The whole world of comprehension is my shit shoveling officer

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Zhu Wenbin's screaming voice echoed throughout the room, and Fat Sanhua was lying there lazily.

"Why are you still sleeping here? Hurry up and get up!" Zhu Wenbin's face was livid.

Fat Sanhua was not angry at all, he stretched and jumped off the bed.

Zhu Wenbin's eyes widened, and he could clearly see that the arc of Fat Sanhua's jump was stuffed with several cat hairs.

Zhu Wenbin picked up hair again, he squatted down, Fat Sanhua very cooperatively raised one foot and touched the ground with his nails.

"Look, there is still a hair here." He expressed silently.

"Get out of the way!" Zhu Wenbin's voice was harsh, and Fat Sanhua stepped back a little.

Zhu Wenbin realized that he had made a mistake.

He himself said that Fat Sanhua is a dandelion, how could he let a dandelion move freely?It's all right now, every time he goes to a place, he will shed a few hairs.

"Okay, okay, don't move yet." Zhu Wenbin often exhaled.

Fat Sanhua did not move as expected.

"No, no, why don't you just go out." Zhu Wenbin waved his hand.

This time Fat Sanhua refused to move, how could this be possible?He came to play with Zhu Wenbin, how can he play when he is out?

Zhu Wenbin raised his head and looked at Fat Sanhua. He was just about to teach his little apprentice a lesson, but as if he suddenly thought of something, he tightly closed his mouth.

Wait a minute, now is not the time to quarrel with him, what if the kitten gets angry and rolls on the ground?

"Take out your little blanket first, how about you fly in mid-air for a while." Zhu Wenbin tried his best to comfort him, his tone was never gentle.

Fat Sanhua really took out his blanket from his mustard space.

Zhu Wenbin's expression that had just recovered froze.

"Clatter." The blanket stretched out in the air, shaking out more fluff from inside.

"what--!"

……

"When will Master's obsession with cleanliness be cured?" Zhong Xiaotian muttered while brushing Fat Sanhua's hair.

Fat Sanhua let out a comfortable sigh, and he stretched his legs so that Xiaotian Zhong could comb his hair better.

Zhong Xiaotian had a mournful face. She had already been combing here for more than ten minutes. It stands to reason that although their junior brother is fat, he is still a cat after all, and he is not that big.

She is so big and has so much hair on her body. It should be fine after two or three times of combing. Why has she been combing for more than ten minutes? Lots of cat hair.

Finally, after combing for a quarter of an hour, Fat Sanhua himself refused, because he felt that if he continued to comb like this, he might turn into a bald kitten.

And the skin on my body felt a little sore from combing.

"It's all combed anyway, come over and comb it too." Zhong Xiaotian waved to the three younger brothers behind.

Xue Zhui's fur is the best to take care of, his hair is smooth and slippery, Zhong Xiaotian combs it comfortably, but when the next Bai Ze comes, her complexion is a bit unsightly.

Bai Ze's hair is thick and dense, and there are some curly ones, she struggled to comb it, and Bai Ze was very unhappy, it made his skin hurt when he pulled it.

Finally, there is a little yellow chicken.

The little yellow chicken looked at Zhong Xiaotian with bright eyes, and Zhong Xiaotian looked at the comb that was bigger than the little yellow chicken.

Zhong Xiaotian: "..."

"Do you really want to comb it?" Zhong Xiaotian was a little at a loss as to what to do, and the little yellow chicken cried out brightly, obviously asking her to comb her hair.

So Zhong Xiaotian carefully put down the big comb, and gently scraped him, and the task was completed.

"Then you are not allowed to come into my room from now on." Zhu Wenbin finally cleaned his room, forgetting about the floor, his bed had already been thrown out by him.

Although he washed it, he still felt that his heart was hairy. He just sat on the bed and stood up all of a sudden.

It just felt like there was still a hair on the bed, even though he knew it was impossible.

Fat Sanhua's room was very big and empty anyway, so he asked Zhu Wenbin to put this bed in their room.

"Meow meow~"

"..."

"Who is going to translate between the two of us, and neither of us is talking?" Zhu Wenbin waited for a long time but Bai Ze and Xue Zhui did not wait for the translation.

"Meow~" Bai Ze had no choice but to repeat, so what can we do?Fat Sanhua just yelled twice meaninglessly.

"You're perfunctory me again!" Zhu Wenbin understood all of a sudden, Fat Sanhua curled his lips and flicked his tail, it was just perfunctory you, what can you do to me?

"Anyway, I will lock the door and never let you in." Zhu Wenbin left angrily.

Fat Sanhua ignored him, just lowered his head and glanced at the chick who was looking at him.

Ye Minxue has been acting strange these two days.

Fat Sanhua has already discovered this problem, and Bai Ze has also noticed it, only Xue chased that stupid fox, and didn't feel anything.

When he became a little yellow chicken on the first day, Ye Minxue certainly couldn't accept it.

But gradually, probably because the three spirit beasts treated him well, they accepted him, Fat Sanhua took the method of tempering blood from the upper realm, and let him see the hope of cultivation and ascension, Ye Minxue became I'm not so eager anymore, and I'm starting to like my identity as a spirit beast.

