I became a fan cat
1 chapter raw and 2 chapters cooked.
Yang Kai jumped higher and higher.
"Crackling." The sound of the lock opening was very clear in the middle of the night.
Yang Kai was overjoyed, stretched out his claws and started digging around in the window, trying to widen the window.
The window should be due to the resistance valve, plus a milk cat has no strength, Yang Kai's lungs hurt from holding back, and he only opened it about the width of his face.
In fact, there is no need for a particularly wide window slit. He used his face as a ruler to draw the window slit. He heard that as long as the head can pass, the whole body of the cat can pass through.
Yang Kai stretched out his head tentatively, passed through easily, and then stretched out his forelegs.
oh~ so easy!
He felt relieved and went straight forward.
"???"
The window slit was ruthlessly stuck on Yang Kai's buttocks.
Yang Kai tried his best to push forward, kicking his hind legs forward, trying to step forward with his own hind legs.
But his ass didn't move.
His ass is really stuck.
Playing Chui Chui, it turns out that there are a lot of false information on the Internet!
He reluctantly prepared to step back and continue to widen the window slit.
"!!!"
Jeez, he's really stuck.
Yang Kai stayed in the window, unable to advance or retreat. When he lowered his head, he could see the bright yellow European-style street lights downstairs and the evergreen trees illuminated by the street lights in a warm yellow.
Falling from this height, even a cat will have an accident.
Yang Kai shrinks his head.
His legs trembled a little.
Frightened by the small executives.
The night wind was blowing gently, scraping the fluff on his body.
He also trembled.
cold.
Although the reasons for shaking are different, the result is the same. Yang Kai can't stand up now, his dizziness and legs are weak, and he feels that he will stop cooking in the next second.
"Meow!" Yang Kai called for help with the last ounce of strength, making his voice as sharp as possible.
Shit shovel, your dog is really going to be taken by a dog!
Zhou Zhou woke up suddenly from his dream. He reached out to touch the cat conditionally, but it was empty.
When he looked up, a round cat's butt was facing his bed.
He stretched out his hand to tentatively poke the cat's butt, which looked very good in the hand, and said with a smile: "Dog?"
What responded was the kitten's aggrieved meowing, and the twisting of the cat's buttocks.
The kitten kicked back hard with its hind feet, trying to pull itself out of the window, but the window was too tight, no matter how hard it tried, the window would not move.
He should have closed the windows before going to bed, right?
Zhou Zhou raised his eyebrows suspiciously, but he didn't think too much about it. He thought that he might have misremembered, so he directly supported the milk cat with his hand, opened the window with the other hand to get the cat, and then quickly closed the window.
Yang Kai hadn't had time to be happy and free again, so he watched tonight's results being ruthlessly shut down by Zhou Zhou.
Ah, his Peggy!
The author has something to say: Yang Kai: In the days without you, I am really lonely~
Zhou Zhou: I am willing!
Yang Kai: Would you like to buy Peggy for me?
Zhou Zhu: ...
☆、Chapter 7
Yang Kai lay in Zhou Zhou's arms for a long time, his head became more and more dizzy, his limbs were weak and limp, and he always felt that he would ascend to heaven in the next second.
That's not right, it's just a fear of heights, why can't it be slowed down for a long time.
By the way, are cats afraid of heights?
Yang Kai fell into deep thinking, thinking, thinking, feeling that his chest had become hollow.
Could it be...
Yang Kai pressed his stomach with a serious face.
Empty.
Sure enough, he was hungry.
On the other side, Zhou Zhou hugged the milk cat and smoothed its hair for a long time. The milk cat still looked half dead, so he took out his mobile phone.
"My young master Zhou, you'd better give me a reason to call in the middle of the night." The voice on the other side of the phone was restless and impatient to be interrupted.
Zhou Zhou looked serious: "Tang Si, I have a cat."
"Oh, congratulations."
"It's very lethargic now, and it looks like it's not pulling chickens."
"Then take it to the hospital."
"you are a doctor."
Tang Si: "..."
Tang Si's voice gritted his teeth: "Perhaps you forgot that I am a forensic doctor, the kind who deals with corpses."
"It's all related to biology." Zhou Zhou's expression remained solemn, "It's nestled in my arms now, with its paws pressing on its stomach, and it looks exhausted."
"As far as your habit is concerned, did you bring it back today and feed it?" Tang Si casually said.
Zhou Zhou: "..."
Tang Si: "..."
"Fuck you, don't disturb my night life!" After all, Tang Si and Zhou Zhou grew up with the same trouser leg, and quickly understood, scolded Zhou Zhou, and hung up the phone quickly.
Zhou Zhou stared blankly at the milk cat, who was looking at him mistyly, looking pitiful.
At this time, the two people's thoughts are finally synchronized, and I am really a (stupid) talent (comparison).
Zhou Zhou hurriedly went to look through the things sent by the store.
They are placed in front of the milk cat in the same way.
Yang Kai pushed away the cat food in disgust, and rejected the temptation of canned cat food in disgust.
Just kidding, although he is willing to be a pet, it doesn't mean he is willing to eat cat food immediately without psychological pressure.
But he was really hungry, and he almost lost the strength to push away the cat food.
Yang Kai glanced at Zhou Zhou depressedly, he had a premonition that he was going to starve to death.
Zhou Zhou dialed the phone again with a serious face: "Hello, takeaway? Don't you deliver it now? How about 100 delivery fee? 1000? Aren't you open 24 hours? Okay."
Zhou Zhou put down the phone in frustration, opened the refrigerator, and it was empty.
He thought for a while, then continued to pick up the phone: "Hello, Mama Chen. Eh? Mom, why did you answer the phone? Are you still awake at this late hour? Oh, it's okay, I just want Mama Chen to do more in the future A meal without salt. Why do you beat me in the middle of the night?"
Zhou Zhou replied without changing his face: "Because I just finished working overtime."
After hanging up the phone, Zhou Zhou looked even more frustrated.
He lowered his head and lay on the edge of the bed, looking at Yang Kai at the same level: "Persist until the morning and there will be something to eat."
Yang Kai pricked up his ears, listened to Zhou Zhou's phone call, and reluctantly pulled the canned cat over.
It's not impossible to just have an emergency meal tonight.
He licked it disgustingly.
Huh... a little delicious? !
By the time Zhou Zhou hurriedly let Yang Kai finish eating the canned food and then fell asleep, it was already the middle of the night.
The sky was still dark, but the familiar sound of a rooster crowing could be heard.
Yang Kai lives in this high-end community, high-end in terms of location, this is a school district housing.
His idea is very simple, if you are poor, you can't make poor children, and you must not let your children lose at the starting line!
Let's start with the school district room first.
Every day at 4 o'clock is the day when students wake up and read early. In order to get close to nature and create an ancient learning atmosphere, the school must start playing the sound of rooster crowing at 4 o'clock every day.
The sound of snoring is classic, restrained and long-lasting, showing the hardworking and simple spirit of contemporary students.
For this, Yang Kai has always been very satisfied.
If you learn two more hours a day, rounding up, you will learn an extra [-] million.
Moreover, this is a high-end residential area after all, and the sound insulation effect is not bad, and the chirping sound reduced by the partition will not have any impact on the sleeping people.
But Yang Kai is now a cat.
Very sensitive hearing.
So he has insomnia again.
And it was a busy night, full of food and drink, and extremely sleepy.
He stared at Zhou Zhou with wide eyes. Zhou Zhou was already in a deep sleep. Because he slept very late, there were slight dark marks under his eyes. Be good, be good.
Yang Kai couldn't hold back, and rubbed his face against the sky.
Damn, it's so embarrassing.
He jumped up suddenly, and ran out of the bedroom lightly, preparing to calm down and shake off the goose bumps on his body.
This evil body instinct!
The living room is not dark, the huge electronic photo wall has been turned into night mode, just dimly illuminating the whole living room, the curtains of the living room are half opened, bent into an arc in the night wind.
Night Breeze...!
Yang Kai's eyes lit up, but the window of the living room was not closed.
Sure enough, there is another village in the dark.
Yang Kai ran to make sure that Zhou Zhou was sleeping and there was no sign of waking up, so he climbed up the window and carefully checked the terrain.
Every house has a little ledge outside the window, which is almost the same as a platform to a cat.
This time Yang Kai went very smoothly, and within a few minutes, he dragged Peggy back to Zhou Zhou's house smoothly.
His good night is finally here!
Yang Kai hides Peggy in the cabin of the cat climbing frame, where there is just a lack of a bed.
He jumped in and stepped on Peggy, the touch was still smooth and soft, Yang Kai curled up his body in satisfaction, and decided to sleep on him until the sky was dark.
The author has something to say: Yang Kai: Kekeke, this is my first time being a cat and I have no experience.
Zhou Zhou: Cough cough cough, this is the first time raising a cat, and I have no experience.
