The #1 Pretty Boy of the Immortal Path

Dark clouds piled up, and there was a swirl-shaped black center above the city, and a hole opened in the sky, thunderbolts and lightning, rumbling.

Several young people are gathering, talking nonsense.

"Speaking of my roommate... that's called Lin Shu," one of the young men clicked his tongue, "it's like he's sick, and I haven't seen him say a word."

The person next to him opened a can of beer and echoed: "It's flattering to say he's dumb, he doesn't even have an expression, go out and find a place to live by yourself, I really don't want to see him, fuck."

An extremely loud thunder cracked in everyone's ears, and the deafening rain poured down.

They all turned to the window at the same time: "It's so fucking big."

The young man who complained just now raised his eyelids, looked up at the sky, and suddenly froze, his eyes widened.

"This..." He hesitated and was surprised, "Third brother, isn't that dead face standing on the top of the building over there?"

The third child squinted his eyes hard: "Really, with such a heavy rain, this person is really mentally ill?"

"If you're not depressed, you have to be autistic. Anyway, it's not normal," the young man gloated and laughed, "Hey, third child, why is he still holding something in his arms?"

"Psycho is so much fun—it looks like a sword."

However, before they could see clearly, a scene beyond their cognition happened.

A huge purple thunder snaked out unimaginable radial lines in the black sky, and struck straight at the figure on the top of the distant building. The light at that moment was so dazzling that no one could clearly see what happened.

Downstairs on the street, many people excitedly took photos against the rain, with the words "The huge thunderstorm in City X looks like the end of the world, where is the fellow Taoist going to survive the catastrophe?"

——This was the last time they saw Lin Shu.

When Lin Shu woke up, he felt that he was lying down, and tried to roll his eyes, trying to open them.

"Little fool is awake!" A voice with a thick accent rang in his ear.

His body froze immediately, his eyelids were as heavy as Mount Tai, his bones were rusted, and he almost couldn't breathe.

I'm allergic to people, really.

He took a few deep breaths, the air was damp and corrupt, and the smell was extremely unpleasant.

He tried to circulate his true qi, but his cultivation was completely useless.

"Why is there no movement again?" The voice continued to ring out. It was a middle-aged woman with a loud voice. She seemed to have stretched out her hand and reached towards herself.

Imagining the heat of the approaching human body, Lin Shu's sense organs exploded, and he opened his eyes suddenly.

The aunt was also taken aback by his sudden opening of her eyes: "I'll suffer a thousand knives!"

Lin Shu was stiff all over, took a few breaths, and finally saw his surroundings in dizziness.

The aunt in front of the bed looked fierce, wearing a linen jacket and skirt, her hair was coiled up, and a thin piece of wood was inserted, which was not a modern dress.

I am in a thatched hut. This hut is extremely dilapidated, and the walls are full of mold and potholes. If you are making retro movies, it is really not easy to build such a dilapidated house.

Lin Shu: "..."

Human tragedy.

He just wanted to cross a catastrophe—after crossing, he was not far from Feisheng, but he had classes in the evening, and he didn't have time to leave the city to find the wilderness to cross, so he had to choose the tallest building nearby, so as not to alarm ordinary people.

The bad thing is that this building is so bad that it can't die, and a huge lightning rod was installed. The sky thunder didn't hit him, and it was all drawn down by the lightning rod.Immortal cultivators who are not sincere and determined, and try to escape the catastrophe by using foreign objects, will be punished by the sky without exception. If it is serious, it will be wiped out, and if it is light, it will be beaten back and start again, such as now.

He really didn't expect that the lightning rod could actually lead away the thunder.

Modern physics hurt me.

Lin Shu took a few breaths and felt his body.

The meridians are extremely sluggish, and the bones are weirdly bad. To say that the aptitude is mediocre is to close your eyes and talk nonsense. If you want to cultivate immortality, you may be a toad who wants to eat swan meat.

He is like a student who was punished for cheating. Not only did he have to retake it, but his textbooks were also torn.

Seeing his sluggish look, the aunt let go of her anger, and sighed: "I've been stupid for almost ten years, and it's not getting better—running around the corners all day long, and this time I'm drowning, so I need to have a longer memory."

A man yelled from far away, and the aunt let out an "hey", pressed the corner of the quilt for him, turned and left.

Her hand narrowly brushed against Lin Shu's neck, which aroused goosebumps all over Lin Shu's body. He had difficulty breathing, and it took him a long time to recover.

The aunt's move was really normal and kind, but Lin Shu couldn't accept contact with people, and the quilt was weirdly damp, as cold as iron, and it was even more uncomfortable to cover it tightly than not cover it. It was really unfortunate.