"It's not just this problem." Fat Sanhua lay on the bed, with Bai Ze beside him.

Xue chased out to go to the toilet, and the little yellow chicken was standing at the door, not knowing what to look at there, it seemed to be watching Xue chase to the toilet.

"He seems... to be learning how to be a monster." As a cultural beast, Bai Ze organized his language and roughly expressed his feelings.

Yes, that's how it is. Recently, Ye Minxue gave them the feeling that he seems to be trying hard to abandon his identity as a human and move closer to a monster.

Just like now.

Fat Sanhua lay down and was going to sleep, Ye Minxue moved beside him.

Fat Sanhua didn't pay much attention to Ye Minxue, but just lay down on his own.

He slept in a ball today, because there was no pillow, so Fat Sanhua used his paws as a pillow and slept on it.

Ye Minxue stared at him like this for a while, and then lay down on his side. He tried very hard to lean his chicken feet up and use it as a pillow for himself to sleep on. He even wanted to roll himself into a ball, but this was not a simple thing.

Chick Cub worked very hard to form himself into a ball, even though he was already a ball standing casually.

"Enough, you are different from me." Fat Sanhua stared at him for a long time, and finally couldn't help but say it.

"No, we are all spirit beasts!" Chick Cub immediately yelled out, he was afraid that Fat Sanhua would throw him out of the range of spirit beasts.

"You're not a spirit beast yet, you're just a monster." Bai Ze, as the spokesman for spirit beasts, immediately stood up and added.

Before Ye Minxu had time to be sad, Fat Sanhua spoke from the side.

"I just wanted to say, I'm a cat, you're a chicken, we're not the same."

Ye Minxue: "..."

"Oh." Ye Minxue shrank his head.

Let him think about how a chicken sleeps.

Ye Minxue recalled, he finally found the correct way to sleep, he squatted on the bed and closed his eyes.

In the morning they were woken up by a rooster crowing.

When Fat Sanhua opened his eyes, there was still an angry look on his face.

Now it's all right, this little yellow chicken has completely become a chicken, and now it crows in the morning.

"I, I lay down and slept last night." Ye Minxue's face was ashen, and the three monsters raised their heads and looked at him speechlessly.

After hearing his reason, they all fell down and continued to sleep.

Fat Sanhua also stretched out a paw, and pressed the chick down.

He's such a bastard with a lot of trouble.

……

"Do you still want to follow me?" Fat Sanhua turned his head, and the little yellow chicken immediately turned 180 degrees to face him.

Fat Sanhua took two steps forward, and just as he lifted one leg, he looked back suddenly, and sure enough, the chicken cub turned its head away secretly, and quickly stood back when it saw him.

Although Fat Sanhua didn't feel much about this kind of thing on weekdays, it wasn't a big surprise to be seen going to the bathroom when she was in the palace.

But the feeling of being obstinately followed and stared at by others is not pleasant.

Fat Sanhua took two more steps, and he walked behind a tree in front of him, so that he boldly raised his hind legs and started to pee.

After the pattering sound, Fat Sanhua put his legs down comfortably. He was about to squat down to get a big size when he suddenly felt a pair of eyes behind him.

Looking back, I saw the little yellow chicken looking at him in confusion.

Wait, although he has never raised a cat, but in his memory, he always feels that cats don't seem to go to the toilet like this.

He soon lost the mood to think about this question, because Fat Sanhua rushed to him with eyes wide open angrily, and raised a paw high, pressing him to the ground.

"Are you a pervert?!" Fat Sanhua was furious.

"But we're not monsters anymore. If monsters are monsters, it doesn't matter if we go to the bathroom!" Chick Cub yelled loudly, trying to defend himself.

Fat Sanhua sneered, and he took the paw off the little yellow chicken, Ye Minxue heaved a sigh of relief.

He raised his head, and saw Fat Sanhua showing him an inscrutable smile.

Wait, this thing doesn't seem to be over yet.

……

"Hurry up, didn't you say that everyone is a monster, so there's nothing wrong with it?" Fat Sanhua severely reprimanded the chick in front of him.

Ye Minxue rolled his eyes in a circle, surrounded by three monsters.

"Boss, we seem to be perverted like this." The honest man Xue Zhui eagerly said.

Fat Sanhua suddenly came to look for the two of them just now, and the two monsters followed them out of nowhere, and surrounded the chicks at Fat Sanhua's request.

"Quick! Pee me now!" Fat Sanhua ordered when the other two monsters were puzzled.

Ye Minxue: "..."

Bai Ze and Xue Zhui: "..."

"Didn't you say it yourself? We are just monsters now, what's the matter with going to the toilet? You hurry up and go to the toilet for me." Fat Sanhua sneered.

Ye Minxue scanned the surroundings, he had no way to refute, because he said this himself.

But, but, does he really want to go to the bathroom surrounded by these three monsters? !

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感谢在2020-03-1120:47:51~2020-03-1220:16:40期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: 15 bottles of LEXI Shengsheng; scientific research made me bald, 675 bottles of ant1; [-] bottle of dark and vivid;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!