☆、Chapter 8
When Yang Kai was woken up, the sun was already rising.
He was held in his arms with one hand, and opposite him was a pink Peggy.
He subconsciously reached out to fish for it, but failed.
Peggy was getting further and further away from him.
Someone dared to snatch his Peggy!
Yang Kai got up subconsciously, and the strength of his arm pressed him firmly between the bends of his arms.
kindness?This feeling of being enslaved.
Oh, and he's a cat now.
Yang Kai turned around and lay down in a different direction. When he looked up, he saw his life assistant, Xiao Chen.
He subconsciously squeezed back.
What is this called? It's a strange cat when we meet again?
Xiao Chen smiled: "Mr. Zhou, hello, I'm here to get Yang Kai's pillow."
pillow?
Don't give it to him!Anyway, his body is useless now!
Yang Kai tried his best to get rid of the restriction of Zhou Zhou's arm, and threw himself at his other arm.
No, how did he know that the pillow is here?
Zhou Zhou also had the same doubts: "How do you know that this pillow belongs to Yang Kai?"
"In order to avoid illegitimate meals, the manager pressed the surveillance camera outside Yang Kai's window, and the video showed that your cat took him away last night."
Yang Kai: "..." Gu Zhe, you are such a genius, according to the monitoring, you will not tell the homeowner.
However, he didn't care so much, he wanted to continue to put Peggy back on the cat climbing frame while pulling Peggy.
One pull, no pull.
Zhou Zhou held Peggy so tightly that his nails turned white.
Yang Kai was startled, and secretly checked whether he had embarrassed his family by shoveling shit.
The rich second generation who owns seven or eight luxury cars - Mao, actually went to steal other people's pillows.
"This pillow is already dirty after tossing it back and forth. Why don't I buy another exactly the same one to compensate you?"
Zhou Zhou's hand almost crushed Peggy out of shape.
Yang Kai looked at his family Peggy distressedly, it bears the pressure it shouldn't bear.
"This..." Xiao Chen's expression was a bit embarrassed, "This pillow is what Yang Kai must hold when sleeping, and he never leaves it with him on weekdays."
Zhou Zhou's hand clenched even tighter, and even the other hand tended to be squeezed.
Peggy curled up twisted together.
"Look, this Peggy has been deformed by cats. Is this okay? Sell me the pillow for 10 yuan, and at the same time compensate you for an identical one."
Ah bah, shameless, don't care what he does.
Yang Kai complained secretly.
But his life assistants are all carefully selected by the company, and they will definitely not be the same...
Xiao Chen's eyes lit up, and he smiled even more happily. He nodded again and again, and replied bluntly: "It's a good relationship, and you don't need to pay for another one. I'll just buy it myself later."
"..."
It turns out that you are such a life assistant in private!
Hey.
Too beautiful promises are all because of being too young.
Yang Kai frowned secretly, and made up his mind that if he could go back, the first thing to do was to solve the internal problems.
Just kidding, his personal belongings are sold like this, which is completely unacceptable.
After Zhou Zhou reached a friendly meeting with Xiao Chen, he quickly closed the door.
He pinched Peggy with both hands, his face twisted, and the corners of his mouth raised uncontrollably.
Zhou Zhou hugged the milk cat violently, and kissed it: "Damn! Well done."
After that, he happily ran to the bed with his pillow in his arms.
This kiss made Yang Kai blush, after all, he is still a love forbidden idol who wants to fall in love but has no chance.
Wait, shouldn't Peggy be put back in his lair? Isn't the 10 gold nest prepared for his cute and wealthy pet?
Yang Kai followed closely, and with a pounce, he bit Peggy with his teeth and ran to the ground.
"Hey, dog, don't bite it!"
Yep, he was picked up by Teng Kong again.
Responsively, Yang Kai flopped his short legs in the air twice.
Give up the treatment directly, just bite Peggy tightly.
He, dog egg, ah bah, Yang Kai, no matter how weak he is, he still has to shout out with his corrupt voice: Peggy is his!
Zhou Zhou tugged at the pillow helplessly, seeing that Yang Kai had no intention of letting go: "Good boy, let go, don't tear it apart."
Yang Kai tried his best to turn his head away from him, because of Peggy's size, he could only raise his neck to confront Zhou Zhou.
Mouth!good!acid!
He felt the saliva in his mouth trying to escape.
Thinking of a peggy wet with saliva.
And a self who was slobbered.
Hey...disgusted.
Yang Kai shivered, his mouth loosened.
Peggy fell into Zhou Zhou's hands as she wished.
Zhou Zhou was overjoyed, and happily placed Peggy on the bedside, then picked up the half-naked man on the bed and placed it in front of Yang Kai: "Come on, son of a bitch, this big one will sleep for you."
Yang Kai: "?" Aren't you my crazy fan?
Plastic fans.
He pressed his feet tightly against the pillow and decided to express his displeasure.
Obviously, Zhou Zhou didn't feel it. He happily took back the pillow of the same height: "Oh, it's a good thing that my family is a sensible puppy. I also like this pillow very much, so let's enjoy them together."
Zhou Zhouzai carefully placed Peggy on the left side of the pillow.
Then he carefully placed the body pillow on the right side of the pillow.
By the way, I patted the ash.
Satisfied, place the kitten in the center of the pillow.
Yang Kai got closer and closer to the half-naked pillow with a face full of horror.
He tried to curl up his soles.
To be fair, he doesn't want to sleep with him at all!
In the end, it was placed on the abdominal muscles of the pillow without any twists and turns.
"Meow!" You fucking let me go, step on it and burn your feet!
Seeing that the cat was unsteady and meowing anxiously, Zhou Zhou thought for a while, then reluctantly opened the zipper of the pillow, and stuffed the cat in: "It's cheap for you, I have never opened the zipper to get in to keep warm .”
The zipper is below the waist of the pillow and above the thighs.
Yang Kai was wrapped inside and couldn't move.
"..."
What kind of shame play is this?
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Life still has its hands on him, a kitten.
The author has something to say: Yang Kai: I never thought that one day I would be able to sleep in my half-naked pillow, inside!
Zhou Zhou: Actually, I think...
☆、Chapter 9
Zhou Zhou hugged the pillow across his lap, stroked the milk cat's head with one hand, and took out the tablet smoothly with the other.
Skillfully open the micro-offer.
As soon as Weike liberated the backstage, it sounded like a screaming chicken.
Yang Kai glanced casually, and saw Zhou Zhou's account at a glance: "I'm Qiqi."
Hey, what a girly name.
He thought about it again.
Isn't this the boss of his family's fan circle?
In Yang Kai's fan circle, there is such a mysterious boss named Qiqi.
Speaking of her deeds, there is only one word to describe her, which is trench.
The new album is online, buy 10,000+ copies!
It's time to hit the rankings, turn on the trumpet and continue to rush!
In her heyday, she accounted for 8 of the top ten in the official list of hardcore fans.
It can be said that she used real money to send Yang Kai to the hot searches one after another.
However, Qiqi is extremely low-key, never participating in offline activities, and never making any requests.
Kiki's presence can only be felt when spending money.
For such a fan, in the entertainment circle, especially for his traffic, no one should hate him.
Yang Kai began to reason seriously.
A known:
Zhou Zhou is Kiki
Kiki never showed up at the signing
Zhou Zhou has his full set of signings
So, Kiki attended his book signing.
in conclusion:
His owner is the shy Mansao.
Yang Kai was impressed by his logic.
He is really a logical idol.
It's over, what should I do if I'm a little bit happier.
Over there, Zhou Zhou was frantically typing on the screen, pointing his finger at the book.
@Annie12321: People are stupid and have a lot of money. Did you earn the money yourself?
Answer: Lemon extract, and I have money.
@旧事阿东: If you spend so much money, you might as well soak the ducks.
Answer: I am willing, and I have money.
@要汽车要房: Does your man know that you spent so much money on other men before marriage? Oh, no, maybe you spent your husband’s money in the first place.Matching the picture" is of course choosing to forgive her".
Re: Never mind, and I'm rich.
Did @凯凯 update Weibo today: [crying][[crying][crying][crying][crying] Ma'am, can you ask how Kaikai is hurting?Wailing from the little transparent powder.
Zhou Zhou paused his hands, and crossed the message.
Yang Kai's health report was transmitted as soon as he was sent to the hospital.
Minor concussion.
But still haven't woken up.
Can't figure out why.
Zhou Zhou's mood disappeared in an instant.
He turns on the penguin colony.
In the group, it was full of enthusiasm, and the notes were frantically swiping the screen. Zhou Zhou's eyes could hardly keep up with the chat records.
He resolutely gave up and typed in the group: "Is there a new picture today, sisters."
There was a momentary pause in the penguin group, and then countless links rushed to him.
Zhou Zhou was a little at a loss.
