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Fat Sanhua also went to the Upper Realm today.

Recently, life in the lower realms has been miserable and boring. Everyone is immersed in the atmosphere of hard work, and Fat Sanhua can only have fun by himself.

"Master Cat, you are here. Two days ago, a thief actually sneaked in and wanted to steal the stele." As soon as Xiaoer saw Fat Sanhua, he hurriedly told him about the strange thing.

"And we searched for a long time, but we couldn't find out how he slipped in." Xiaoer continued.

Fat Sanhua made a surprised expression.

To be honest, he is actually quite a self-aware cat.

Although, he is very popular with everyone, which is predictable.

But Fat Sanhua didn't expect this kind of need to be sneaky.

oh.He's really a sinful kitten.

"Have you not had it until now?" Fat Sanhua asked with concern.

This is related to his happiness, and he still cares about it very much. After all, if the person who stole the stele is not a good person, then he will not be able to get what he wants, and it will be miserable.

"There hasn't been any until now, and the strange thing is, logically speaking, those who have the ability to enter our Feihongzhai quietly should be at a very high level,"

"If you want to say that the realm is very high, one is that you are not ashamed to do such a thing, and the other is that the stele has been half moved, why did it run away?" The waiter shook his head, very puzzled.

"Well, you're right, this is really weird." Fat Sanhua nodded.

"By the way, I also want to tell you something interesting." Fat Sanhua suddenly became interested. It was actually because of this reason that he insisted on coming to the Upper Realm today.

The waiter looked at him curiously.

"Look, I can now use my own strength to move the stele." Fat Sanhua said, and started to walk in the store.

From the very beginning, the people watching here stood up and applauded unconsciously, giving Fat Sanhua a thumbs up.

The waiter in the shop was also very happy, he didn't expect that Fat Sanhua was not such a relentless cat, and could develop such a skill by himself.

Fat Sanhua took two steps happily, but couldn't move anymore, and stopped at a random place.

"Then from now on, you can run away without our help." The waiter followed Fat Sanhua.

Suddenly, he thought about the thief again.

"That's right, that thief just moved your stele here, you said..." the shop waiter snapped.

and many more.

So to say……

"Master Cat! Did you come to the Upper Realm three days ago?" The waiter thought of something.

Of course Fat Sanhua would not hide this kind of thing, he nodded generously.

"Then, did you learn to walk inside the stele at that time?" the waiter asked again.

Fat Sanhua nodded again, and he looked around: "Well, I seem to have stopped at this place three days ago."

Shop waiter: "..." The case has been solved.

Fat Sanhua blinked and asked with concern, "What's wrong?"

"The thief... found it." The waiter sighed.

"Didn't you find it just now..." Fat Sanhua suddenly realized something after saying this.

Yeah!

"Idiot!" He scolded the waiter with a serious face.

Shop waiter: "..." It's not his fault, who let Fat Sanhua learn this trick suddenly without saying a word.

"Does that mean no one is going to steal from me? These thieves really have no sense." Fat Sanhua curled her lips with contempt.

Bai Xing was worried for nothing.

"Master Cat, you are here!" The boss of Feihongzhai came in and saw Fat Sanhua, the smile on his face was quite serious.

Fat Sanhua immediately showed him the skill of walking with a stone tablet.

"Wow." Yu Zishi applauded.

"In that case, the thief we caught before was you." Yu Zishi added.

Fat Sanhua immediately praised him: "No wonder you are the boss."

He turned his head to look at the shop waiter again: "And you are the waiter."

Shop waiter: "..."

The waiter turned his head to work with a lonely expression on his face.

"You haven't been here for a long time, and every time you come, you ask us for something, without even saying a word." Yu Zishi poked the fat cat's soft cheek, with a bit of resentment in his tone.

"There are a lot of things recently. After all, there are not many smart people like you in the lower realm. Most of them are idiots like Xiaoer, and I always need to worry about them." Fat Sanhua shook her head.

The waiter just came out from inside, and twitched the corners of his mouth when he heard this sentence.

The smile on Yu Zishi's face instantly enlarged again.

Oh, this cat is so cute, how can it talk so well.

"Is there anything you want today?" Yu Zishi's attitude was obviously much warmer than before.

"No, the lower realms are too boring recently, so I'll come up and take a look." Fat Sanhua said and yawned to show that what he said was true.

Yu Zishi immediately picked up the stele and took him out to have a look.

"I don't know when you will be able to ascend to the upper realm, so I don't have to run around with a stone tablet in my arms." Yu Zishi sighed.

Fat Sanhua smacked her lips.

He felt better.

Although the upper realm is larger than the lower realm, he still feels that it is not as lively as the lower realm, and there are no younger brothers who can be bullied at any time.

After Fat Sanhua returned to the lower realm, he came back the next day.

This time he didn't come here empty-handed, and brought a small gift to Yu Zishi.

"You look very good today." Fat Sanhua handed the flower in her mouth to Yu Zishi's hand.

Yu Zishi: "..."

Which taught kitten is this?

