly, and grabbed his arm: "Gu Zheng, run, oh no, Gu Xi, run, run!"

"Don't worry, brother Xu," Gu Xi said unnaturally, "You, what's wrong with you?"

"Eh? I seem to see a, a rabbit..." Xu Xunliang showed a puzzled expression on his face, as if doubting the authenticity of what he saw, he asked back, "Did you see anything?"

"Ah, I didn't see anything. There are wild cats and dogs running around in this old street. Could it be Brother Xu, you're sleepy?"

"Really, why did I lie on the ground..." Xu Xunliang touched the back of Sisi Lala's painful head, where a small lump bulged, and he couldn't help but bark, "By the way, where's the little thief?"

"I've already run away, Brother Xu, do you want to go to the hospital to have a look?"

"Oh." Xu Xunliang looked around and said to Gu Xi, "Tell your brother some time, it's almost dawn, then I'll go first, I have to think about it."

After sending Xu Xunliang away with a guilty conscience, Gu Xi lay on the table, and this miraculous encounter popped up in his mind from time to time.

He wants to take back what he said about the food thief that "the world is full of wonders", and don't jump to conclusions too easily. Life actually sent a little white rabbit to give him a hard blow, smashing his body with a bang. worldview.

So, what the hell is going on with monsters?

How did that three-petal mouth speak so many languages...

Perhaps, what happened last night can be listed as one of the important events in his life, and when he gets old, he can tell it as a story to the juniors, and it can be regarded as his legendary experience.It's a bit flattering to think about it, after all, not everyone can meet monsters, right?

Life continues.

In the afternoon, Gu Xi received a notice.In order to catch up with the rectification of the town's appearance, it is called to create a city name card and transform the city's image. These buildings along the street need to be unified and renovated.The size, specification and color of the signboard should be changed to a uniform one.Gu Xi glanced at the rendering, and couldn't bear to look directly at it.

He thought, Wow, why does life keep trying to get at him as a kitten?

The author has something to say:

I feel like I’m writing an earthy monster story [cover my face] Let’s start with a rough white rabbit, and then come our fairy-like protagonist!