He struggled for a while, and clicked on the most attractive title:
"Shocked! The popular idol actually..."
What?This annoying subtitle.
As soon as the webpage opened, what came into view was a photo of his family, Kai Kai, wearing a black jacket.
The red title occupying half of the screen almost covered Yang Kai's upper body.
The headline reads, "The popular idol's private life is chaotic, and he frequents nightclubs."
Zhou Zhou tried his best to click on the picture.
Gee.
There is no function to display the original image.
He regretfully long presses the picture, saves the local, and the action is done in one go.
He turned down disappointed.
The content is boring.
The writing is not good.
Make it up.
After Zhou Zhou calmly commented, his eyes continued to look down.
His fingers froze, and his face was full of anger.
At the very bottom, a comment with a red ID is very eye-catching: "My sister works in the hospital where Yang Kai lives, and I heard that he is dying."
The author has something to say: Aww, I only found out after it was published!Special thanks to the little angels who sent me the nutrient solution! !Bow, kneel down and thank you!
Cough cough cough, you will not believe me when I say it, I coded 5000 words yesterday.
but!It's another article, and I got stuck when writing this article.
Because I don’t play Weibo, so while reading the format of Weibo while writing, my mind goes blank, and I cry stupidly.
☆、Chapter 10
Ah bah, I can't fuck you!
As a man, how can he be said no.
Is there such a curse?
Yang Kai also saw this comment at a glance, and was so angry that he almost jumped up, but was stopped by the pillow.
He kicked the pillow twice to vent his anger.
After kicking, I was a little uneasy.
Could there be something wrong with his body?
Zhou Zhou and Lin Kai thought of going together.
He unzipped the pillow and carefully put it back on the left side of the pillow.
Worryingly, he started circling the room.
He took out his mobile phone, put it back halfway through dialing the number, and began to take off his pajamas.
Yang Kai broke free from the soft cotton wrapping just in time to see Zhou Zhou put on his pants.
Before Zhou Zhou had time to put on his shirt,
His muscles are well defined, wrapping his torso tightly and docilely.
Looks like long legs, thin waist, and triangular back.
Yo, take one off, take one off.
Yang Kai whistled, and the whistle turned into a childish meow.
Zhou Zhou stroked the milk cat's little pad in relief: "Even the dog knows how to comfort your father."
He checked the time, called Chen Ma, turned around and continued: "Your father is going out to see your father today, remember to eat by yourself, and don't climb the window."
my dad?My Father?
Yang Kai had black question marks all over his face.
But that had nothing to do with him, Yang Kai hugged Zhou Zhou's calf directly.
Please take him with you when you go out, thank you.
Zhou Zhou stomped his feet, trying to shake the milk cat off: "God, you have to be obedient, pets are not allowed in the hospital."
Hospital?
Is that what he meant?
Yang Kai hugged him even tighter.
He quietly stretched out his claws, determined to try to hook the trouser legs.
Unfortunately, he has no claws.
The round nails slipped across Zhou Zhou's trouser legs, not even a single thread was scratched out.
It's better to just hold it and use it.
Yang Kai withdrew his claws in disgust.
Zhou Zhou sighed.
He stretched out his hand and pinched the neck of the milk cat's fate.
Yang Kai couldn't move, and was lifted down like a chicken.
He was already numb. Ever since he turned into a cat, he kept repeating the process of struggling—useless effort—struggling—useless effort.
People are tough.
Yang Kai touched his heart and cried out, "Meow~" He also wanted to go to the hospital to see his condition.
With tears in his eyes, Zhou Zhou held Yang Kai's front paws.
then,
Shut him into the inner door of the bedroom.
He closed the door and said, "No, I still don't feel relieved. Although I am reluctant, you should feel wronged for a while, son of a bitch, and stay in Limen."
Zhou Zhou thoughtfully turned on the lights when he left.
Yang Kai: "..."
I'm sorry but don't do it.
Sure enough, a man's mouth is a deceiving ghost!
Yang Kai scratched the door for a long time, and finally confirmed that Zhou Zhou had indeed gone out.
He began to shift targets.
On Zhou Zhou's bed, there was a tablet lying quietly.
A silent invitation is being issued to him.
There is no lock on the tablet, once opened, it is the interface of the penguin colony.
A group chat of "New Year's Eve in a foreign style", with a message record of 99+, and it keeps prompting new messages.
Yang Kai glanced calmly at the messages that kept popping up, most of them were meaningless "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'" and "this must be true love" among them.
It looks like a group of girls.
I really don't understand why a second-generation local tycoon and handsome man can add so many girls.
Another message was brushed directly:
Did Western Qi send out sugar today: [link][link][link][link], why are Qiqi and the others not married yet?
Zhou Zhou is getting married?
Yang Kai subconsciously heard Zhou Zhou's "Daddy" remarks before he left.
He wanted to see who his other shit shoveler was in the future.
Full of curiosity, Yang Kai clicked on the message group link with his meat pad.
At that moment, Yang Kai felt a brand new door opened to him.
Inside that gate, Zhou Zhou looked at him with joy in his eyes and waited for him.
They meet, know each other, and love each other.
They fell in love and killed each other until death.
They fight firewood and fire, and the day after tomorrow will be on their own.
Several colleagues looked down.
Yang Kai felt that he had spent several lifetimes with Zhou Zhou.
So emotional!
It turns out that I am my father.
Yang Kai sighed with a good acceptance.
Continue to click on the next link.
A bunch of data came into view, simple and clear, presented directly in the form of a table.
A big hand sorted out Zhou Zhou's data every time he used money to shine.
What is the first album, Zhou Zhou bought 141314 copies, which is a confession from time to time.
His subsequent signing will be on February 2th, which will be an air response.
Why? When he was on a variety show, he said that his favorite number was 6, which happened to be the last number of Zhou Zhou's Weibo birthday.
Etc., etc.
Not to mention, it really looks like that.
Yang Kai felt that he had been brainwashed.
If it weren't for him, it would be Yang Kai, and Zhou Zhou in the fan is all female, so there is a bias in bringing in.
He must also shout "Long live foreign style CP".
The message pops up again: "@Everyone, sisters, my wife has a new food, [link][link][link][link]."
Yang Kai's eyes lit up, and he quickly nodded in.
This is a collection of transsexuals.
What caught my eye was President Qi holding a black card, with a big dialog "Buy!" next to it.
The next time flies by.
Yang Kai spent the day full of sighs, "Qiqi is so handsome, he is so infatuated, so he is such Zhou Zhou, and his fan pictures are so touching".
Yang Kai's head was dizzy after an afternoon of irrigated input.
What is Zhou Zhou doing?
In a daze, Yang Kai gave a thumbs up to a fellow blogger.
Heart full of pride.
Long live the western style couple!
The author has something to say: Zhou Zhou: I never expected that it would be the CP group that captured my idol.
拉横幅感谢!!明月一江秋扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2019-02-1314:55:13
This is the first time I have received landmines, oh, it is an encouragement to me, bow
Cough cough cough, the article is written with reference to my previous state when I was chasing the boy group, I was dizzy, and when I realized it, I was already shouting cp long live
Finally, by the way, have you seen my new cover, I snapped it out with my fingers hahaha (proud face), pitted little orange cat
☆、Chapter 11
Yang Kai's life at Zhou Zhou's house was extremely nourishing.
Wake up in the morning,
As soon as you open your eyes, your toothbrush is ready.
Open your mouth and serve the food.
As soon as I lie flat, there are warm hands to help me massage.
Taking advantage of Zhou Zhou's inattention, he could still knock the cp food.
Simply heaven on earth!
Zhou Zhou's life has also been very nourishing recently.
I especially remember that a few days ago, as usual, Chen's mother delivered meals to the door at 12 o'clock every day.
Goudan appeared in front of Chen's mother.
A gleam flashed in Chen Ma's eyes.
On the second day, the food was successfully upgraded from two meat and one vegetarian to three meat and one vegetarian.
Zhou Zhou sighed and stroked his hair.
Ever since Goudan came to his house,
I can get up early, and the food is ready.
Even in free time, there is something to do.
Totally heaven on earth!
Yang Kai and Zhou Zhou let out a sigh of relief at the same time, these days are really cool.
Zhou Zhou lay on the sofa, making a gesture of Ge You.
Rubbing the cat's belly contentedly.
The cat cubs are covered with milk hair, which is fine, soft and fluffy, which can be called modern cat silk.
Coupled with the feeding these days, the body has become a circle.
It feels sensual to the touch.
Zhou Zhou had a little calculation in mind.
Can be fatter!Feel better!Looks cuter!
He happily poked Yang Kai's butt: "God, you seem to have gained weight again."
how is this possible.
Yang Kai rolled his eyes in disdain, his tail dangling in disbelief.
As an idol, even though he is a cat now, he is also seriously controlling his diet and exercising.
