The whole world of comprehension is my shit shoveling officer

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"What kind of magic circle is this?" Bai Ze found it interesting.

"This is an auxiliary magic circle, you can see the illusion when you enter it." Ye Pingqin explained to Bai Ze.

"...Junior Sister, you seem to have made a mistake." The disciple of Liufeng who was passing by said something.

Ye Pingqin was startled, she looked in the direction of the magic circle, and saw Fat Sanhua who entered it, jumping crazily at the moment.

Countless small stones were thrown towards him, and the fat cat had to bounce its body to avoid these attacks.

"Left!" Xue Zhui shouted.

Fat Sanhua tilted his head, and the stone brushed past his ear.

"Right!" The little yellow chicken also shouted.

Fat Sanhua made a 180-degree spin in the air, perfectly avoiding this small rock.

"You also flew one from your left hind leg!"

Fat Sanhua immediately shrank her feet, rolled herself into a ball, and successfully avoided the small stone.

"Center! Center!"

Fat Sanhua just landed on the ground now, he made a Thomas maneuver and avoided the three small stones in one go.

The disciples of the surrounding Liufeng unknowingly put down their work, and slowly walked to the side of the magic circle, watching this little monster juggling.

Everyone was shocked at that time. They only knew that Fat Sanhua was very powerful, but they didn't expect him to be so powerful.

Fat Sanhua is fat, but flexible enough!

"This magic circle is good, it's very suitable for this fat cat. You can come to our Qifeng to build one, and it will be specially used for him to lose weight in the future." Bai Ze looked at it and let out a shameless laugh.

Fat Sanhua twirls and jumps in the magic circle. Even though he is indeed very powerful, he dances very well, but after continuing to dance for five minutes, he is already out of breath.

Fat Sanhua glanced around while jumping, and after seeing it, his whole cat became angry.

Still watching and watching, didn't you see that he was so tired from dancing?They were just watching, without any other indications!

"Boss, forehead!" By the time Xue Zhui's voice reached his ears, it was too late, Fat Sanhua was distracted, and when he concentrated again, the stone had already arrived in front of him.

He failed to dodge this time, the small stone hit his forehead with precision, and everyone heard a "boom" and then a "bang". Sanhua was finally ruthlessly knocked down to the ground.

He is like a hill, flat on the ground, and the peak rises slowly with his breathing.

No one dared to speak, and no one dared to make any movements. They just looked at each other secretly.

Now, shouldn't they have some new actions to save the current situation?

Ye Pingqin stretched out her hand cautiously, ready to remove the spirit stone that powered the circle, but before she could put her hand there, Fat Sanhua jumped up from the ground, and the fat cat ran wild between the circle , He didn't dodge the stone this time, but hit the stone head-on.

"Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!"

In order to wash away the grievances on his forehead, he used his forehead to hit and fly these annoying little stones to the greatest extent.

Fat Sanhua jumped out from the pile of fragmented magic circle stones that he had shot down.

There was silence for three seconds.

Then everyone burst into warm applause.

The angry look on Fat Sanhua's face hadn't subsided yet, he originally wanted to trouble this unreliable Ye Pingqin.

You have to teach this unreliable little disciple a good lesson.

However, after seeing everyone's enthusiastic response, he paused for a moment. After hesitating for two seconds, he reluctantly bowed to the surroundings.

A very gentlemanly end to this farce.

"It's really a shame to suffer." Bai Ze sighed, Fat Sanhua heard it, his ears moved, and he moved here calmly, he stretched out a hind leg, and "boom" " and it was kicked away.

This Bai Ze really has no eyesight, and will not learn a lesson at all.

Although he was forced to experience the attacking magic circle, Ye Pingqin soon took him into the magic circle. It was fine inside, so he went in with him.

The other little monsters were also brought in.

They opened their eyes wide, and because they were just practice circles, they were all quite gentle.

When they went in, they saw a fairyland, blue sky, white clouds, green trees and grassland. These little monsters were fascinated by it. Fat Sanhua simply lay down on the grassland. If the disciples outside called them out, they might have gone straight to the place. I fell asleep in it.

After visiting several magic circles, Fat Sanhua and the others went home and returned to Qifeng.

After returning to Qifeng, several little monsters except Fat Sanhua began to refine their blood again, and Fat Sanhua rolled on the ground bored.

He decided to go and play with other people in Qifeng, but his second senior brother and third senior sister were practicing hard, and when he opened his mouth to meow, those guys pretended not to understand what he said, and deliberately ignored him.

Fat Sanhua went to make trouble under their legs, and these guys immediately slipped away with the sword.

As for Master, a cheapskate, since he left Mao Mao in his room last time, he has not opened the door for him.

