The #1 Pretty Boy of the Immortal Path

In June, the great heat is approaching, and the sun is scorching.

In the past few days, it has been extremely hot and humid, the river has dried up a lot, and the crops in the fields have all withered. The whole city is only looking forward to a heavy rain. If the rain does not come, it is afraid that there will be a severe drought.

Li Jimao came back from working in the fields, sweating profusely. As soon as he got home, he poured water on himself, and slapped his cattail fan vigorously in the main room.

"You dog—save some water!" Li Yamao poured him a small glass of cold water.

"It's your turn to go in the afternoon." Li Jimao gulped down the water, wiped his mouth, and said to Li Yamao, "Take care to make a dead dog."

"Damn," Li Yamao said, "I can walk a big week today, you can catch up quickly, if we two can go to cultivate immortals, we won't have to suffer from such a bird."

Li Jimao sighed and said, "It's easy to say."

There is no rain in January, and Fujian, Guangdong, and Guizhou are thousands of miles away, and it seems to be another famine year.I don't know how many young people are like these two brothers, looking forward to passing the mausoleum test by luck, leaving the world and living a fairy life.

Watching the sun come to the center, Li Yamao said: "Let's go to Brother Lin for dinner."

——Brother Lin’s family naturally had no food, so they had to bring it with them. It has been like this every day for the past two months.

When they went, Lin Shu was practicing sword under the tree.

A three-foot poplar branch, slanting a sword flower, the two brothers looked outside the door for a long time, but it was just the most basic five moves of pointing, stabbing, chopping, chopping, and pulling, and there were no fresh sword moves.

——In fact, it’s not that Lin Shu doesn’t want to practice other things. This little fool’s body is really weak. After two months, he eats and drinks regularly, but he hasn’t seen any improvement. .

He was a little dizzy, and Li Ji Mao and Li Ya Mao came to look for him, so he put down the branches and went back to the room.

These two brothers often come to him these days, sometimes asking about qi mechanisms, acupuncture points, and other things, sometimes just come to play—speaking of it, this is the first time someone has come to him to play.

In his previous life, when he was six or seven years old, he saw that others had friends, and he was envious of them, and wanted to have one or two playmates together.It's just that it's all about thinking about it.He has been following his master since he can remember—it is said that the master took him from the orphanage. As for this old man who insists on wearing long hair in modern society, how can he successfully adopt a child, Lin Shu can't figure out how , so he always thought that he was stolen from the orphanage by the old man.

After being stolen, at a very young age, he began to recite sword manuals, learn exercises, and what his peers said... He didn't understand at all, and he hadn't even seen TV.Therefore, he didn't know how to talk to the people around him, and he didn't know what to say.Children play in groups. Once a person has no friends at the beginning, he will not have any in the future.

After graduating from elementary school and entering junior high school, he could barely keep up with the pace of modern life, but he was already withdrawn to a certain extent, and no longer wanted to get in touch with people. Others are dumb.

After arriving here, the life in the village is simple and the same, and the two brothers are very simple, laughing and making trouble in front of him all day long, and they gradually become familiar with each other. As long as they don't touch him at close range, Lin Shu can get along with them. It was a rare experience to live in peace.

They continued to live in peace for a few days, and it seemed that it was the day of the mausoleum examination.

The aunt sent the three of them to the entrance of the village, and said to Li Jimao and Li Yamao: "You two are finished bastards, I don't care what you do in the exam, don't throw Xiaoshu away!"

Li Yamao said with a grin: "Don't worry, mother, we will take care of him!"

Lin Shu looked at this scene, thought for a while, and he had never been lost. He didn't know why he left an impression of being easy to lose, and he was a little dazed: "..."

The aunt cast her eyes on Lin Shu, feeling very worried: "Look at it! It's such a deafening look again! Don't you just let go and die!"

"He's listening!" Li Yamao excused him, "It's just that he doesn't know how to make an expression, he looks a little dazed!"

The aunt gave a "bah", walked a few steps forward, and said to Lin Shu, "Follow me!"

The distance was too close, Lin Shu was a little stiff, and nodded silently.

Only then was the aunt satisfied, she waved her hand and let them go.

Ning'an Mansion is a small county, and it is only a dozen miles from the southern suburbs to the center of the city. They each rode a gray donkey and walked side by side on the dirt road. , Afraid that he would be dizzy in the sun, I added it on purpose.

While being carried by a donkey, Lin Shu watched the scenery along the road.

When I first entered the city, the streets and alleys on both sides were sparse and the houses were low. They were all old wooden and mud houses, which were not very prosperous. After passing a memorial archway and arriving in the inner city, I saw a rather grand government office, and gradually there were shops along the street. , selling some melon and fruit snacks, shouting one after another, quite interesting.

As soon as we arrived at the examination room, there was a lot of traffic and voices. The examination room turned out to be an open space of several tens of feet square, paved with blue bricks.

Passing over the dark heads, Lin Shu saw a very tall bamboo pillar standing in front of him, with a blue flag hanging high on it, and the big characters "Shangling Examination" were written on it. The participants sat on the ground with this bamboo pillar as the center.

Li Yamao: "This is really embarrassing."

Li Jimao nodded.

Lin Shu thinks so too.

But when almost everyone came, he felt that the perfunctory and simplicity of this place was not without reason-I don't know if there are 5000 people in the whole Ning'an Mansion, and there are [-] people who came to take the exam alone, probably all the young people They all came here to try their luck.The Shangling Academy only recruits a thousand people a year in Nanxia, ​​but there are hundreds of thousands of people participating in the Shangling Examination. It is really not easy to carefully arrange the venue and conduct a detailed assessment in reality.

Li Yamao dug out a hemp rope from nowhere, tied one of Lin Shu's wrists, and tied the other end around his waist, and said, "There will be a lot of people later, if you really lose it, my mother will probably kill you." I hang up and hit."

At Sishi, the drum beat three times, the noisy crowd fell silent, and a vigorous and powerful voice was heard in the distance: "Get up!"

With the bamboo pillars as the center, milky white complex array patterns suddenly spread out on the bluestone board, and after a while, the light became brighter.

Lin Shu's consciousness was suddenly pulled, and after a sense of weightlessness, he opened his eyes again, and was already on a mountain road filled with morning mist. There was a stone on the side of the road, engraved with "Dream of Shangling".

He climbed up the stairs, and after dozens of steps, he turned a corner, turned around, and suddenly reached the top of the mountain.

The sun was rising on the top of the mountain, and the morning breeze was refreshing. In front of him, a phantom of an extremely friendly-looking man in blue clothes appeared, and he cupped his hands: "Fellow Daoist, please sit quietly."

Lin Shu sat quietly.

"Where is the fellow Taoist's house?"

"Minzhou, Ning'an Mansion."

"What's the name of fellow Taoist?"

"Lin Shu."

"How old is fellow Daoist this year?"

"fourteen."

"It's really a hero out of a boy."

After finishing speaking, the man in blue continued: "Fellow Daoist, please close your eyes."

Lin Shu closed his eyes.

"Fellow Daoist, please meditate."

Lin Shu meditated.

The man in blue smiled: "Poke and jump, fellow Taoist is really obedient."

Lin Shu: "..."

The IQ of this test system is quite high.

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