Staying in shape is a lifetime thing.
His paws flicked across the screen.
He is playing with a tablet now, to be precise, he is playing with cutting fruit.
Zhou Zhou found a video of cats playing games from some cute pet blogger.
Excited to buy a tablet.
Fruit pie, sensitive touch, diverse games, perfect fluency, can run 4a masterpieces with high configuration.
At first Yang Kai didn't want to play.
After all, if you can't let him play, he will play.
But who knows, when I see the fruit.
Before the brain could react, the paws moved first.
Looking at Zhou Zhou's old mother's gratified eyes again, he reluctantly played a few times.
The next day, there was an extra tablet in his cat climbing frame.
Now..... Slicing fruit is so much fun!
Zhou Zhou continued to poke the cat's butt: "God, you really gained weight."
childish.
Yang Kai snorted coldly in his heart, and continued to cut the fruit.
"God, you really..."
Fuck, it's endless, can you let him cut a fruit properly.
Yang Kai turned his head angrily, and saw an orange ball in his eyes.
Yang Kai was frightened: "..." Who is this?
He turned back calmly and continued to cut the fruit.
It's just that the claws are a little shaking, and the biggest watermelon is not cut perfectly.
He turned his head abruptly and looked at the orange ball on Zhou Zhou's screen again.
The color is exactly like him.
"Hahahaha, Goudan, this picture of you is really fat." Zhou Zhou didn't think there was anything wrong with laughing at a cat. He zoomed in on the cat's buttocks with two fingers, "I'll call you a dog ball from now on, after all, the egg is an oval shaped."
"And you..." Zhou Zhou made a circle gesture, hiccupping while laughing.
"???" Is it really him?
Yang Kai almost popped his eyes out.
Until today, he finally realized belatedly, since he became a cat, he has never seen the whole picture of himself.
Yang Kai stood in front of the mirror.
Looking at the little fur ball in the mirror, he showed a look of disgust.
In the mirror is a milk cat whose whole body is golden yellow and orange. Because of returning to the ancestors, there is a thick scarf around its neck, which directly covers its short legs.
Its ears are in the shape of small triangles, hidden in the scarf, and it looks like a fur ball in the mirror.
His whole body is so round that only his tail is long.
Plus a pair of round eyes.
Not to mention, it's pretty cute.
Bah, bah, bah, you can't fall.
Yang Kai immediately refuted himself, like a Digimon Summoned Beast, so cute.
Can't be happy being a narcissus anymore.
He seriously looked at the front and back of the mirror.
Go back and forth from side to side.
At last,
He put his paw on the mirror and gave the mirror a high five.
Make a deal to start losing weight tomorrow.
No, start losing weight today.
As an idol with professional qualities, he will never let himself go!
The author has something to say: Thank you for being so cute, Shaming’s mine,
The draft box swallowed my thanks, thankfully I took a look!
☆、Chapter 12
As soon as Zhou Zhou went upstairs with the rice bowl, he saw the milk cat standing in front of the mirror with a cute face.
The milk cat walks to the left for a while, and then walks to the right for a while. It walks step by step, looks at each step, and moves slowly step by step.
He also tilted his head and turned around, as if wondering who the cat that looked like it was in the mirror.
Finally, the milk cat stood up unsteadily with its belly against the mirror, and began to paint the mirror.
Ouch, his little heart.
Zhou Zhou covered his nose.
What to do if the pet at home is too cute, wait online.
"Goudan, it's time to eat. Today is salmon, mixed with beef and chicken breast." Zhou Zhou began to knock on the bowl.
The milk cat turned its ears towards the door, rushed to Zhou Zhou with a whoosh, and squatted obediently at the door, with bright eyes, blinking and staring at the bowl in Zhou Zhou's hand.
Yang Kai regretted it as soon as he rushed over, his uncontrollable instinct.
Bah, disgusting.
But he still didn't move, sitting and trying to restrain the secretion of saliva in his mouth.
I have already run over, no matter what I have to eat first.
Today it's salmon, beef and chicken breast.
The key is the chicken breast in the back!
Fitness essential!
Weight Loss Companion!
Yang Kai stared at the bowl tightly, trying to start the moment the bowl fell.
He picks and chooses.
It's a pity that Yang Kai's proficiency in picking meat with his tongue is close to zero, and he struggles to eat meat.
His tongue was almost numb after eating the chicken breast.
He rubbed his cheeks.
I heard that the old driver can bend a cane with his tongue, which is much more difficult for him than bending.
It feels like the kissing skills are forced to improve.
Yang Kai washed his face with his paws, and his thoughts began to diverge.
In the future, when they fall in love, the partner finds out that he is a good kisser, suspects that he is an old driver, and dumps him directly.
Suddenly scared.
Seeing Yang Kai start washing his face lying down, Zhou Zhou came over to collect the bowl.
Look into the bowl.
kindness?
what happened!
Zhou Zhou was lost in thought while looking at the bowl full of untouched salmon and beef.
He took out his mobile phone and turned on the universal ferry.
Input: "What if the cat only eats chicken breast."
Answer: "You can consider adding duck breast, chicken heart, duck liver, beef, rabbit meat, duck leg, and chicken leg to the chicken breast."
Originally, other meat was added. If the situation is not right, change it.
Input: "What if the cat doesn't eat meat?"
Answer: "This cat is easy to feed, envy! You can feed it canned food and cat food."
However, the dog egg does not eat canned food and cat food, the situation is still wrong, so change it.
The more Zhou Zhou checked, the more he discovered that his dog may be a picky eater.
Input: "What about cats who are picky eaters?"
Answer: "Regular and quantitative, eat less snacks, don't eat canned food, try more."
Zhou Zhou was thoughtful.
Don't eat snacks, don't eat canned food, and set a fixed amount every day, even dog eggs can do it.
The problem, then, is to try more.
He dialed the phone: "Tang Si, I have a cat."
"Forensic doctor, no doctor." The other side was simple and straightforward.
"I know," Zhou Zhou said with a heavy voice, "Isn't it all related to the body, please help me find a nutritionist in the industry."
"Eh? No, my industry is all about making corpses, not bodies." Tang Si's voice went crazy again.
"Didn't you all graduate from the same school?"
"...OK, you wait."
Tang Si was easily persuaded again: "Does your body need to be recuperated?"
"My cat is a picky eater." Zhou Zhou told him sadly.
Long silence across the phone
"Oh." Tang Si hung up the phone.
After half an hour.
Tang Si sent a series of contact information: Zhang Defu, phone 138xxxxxxxx.
Zhou Zhou replied [Cheers to our friendship], and retreated backstage in seconds.
Then dial the phone, negotiate the time, and the action is done in one go.
Just make an appointment at the same time as Chen Ma delivered the meal.
One door opening, two joys.
Zhou Zhou thought happily.
Satisfied, he hung up the phone and began to pet the cat's head leisurely.
The phone vibrated, and Tang Si's message popped up.
"I forgot to tell you that there is no veterinary major in our school."
"Then this is?"
"Physical nutritionist [smiles]."
"Oh."
Zhou Zhou trembled, and hurriedly called Chen Ma.
It's over, professional mutual aid has turned into professional competition.
The author has something to say: On Saturday, the author went out to play, and the manuscript depositor was dispatched!
☆、Chapter 13
But Zhou Zhou didn't wait to come to the Shura field.
While waiting for dinner in the afternoon, Yang Kai developed a high fever.
At first, Yang Kai didn't realize that he had a fever, but felt light-headed and dizzy. He thought it was because he didn't sleep well.
After all, only from becoming a cat, his routine was completely disrupted.
Then, he started vomiting and had diarrhea.
Yang Kai realized it belatedly.
It's over, he must be sick.
"God, why do you have blood in your stool?" Zhou Zhou quickly noticed that something was wrong with Yang Kai, and it was too late for Baidu.
This time he was very decisive and drove straight to the hospital.
"It's obviously feline plague." The doctor's tone was very regretful, "It is recommended to give up the treatment directly, and we cannot guarantee a cure."
With a dark face, Zhou Zhou quickly caught the loophole in the doctor's words: "So it can be treated, right?"
"Yes, yes, but..." the doctor paused in embarrassment, "The cure rate of feline distemper is too low, we are not like other hospitals, where fools spend a lot of money, and the cat was never rescued. "
But after all there is a chance, isn't it?
"Treatment!" Zhou Zhou handed over a blank check expressionlessly, and he clenched his hands tightly, "I have the money, as long as there is hope, I will treat it."
The doctor didn't take the check.
He sighed: "Okay, but let me declare first, I promise it won't be cured."
Yang Kai was lying in the glass room in a daze. The sound insulation effect of the glass was not good, so he could clearly hear the voice of Zhou Zhou talking with the doctor.
Got cat plague?
He subconsciously thought of the other cats in the cage with him. When he became a cat, those cats were already very listless.