"Of course I learned it by myself. Do you feel very moved?" Fat Sanhua was asked this question, proudly raised her head and chest, extremely proud.

"...Yes, a little bit." Yu Zishi carefully put away the flowers, deciding which vase to put them in.

Fat Sanhua nodded in satisfaction. To be honest, he really thought about this gift for a long time, and he also consulted the opinions of other people in Qifeng. Almost crying.

Great, finally found a legitimate and reasonable excuse to take a break.

"It doesn't matter what you give, after all, we don't have anything from the lower realm, where the upper realm doesn't have it." Bai Ze was the first to deliver a speech, and he took it for granted.

"You just need to bring your heart to..." Before Bai Ze could finish speaking, Xiao Ji Zai kicked him suddenly.

Bai Ze's first reaction was to fight the chick, and his second reaction was to see the winking chick, and immediately realized how outrageous he had said.

Oh!

Is the point to choose a gift for Fat Sanhua?

Of course not, the point is obviously to delay the time.

He ended the conversation right away, wouldn't it be that he was going to start practicing again immediately.

"Hey, but since the boss has already said that he wants to give a gift, it's not good to leave empty-handed. I don't know if you have any ideas?" Bai Ze changed the subject.

The others breathed a sigh of relief.

"Then... How about some food?" Xue Zhui tried hard to recall all the content of his day, and figured out what he had to do every day.

The first thing, of course, is to eat.

"It's ok, what kind of food will I send, I'll tell the elder brother to make it for me later." Fat Sanhua thought that Xue Zhui's idea was very good.

"It's not a gift to ask the big brother to help you. Of course, you have to make this kind of thing yourself to be sincere." Bai Ze immediately taught Fat Sanhua a lesson.

Fat Sanhua: "..."

do it yourself?

He glanced back, and behind him were the big brother's barbecue tools.

"My Mao Mao will be burned by fire." Fat Sanhua vetoed this unreliable opinion.

"You don't have to be burned. Didn't the big brother already make a special tool, you just need to stand by the side and poke it with your paw twice." Zhong Xiaotian saw that there was an opportunity to deceive the junior brother, so he would not give up.

"Then my paws will be scalded." Fat Sanhua always has a flexible mind when it comes to such things.

"Hey, you don't have to worry about that, I have my own solution." Zhong Xiaotian laughed twice.

Fat Sanhua had a bad feeling.

His premonition soon came true.

Zhong Xiaotian said to let him make skewers, as long as the things to be grilled are skewered on the skewers, it will be safe.

Although Fat Sanhua was very displeased, everyone had already reached this point, and it would be too hypocritical for him to refuse.

"We cut the meat for you, but you have to do the seasoning and grilling yourself." Zhong Xiaotian said on the sidelines.

Fat Sanhua had no choice but to accept it.

They cut up the meat and put it in a bowl and put the seasoning on the side.

Fat Sanhua followed their instructions, picked up the seasoning bottles one by one with two claws, and sprinkled them into the bowl.

"Okay." Fat Sanhua took a few breaths after putting the seasoning on. It seems that he will treat the senior brother better in the future, and putting in the seasoning is all a matter of effort.

"Well, let's stir it now." Zhong Xiaotian continued to direct.

Fat Sanhua immediately raised his two paws, ready to put them into the bowl for stirring.

"Etc., etc!"

"Ooooooooooo!"

"BAA Baa baa!"

"jijiji!"

Fat Sanhua's paws were stuck in mid-air, he raised his head and looked at the friends who performed this ensemble.

"What's the matter, do you still want me to do it?" Fat Sanhua was very dissatisfied.

"Qiaoqiu, go and wash your paws first." Xiao Yueqi stopped her.

Fat Sanhua pouted again, these guys were really troublesome enough, but he still went to wash his hands obediently.

He had washed his paws well by the mountain spring, and was about to run over when the ensemble appeared again.

"Stand up! Stand up! Don't put all four feet on the ground. Walking on all fours would be for nothing." Zhong Xiaotian stomped his feet anxiously.

Fat Sanhua had no choice but to learn to walk on two feet.

He walked slowly to the dining table like a little bear.

Hey.

He stretched out his still wet paws again, and when he was about to put the paws in and reconcile, everyone's ensemble appeared again.

"Do you still want me to do it?" Fat Sanhua talked to them patiently.

"It's still dirty inside, isn't it?" Xiao Yueqi couldn't bear to look directly at her.

He didn't dare to imagine that he wanted to eat the food made by Fat Sanhua.

"Yes." Zhong Xiaotian also nodded.

"Then what do you guys think we should do?" Fat Sanhua's tone became a little worse.

"How about...how about shaving all your hair?" Bai Ze came up with a solution.

Fat Sanhua doesn't want to cook anymore, he just wants to beat Bai Ze hard.

Fat Sanhua picked up one of the chopsticks by himself, and began to stir with the chopsticks.

But his two paws were not designed for this kind of work, and it became more and more difficult for him to stir.

Fat Sanhua got angry and exerted himself.

"Snapped!"

The bowl fell off and landed on Bai Ze's head.

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