The whole world of comprehension is my shit shoveling officer

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"What is this?!" Xue Zhui tried hard to control his volume.

"A roast chicken." Fat Sanhua took another bite of the chicken and answered him.

Xue Zhui lowered his head, and after careful identification for a long time, he finally managed to find that this piece of black charcoal indeed had the outline of a chicken.

But, but...

"Is this still edible?" Xue Zhui's voice was trembling, and he realized that he still underestimated the cat in front of him.

He is a real demon!

"This is a roast chicken, you can eat it if it is a chicken, you usually eat it raw, you haven't tasted the deliciousness after being roasted by fire, so you are not used to it yet." Fat Sanhua blushed. He spoke without panting.

When Xue Zhui saw this piece of black charcoal for the first time, he was filled with shock and anger.

If he couldn't beat him, if he didn't have so many Fat Sanhua's companions around him, he would have fought Fat Sanhua to the death.

He really wanted to hear what Fat Sanhua could say, but he didn't expect the fat cat to speak with reason, truth and confidence, and he didn't seem guilty at all.

Xue Zhui was confused, could it be true because he didn't know much, so what this Fat Sanhua said was true?

Xue Zhui tried his best to go to sparsely populated places all the way here, and he came into contact with many monsters and small animals.

He didn't see a few people, he just watched from a distance, and he didn't know how they lived.

Is it true that humans usually eat this kind of dark chicken?

Xue Zhui looked down at the black charcoal and fell silent.

"It seems that you have always lived with monsters, but never with humans." Fat Sanhua said in a friendly tone.

"There is a kind of dish among human beings called beggar chicken. After roasting it with fire, it will have a black shell on the outside, but when you crack it open, it will be full of meat inside." Fat Sanhua said solemnly, By the way, he raised his paw and tapped it on the roast chicken to demonstrate to the little Samoyed in front of him.

Xue Zhui opened his eyes wide. He saw that the piece of black charcoal formed several cracks under the claws of Sanhua, and it made a crisp cracking sound, and then it cracked open.

Xue Zhui stretched his neck, wanting to see what's inside the beggar chicken.

"........."

"It's also dark inside!" Xue Zhui, who was full of expectations, realized immediately that she had been fooled by Fat Sanhua again.

He's so silly, really.

It has been so many times, and the lesson has not yet been learned. Not a word from this Fat Sanhua's mouth is true.

Fat Sanhua didn't expect such a result, he thought it was only the skin and hair on the outside that had been roasted into charcoal, and the inside should still be meat.

Fat Sanhua turned her head abruptly, staring at Xiao Yueqi with angry eyes.

How can there be such a waste guy like you, roasting a chicken can actually roast a chicken into charcoal!

"I've already said you can't eat it, and you still don't believe in evil." Xiao Yueqi immediately understood the cat's eyes, and he shouted aggrieved.

He had already caught another chicken and compensated him. It wasn't that the cat insisted on digging into a dead end to bring back this piece of black charcoal.

How could it be his fault now?

Fat Sanhua threw the black charcoal pieces on the ground in a fit of anger, and when he turned around, he found the little Samoyed in front of him staring at him with big round eyes.

Oh, it's over, this puppy is going to be angry again.

Just when Fat Sanhua was thinking of using some excuse to perfunctory, the big eyes of Xue Zhui staring at him in front of him slowly overflowed with tears again, and then began to shed tears patter.

oops! ! !

"Why are you always crying? Didn't you say that you are the boss of Houshan?" Fat Sanhua had never seen someone who loved to cry so much.

"Anyway, I can't beat you now, you're the boss, I'm not the boss anymore, and who stipulated that the boss can't cry." Xue Zhui didn't cry this time, he opened his mouth and just shed tears silently.

"Qiaoqiu, he's crying again!" Zhong Xiaotian pushed Fat Sanhua with his mouth open.

Fat Sanhua pushed away Zhong Xiaotian's hand impatiently. It's not like he didn't have eyes, of course he saw it.

Fat Sanhua squinted at Xiao Yueqi, who immediately yelled loudly.

"Obviously you insisted on bringing it back."

Fat Sanhua had no choice but to look away, looking at the green eyes of the little Samoyed in front of her, who were about to cry into red eyes.

"There is such a thing as beggar's chicken, but Xiao Yueqi doesn't roast it well." Fat Sanhua muttered.

How could this be his fault?

In fact, he also thought that if the chicken was not bad when it was opened, he would eat two bites.

Xue Zhui didn't listen to these, he just wiped his tears silently.

Fat Sanhua finally couldn't take it anymore, he tore off a big chicken leg, held it in his mouth and brought it to Xue Zhui's mouth.

"Do you eat this?" Fat Sanhua, who was holding a big chicken drumstick in his mouth, asked vaguely, even if he couldn't speak clearly.

The little fox turned his head to the other side, not looking at Fat Sanhua.

Fat Sanhua had no choice but to move forward a little, and moved closer to his mouth again.

The cat and the fox were in a stalemate like this. About a minute passed. Poor Xue Zhui was so hungry that he couldn't take it anymore. He turned his head a little bit secretly, stuck out his tongue, and licked it a little.

This time is incredible.

Even though the fat cat was full of lies, one sentence out of ten was still audible, such as the difference between raw and cooked food.

Food grilled over fire is indeed much tastier than raw food, and he couldn't stand it after licking it.

Fat Sanhua stared closely at the little fox's mouth, and when the little fox hesitated to open it a little, he immediately rushed forward and stuffed the big chicken leg into his mouth involuntarily.

The little fox stopped crying. He turned around silently with a chicken leg in his mouth, pointed his butt at Fat Sanhua, and then silently chewed the big chicken leg with his two little paws.

Fat Sanhua breathed a sigh of relief, it seems that it is not so easy to subdue a younger brother, even in the world of immortals, there will be such fragile little crying bags.

Fortunately, this little crying bag is also easy to coax, and he was dismissed with a chicken leg.

Fat Sanhua stretched his body, and when he was about to eat the remaining half of the chicken, the little fox, who had already eaten all the bones in his stomach, turned around again and stared at the chicken in front of him. shelf.

Fat Sanhua's paws slowly lifted up and placed on top of the chicken rack, as if he wanted to eat it by himself.

So he immediately received two veiled eyes of condemnation.

"You've bullied him like this, don't you even give him a chicken rack?"

"You're such a bad kitten."

That's probably what it means.

Fat Sanhua groaned, his paws landed on the chicken stand, and then pushed forward.

"You're not a little milk dog, are you? You should be able to lower your head and take the chicken rack away." Fat Sanhua forced his eyes away from the chicken rack, and said viciously to the little fox.

Xue Zhui happily lowered his head, took a bite of the chicken rack, and began to chew it.

Human food is so delicious!

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