Most likely he is also
"Crackling." The sound of the lock opening was very clear in the middle of the night.
Yang Kai was overjoyed, stretched out his claws and started digging around in the window, trying to widen the window.
The window should be due to the resistance valve, plus a milk cat has no strength, Yang Kai's lungs hurt from holding back, and he only opened it about the width of his face.
In fact, there is no need for a particularly wide window slit. He used his face as a ruler to draw the window slit. He heard that as long as the head can pass, the whole body of the cat can pass through.
Yang Kai stretched out his head tentatively, passed through easily, and then stretched out his forelegs.
oh~ so easy!
He felt relieved and went straight forward.
"???"
The window slit was ruthlessly stuck on Yang Kai's buttocks.
Yang Kai tried his best to push forward, kicking his hind legs forward, trying to step forward with his own hind legs.
But his ass didn't move.
His ass is really stuck.
Playing Chui Chui, it turns out that there are a lot of false information on the Internet!
He reluctantly prepared to step back and continue to widen the window slit.
"!!!"
Jeez, he's really stuck.
Yang Kai stayed in the window, unable to advance or retreat. When he lowered his head, he could see the bright yellow European-style street lights downstairs and the evergreen trees illuminated by the street lights in a warm yellow.
Falling from this height, even a cat will have an accident.
Yang Kai shrinks his head.
His legs trembled a little.
Frightened by the small executives.
The night wind was blowing gently, scraping the fluff on his body.
He also trembled.
cold.
Although the reasons for shaking are different, the result is the same. Yang Kai can't stand up now, his dizziness and legs are weak, and he feels that he will stop cooking in the next second.
"Meow!" Yang Kai called for help with the last ounce of strength, making his voice as sharp as possible.
Shit shovel, your dog is really going to be taken by a dog!
Zhou Zhou woke up suddenly from his dream. He reached out to touch the cat conditionally, but it was empty.
When he looked up, a round cat's butt was facing his bed.
He stretched out his hand to tentatively poke the cat's butt, which looked very good in the hand, and said with a smile: "Dog?"
What responded was the kitten's aggrieved meowing, and the twisting of the cat's buttocks.
The kitten kicked back hard with its hind feet, trying to pull itself out of the window, but the window was too tight, no matter how hard it tried, the window would not move.
He should have closed the windows before going to bed, right?
Zhou Zhou raised his eyebrows suspiciously, but he didn't think too much about it. He thought that he might have misremembered, so he directly supported the milk cat with his hand, opened the window with the other hand to get the cat, and then quickly closed the window.
Yang Kai hadn't had time to be happy and free again, so he watched tonight's results being ruthlessly shut down by Zhou Zhou.
Ah, his Peggy!
The author has something to say: Yang Kai: In the days without you, I am really lonely~
Zhou Zhou: I am willing!
Yang Kai: Would you like to buy Peggy for me?
Zhou Zhu: ...
☆、Chapter 7
Yang Kai lay in Zhou Zhou's arms for a long time, his head became more and more dizzy, his limbs were weak and limp, and he always felt that he would ascend to heaven in the next second.
That's not right, it's just a fear of heights, why can't it be slowed down for a long time.
By the way, are cats afraid of heights?
Yang Kai fell into deep thinking, thinking, thinking, feeling that his chest had become hollow.
Could it be...
Yang Kai pressed his stomach with a serious face.
Empty.
Sure enough, he was hungry.
On the other side, Zhou Zhou hugged the milk cat and smoothed its hair for a long time. The milk cat still looked half dead, so he took out his mobile phone.
"My young master Zhou, you'd better give me a reason to call in the middle of the night." The voice on the other side of the phone was restless and impatient to be interrupted.
Zhou Zhou looked serious: "Tang Si, I have a cat."
"Oh, congratulations."
"It's very lethargic now, and it looks like it's not pulling chickens."
"Then take it to the hospital."
"you are a doctor."
Tang Si: "..."
Tang Si's voice gritted his teeth: "Perhaps you forgot that I am a forensic doctor, the kind who deals with corpses."
"It's all related to biology." Zhou Zhou's expression remained solemn, "It's nestled in my arms now, with its paws pressing on its stomach, and it looks exhausted."
"As far as your habit is concerned, did you bring it back today and feed it?" Tang Si casually said.
Zhou Zhou: "..."
Tang Si: "..."
"Fuck you, don't disturb my night life!" After all, Tang Si and Zhou Zhou grew up with the same trouser leg, and quickly understood, scolded Zhou Zhou, and hung up the phone quickly.
Zhou Zhou stared blankly at the milk cat, who was looking at him mistyly, looking pitiful.
At this time, the two people's thoughts are finally synchronized, and I am really a (stupid) talent (comparison).
Zhou Zhou hurriedly went to look through the things sent by the store.
They are placed in front of the milk cat in the same way.
Yang Kai pushed away the cat food in disgust, and rejected the temptation of canned cat food in disgust.
Just kidding, although he is willing to be a pet, it doesn't mean he is willing to eat cat food immediately without psychological pressure.
But he was really hungry, and he almost lost the strength to push away the cat food.
Yang Kai glanced at Zhou Zhou depressedly, he had a premonition that he was going to starve to death.
Zhou Zhou dialed the phone again with a serious face: "Hello, takeaway? Don't you deliver it now? How about 100 delivery fee? 1000? Aren't you open 24 hours? Okay."
Zhou Zhou put down the phone in frustration, opened the refrigerator, and it was empty.
He thought for a while, then continued to pick up the phone: "Hello, Mama Chen. Eh? Mom, why did you answer the phone? Are you still awake at this late hour? Oh, it's okay, I just want Mama Chen to do more in the future A meal without salt. Why do you beat me in the middle of the night?"
Zhou Zhou replied without changing his face: "Because I just finished working overtime."
After hanging up the phone, Zhou Zhou looked even more frustrated.
He lowered his head and lay on the edge of the bed, looking at Yang Kai at the same level: "Persist until the morning and there will be something to eat."
Yang Kai pricked up his ears, listened to Zhou Zhou's phone call, and reluctantly pulled the canned cat over.
It's not impossible to just have an emergency meal tonight.
He licked it disgustingly.
Huh... a little delicious? !
By the time Zhou Zhou hurriedly let Yang Kai finish eating the canned food and then fell asleep, it was already the middle of the night.
The sky was still dark, but the familiar sound of a rooster crowing could be heard.
Yang Kai lives in this high-end community, high-end in terms of location, this is a school district housing.
His idea is very simple, if you are poor, you can't make poor children, and you must not let your children lose at the starting line!
Let's start with the school district room first.
Every day at 4 o'clock is the day when students wake up and read early. In order to get close to nature and create an ancient learning atmosphere, the school must start playing the sound of rooster crowing at 4 o'clock every day.
The sound of snoring is classic, restrained and long-lasting, showing the hardworking and simple spirit of contemporary students.
For this, Yang Kai has always been very satisfied.
If you learn two more hours a day, rounding up, you will learn an extra [-] million.
Moreover, this is a high-end residential area after all, and the sound insulation effect is not bad, and the chirping sound reduced by the partition will not have any impact on the sleeping people.
But Yang Kai is now a cat.
Very sensitive hearing.
So he has insomnia again.
And it was a busy night, full of food and drink, and extremely sleepy.
He stared at Zhou Zhou with wide eyes. Zhou Zhou was already in a deep sleep. Because he slept very late, there were slight dark marks under his eyes. Be good, be good.
Yang Kai couldn't hold back, and rubbed his face against the sky.
Damn, it's so embarrassing.
He jumped up suddenly, and ran out of the bedroom lightly, preparing to calm down and shake off the goose bumps on his body.
This evil body instinct!
The living room is not dark, the huge electronic photo wall has been turned into night mode, just dimly illuminating the whole living room, the curtains of the living room are half opened, bent into an arc in the night wind.
Night Breeze...!
Yang Kai's eyes lit up, but the window of the living room was not closed.
Sure enough, there is another village in the dark.
Yang Kai ran to make sure that Zhou Zhou was sleeping and there was no sign of waking up, so he climbed up the window and carefully checked the terrain.
Every house has a little ledge outside the window, which is almost the same as a platform to a cat.
This time Yang Kai went very smoothly, and within a few minutes, he dragged Peggy back to Zhou Zhou's house smoothly.
His good night is finally here!
Yang Kai hides Peggy in the cabin of the cat climbing frame, where there is just a lack of a bed.
He jumped in and stepped on Peggy, the touch was still smooth and soft, Yang Kai curled up his body in satisfaction, and decided to sleep on him until the sky was dark.
The author has something to say: Yang Kai: Kekeke, this is my first time being a cat and I have no experience.
Zhou Zhou: Cough cough cough, this is the first time raising a cat, and I have no experience.