When the aunt walked away, he got up from the bed, pushed open the sticky wooden door, and looked outside.As far as the eye can see are the same dilapidated houses, gathered in twos and threes, like a village.The courtyard where I live is located on the outskirts of the village. Outside the village is the abandoned cultivated land. A little further away, it is gray and covered by fog, so I can't see anything.

The sky is strange and very dark. If it is early morning, there are people walking around and smoke from the kitchen; it is far-fetched to say that it is evening, the sky is gray and black, without stars and moons, and there is no shadow of the afterglow of the setting sun. unlucky.He couldn't think of anything for a while, and wanted to observe again. When he saw villagers walking outside, the leg he wanted to step out retracted, turned around and walked back to the room.

The room was really lackluster, broken and messy, with only a bed and a table in front of the bed, no mirror, so he couldn't see his own appearance. He thought of the "little fool" and "little mad dog" that the old lady said, Guessing that this shell of myself may indeed be a man with mental retardation, and I don't know what kind of dignity it looks like.

Touching his weed-like mess of hair, Lin Shu was a little suffocated.

Just at this moment, the courtyard door was overturned with a creak, and footsteps came from behind him. He turned his head and saw that the old lady was still the one who came.

With a white bowl in her hand, the aunt stepped over the threshold and said like calling a dog: "Little fool, it's time to eat!"

After yelling, the little fool turned his head and looked at himself, his expression was still not very normal, but it was quite different from before.

The aunt frowned: "I fell into the water once, how can I be more stupid."

After speaking, she put the bowl on the table and turned to leave.

In this world, there are not many people who are quiet, and a fool is one of them, because no one will talk to a fool.This is what Lin Shu never wanted, but not now.He has to communicate with someone, otherwise, he can only be a fool here for the rest of his life.Although he likes quiet, he doesn't want to be a fool—especially a fool in a musty room under a moldy quilt.

So, when the aunt was about to go out, she heard a trembling voice from behind: "...Thank you."

Auntie: "Ah!"

She turned around suddenly: "You are not stupid!"

Lin Shu nodded stiffly.

The aunt was almost dancing, she raised her voice and shouted outside: "You are not stupid, you little fool!"

There was the sound of chaotic footsteps, and in a moment, a large group of yellow and thin villagers gathered in Ulala at the door, all of them stretched their necks excitedly and looked into the room.

"Isn't the little fool stupid?"

"Is the little fool really not stupid?"

"The little fool is really not stupid!"

Lin Shu: "..."

How could a fool suddenly become smart enough to make such a big commotion?

The aunt put down the bowl, walked forward tremblingly, and took Lin Shu's hand: "You...do you remember anything?"

Lin Shu: "!!!"

He was held by the aunt, the hairs all over his body stood on end, his eyes turned black, and he took a few steps back like an electric shock, almost knocked out of his wits.

Unexpectedly, the aunt knelt down and said, "You must save us!"

Seeing the aunt kneeling down, the villagers followed suit and kowtowed outside the door: "You must save us!"

Lin Shu moved his lips and struggled to organize his words, wanting to ask why these people knelt down.

Unexpectedly, I haven't spoken for too long, and I can't organize at all.

He said with difficulty: "What do you want me to do?"

Several people talked at once, especially the aunt's voice was the loudest. Fortunately, although Lin Shu could hardly speak, he could still listen to others, and barely understood what they meant.

Ten years ago, I don't know what ghosts and ghosts caused troubles—in short, there was a great disaster. When the whole village was in danger, a fairy passed by and used magic to protect the place for ten years. Little fool, said he was his apprentice.

The villagers asked again, if the spell can last for ten years, what will happen after ten years.

The immortal played a lot of maneuvers, said a lot of magic words like "but wait for the opportunity to come", and left in the air.

Now, the ten-year period is approaching, and the magic barrier is crumbling, but the little fool is no longer stupid. It can be seen that the opportunity has come, and the villagers are naturally overjoyed. They only hope that the little fool who suddenly enlightened can find a way to deal with it.

Lin Shu looked outside.

It's still the same scene - the mist of ghosts and ghosts fills the wilderness. It is said that life is extinct in the mist, and there are all living corpses and evil spirits.The whole village is like an isolated island in the sea. There has been no outside news for ten years. Even if the villagers want to break their heads, they have no way to get out, and if he has no countermeasures, he will also be trapped here.

He has been cultivating immortals since he was a child, and his bones are excellent. After cultivating for more than ten years, he went to Mahayana smoothly. Now he is sent to this place by the Heavenly Dao. Not only is he trapped, but he also has to talk to people.

Lin Shu stood there, took a few deep breaths, and after a lot of mental construction, he finally organized his words and asked, "Do you have a sword?"

The villagers looked at him together, their knees were a little weak, and they wanted to fall down and bow down.

I didn't expect the little fool to be so calm and calm once he got enlightened.