The whole world of comprehension is my shit shoveling officer

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Today is the day Fat Sanhua is going to get his translator.

It should have been taken a long time ago, but it has been delayed because of studying.

When Fat Sanhua went to the Upper Realm this time, there were still as many people in the Upper Realm, and his translator was standing beside him.

When Fat Sanhua poked her head out, there was an instant burst of exclamation.

It's not like, have these guys never seen a cat in their life?

Fat Sanhua stretched out his paw and patted the translator on one side, and someone immediately stepped forward to help him put it on, and patted his head along the way.

Fat Sanhua stepped back vigilantly, not because he was stingy, but because he couldn't open his head like this.

Once it is opened, these people will go too far, and these guys will line up to touch his head. If this is the case, things will be out of control, and the hair on his little head will not be able to keep , will definitely be bald by this group of guys.

Of course he can also use raw hair water, but he doesn't like it.

Fat Sanhua got the translator and returned to the lower realm contentedly, his fans sighed regretfully.

This is also going a little too fast today.

"Go out and bask in the sun." Fat Sanhua glanced at his mount, Bai Ze.

"Don't want me to help you check if this translator is broken? I can read." Bai Ze poked his head out, and Fat Sanhua immediately pushed him out with his claws.

Bai Ze curled his lips, he flicked his tail and went out.

Fat Sanhua waited for a while, and finally heaved a sigh of relief after confirming that he was going out.

He first turned on the voice function and started talking to himself there.

Fat Sanhua tried twice, but this time there was no problem.

Only then did he return to Qifeng generously.

"Little Gouzi, it looks like you have to study hard in the future, otherwise you won't understand the meaning on my translator." Fat Sanhua deliberately pushed his translator in front of Xue Zhui.

Xue Zhui stared at the translator for a long time, then lowered her gaze to Fat Sanhua for three seconds.

Of course he is a good dog who respects the boss, but he speaks a little more straightforwardly.

"But boss, isn't this translator just translating your words into words that humans can understand?" Xue Zhui thought he had misunderstood, so he asked a special question.

Fat Sanhua nodded, yes, that's it, what's the problem?

"But I can already understand what you're talking about, so I don't need this translator at all." Xue Zhui looked at Fat Sanhua with a puzzled look on his face.

Fat Sanhua: "..."

Wait, what you said seems very reasonable, no, it is very reasonable, that's how it is.

What Xue Zhui said was not wrong at all.

Fat Sanhua didn't speak, he just silently stared at the little fox in front of him, the little fox was a little uneasy, he blinked and waited for Fat Sanhua.

"Aren't we learning characters recently? I said that flipping through the translator is just good for your study. I don't understand." Fat Sanhua's tone was extremely severe, and Xue Zhui nodded half-understanding. .

The little yellow chicken and Bai Ze next to him showed disgusted expressions.

Fat Sanhua's translator is fine this time, so he naturally wants to show off to everyone, and the first person to show off is of course Qifeng's own people.

He ran up to the senior brother, who was very surprised.

"Is this the translator that the immortals from the upper realm made for you?" He heard from Xiao Yueqi, but Xiao Yueqi said that there was something wrong with the first one, and Fat Sanhua went to ask the people from the upper realm to help him make it again .

Qian Gaozhuo has always been curious.

The two of them started chatting with a translator. This translator is really good. They don't need Bai Ze or Xue Zhui to be their translators when they communicate now.

Fat Sanhua succeeded in the first experiment, and excitedly went to find the little senior sister again.

This guy Zhong Xiaotian is probably the most diligent in practicing in the Seven Peaks. It's no wonder, after all, she is the youngest and the lowest level here.

When he found Zhong Xiaotian, Zhong Xiaotian was practicing sword.

"What is this? It looks pretty good." Zhong Xiaotian put away his sword, bent down, and touched his translator.

"Meow meow meow~" This is my translator, in the future it will display what I said, so that you don't need others to translate for us, you will know what I am talking about.

Zhong Xiaotian opened his eyes wide.

"The upper realm is really amazing."

Fat Sanhua chatted with her for a while.

He was going to find Xiao Yueqi next, but Xiao Yueqi was not at Qifeng today, so he didn't know where to play, so Fat Sanhua went to find their master.

"Dong dong dong." Fat Sanhua knocked on the door politely. Of course, if he knocked on the door and went in directly, he wouldn't be able to get in.

"No, no one!" came the voice of his Guimao master from inside.

Fat Sanhua narrowed his eyes, this guy is becoming more and more unreliable, no matter how Zhu Wenbin is his master, but since he entered the sect, he has not taught him anything, just dumped him It's a little too comfortable to be a master to senior brother.

When Fat Sanhua was about to knock on the door, he suddenly thought of something, so he controlled his translator and turned on the voice function.