☆、Chapter 8
When Yang Kai was woken up, the sun was already rising.
He was held in his arms with one hand, and opposite him was a pink Peggy.
He subconsciously reached out to fish for it, but failed.
Peggy was getting further and further away from him.
Someone dared to snatch his Peggy!
Yang Kai got up subconsciously, and the strength of his arm pressed him firmly between the bends of his arms.
kindness?This feeling of being enslaved.
Oh, and he's a cat now.
Yang Kai turned around and lay down in a different direction. When he looked up, he saw his life assistant, Xiao Chen.
He subconsciously squeezed back.
What is this called? It's a strange cat when we meet again?
Xiao Chen smiled: "Mr. Zhou, hello, I'm here to get Yang Kai's pillow."
pillow?
Don't give it to him!Anyway, his body is useless now!
Yang Kai tried his best to get rid of the restriction of Zhou Zhou's arm, and threw himself at his other arm.
No, how did he know that the pillow is here?
Zhou Zhou also had the same doubts: "How do you know that this pillow belongs to Yang Kai?"
"In order to avoid illegitimate meals, the manager pressed the surveillance camera outside Yang Kai's window, and the video showed that your cat took him away last night."
Yang Kai: "..." Gu Zhe, you are such a genius, according to the monitoring, you will not tell the homeowner.
However, he didn't care so much, he wanted to continue to put Peggy back on the cat climbing frame while pulling Peggy.
One pull, no pull.
Zhou Zhou held Peggy so tightly that his nails turned white.
Yang Kai was startled, and secretly checked whether he had embarrassed his family by shoveling shit.
The rich second generation who owns seven or eight luxury cars - Mao, actually went to steal other people's pillows.
"This pillow is already dirty after tossing it back and forth. Why don't I buy another exactly the same one to compensate you?"
Zhou Zhou's hand almost crushed Peggy out of shape.
Yang Kai looked at his family Peggy distressedly, it bears the pressure it shouldn't bear.
"This..." Xiao Chen's expression was a bit embarrassed, "This pillow is what Yang Kai must hold when sleeping, and he never leaves it with him on weekdays."
Zhou Zhou's hand clenched even tighter, and even the other hand tended to be squeezed.
Peggy curled up twisted together.
"Look, this Peggy has been deformed by cats. Is this okay? Sell me the pillow for 10 yuan, and at the same time compensate you for an identical one."
Ah bah, shameless, don't care what he does.
Yang Kai complained secretly.
But his life assistants are all carefully selected by the company, and they will definitely not be the same...
Xiao Chen's eyes lit up, and he smiled even more happily. He nodded again and again, and replied bluntly: "It's a good relationship, and you don't need to pay for another one. I'll just buy it myself later."
"..."
It turns out that you are such a life assistant in private!
Hey.
Too beautiful promises are all because of being too young.
Yang Kai frowned secretly, and made up his mind that if he could go back, the first thing to do was to solve the internal problems.
Just kidding, his personal belongings are sold like this, which is completely unacceptable.
After Zhou Zhou reached a friendly meeting with Xiao Chen, he quickly closed the door.
He pinched Peggy with both hands, his face twisted, and the corners of his mouth raised uncontrollably.
Zhou Zhou hugged the milk cat violently, and kissed it: "Damn! Well done."
After that, he happily ran to the bed with his pillow in his arms.
This kiss made Yang Kai blush, after all, he is still a love forbidden idol who wants to fall in love but has no chance.
Wait, shouldn't Peggy be put back in his lair? Isn't the 10 gold nest prepared for his cute and wealthy pet?
Yang Kai followed closely, and with a pounce, he bit Peggy with his teeth and ran to the ground.
"Hey, dog, don't bite it!"
Yep, he was picked up by Teng Kong again.
Responsively, Yang Kai flopped his short legs in the air twice.
Give up the treatment directly, just bite Peggy tightly.
He, dog egg, ah bah, Yang Kai, no matter how weak he is, he still has to shout out with his corrupt voice: Peggy is his!
Zhou Zhou tugged at the pillow helplessly, seeing that Yang Kai had no intention of letting go: "Good boy, let go, don't tear it apart."
Yang Kai tried his best to turn his head away from him, because of Peggy's size, he could only raise his neck to confront Zhou Zhou.
Mouth!good!acid!
He felt the saliva in his mouth trying to escape.
Thinking of a peggy wet with saliva.
And a self who was slobbered.
Hey...disgusted.
Yang Kai shivered, his mouth loosened.
Peggy fell into Zhou Zhou's hands as she wished.
Zhou Zhou was overjoyed, and happily placed Peggy on the bedside, then picked up the half-naked man on the bed and placed it in front of Yang Kai: "Come on, son of a bitch, this big one will sleep for you."
Yang Kai: "?" Aren't you my crazy fan?
Plastic fans.
He pressed his feet tightly against the pillow and decided to express his displeasure.
Obviously, Zhou Zhou didn't feel it. He happily took back the pillow of the same height: "Oh, it's a good thing that my family is a sensible puppy. I also like this pillow very much, so let's enjoy them together."
Zhou Zhouzai carefully placed Peggy on the left side of the pillow.
Then he carefully placed the body pillow on the right side of the pillow.
By the way, I patted the ash.
Satisfied, place the kitten in the center of the pillow.
Yang Kai got closer and closer to the half-naked pillow with a face full of horror.
He tried to curl up his soles.
To be fair, he doesn't want to sleep with him at all!
In the end, it was placed on the abdominal muscles of the pillow without any twists and turns.
"Meow!" You fucking let me go, step on it and burn your feet!
Seeing that the cat was unsteady and meowing anxiously, Zhou Zhou thought for a while, then reluctantly opened the zipper of the pillow, and stuffed the cat in: "It's cheap for you, I have never opened the zipper to get in to keep warm .”
The zipper is below the waist of the pillow and above the thighs.
Yang Kai was wrapped inside and couldn't move.
"..."
What kind of shame play is this?
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Life still has its hands on him, a kitten.
The author has something to say: Yang Kai: I never thought that one day I would be able to sleep in my half-naked pillow, inside!
Zhou Zhou: Actually, I think...
☆、Chapter 9
Zhou Zhou hugged the pillow across his lap, stroked the milk cat's head with one hand, and took out the tablet smoothly with the other.
Skillfully open the micro-offer.
As soon as Weike liberated the backstage, it sounded like a screaming chicken.
Yang Kai glanced casually, and saw Zhou Zhou's account at a glance: "I'm Qiqi."
Hey, what a girly name.
He thought about it again.
Isn't this the boss of his family's fan circle?
In Yang Kai's fan circle, there is such a mysterious boss named Qiqi.
Speaking of her deeds, there is only one word to describe her, which is trench.
The new album is online, buy 10,000+ copies!
It's time to hit the rankings, turn on the trumpet and continue to rush!
In her heyday, she accounted for 8 of the top ten in the official list of hardcore fans.
It can be said that she used real money to send Yang Kai to the hot searches one after another.
However, Qiqi is extremely low-key, never participating in offline activities, and never making any requests.
Kiki's presence can only be felt when spending money.
For such a fan, in the entertainment circle, especially for his traffic, no one should hate him.
Yang Kai began to reason seriously.
A known:
Zhou Zhou is Kiki
Kiki never showed up at the signing
Zhou Zhou has his full set of signings
So, Kiki attended his book signing.
in conclusion:
His owner is the shy Mansao.
Yang Kai was impressed by his logic.
He is really a logical idol.
It's over, what should I do if I'm a little bit happier.
Over there, Zhou Zhou was frantically typing on the screen, pointing his finger at the book.
@Annie12321: People are stupid and have a lot of money. Did you earn the money yourself?
Answer: Lemon extract, and I have money.
@旧事阿东: If you spend so much money, you might as well soak the ducks.
Answer: I am willing, and I have money.
@要汽车要房: Does your man know that you spent so much money on other men before marriage? Oh, no, maybe you spent your husband’s money in the first place.Matching the picture" is of course choosing to forgive her".
Re: Never mind, and I'm rich.
Did @凯凯 update Weibo today: [crying][[crying][crying][crying][crying] Ma'am, can you ask how Kaikai is hurting?Wailing from the little transparent powder.
Zhou Zhou paused his hands, and crossed the message.
Yang Kai's health report was transmitted as soon as he was sent to the hospital.
Minor concussion.
But still haven't woken up.
Can't figure out why.
Zhou Zhou's mood disappeared in an instant.
He turns on the penguin colony.
In the group, it was full of enthusiasm, and the notes were frantically swiping the screen. Zhou Zhou's eyes could hardly keep up with the chat records.
He resolutely gave up and typed in the group: "Is there a new picture today, sisters."
There was a momentary pause in the penguin group, and then countless links rushed to him.
Zhou Zhou was a little at a loss.
He struggled for a while, and clicked on the most attractive title:
"Shocked! The popular idol actually..."
