The whole world of comprehension is my shit shoveling officer

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"He, what is he?" Ye Minxue couldn't even articulate what he was shocked about.

"He can only go to the upper realm with half of his body, and the other half will be stuck in the upper realm."

"If he chooses to go in with his butt, his head will stay here, so that's the only way to go." Xue Zhui explained obediently beside him.

Ye Minxue: "..."

During the few days when Fat Sanhua didn't go to the Upper Realm, in fact, some big things happened about this stele.

The upper realm that Fat Sanhua sees is just the tip of the iceberg of the upper realm. After all, the upper realm is a supercontinent of three big and small worlds in the lower realm.

It has a total of seven continents, namely the True Fire Continent, Liangchen Continent, Dongqi Continent, Jiangling Continent, Jiugong Continent, Yushui Continent, and the largest Tianxing Continent in the center.

There are countless families and forces on each continent, with their own geographical divisions. In order to better govern the upper realm, each continent also has its own set of power institutions, the clan, to integrate.

What Fat Sanhua saw before was the various safe areas they had divided. No one could do anything here.

It is the most peaceful place in the upper realm, so Fat Sanhua feels no different from the lower realm.

This heaven-reaching stele was originally hung on the main entrance wall of a safe zone in Dongqi Continent in the Upper Realm. Later, everyone found a cat's head drilled out of it, so they took it down and put it on the street.

Until Bai Xinzhi recognized Fat Sanhua as his clan.

During the two days that Fat Shanhua was away, a group of people from the Upper Realm started a big struggle for the ownership of this stele.

After all, this stele was originally hung on the wall because it was useless, and the specific owner is no longer available.

Bai Xinzhi felt that since the descendants of their clan emerged from this stele, it should belong to them.

But other people also think that since it can have a cat's head, maybe it can also have a rabbit's head, a dog's head, or even a human head.

Therefore, this stele does not belong to the Baihu family.

They quarreled for a few days, and ran to Dongqi Mansion, the headquarter of Dongqi Continent where they were located. Dongqi Mansion saw that everyone seemed to be idle and moldy and about to grow mushrooms, so they waved their hands and let them Come to a romance that belongs to the cultivators——

Determined through the arena.

It was already the third day of the fight, and there were only the last four players left, and it seemed that the winner was about to be decided.

Fat Sanhua didn't know about these things, he just poked his head out like before. He had just exposed his whole head to the air of the upper realm, when suddenly a white light flashed in front of him.

"Meow!" Fat Sanhua let out a shrill cry. It turned out that when a certain contestant on the stage attacked, he accidentally hit it crookedly and cut off a strand of kitten's fur.

……

"In this case, you should be considered directly disqualified." Bai Xinzhi gloated.

"Meow!" That's right!

Fat Sanhua rolled his eyeballs up desperately, wanting to see how his forehead was being hit.

Especially when he thought about the little monster with three eyes waiting eagerly for him sitting behind his ass, wouldn't it be embarrassing for them to see him in such a mess if he went back like this?

You know it hasn't been two days since he accepted the little yellow chicken as his younger brother!

"I didn't do it on purpose. Who told you to put the stele on the ring? I've said it before. What if our kitten happens to come over." Yu Zishi was also very depressed. To shorten the distance between himself and Fat Sanhua.

"Meow meow!" This made sense, who the hell thought of putting the stele on the ring!

Fat Sanhua was furious in her heart, but luckily this time she only shaved a strand of hair, if she was not careful, she might die.

Bai Xinzhi rolled his eyes randomly, and nodded vaguely.

Of course he wouldn't say it, but he actually suggested it.

But relying on the fact that no one can understand it except him, he didn't have a translator and wanted to expose it directly.

"That's right, I've already told my uncle, don't put the stele on the ring, he insists on doing it." Bai Leyu nodded vigorously.

uncle?

"Hi, kitty, I'm our uncle, this nephew." Bai Leyu approached cheerfully, patted Fat Sanhua's head, and patted Bai Xinzhi's shoulder.

"..."

"Wow~!" The little tiger felt deceived, and roared viciously at Bai Xinzhi.

"It's alright, alright, you should also lose the qualification directly." Yu Zishi moved a small bench over and began to sink together.

After thinking for a while, he stretched out his hand, and Fat Sanhua frowned, staring at him with two big eyes.

Yu Zishi's hand paused, and then moved forward a little bit.

Fat Sanhua immediately stepped back a little bit, and Yu Zishi's hand moved forward a little bit, Fat Sanhua immediately backed away a little bit, seeing that he had only half a cat's head left.

"Can't you touch it?" Yu Zishi felt a little itchy, and began to discuss it with Fat Sanhua.

Fat Sanhua just wanted to pull his head back, but suddenly remembered that there was still a piece of hair missing on his head, so he stopped there and did not move.

Yu Zishi's hand came down, at first he just touched Fat Sanhua's forehead, but Fat Sanhua didn't move, and soon he benefited, he put two hands on and began to rub Fat Sanhua's soft cheeks.

Fat Shanhua's face was rubbed, and just as Yu Zi was about to make another move, the kitten in front of her opened her mouth wide and bit it.

"Ow~!"

"what!"

……

"Are you still playing now?" asked Sheng Xuan, the third player in the final round.

"How about this, Qiuqiu you choose yourself, choose someone who can take this stele away." Bai Xinzhi had a flash of inspiration and thought of a perfect proposal.

If Fat Sanhua chooses by himself, does it need to be said?He must have chosen one of their own.

"No, no, no, we've already reached the semi-finals, there's no reason to give up halfway." Yu Zishi saw through Bai Xinzhi at a glance.