Fat Sanhua fell on his back angrily, and came back angrily.

At this time, he had to take the translators Bai Ze and Xue to chase after him, but as a very considerate boss, he didn't want to disturb them.

then what should we do?

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"Today I'm going to the Upper Realm to take a look." Fat Sanhua announced it after breakfast.

"Should I look at it with my head, or with my butt?" The little yellow chicken was beside him.

Fat Sanhua squinted his eyes and looked at him twice. This little chick is becoming more and more lawless. It was fine before, but now it seems that he has become a little gentler and his mouth is getting worse.

The little yellow chicken immediately covered its mouth with its wings, and turned around, but Fat Sanhua didn't let him go, he immediately raised his paw and gave him a kick, kicking him away like a ball .

Of course, look at it with your head.

Fat Sanhua actually doesn't like going to the upper realm very much. After all, he didn't see anything interesting in the upper realm that was different from the lower realm. Basically, all the things he brought back were given to his subordinates. Slow down, the thing of tempering the blood has not been finished yet, it seems that it can be learned for a lifetime.

What's even more annoying is that he can only go halfway, the part that goes to the upper realm is basically imprisoned by the guys in the upper realm, and the half of his body that stays in the lower realm has to be watched by the people behind him, which makes him very unhappy.

But today he has a mission and purpose to go to the Upper Realm.

As soon as he got out of the stone tablet, there was a large circle of people in front of him.

Fat Sanhua was taken aback, it couldn't be true, it was because the stele had a forecasting function, or these monks from the upper realm had the ability to predict the future.

"It really appeared!"

"I thought you were framing us, boss, but I didn't expect it to be true."

"You guys are lucky. I've been squatting here for half a month, and I haven't seen a single hair of this cat. I didn't expect it to come out just as soon as you came."

"I have to inform XX to come and watch it together. I don't know when the next time will be."

Fat Sanhua who listened to their conversation: "..."

How idle is this group of people in the upper world, that they squat in front of the stele every day just to watch him, have you never seen a cat?

Fat Sanhua didn't know that the people in the upper realm were really idle.

The lifespan of ordinary people is only a few decades. In their eyes, those monks who have transformed into gods have a total lifespan of 2000 years. They are really amazing gods. What is the concept of 2000 years? How many dynasties.

But for the people in the upper realm, 2000 years is just a flick of a finger, they have eternal life.

The difference lies in whether they can break through. Some people have limited talent and can't break through for a lifetime, and they are stuck in that realm all the time.

In the upper realm, it can be said that no one dies of old age, because this word does not exist in their dictionary.

Basically, the monks in the upper realm were all killed when they went out or stayed during the safe period and had no idea of ​​living anymore, just like statues that are eternal but weathered, and slowly died out.

So as long as they don't want to die, feel that it's interesting to live, and have no interest in going outside, he has unlimited boring time.

Therefore, to sum up, in front of this stele, let alone squatting for half a month, even squatting for a year, they feel that it will only happen for a while.

"Meow meow~" I looked for the boss.

As soon as he finished speaking, the demon cultivator among the melon-eating crowd raised his hand and started calling for Yu Zishi.

Yu Zishi trotted over, squatted down and looked at Fat Sanhua at the same level.

"Meow~" I have something to ask you.

"You said."

"Meow~" Can you help me make a magic weapon that can translate my language?

Fat Sanhua's eyes are bright, in his opinion, the upper realm should be omnipotent.

Yu Zishi looked at the brother Yaoxiu who was on the side.

Needless to say, there are two basic requirements for those who want to complete this magic weapon. One is that the producer must be a demon cultivator, and the other is that the producer must also be a master craftsman.

This kind of question is of course the most convenient to ask the demon cultivator.

"Okay, the one at the corner is a demon cultivator master." The demon cultivator nodded.

So Yu Zishi immediately ordered the waiter in the store to find the master.

Fat Sanhua was thinking about whether to go back, but before he retracted his head, he saw that the onlookers who were eating melons had an extra dish in their hands at some point. Picking up a piece of meat, Fat Sanhua immediately opened his mouth wide.

"Look, his belly has grown bigger again." Bai Ze narrowed his eyes.

The senior brother was not here for the past two days, and they all ate the unpalatable meals made by Xiao Yueqi. Could it be that this cat has put in so much effort just to have a meal?

It seems not impossible.

Fat Sanhua had only eaten half of it, when the waiter came back, and he was holding something like a glass ball in his hand, which was used for video recording.

"The master wants you to say some of the sentences he asked for." The waiter said while spreading out the paper held in the other hand.

A lot of words were densely written on it.

Fat Sanhua fell into silence.

Could he have reason to suspect that the Master was illiterate against him?