The whole world of comprehension is my shit shoveling officer
Chapter 1: A Fat Cat
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Everyone noticed the fat cat.
They can't decide this matter by themselves, not for other reasons, just because this fat three flower is too conspicuous.
Today is Jitianmen's annual apprentice recruitment ceremony. Little carrot heads who want to become powerful monks come from all corners of the country and start their first trial at the foot of Jiangu Mountain - mountain climbing.
There is a town at the foot of Jiangu Mountain, named Jiangu Town. Monks usually pass through Jiangu Town, but ordinary people live here for a long time.
In a town with a lot of ordinary people, it's not a big deal for someone to have a cat or two.
When the trial started, the chubby cat had already squatted beside them, with a natural expression and a relaxed posture, and many people took a second look at him.
This three-colored cat is really a bit fat, round, and very blessed. It occupies a large enough line of sight, and it is difficult to pretend not to see it.
If it weren't for the wrong occasion, maybe someone would have to squat down to pet this chubby and cute cat.
……
They began to climb the mountain.
Behind the mountainside, smog was lingering, and there was a vast expanse of whiteness. When looking at it with the naked eye, only white mist could be seen, but the sect could not be seen.
It is said that this cloud and mist is the enchantment of Jitianmen, and mortals cannot see the true colors of the immortals.
And if you want to get started and become a part of them, the first thing you need to do is to break through this barrier, and climb from the foot of the mountain to the top of the mountain, which is also in line with the status of the number one sect in the cultivation world of Jitianmen.
It is rumored that there are a total of 99 steps in Jiangu Mountain. Only by climbing up can one pass the test.
The ordinary Fat Sanhua in the town that everyone thought was probably bored, followed their footsteps and climbed the stairs together.
Climbing the steps was the least strenuous at the beginning, everyone looked relaxed, and some people felt bored and chatted with the little carrot next to them.
Fat Sanhua behind them followed at a leisurely pace, watching the little radishheads take a section, he also ran a section, following each step.
The chubby man who was originally like a steamed bun stretched and stretched into an oval salty sesame seed cake when he climbed the steps.
But as time passed, some people's physical strength couldn't keep up. Many people began to pant and wipe their sweat. The smiles gradually disappeared from their faces, and the laughter and chatter disappeared into the heavy panting.
People start falling behind.
The only thing that remains the same is that behind them is still a fat three flower that is not in a hurry.
Little Luootou ran up a section, and Fat Sanhua followed suit.
Cats are naturally good at climbing.This is how everyone understood it at first.
But now they have all reached a very high position, and after climbing for an entire hour, this Fat Sanhua still follows them as before, neither panting nor making noises, which is a bit different.
The little carrot heads began to guess the identity of this fat cat.
Many bright-minded children had a bold idea—is this cat a powerful spiritual pet of Jitianmen?
Following them now is to supervise them.
This idea is very reasonable, and the little carrot head who already wanted to give up took a deep breath.
They must not lose face in front of this cat, maybe their perseverance will impress this cat?
At that time, even if they can't pass the first test, they may enter the Jitian Gate and become a fairy when the cat speaks well in front of some powerful person.
But there are also some differences.
There was a young man from a rich family who couldn't walk anymore. He stopped panting, but he was unwilling to lose.
He looked up at the steps, and then at the steps behind him.
This is clearly half gone.
The young man from the rich family was about to sit down, but suddenly, he turned his foot across, blocking Fat Sanhua's path.
"Meow?" The dumb cat, who hadn't spoken from the beginning to the end, finally let out a cry. This cat is fat, but its voice is soft, like someone who is easy to bully.
He looked at the rich young man in front of him strangely, not knowing what he wanted to do.
Stop climbing?
"Hey! I said, you are the spiritual pet sent by the group above, right?"
"Do you know who I am? My father is the richest man in the world. If you help me, I can give you and your master inexhaustible wealth." The long string of words almost didn't come up in one breath, this was his last bit of strength.
Many of the little radishheads who were walking in front also stopped. They didn't really think that the rich little son could impress this powerful pet, but just wanted to see how the cat would react.
Fat Sanhua stared at the rich young man for a long time, and the children who stopped held their breaths, their eyes wandering between the two.
Finally, he moved.
Fat Sanhua took two steps forward slowly, and walked to the feet of the rich young master.
Fat Sanhua raised his head and looked at him. The smile on the face of the rich young man hadn't had time to widen. The next second, this fat Sanhua suddenly stretched out one of his paws, and waved it in front of the young man. .