"Meow~" Let me choose.

Fat Sanhua spoke in time, while Bai Leyu was translating.

"No, no." Yu Zishi hurriedly waved his hand.

"Meow~" Can I choose the boss of Feihongzhai?

"..."

Yu Zishi paused, Bai Xinzhi's smile froze on his face, and the surrounding spectators looked like they were enjoying the show.

"From then on, you will follow me." Yu Zishi immediately stretched out his hand and grabbed Fat Sanhua's paw.

"No—!" Bai Xinzhi couldn't believe what he heard.

……

"Qiaoqiu, do you really stop thinking about it? You have to think about it carefully, you are a junior in our family!" Bai Xinzhi was about to talk dry.

Fat Sanhua yawned lazily.

What's the big deal, anyway, he can't come up, and he only comes to show his face when he has something to do in ten days and a half months.

He didn't answer Bai Xinzhi, but just touched his forehead with his paw, so Yu Zishi, the new owner of the stele, immediately found a mirror and brought it to him.

Fat Sanhua was originally complacent because he found a meal ticket, and he was in a good mood, but when he saw himself in the mirror, he seemed to have lost all language.

Although he knew that he had been shaved, shouldn't he just dent it under normal circumstances?Why is his forehead bald?

It's the kind of baldness where you can see the skin!

"Xiao Qiuqiu, I found that you are really extraordinary. You must know that I am also very strong. If a normal person is cut off by me like this, let alone a pinch of hair, it means that there is no one left."

"And the person I'm talking about is not just a random person, but the kind of true god." Yu Zishi praised him in his words.

"Meow meow?"

"Our little ball doesn't know yet. The upper and lower realms are divided into different levels. Our lowest one is called False God, which is what you call the God Transformation Realm and Universal Realm in the lower realm,"

"The higher up is the true god, the higher up the true god is the god, and the higher up the god is the god and emperor, but there are very few gods and emperors. There are only nine gods and emperors in our upper realm." Yu Zishi Talk to him about science.

Fat Sanhua's filtered memory, he didn't keep the latter in mind, he just marveled in his heart, it turned out that the great power of transforming gods they thought was great in the lower realm, turned out to be the lowest level of people in the upper realm.

Fat Sanhua shook his head, making the little yellow chicken feel weaker.

"Meow~" Fat Sanhua called out, interrupting him.

He stretched out his paws and pressed his bald forehead. None of this was important. What was important was whether his forehead could return to its original state?

"Of course it's possible." Bai Xinzhi wondered if he had shown too little to his younger generation before, so he chose to take a bite without hesitation.

It's time for him to witness the strength of their family.

Bai Xinzhi rummaged through his mustard space for a long time, and found a white ceramic bottle.

"This is raw hair water. After all, we demon cultivators often go bald when we fight back to our original shape, so we need these things to repair our wounds." Bai Xinzhi solemnly introduced it to him.

Fat Sanhua's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly put his head closer and exposed his forehead to him.

Hurry up, hurry up, paint him some.

Bai Xinzhi also quickly opened the bottle, dipped a little bit of hair-raising water and painted it on his forehead.

The cultivator is really amazing, Fat Sanhua soon felt that her bald spot started to feel hot and itchy.

After a while, he felt that his fur should have grown out.

"Meow meow~" How about it, okay?

Fat Sanhua asked eagerly.

The people in front of them all fell into silence. They looked at the hair on Fat Sanhua's head that was obviously going to grow a lot.

It's grown out, but it doesn't look very good.

"Meow~" Show the little cat a mirror.

Fat Sanhua started meowing again.

Yu Zishi didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, so he immediately put the mirror in front of Fat Sanhua.

Fat Sanhua glanced at the mirror expectantly.

"........."

"It doesn't matter, can't it still be trimmed?" Bai Xinzhi immediately found a pair of scissors from the mustard space, and Fat Sanhua's expression eased.

This is also true, it is not terrible to be long, it can be trimmed, and it is terrible to be bald.

Bai Xinzhi hurriedly trimmed Fat Sanhua's overly long hair.

"Crack, click." Accompanied by the crisp sound of the scissors opening and closing, Fat Sanhua's overlong hair fell off.

He quickly glanced at himself in the mirror again, this time there must be no problem.

"Meow!" Isn't it bald again? !

Fat Sanhua was furious. Although she wasn't completely bald this time, she could clearly see the indentation.

"It's okay, it's okay, we can go bald a little more and trim our hair again." Bai Xinzhi immediately came up with a remedy.

For some reason, Fat Sanhua suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart.

But he had no way out, Bai Xinzhi gave him another layer of hair growth water, now he didn't need a mirror, he could just roll his eyes and see his hair hanging down.

"Crack clap."

Fat Sanhua didn't rush to look in the mirror, but just looked at Bai Xinzhi silently.

"Why don't you... put on some more hairspray?" Bai Xinzhi rubbed his hands and looked at him flatteringly.

Fat Sanhua: "..."

"Meow~!!!" Fat Sanhua roared angrily.

The three younger brothers from the lower realm commented on Fat Sanhua's butt and belly.

"It seems that he really cares about you." Bai Ze expressed some emotion.

Chick Cub was frightened: "How do you say that?"

"Look, his belly is still deflated. I thought he would go up to have a meal first, but I didn't expect him to think about your affairs, so he didn't even eat." Bai Ze felt miraculous.

Ye Minxue opened his eyes wide.

This, is this?

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感谢在2020-03-0719:52:26~2020-03-0820:58:23期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: 20 bottles of LEXI Shengsheng; 2 bottles of Mubo;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!