What?This annoying subtitle.
As soon as the webpage opened, what came into view was a photo of his family, Kai Kai, wearing a black jacket.
The red title occupying half of the screen almost covered Yang Kai's upper body.
The headline reads, "The popular idol's private life is chaotic, and he frequents nightclubs."
Zhou Zhou tried his best to click on the picture.
Gee.
There is no function to display the original image.
He regretfully long presses the picture, saves the local, and the action is done in one go.
He turned down disappointed.
The content is boring.
The writing is not good.
Make it up.
After Zhou Zhou calmly commented, his eyes continued to look down.
His fingers froze, and his face was full of anger.
At the very bottom, a comment with a red ID is very eye-catching: "My sister works in the hospital where Yang Kai lives, and I heard that he is dying."
The author has something to say: Aww, I only found out after it was published!Special thanks to the little angels who sent me the nutrient solution! !Bow, kneel down and thank you!
Cough cough cough, you will not believe me when I say it, I coded 5000 words yesterday.
but!It's another article, and I got stuck when writing this article.
Because I don’t play Weibo, so while reading the format of Weibo while writing, my mind goes blank, and I cry stupidly.
☆、Chapter 10
Ah bah, I can't fuck you!
As a man, how can he be said no.
Is there such a curse?
Yang Kai also saw this comment at a glance, and was so angry that he almost jumped up, but was stopped by the pillow.
He kicked the pillow twice to vent his anger.
After kicking, I was a little uneasy.
Could there be something wrong with his body?
Zhou Zhou and Lin Kai thought of going together.
He unzipped the pillow and carefully put it back on the left side of the pillow.
Worryingly, he started circling the room.
He took out his mobile phone, put it back halfway through dialing the number, and began to take off his pajamas.
Yang Kai broke free from the soft cotton wrapping just in time to see Zhou Zhou put on his pants.
Before Zhou Zhou had time to put on his shirt,
His muscles are well defined, wrapping his torso tightly and docilely.
Looks like long legs, thin waist, and triangular back.
Yo, take one off, take one off.
Yang Kai whistled, and the whistle turned into a childish meow.
Zhou Zhou stroked the milk cat's little pad in relief: "Even the dog knows how to comfort your father."
He checked the time, called Chen Ma, turned around and continued: "Your father is going out to see your father today, remember to eat by yourself, and don't climb the window."
my dad?My Father?
Yang Kai had black question marks all over his face.
But that had nothing to do with him, Yang Kai hugged Zhou Zhou's calf directly.
Please take him with you when you go out, thank you.
Zhou Zhou stomped his feet, trying to shake the milk cat off: "God, you have to be obedient, pets are not allowed in the hospital."
Hospital?
Is that what he meant?
Yang Kai hugged him even tighter.
He quietly stretched out his claws, determined to try to hook the trouser legs.
Unfortunately, he has no claws.
The round nails slipped across Zhou Zhou's trouser legs, not even a single thread was scratched out.
It's better to just hold it and use it.
Yang Kai withdrew his claws in disgust.
Zhou Zhou sighed.
He stretched out his hand and pinched the neck of the milk cat's fate.
Yang Kai couldn't move, and was lifted down like a chicken.
He was already numb. Ever since he turned into a cat, he kept repeating the process of struggling—useless effort—struggling—useless effort.
People are tough.
Yang Kai touched his heart and cried out, "Meow~" He also wanted to go to the hospital to see his condition.
With tears in his eyes, Zhou Zhou held Yang Kai's front paws.
then,
Shut him into the inner door of the bedroom.
He closed the door and said, "No, I still don't feel relieved. Although I am reluctant, you should feel wronged for a while, son of a bitch, and stay in Limen."
Zhou Zhou thoughtfully turned on the lights when he left.
Yang Kai: "..."
I'm sorry but don't do it.
Sure enough, a man's mouth is a deceiving ghost!
Yang Kai scratched the door for a long time, and finally confirmed that Zhou Zhou had indeed gone out.
He began to shift targets.
On Zhou Zhou's bed, there was a tablet lying quietly.
A silent invitation is being issued to him.
There is no lock on the tablet, once opened, it is the interface of the penguin colony.
A group chat of "New Year's Eve in a foreign style", with a message record of 99+, and it keeps prompting new messages.
Yang Kai glanced calmly at the messages that kept popping up, most of them were meaningless "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'" and "this must be true love" among them.
It looks like a group of girls.
I really don't understand why a second-generation local tycoon and handsome man can add so many girls.
Another message was brushed directly:
Did Western Qi send out sugar today: [link][link][link][link], why are Qiqi and the others not married yet?
Zhou Zhou is getting married?
Yang Kai subconsciously heard Zhou Zhou's "Daddy" remarks before he left.
He wanted to see who his other shit shoveler was in the future.
Full of curiosity, Yang Kai clicked on the message group link with his meat pad.
At that moment, Yang Kai felt a brand new door opened to him.
Inside that gate, Zhou Zhou looked at him with joy in his eyes and waited for him.
They meet, know each other, and love each other.
They fell in love and killed each other until death.
They fight firewood and fire, and the day after tomorrow will be on their own.
Several colleagues looked down.
Yang Kai felt that he had spent several lifetimes with Zhou Zhou.
So emotional!
It turns out that I am my father.
Yang Kai sighed with a good acceptance.
Continue to click on the next link.
A bunch of data came into view, simple and clear, presented directly in the form of a table.
A big hand sorted out Zhou Zhou's data every time he used money to shine.
What is the first album, Zhou Zhou bought 141314 copies, which is a confession from time to time.
His subsequent signing will be on February 2th, which will be an air response.
Why? When he was on a variety show, he said that his favorite number was 6, which happened to be the last number of Zhou Zhou's Weibo birthday.
Etc., etc.
Not to mention, it really looks like that.
Yang Kai felt that he had been brainwashed.
If it weren't for him, it would be Yang Kai, and Zhou Zhou in the fan is all female, so there is a bias in bringing in.
He must also shout "Long live foreign style CP".
The message pops up again: "@Everyone, sisters, my wife has a new food, [link][link][link][link]."
Yang Kai's eyes lit up, and he quickly nodded in.
This is a collection of transsexuals.
What caught my eye was President Qi holding a black card, with a big dialog "Buy!" next to it.
The next time flies by.
Yang Kai spent the day full of sighs, "Qiqi is so handsome, he is so infatuated, so he is such Zhou Zhou, and his fan pictures are so touching".
Yang Kai's head was dizzy after an afternoon of irrigated input.
What is Zhou Zhou doing?
In a daze, Yang Kai gave a thumbs up to a fellow blogger.
Heart full of pride.
Long live the western style couple!
The author has something to say: Zhou Zhou: I never expected that it would be the CP group that captured my idol.
拉横幅感谢!!明月一江秋扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2019-02-1314:55:13
This is the first time I have received landmines, oh, it is an encouragement to me, bow
Cough cough cough, the article is written with reference to my previous state when I was chasing the boy group, I was dizzy, and when I realized it, I was already shouting cp long live
Finally, by the way, have you seen my new cover, I snapped it out with my fingers hahaha (proud face), pitted little orange cat
☆、Chapter 11
Yang Kai's life at Zhou Zhou's house was extremely nourishing.
Wake up in the morning,
As soon as you open your eyes, your toothbrush is ready.
Open your mouth and serve the food.
As soon as I lie flat, there are warm hands to help me massage.
Taking advantage of Zhou Zhou's inattention, he could still knock the cp food.
Simply heaven on earth!
Zhou Zhou's life has also been very nourishing recently.
I especially remember that a few days ago, as usual, Chen's mother delivered meals to the door at 12 o'clock every day.
Goudan appeared in front of Chen's mother.
A gleam flashed in Chen Ma's eyes.
On the second day, the food was successfully upgraded from two meat and one vegetarian to three meat and one vegetarian.
Zhou Zhou sighed and stroked his hair.
Ever since Goudan came to his house,
I can get up early, and the food is ready.
Even in free time, there is something to do.
Totally heaven on earth!
Yang Kai and Zhou Zhou let out a sigh of relief at the same time, these days are really cool.
Zhou Zhou lay on the sofa, making a gesture of Ge You.
Rubbing the cat's belly contentedly.
The cat cubs are covered with milk hair, which is fine, soft and fluffy, which can be called modern cat silk.
Coupled with the feeding these days, the body has become a circle.
It feels sensual to the touch.
Zhou Zhou had a little calculation in mind.
Can be fatter!Feel better!Looks cuter!
He happily poked Yang Kai's butt: "God, you seem to have gained weight again."
how is this possible.
Yang Kai rolled his eyes in disdain, his tail dangling in disbelief.
As an idol, even though he is a cat now, he is also seriously controlling his diet and exercising.
Staying in shape is a lifetime thing.