The little boy changed his face in a second, and he frowned. Is this saying he disagrees?
He didn't think about it, this chubby paw swept directly under the young master's feet.
The little boy was taken aback, he jumped on the spot, and saw Fat Sanhua jump up along with him, with a flick of his hind legs.
"Dong dong dong dong—" the rich young man rolled down the steps like a ball.
"Meow~!" Fat Sanhua nodded in satisfaction, and he stretched out a nail on his paw, like a human raising his middle finger, expressing his contempt for the young master.
I don't know if he saw it or not.
Fat Sanhua didn't have time to think about this question. He glanced ahead and found that some people had already gone up, so he hurriedly followed.
The little radishheads who were watching were waking up from a dream, and they hurriedly "da da da" to catch up with the big troops.
This time the little radishheads looked at Fat Sanhua unconsciously with two more awes.
It seems that this Fat Sanhua is the spiritual pet of Da Neng and has not escaped.
……
An hour, another hour.
They walked for another hour, and after two full hours, this group of children who hadn't stepped into the fairy gate couldn't hold on any longer.
The mountain road was too long, they walked into it like a ghost hitting a wall, and kept walking in place, walking and walking, but still couldn't see the top of the mountain.
Fat Sanhua glanced at these radish heads, and found that several stared at them, and they probably wouldn't last long.
He glanced around and found that only the eleven or twelve-year-old boy walking in the front looked pretty good.
At least his facial expression is firm and his steps are not out of whack, which is the best thing about here.
The three-flowered cat walked to his feet and patted the guy's back with its paw.
The little boy lowered his head and looked at the harmless fat cat in front of him.
"Meow~" Hello~
Fat Sanhua stretched out a paw and placed it in front of him.
Lingzhen hesitated for a moment, but still stretched out her hand and shook it with him.
In fact, Lingzhen is not very sure whether this cat means it.
Their actions quickly attracted the attention of others, and the other children looked at Lingzhen with envious eyes.
It seems that this young boy who has not yet started has already been noticed by Da Neng because of his outstanding performance. I don't know what good things this fat cat will give him. Is it a panacea like the scriptures?
"Meow meow meow~" Then we are friends now, and if we are friends, we should help each other.
Sanhuamao didn't care what other people were thinking. As soon as he finished speaking, the next second, he jumped onto Lingzhen's shoulder.
It's good, I can take a breath, he has never walked so long, and he is almost exhausted.
The little radish heads withdrew their envious eyes for a second, and it turned out that the heavens had given a great responsibility to the people, and they were not the ones who could take on the big responsibility.
Looking at the size of this cat, everyone couldn't help but flinch. They were about to die. If there was another cat...
All the little radish heads gave Lingzhen an encouraging look: come on!
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The author has something to say:
Push a pre-received article: "The Villain Survives Life by Lustling Cats"
Chased by a Taoist priest, strayed into a gloomy villa, Lu. Kitten. Bridge: Weak and pitiful, really helpless QAQ
It was rumored that there was a villain in the villa, with a blue face and fangs, who had killed countless people and was full of karma. Lu Qiao never dared approach such a person before, but when he saw Gu Yu for the first time, he immediately felt that the rumors could not be trusted.
He is too good looking!
Lu Qiao's face turned to gallbladder, he forgot that there was still a Taoist priest chasing after him, he rushed over and wanted to give a slap, but in mid-air, someone pinched the back of fate's neck.
Gu Yu was reborn, and only after he was reborn did he realize that he was the crazy villain in a novel, gloomy and unruly, and disabled, but only after he died did he realize that it was all because of his body. Being cursed, all his luck was taken away by the protagonist in the book, that is, his younger brother Gu Xu.
After rebirth, Gu Yu returned to the time when he was imprisoned in the mountain villa.
Sitting in a wheelchair in the courtyard, he saw a black briquette with eyes as bright as two small light bulbs rushing towards him, and fell into his arms.
Gu Yu narrowed his eyes, and the little black cat looked at him in horror.
There was a faint cry of killing in the forest, and the little black cat stood up tremblingly, swallowing part of the curse just a second before Gu Yu was about to throw him out.
Gu Yu's body lightened, he raised his head in surprise, the little black cat licked his fingertips flatteringly, and yelped: "Meow~" I'm very useful, don't throw me away.
