The whole world of comprehension is my shit shoveling officer

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"Qiaoqiu, it's time to eat." Zhong Xiaotian walked to Fat Sanhua, squatted beside him, and said as gently as possible.

Fat Sanhua was hit hard after knowing that all her cabinets were turned upside down. She didn't say a word from just now, and the cat kept squatting in the corner.

"It's a big deal, mainly because you have this kind of intention." Xiao Yueqi also raised her voice.

"Qiaoqiu, I made barbecue with your ingredients, hurry up and eat." Qian Gaozhuo stood up a little worried, and comforted Fat Sanhua whether he wanted to go to Fat Sanhua or not.

"This is the first time he heard about food, so he probably won't be moved." Bai Ze was surprised.

Ye Minxue nodded, and was also taken aback, this was something that had never happened before.

Xue Zhui is a little anxious, is it because he has been mentioning fat three flowers recently, and there are too many things that have deceived him.

In fact, he wasn't that angry anymore.

Just when everyone wanted to rush forward to comfort the fat cat, Fat Sanhua suddenly moved.

He flinched for a moment at first, causing everyone's hearts to rise unconsciously, then the fat cat suddenly spread its legs, and its two hind legs stretched far.

Wait, why does this pose look so familiar?

Let's touch our chins together.

Then Fat Sanhua stretched fiercely, everyone nodded unconsciously, yes, this should be the next action.

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"Wow, I slept so full." Fat Sanhua yawned and turned around slowly.

He sniffed his nose, and said in a satisfied tone, "Sure enough, I'm going to eat, I can already smell the smell of meat."

other people:"…………"

Fat Sanhua blinked suspiciously, not knowing why everyone was staring at him desperately, if you look closely, their eyes seemed to be on fire.

As for?He has worked so hard today, what if he is sleepy and sleeps.

So Fat Sanhua stared back angrily, what the hell, are you the only ones who can stare.

Everyone:"…………"

"We believed in this fat cat for a moment, and we felt really sad and wronged,"

"It turns out that it wasn't him who lost his mind, but us." Bai Ze sighed sincerely.

Everyone nodded involuntarily. After all, they were too stupid.

Fat Sanhua frowned dissatisfied.

Why don't you just sleep, it's really stingy for this group of people to come up with so many meanings to ridicule him.

Fat Sanhua didn't care about these things, he swaggered to the table, and took a bite of the barbecue that Qian Gaozhuo had just finished.

Sure enough, if you are full of sleep, you need to eat something to taste.

comfortable.

"Boss, I thought you had been busy for a long time and didn't help, but instead of helping, I would feel sad." As expected of Xue Zhui, Xue Zhui lacked a muscle in his mind.

After the meal, he actually directly talked to Fat Sanhua about the matter just now.

Fat Sanhua was puzzled.

"It doesn't matter if I'm not helping you, as long as I feel like it, it's fine. I've already helped out, which is already a great improvement." Fat Sanhua curled her lips and replied confidently.

Everyone unconsciously twitched the corners of their mouths. They really thought so just now, and they were planning to comfort Fat Sanhua in this way, but when these words came out of Fat Sanhua's mouth, the taste changed completely.

Why are you upset when you hear it?

"Then just wait for the guests to come." Fat Sanhua occasionally remembered that he was still the peak master of Qifeng, so he didn't care much about asking.

"That's right, but it's better to make some preparations. We only got the most basic ones here. After all, they are guests from other sects who came from afar. If they are very ordinary and have no special features, they may be rejected by others when they go back." Make fun of us for being stingy." Zhong Xiaotian dragged his chin.

Of course she doesn't care about this, anyway, even if it's really embarrassing when the time comes, Fat Sanhua will bear the brunt of it.

It used to be Zhu Wenbin, but everyone knew Zhu Wenbin's temper, so no one said anything.

"Then I'll get them something nice." Fat Sanhua was eager to try.

He now finds that being busy is not such a painful thing.

"What good thing?" Xiao Yueqi was the most sensitive, he didn't trust Fat Sanhua, so he immediately asked, lest this fat cat accidentally do something terrible.

"Don't you also like the air in the upper realm?" Fat Sanhua felt that he had come up with a brilliant idea.

The fact that he was able to go to the upper realm freely, the head of the sect had specifically ordered him not to show his feet and tell others.

It would definitely not work if you just took things from the upper realm, so he came up with such a brilliant idea.

"...It's good, but we have to find something that they can see. The air in the upper world can't see anything at all. Even if it is used for them, they don't know that they have used it so much. Good stuff." Zhong Xiaotian scratched his face.

"So it needs to be visible, isn't it?" Fat Sanhua understood.

Everyone nodded.

"As long as you can see it, right?" Fat Sanhua emphasized and asked again.

Everyone nodded again.

Fat Sanhua said that she understood.

As for what he understood, no one knows.

……

This day finally came, and Fat Sanhua was woken up early in the morning.

He got out of bed in horror and went outside.

Omg.

On weekdays, the next few peaks are not silent, they are also very lively, but Qifeng has always been quiet.

Is this really people from other sects, not mosquitoes from other sects?How can it be so noisy.

Fat Sanhua narrowed his eyes.

