The whole world of comprehension is my shit shoveling officer

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"Meow~!" Fat Sanhua made a roar like a little tiger, and gave the group of people crowded in front of him a vicious look.

These people are so annoying. They picked him up from the bed early this morning, oh, it didn’t seem like they were picked up, but they picked him up carefully and put him on a table, and then the group of people Just stood in front of him and stared at him.

It's been about ten minutes.

"Bai Ze, are you really right? You are becoming more and more unreliable now." Zhu Wenbin turned his head to look at Bai Ze who was on the side.

"How many times have I said it? It's true. If you don't believe me, you can take him to the Tongtian Stele for a try." Bai Ze was very dissatisfied.

Does he have to fake this kind of thing?

It turned out that the number two boy betrayed him.

This time the little tiger turned his target to Bai Ze, and he roared at Bai Ze.

Bai Ze immediately turned his head and pretended nothing happened. There was nothing he could do. He didn't want to listen to anyone who told this fat cat to say that, and he was unwilling to cooperate a little bit, so he made such a bad plan.

"It's weird, it's just an ordinary cat." Zhu Wenbin pointed Fat Sanhua's head with his finger.

"Meow!" What are you doing!

"It's not that we don't believe it, it's that this incident is so bizarre, it has never happened before." The headmaster said to Fat Sanhua cautiously, for fear of offending the fat cat.

Fat Sanhua's ears twitched. This group of people were quite new to the world. Ever since he came, he could hear similar words almost every day.

Or that he is such a great kitten.

"Meow meow meow meow meow meow~" Fat Sanhua stood up from the table, he now has a bit of recollection, he is absolutely dominant.

When Bai Ze heard this, a bit of embarrassment appeared on his face.

"Qiaoqiu... The boss said that he doesn't want to go to the Upper Realm right now, even if he can, he doesn't want to go, but he can show everyone that he stuck his claws into the stone tablet." Bai Ze dutifully translated.

The sect master and the second senior brother and younger junior sister couldn't help but take another look at Bai Ze, he was such a monster who endured humiliation, so he endured it all.

"Okay, okay, then let's go now." The leader nodded quickly, for fear that Fat Sanhua would regret it temporarily.

"Meow—" But I don't want to fly with Yujian, it's too scary.

Everyone was a little stunned when they heard that, they hadn't thought of a solution yet, and Qian Gaozhuo happily took out a sedan chair from the mustard space.

"This is what I wanted to do before. I specially asked the master craftsman to help me make it. He just sent it to me this morning. I didn't expect it to come in handy so soon." When it was opened, Fat Sanhua jumped off the table and walked slowly into the sedan chair.

As expected of the craftsmanship of a master craftsman, the inside of the sedan chair is quite gorgeous, Fat Sanhua lay down lazily, and stretched a lot.

"Meow~" You can go now.

Everyone hurriedly flew towards the Tongtian Stele.

When they reached the entrance of the main hall, the eldest brother opened the sedan chair.

The fat cat inside still didn't move, he glanced lazily at Bai Ze next to him, and Bai Ze gritted his teeth and turned into a big monster, lying on the ground, Fat Sanhua jumped out of the sedan chair On his body, let Bai Ze carry him to the bottom of the Tongtian Stele.

"It's only a few steps." Xiao Yueqi couldn't help complaining.

Their junior brother is too powerful. He was confirmed as a spirit beast when he first came here, and he also took in a spirit beast as his younger brother. Now that he is fine, he has also accepted the last spirit beast in the world as his younger brother. To be precise, maybe not. Brother, it may be a mount.

Of course, he is the most awesome one, who was able to go to the upper realm through the Tongtian Stone Tablet.

After jumping up to Bai Ze, he couldn't take it with him. Fat Sanhua stabilized his figure and jumped to the side of the Tongtian Stone Monument.

He glanced at the stele, moved to the side, and moved his whole body to the side of the stele, making sure that he would not cover the stele.

He glanced down, those few guys who can usually make the wind and rain in the cultivation world are looking up at him eagerly at this moment.

Fat Sanhua was satisfied, he stretched out a paw, and slowly placed it on the stone tablet.

Everyone stared wide-eyed, for fear of missing a little exciting plot.

Fat Sanhua exerted a little force, and saw that his claws actually disappeared slowly in front of the stele, as if he had fallen into the stele and went to another plane.

As soon as the people below exclaimed, Fat Sanhua immediately pulled out his claws, and jumped onto Bai Ze's body.

"Meow~" Well, it's over.

"Ball...Ball... Lord Cat!" Ji Yongchun stuttered several times, and finally called out a very good title.

"Did your claws really go through the stone tablet?" Ji Yongchun couldn't believe his eyes now.

Ever since this Heaven-reaching Stele appeared, it has never demonstrated its ability. Many people think that this is not a Heaven-reaching Stele at all, but an ordinary stone.

As for the strange images that appeared when the monks ascended, it is not difficult to explain. After all, the ascension of monks is a very wonderful thing, and it is entirely possible that some things have reacted to it.

Now it is called the Tongtian Stele. It seems to be a big object, but it is actually more like a decoration.