-
The face-controlled house cat is attacked by XSJB who recovers and prefers to be the only favorite
Everyone noticed the fat cat.
They can't decide this matter by themselves, not for other reasons, just because this fat three flower is too conspicuous.
Today is Jitianmen's annual apprentice recruitment ceremony. Little carrot heads who want to become powerful monks come from all corners of the country and start their first trial at the foot of Jiangu Mountain - mountain climbing.
There is a town at the foot of Jiangu Mountain, named Jiangu Town. Monks usually pass through Jiangu Town, but ordinary people live here for a long time.
In a town with a lot of ordinary people, it's not a big deal for someone to have a cat or two.
When the trial started, the chubby cat had already squatted beside them, with a natural expression and a relaxed posture, and many people took a second look at him.
This three-colored cat is really a bit fat, round, and very blessed. It occupies a large enough line of sight, and it is difficult to pretend not to see it.
If it weren't for the wrong occasion, maybe someone would have to squat down to pet this chubby and cute cat.
……
They began to climb the mountain.
Behind the mountainside, smog was lingering, and there was a vast expanse of whiteness. When looking at it with the naked eye, only white mist could be seen, but the sect could not be seen.
It is said that this cloud and mist is the enchantment of Jitianmen, and mortals cannot see the true colors of the immortals.
And if you want to get started and become a part of them, the first thing you need to do is to break through this barrier, and climb from the foot of the mountain to the top of the mountain, which is also in line with the status of the number one sect in the cultivation world of Jitianmen.
It is rumored that there are a total of 99 steps in Jiangu Mountain. Only by climbing up can one pass the test.
The ordinary Fat Sanhua in the town that everyone thought was probably bored, followed their footsteps and climbed the stairs together.
Climbing the steps was the least strenuous at the beginning, everyone looked relaxed, and some people felt bored and chatted with the little carrot next to them.
Fat Sanhua behind them followed at a leisurely pace, watching the little radishheads take a section, he also ran a section, following each step.
The chubby man who was originally like a steamed bun stretched and stretched into an oval salty sesame seed cake when he climbed the steps.
But as time passed, some people's physical strength couldn't keep up. Many people began to pant and wipe their sweat. The smiles gradually disappeared from their faces, and the laughter and chatter disappeared into the heavy panting.
People start falling behind.
The only thing that remains the same is that behind them is still a fat three flower that is not in a hurry.
Little Luootou ran up a section, and Fat Sanhua followed suit.
Cats are naturally good at climbing.This is how everyone understood it at first.
But now they have all reached a very high position, and after climbing for an entire hour, this Fat Sanhua still follows them as before, neither panting nor making noises, which is a bit different.
The little carrot heads began to guess the identity of this fat cat.
Many bright-minded children had a bold idea—is this cat a powerful spiritual pet of Jitianmen?
Following them now is to supervise them.
This idea is very reasonable, and the little carrot head who already wanted to give up took a deep breath.
They must not lose face in front of this cat, maybe their perseverance will impress this cat?
At that time, even if they can't pass the first test, they may enter the Jitian Gate and become a fairy when the cat speaks well in front of some powerful person.
But there are also some differences.
There was a young man from a rich family who couldn't walk anymore. He stopped panting, but he was unwilling to lose.
He looked up at the steps, and then at the steps behind him.
This is clearly half gone.
The young man from the rich family was about to sit down, but suddenly, he turned his foot across, blocking Fat Sanhua's path.
"Meow?" The dumb cat, who hadn't spoken from the beginning to the end, finally let out a cry. This cat is fat, but its voice is soft, like someone who is easy to bully.
He looked at the rich young man in front of him strangely, not knowing what he wanted to do.
Stop climbing?
"Hey! I said, you are the spiritual pet sent by the group above, right?"
"Do you know who I am? My father is the richest man in the world. If you help me, I can give you and your master inexhaustible wealth." The long string of words almost didn't come up in one breath, this was his last bit of strength.
Many of the little radishheads who were walking in front also stopped. They didn't really think that the rich little son could impress this powerful pet, but just wanted to see how the cat would react.
Fat Sanhua stared at the rich young man for a long time, and the children who stopped held their breaths, their eyes wandering between the two.
Finally, he moved.
Fat Sanhua took two steps forward slowly, and walked to the feet of the rich young master.
Fat Sanhua raised his head and looked at him. The smile on the face of the rich young man hadn't had time to widen. The next second, this fat Sanhua suddenly stretched out one of his paws, and waved it in front of the young man. .