"Get up, please do me a favor when you get up, the guests will arrive soon, and Bai Ze has already gone to fetch them." Xiao Yueqi stretched his body, this was already his last happy day for a day.

Because tomorrow he will stand in the arena and compete with others.

"Help for what?" Fat Sanhua came over happily.

Now he is really looking forward to everyone seeing the expressions on his masterpiece these two days.

"Eat your meal first." Xiao Yueqi took out the breakfast she made.

The elder brother went out to work early in the morning, and he didn't have time to cook breakfast for them, so this task was entrusted to him heavily.

Fat Sanhua didn't protest, he started chewing big mouthfuls.

Bai Ze had already left the house early in the morning. In order to avoid people's eyes and ears, Yuan Zheng would hide in the room given to him by his elder brother for the past two days and would not come out.

So now on Qifeng, there are only him, Xue Zhui, Xiao Ji Zai and Xiao Yueqi.

Soon Xuezhui and Ye Minxue also got up to eat.

After Fat Sanhua finished eating, he sniffed his nose, and said with some distaste in his tone: "Who is it? There is a strange smell on him."

He also tried to sniff everyone, but everyone turned their heads to look at Fat Sanhua.

"Why?" Fat Sanhua was a little nervous.

Everyone pouted again.

Fat Sanhua felt even more disgusted: "Do you want to kiss early in the morning? You are also quite weird."

"Who wants to kiss you? We mean that the strange smell you smell came from yourself." Ye Minxue spoke bluntly.

Fat Sanhua was startled, he remembered, this is true.

For the past two days, he has been busy with the affairs of the guests, and he has no time to lie on the warm and comfortable stone slab and bask in the sun.

Fat Sanhua didn't bask in the sun, so naturally she didn't have time to lick her hair, but she still had to work hard, which naturally stinks a lot.

How is this possible? He has prepared the scene so well, but in the end he will be ruined by the smell on his body?

No, absolutely not.

Fat Sanhua immediately begged Xiao Yueqi for a hug.

"I need a shower!" he exclaimed.

Xiao Yueqi scratched her head and picked up Fat Sanhua.

"Xue Zhui, go and call Yuan Zheng out, let him clean up the things on the table, and I'll take your boss to take a bath." Xiao Yueqi picked up Fat Sanhua and ran away.

……

"I didn't expect you to join Qifeng."

Qifeng received the disciples of Qingyang Sect.

Qingyang Sect is not a small sect either, so many people came this time.

The one who spoke now was the leader of the Qingyang Sect this time.

They were flying with their swords at the moment, and Bai Ze was also squatting at the front of the sword.

Bai Ze nodded perfunctorily, today is a bit too embarrassing.

Unexpectedly, no one thought that he could not fly, and asked him to pick up the guests directly.

You must know that people from other sects will come in their own treasure boats. This kind of transportation is also a manifestation of their proof of their sect's strength, and they will only stop when they reach the enchantment.

In other words, people from their sect are going to pick up people by air.

Bai Ze can't fly!

So in the end, Bai Ze could only be hugged by his fellow disciples and placed on the flying sword to wait for others.

The most embarrassing thing was that he had chosen someone, but he didn't expect that after a while, the person the disciple was waiting for would arrive, so he had to change another one. The person waiting, he was sent to the arms of the next person.

Bai Ze cursed Qingyangzong in his heart.

Do they think they are very good? Why did they not come here? Do they definitely want to be the finale?

Fortunately, the situation that Bai Ze was most worried about did not happen. Qingyangzong arrived at the scene second to last and successfully resolved the biggest crisis in Bai Ze's life.

Of course he is still upset now.

"Well, yes." He responded flatly.

"How could you think of asking Bai Xianren to come out to receive us? This is a bit too much for us." Tao Kangsheng said with emotion.

In fact, he still has some small pride.

This kind of treatment is probably unique in the entire cultivation world.

"No way, there are too few people in Qifeng, and they all have things to do, so I can only come out." Bai Ze explained perfunctorily.

"Is Bamboo Fairy okay recently?" Tao Kangsheng continued to ask.

"He's been practicing in seclusion for several months, and he doesn't know what's going on now, so he should be fine." Bai Ze held back the urge to yawn. He hadn't woken up so early for a long time.

"Ah, he is in retreat? Then who is the current temporary peak master?" Another young disciple next to him couldn't help asking in surprise.

As soon as the words fell, they had already reached the Qifeng, and when they got down, they could still hear the sound of chickens flying and dogs jumping inside.

Bai Ze has no expression on his face, what evil is he doing again?

"Finally finished washing." Xiao Yueqi flicked her sleeves and came out from inside.

He lowered his head, straightening the folds of his clothes.

Bai Ze was surprised: "Did you take a bath?"

"It's for me, it's for our Peak Master." Xiao Yueqi pouted, and when he looked up, he saw the Qingyang Sect members with their mouths open.

Although the status of the master and the peak master is indeed high, they haven't degenerated to the point of letting the disciples take a bath.

What a corrupt peak master this is.

Just as they were thinking, a fat cat jumped out of it.

"After taking a shower, I feel comfortable." Fat Sanhua shook her body, and looked up at the sun today.

The sun is good, it is very suitable for sleeping on the stone slab for a while.

His eyes gradually moved down, and he saw a large group of people with their mouths open.

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