His paws flicked across the screen.
He is playing with a tablet now, to be precise, he is playing with cutting fruit.
Zhou Zhou found a video of cats playing games from some cute pet blogger.
Excited to buy a tablet.
Fruit pie, sensitive touch, diverse games, perfect fluency, can run 4a masterpieces with high configuration.
At first Yang Kai didn't want to play.
After all, if you can't let him play, he will play.
But who knows, when I see the fruit.
Before the brain could react, the paws moved first.
Looking at Zhou Zhou's old mother's gratified eyes again, he reluctantly played a few times.
The next day, there was an extra tablet in his cat climbing frame.
Now..... Slicing fruit is so much fun!
Zhou Zhou continued to poke the cat's butt: "God, you really gained weight."
childish.
Yang Kai snorted coldly in his heart, and continued to cut the fruit.
"God, you really..."
Fuck, it's endless, can you let him cut a fruit properly.
Yang Kai turned his head angrily, and saw an orange ball in his eyes.
Yang Kai was frightened: "..." Who is this?
He turned back calmly and continued to cut the fruit.
It's just that the claws are a little shaking, and the biggest watermelon is not cut perfectly.
He turned his head abruptly and looked at the orange ball on Zhou Zhou's screen again.
The color is exactly like him.
"Hahahaha, Goudan, this picture of you is really fat." Zhou Zhou didn't think there was anything wrong with laughing at a cat. He zoomed in on the cat's buttocks with two fingers, "I'll call you a dog ball from now on, after all, the egg is an oval shaped."
"And you..." Zhou Zhou made a circle gesture, hiccupping while laughing.
"???" Is it really him?
Yang Kai almost popped his eyes out.
Until today, he finally realized belatedly, since he became a cat, he has never seen the whole picture of himself.
Yang Kai stood in front of the mirror.
Looking at the little fur ball in the mirror, he showed a look of disgust.
In the mirror is a milk cat whose whole body is golden yellow and orange. Because of returning to the ancestors, there is a thick scarf around its neck, which directly covers its short legs.
Its ears are in the shape of small triangles, hidden in the scarf, and it looks like a fur ball in the mirror.
His whole body is so round that only his tail is long.
Plus a pair of round eyes.
Not to mention, it's pretty cute.
Bah, bah, bah, you can't fall.
Yang Kai immediately refuted himself, like a Digimon Summoned Beast, so cute.
Can't be happy being a narcissus anymore.
He seriously looked at the front and back of the mirror.
Go back and forth from side to side.
At last,
He put his paw on the mirror and gave the mirror a high five.
Make a deal to start losing weight tomorrow.
No, start losing weight today.
As an idol with professional qualities, he will never let himself go!
The author has something to say: Thank you for being so cute, Shaming’s mine,
The draft box swallowed my thanks, thankfully I took a look!
☆、Chapter 12
As soon as Zhou Zhou went upstairs with the rice bowl, he saw the milk cat standing in front of the mirror with a cute face.
The milk cat walks to the left for a while, and then walks to the right for a while. It walks step by step, looks at each step, and moves slowly step by step.
He also tilted his head and turned around, as if wondering who the cat that looked like it was in the mirror.
Finally, the milk cat stood up unsteadily with its belly against the mirror, and began to paint the mirror.
Ouch, his little heart.
Zhou Zhou covered his nose.
What to do if the pet at home is too cute, wait online.
"Goudan, it's time to eat. Today is salmon, mixed with beef and chicken breast." Zhou Zhou began to knock on the bowl.
The milk cat turned its ears towards the door, rushed to Zhou Zhou with a whoosh, and squatted obediently at the door, with bright eyes, blinking and staring at the bowl in Zhou Zhou's hand.
Yang Kai regretted it as soon as he rushed over, his uncontrollable instinct.
Bah, disgusting.
But he still didn't move, sitting and trying to restrain the secretion of saliva in his mouth.
I have already run over, no matter what I have to eat first.
Today it's salmon, beef and chicken breast.
The key is the chicken breast in the back!
Fitness essential!
Weight Loss Companion!
Yang Kai stared at the bowl tightly, trying to start the moment the bowl fell.
He picks and chooses.
It's a pity that Yang Kai's proficiency in picking meat with his tongue is close to zero, and he struggles to eat meat.
His tongue was almost numb after eating the chicken breast.
He rubbed his cheeks.
I heard that the old driver can bend a cane with his tongue, which is much more difficult for him than bending.
It feels like the kissing skills are forced to improve.
Yang Kai washed his face with his paws, and his thoughts began to diverge.
In the future, when they fall in love, the partner finds out that he is a good kisser, suspects that he is an old driver, and dumps him directly.
Suddenly scared.
Seeing Yang Kai start washing his face lying down, Zhou Zhou came over to collect the bowl.
Look into the bowl.
kindness?
what happened!
Zhou Zhou was lost in thought while looking at the bowl full of untouched salmon and beef.
He took out his mobile phone and turned on the universal ferry.
Input: "What if the cat only eats chicken breast."
Answer: "You can consider adding duck breast, chicken heart, duck liver, beef, rabbit meat, duck leg, and chicken leg to the chicken breast."
Originally, other meat was added. If the situation is not right, change it.
Input: "What if the cat doesn't eat meat?"
Answer: "This cat is easy to feed, envy! You can feed it canned food and cat food."
However, the dog egg does not eat canned food and cat food, the situation is still wrong, so change it.
The more Zhou Zhou checked, the more he discovered that his dog may be a picky eater.
Input: "What about cats who are picky eaters?"
Answer: "Regular and quantitative, eat less snacks, don't eat canned food, try more."
Zhou Zhou was thoughtful.
Don't eat snacks, don't eat canned food, and set a fixed amount every day, even dog eggs can do it.
The problem, then, is to try more.
He dialed the phone: "Tang Si, I have a cat."
"Forensic doctor, no doctor." The other side was simple and straightforward.
"I know," Zhou Zhou said with a heavy voice, "Isn't it all related to the body, please help me find a nutritionist in the industry."
"Eh? No, my industry is all about making corpses, not bodies." Tang Si's voice went crazy again.
"Didn't you all graduate from the same school?"
"...OK, you wait."
Tang Si was easily persuaded again: "Does your body need to be recuperated?"
"My cat is a picky eater." Zhou Zhou told him sadly.
Long silence across the phone
"Oh." Tang Si hung up the phone.
After half an hour.
Tang Si sent a series of contact information: Zhang Defu, phone 138xxxxxxxx.
Zhou Zhou replied [Cheers to our friendship], and retreated backstage in seconds.
Then dial the phone, negotiate the time, and the action is done in one go.
Just make an appointment at the same time as Chen Ma delivered the meal.
One door opening, two joys.
Zhou Zhou thought happily.
Satisfied, he hung up the phone and began to pet the cat's head leisurely.
The phone vibrated, and Tang Si's message popped up.
"I forgot to tell you that there is no veterinary major in our school."
"Then this is?"
"Physical nutritionist [smiles]."
"Oh."
Zhou Zhou trembled, and hurriedly called Chen Ma.
It's over, professional mutual aid has turned into professional competition.
The author has something to say: On Saturday, the author went out to play, and the manuscript depositor was dispatched!
☆、Chapter 13
But Zhou Zhou didn't wait to come to the Shura field.
While waiting for dinner in the afternoon, Yang Kai developed a high fever.
At first, Yang Kai didn't realize that he had a fever, but felt light-headed and dizzy. He thought it was because he didn't sleep well.
After all, only from becoming a cat, his routine was completely disrupted.
Then, he started vomiting and had diarrhea.
Yang Kai realized it belatedly.
It's over, he must be sick.
"God, why do you have blood in your stool?" Zhou Zhou quickly noticed that something was wrong with Yang Kai, and it was too late for Baidu.
This time he was very decisive and drove straight to the hospital.
"It's obviously feline plague." The doctor's tone was very regretful, "It is recommended to give up the treatment directly, and we cannot guarantee a cure."
With a dark face, Zhou Zhou quickly caught the loophole in the doctor's words: "So it can be treated, right?"
"Yes, yes, but..." the doctor paused in embarrassment, "The cure rate of feline distemper is too low, we are not like other hospitals, where fools spend a lot of money, and the cat was never rescued. "
But after all there is a chance, isn't it?
"Treatment!" Zhou Zhou handed over a blank check expressionlessly, and he clenched his hands tightly, "I have the money, as long as there is hope, I will treat it."
The doctor didn't take the check.
He sighed: "Okay, but let me declare first, I promise it won't be cured."
Yang Kai was lying in the glass room in a daze. The sound insulation effect of the glass was not good, so he could clearly hear the voice of Zhou Zhou talking with the doctor.
Got cat plague?
He subconsciously thought of the other cats in the cage with him. When he became a cat, those cats were already very listless.
Most likely he is also
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