"Meow meow!" Open the door quickly, I have something to see you.

Sure enough, Fat Sanhua murmured in his heart that the door opened just as he counted to three.

"Did you just talk?" Their master looked down at Fat Sanhua and pinched his fat face.

As a monk of Transforming God Mirror, Zhu Wenbin's memory is very good, he has never heard this voice before.

"Meow meow~" This is a translator specially made by me in the upper world, and it has voice function.

Fat Sanhua shook his head.

Zhu Wenbin touched the translator curiously. Before Fat Sanhua could say anything, Zhu Wenbin took it off and put it in his hand to play with.

"Meow meow!" Give it back to me quickly, are you the master?I think you are a robber or something.

Zhu Wenbin looked at it casually, and put it on his head again.

"Don't be too stingy, I just took a look." Zhu Wenbin patted his head, Fat Sanhua immediately turned his head away.

"Okay, it's pretty good after I read it, then go to practice quickly, I want to practice too." Zhu Wenbin said that he was about to close the door, but he didn't close it, Fat Sanhua was stuck in the door, squinting squinting at him.

Zhu Wenbin tried to close the door again, but he failed.

The little apprentice of their family seems to be born with a very strong thick-skinned function, not only thick-skinned, but also very thick-skinned, and his defense is top-notch in the cultivation world.

"Does it not hurt?" Zhu Wenbin asked sincerely, Fat Sanhua didn't bother to speak this time, he simply shook his head.

"Then let's go out to play, there is nothing interesting in the house." Zhu Wenbin said vigilantly, he wanted to protect his room.

Fat Sanhua groaned and chirped twice, he first pushed the door open with his paws, and signaled Zhu Wenbin to come out first, only after seeing Zhu Wenbin went out, he reluctantly turned around.

It was too late and then too soon, Zhu Wenbin hurried back to the room, and Fat Sanhua immediately pouted her buttocks and got stuck in the door.

Fat Sanhua seemed to have thought of something, he deliberately shook his butt twice.

Zhu Wenbin didn't feel anything special at first, and didn't realize what happened at all.

Then he opened his eyes suddenly, because he clearly saw two or three hairs falling from the cat's round and fat butt.

"Wait, wait, I know I was wrong, I really know I was wrong, I will never lie to you this time, let's go out and play, where do you want to go? Go to the bottom of the mountain, or go to other peaks How about playing?" Zhu Wenbin stroked Fat Sanhua's claws comfortingly, looked at him and smiled flatteringly.

"Meow meow meow~" No wonder everyone in the sect dislikes him, it's because of the annoying old man.

Fat Sanhua actually doesn't like this voice function very much. He thinks the voice of this voice is very inferior to his original voice, so he has turned it off.

Zhu Wenbin froze all his movements, he stared fixedly at Fat Sanhua, and Fat Sanhua looked at him inexplicably.

"Meow meow?" What's wrong?

"You're the bad old man, you fat cat!" Zhu Wenbin bent down, and firmly grasped Fat Sanhua's face.

Oops, forgot about his translator, he's now a cat who can speak anything a human can understand.

After all, the master of cleanliness was threatened by Pang Sanhua's cat, and he had to bring his little apprentice out to play.

Zhu Wenbin regretted it a little now, so he didn't have anything to accept as a young apprentice at the time, this didn't look like an apprentice at all, but rather took in a son, who would accompany the apprentice out to play?

Fat Sanhua's happiness only lasted 10 minutes, because he found a very difficult problem. On weekdays, he often knocked on Mimi's phone and said some unpleasant things to humans. Anyway, these guys couldn't understand. Bai Ze and Xue Zhui is still quite clever, he won't just translate these words to others in a mess.

If they translate, they will be hunted down by Fat Sanhua.

But now it won't work.

"Meow meow meow~" Turtle hair, cleanliness, there are many things.

Fat Sanhua complained about her master.

"Knowing that I have so many problems, you dragged me out!" Zhu Wenbin was furious, he had already treated his little apprentice like this, yet he dared to speak ill of him.

Fat Sanhua quickly stretched out his claws to cover his translator, but it was too late.

To tell the truth, Zhu Wenbin had too many problems. Fat Sanhua usually complained most to his master, so in just three to ten minutes, he overturned his car five times in a row.

Now things get bigger.

"Meow meow!" You don't need to play with me anymore, you should hurry back to practice!

Fat Sanhua ran in front, yelling, while Zhu Wenbin chased after him.

"You kid usually meows in front of me, what are you talking about!" Zhu Wenbin was furious. In fact, he also knew that Fat Sanhua would secretly say bad things about him, but he didn't expect it to happen. It will be so often, it has reached this point.

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