Fat Sanhua yelled in dissatisfaction, is this guy blind?It's so obvious, can't you see it?

That's right, he just walked through it directly.

Ji Yongchun took a deep breath.

Zhu Wenbin was also a little surprised, how many surprises this little disciple could give him.

"Then, then you..." Before Ji Yongchun finished speaking, Fat Sanhua patted it with his paw, and the remaining Bai Ze signaled that he could leave.

Only then did Ji Yongchun remember that he had already told this fat cat before that he was just showing them that he really had the ability to pass through this stone tablet. As for going to the upper realm, he would not do it.

"You probably don't know what the upper realm is, right..." Ji Yongchun had just said a few words, and Fat Sanhua raised one of his paws, motioning him to shut up.

"I finished talking to him yesterday. He said that the upper realm doesn't know if it's good or not. It's better to stay in the lower realm first, and then consider going to the upper realm after getting tired of eating in the lower realm." Bai Ze was also very helpless.

After thinking about it all night, he still didn't understand why some monks would rather stay in the lower realm than go to the upper realm. This was really unheard of.

"Meow meow meow~" And I'm still taking a history class in the school, and I haven't even taught the distance to the simplest spells. I went to the upper realm very early.

Fat Sanhua said another long list, which was handed over to Bai Ze for translation.

Ji Yongchun's complexion changed.

He decided, please start today, there will be no history class in their school, they will have a cramming education, and give them a good magic class.

"Do you know how to grow seedlings? You have to pay attention to step by step in everything you do. You can't become a fat man in one go. I like these history lessons very much. It's really interesting. I don't want to cancel it. We have to learn slowly." Fat Three This time may be the most he has ever spoken.

After Bai Ze finished translating for them, Ji Yongchun fell silent.

The little fox Xuezhui and Bai Ze showed disgusted expressions, this guy actually had the nerve to say that he has been sleeping all the time in class, he has never attended a class, and he doesn't even know the upper and lower bounds, it's up to them to popularize the science, How could this guy be so thick-skinned.

"Then, didn't you say that you still want to eat all kinds of delicacies in the lower realm? Then let's start today." Ji Yongchun looked serious.

Zhu Wenbin on the side slowly frowned, if he hadn't looked at this stone tablet since he was a child, otherwise he really thought it was a stone tablet prepared by Fat Sanhua himself.

Look, after this series of events, isn't the leader being fooled?

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The little carrot heads in the school are very quiet today, they wish they could eat without making any noise.

Because the boss is here today.

He captured a Fourth Sister's martyrdom beast, and also found the monk with the best cooking skills in the sect, made a delicious dish, and specially sent it to Fat Sanhua for lunch.

Because of the large portions, the little fox Xuezhui also got a share, and Bai Ze is said to have finished eating.

Fat Sanhua ate beautifully. He now agrees with what Bai Ze said. He is right. The upper realm is indeed a wonderful thing. Now that he can provide him with food, nothing else can compare of.

Fat Sanhua has now lived a happy life where she can eat different monster meat for lunch and dinner every day, has a powerful Bai Ze mount, and sits in a sedan chair every day to and from school.

The head of the sect did not publicize the matter of the Tongtian Stone Stele, and the ordinary disciples of the sect were almost stunned. What is the origin of this fat three flower?

It has only been less than a month since he arrived in the sect, and he has tamed several powerful figures in the sect at once.

Finally, the history class in the school was over, and Fat Sanhua began to learn spells.

"If you want to learn calligraphy and practice, you must understand what cultivation is and how we practice it." Jindan Daoist on the podium coughed and pointed to a human body drawing drawn behind him.

"Look, everyone, these are the meridians and acupuncture points in the human body..."

Fat Sanhua listened, her eyes almost turned into mosquito-repellent eyes, isn't this a good way to learn calligraphy?Why are you still talking dryly here?

Fat Sanhua was a little sleepy again, but when he thought that if he learned it, he could also fly in the sky by himself, clean up the dust, and cook barbecue, so he tried his best to cheer up.

This was the most serious class he had ever listened to, but he didn't understand anything.

"...Okay, let's try it, everyone. According to the method I gave you just now, you can't see the aura surrounding you, and then introduce them into your body to form a small Zhoutian."

Fat Sanhua shook his head and saw that the students around him had already followed suit, so he had no choice but to follow suit.

Xue Zhui was as confused as his boss, when suddenly he heard Fat Sanhua chanting words beside him.

"Come on, show up, bang!"

Xue Zhui: "..."

Does this really work?Just when Xue Zhui couldn't help complaining, Fat Sanhua suddenly cried out in surprise.

He saw it, he saw what they said about the Five Elements Reiki.

Fat Sanhua hurriedly tried to receive all the spiritual energy into her body.

But how to collect it, Fat Sanhua opened his mouth, and a wisp of air entered his mouth and into his body, he tried hard to collect it for a while, and finally he felt what little Zhou Tian was.

He touched his belly, and there seemed to be a very small fire burning in his stomach.

Probably because it is called Xiao Zhoutian, so it is a little small.

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