The little boy changed his face in a second, and he frowned. Is this saying he disagrees?
He didn't think about it, this chubby paw swept directly under the young master's feet.
The little boy was taken aback, he jumped on the spot, and saw Fat Sanhua jump up along with him, with a flick of his hind legs.
"Dong dong dong dong—" the rich young man rolled down the steps like a ball.
"Meow~!" Fat Sanhua nodded in satisfaction, and he stretched out a nail on his paw, like a human raising his middle finger, expressing his contempt for the young master.
I don't know if he saw it or not.
Fat Sanhua didn't have time to think about this question. He glanced ahead and found that some people had already gone up, so he hurriedly followed.
The little radishheads who were watching were waking up from a dream, and they hurriedly "da da da" to catch up with the big troops.
This time the little radishheads looked at Fat Sanhua unconsciously with two more awes.
It seems that this Fat Sanhua is the spiritual pet of Da Neng and has not escaped.
……
An hour, another hour.
They walked for another hour, and after two full hours, this group of children who hadn't stepped into the fairy gate couldn't hold on any longer.
The mountain road was too long, they walked into it like a ghost hitting a wall, and kept walking in place, walking and walking, but still couldn't see the top of the mountain.
Fat Sanhua glanced at these radish heads, and found that several stared at them, and they probably wouldn't last long.
He glanced around and found that only the eleven or twelve-year-old boy walking in the front looked pretty good.
At least his facial expression is firm and his steps are not out of whack, which is the best thing about here.
The three-flowered cat walked to his feet and patted the guy's back with its paw.
The little boy lowered his head and looked at the harmless fat cat in front of him.
"Meow~" Hello~
Fat Sanhua stretched out a paw and placed it in front of him.
Lingzhen hesitated for a moment, but still stretched out her hand and shook it with him.
In fact, Lingzhen is not very sure whether this cat means it.
Their actions quickly attracted the attention of others, and the other children looked at Lingzhen with envious eyes.
It seems that this young boy who has not yet started has already been noticed by Da Neng because of his outstanding performance. I don't know what good things this fat cat will give him. Is it a panacea like the scriptures?
"Meow meow meow~" Then we are friends now, and if we are friends, we should help each other.
Sanhuamao didn't care what other people were thinking. As soon as he finished speaking, the next second, he jumped onto Lingzhen's shoulder.
It's good, I can take a breath, he has never walked so long, and he is almost exhausted.
The little radish heads withdrew their envious eyes for a second, and it turned out that the heavens had given a great responsibility to the people, and they were not the ones who could take on the big responsibility.
Looking at the size of this cat, everyone couldn't help but flinch. They were about to die. If there was another cat...
All the little radish heads gave Lingzhen an encouraging look: come on!
--------------------
The author has something to say:
Push a pre-received article: "The Villain Survives Life by Lustling Cats"
Chased by a Taoist priest, strayed into a gloomy villa, Lu. Kitten. Bridge: Weak and pitiful, really helpless QAQ
It was rumored that there was a villain in the villa, with a blue face and fangs, who had killed countless people and was full of karma. Lu Qiao never dared approach such a person before, but when he saw Gu Yu for the first time, he immediately felt that the rumors could not be trusted.
He is too good looking!
Lu Qiao's face turned to gallbladder, he forgot that there was still a Taoist priest chasing after him, he rushed over and wanted to give a slap, but in mid-air, someone pinched the back of fate's neck.
Gu Yu was reborn, and only after he was reborn did he realize that he was the crazy villain in a novel, gloomy and unruly, and disabled, but only after he died did he realize that it was all because of his body. Being cursed, all his luck was taken away by the protagonist in the book, that is, his younger brother Gu Xu.
After rebirth, Gu Yu returned to the time when he was imprisoned in the mountain villa.
Sitting in a wheelchair in the courtyard, he saw a black briquette with eyes as bright as two small light bulbs rushing towards him, and fell into his arms.
Gu Yu narrowed his eyes, and the little black cat looked at him in horror.
There was a faint cry of killing in the forest, and the little black cat stood up tremblingly, swallowing part of the curse just a second before Gu Yu was about to throw him out.
Gu Yu's body lightened, he raised his head in surprise, the little black cat licked his fingertips flatteringly, and yelped: "Meow~" I'm very useful, don't throw me away.
-
The face-controlled house cat is attacked by XSJB who recovers and prefers to be the only favorite
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