The whole world of comprehension is my shit shoveling officer

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If such a thing is put on someone else, and the protagonist still has hope, then the audience Yuan Zhen will definitely sneer, thinking that he is an idiot.

But now Yuan Zheng is not a melon eater, he is the protagonist of this matter, so he has become that idiot himself.

He was really waiting there, Fat Sanhua was sleeping under a blanket, and Yuan Zheng would look around from time to time to see if he was awake. Occasionally, Fat Sanhua would turn over, which would excite him for a long time.

Fat Sanhua slept for a long time, and slept until dawn the next day.

Yuan Zheng has lived in this dilapidated cave for hundreds of years, and he has chewed the word numb over and over for a long time, pondering thoroughly.

Only this time, he made a new friend, as if hundreds of years had passed.

"Good morning, how did you sleep last night?" Fat Sanhua stretched and slowly got up from the ground.

Yuan Zhen: "..."

Where would he go to sleep in this situation?

But he couldn't get angry at Fat Sanhua, so he had to explain to him with a smile on his face: "You can't sleep here, if you fall asleep and wake up the next morning, it might be a frozen corpse."

After hearing this, Fat Sanhua rubbed her belly: "Then I seem to be fine."

"Of course it's different if you have that blanket." Yuan Zheng couldn't help it, and he complained loudly.

After hearing this, Fat Sanhua raised her head: "Then do you want it? This little blanket."

"Can, is it possible?" Yuan Zhuang swallowed.

"Of course not, this is my little blanket." Fat Sanhua got into the blanket again comfortably.

Yuan Zhen: "..."

You have to hold back, you can't scold others, as long as he holds back, maybe his life will be changed in this instant.

"This is, this is also, after all, your comfort is the most important thing." Yuan Zhan showed a gentle smile.

"So I just want to ask, is it true that you said yesterday that you can take me out?" Yuan Zheng tried his best not to look too excited.

"Why are you still mentioning it? Didn't you already agree not to take you out?" Fat Sanhua was puzzled.

Yuan Zheng stared at him silently: Do you have to do this?

"If you really want to go out, it's not impossible, but I already have many younger brothers, and there are still a group of people queuing up to be my younger brothers. You know the head of Jitianmen, maybe it's not the one you were at that time, In short, he is still my non-staff younger brother, even him, and I haven’t accepted him as a formal younger brother yet.” Fat Sanhua said it seriously, but after he said this himself, he remembered that he still has such a head. A non-staff younger brother.

"I believe it, I believe it." Yuan Zheng nodded hurriedly, no matter what Fat Sanhua said at the moment, he would definitely believe it unconditionally.

"That's good, so here comes the important point. Even the leader is just my non-staff brother. Do you have any special skills that can impress my heart?" When Fat Sanhua spoke, he corrected his posture. Er looks very much like a mentor to an assessment contestant.

"I am the Nascent Soul Stage." This is of course his greatest advantage. No matter where the Nascent Soul Stage is placed, it is quite a remarkable existence. Even the seven peaks of Jitianmen are mostly from the Nascent Soul Stage. monk.

After hearing this, Fat Sanhua showed a lack of interest. Obviously, this condition did not impress him.

"Then can I ask, what kind of abilities do your other younger brothers have?" Poor Yuan Zhan thought for a long time, but still couldn't think of a real advantage, so he asked Fat Sanhua, trying to get some references Answer.

However, his question really caught Fat Sanhua.

Wait, do his three younger brothers have any specialties?

"Hmm... one is a particularly idiot, one is very self-righteous, and the other is very heartless." Fat Sanhua concluded his statement.

"Ahh-!"

"Ahh-!"

"Ah Choo...!"

There, Xue Zhui, Bai Ze, and the little yellow chicken took turns sneezing. When the little yellow chicken saw that the two of them were about to sneeze, he wanted to laugh, but before the laughter came out, the sneeze came first.

"Does the boss miss us?" Xue Zhui quickly realized.

"Otherwise, who can make us sneeze uniformly, after all, Siguya is not a good place at all." Bai Ze rubbed his nose with his paw.

"Oh, our poor boss." The little yellow chicken sighed without distraction, concluding his statement.

After Fat Sanhua summed up their three strengths, she turned her head and met Yuan Zheng's gaze, who looked at him silently.

Does that even count?

So what are his characteristics?He tried hard to think of synonyms, and finally showed a cute smile to Fat Sanhua: "I'm so cute."

Fat Sanhua blinked, stood up, rolled up his blanket, put it in the mustard space, and went out.

The joke got cold on him, and he had to get out and get warm.

"Wait, wait, I'm joking, give me another chance, I'm sure I can think of my real features!" Yuan Zheng shouted behind him.

Fat Sanhua completely ignored him. After he went out, he first went to the place where he went to the toilet yesterday to prepare to go to the toilet.

"What are you doing?" the group of monks outside in the sauna shouted.

"Going to the toilet, isn't it an obvious thing?" Fat Sanhua shook her legs, wondering what the group of people asked knowingly.

"No!" Someone yelled immediately.

Although their Siguo Cliff is called a cliff, it looks like a cliff, but it is actually a closed space, divided into small private rooms and a large living room. People in the large living room are crowded together and can be seen at a glance.

Although Fat Sanhua had already tried hard to find a corner to go to the toilet, but this was still within the scope of everyone's activities.

Fat Sanhua is also difficult.

Everyone told Fat Sanhua about this matter, and they looked at him with pleading eyes.

Fat Sanhua is a polite kitten, his eyeballs rolled around several times: "I am a polite cat, since you all said so, I will go out to the toilet!"

"Is there someone guarding the gate of Siguoya?" Fat Sanhua asked the residents here.

"It's only available in certain time periods. If not, you can call it, just use this." Some monks enthusiastically introduced Fat Sanhua to one of the magic tools.

Fat Sanhua trotted to the magic weapon and shouted at the mouth: "Is there anyone? People didn't know who he was, so they didn't want to come over, so they specially added a lot of qualifying words.

"Master Cat, wait a moment, I'll come here now, you can wait for me at the door first." The voice of the disciple outside came from the magic weapon.

So Fat Sanhua immediately rushed to the door of Siguoya, and he waited helplessly.

Fat Sanhua from Qifeng was thrown to Siguo Cliff by Zhu Wenbin, and the news spread the moment Fat Sanhua entered.

Everyone didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in Zhuwenbin's gourd, but the disciples who were on duty at Siguoya all cheered up, fearing that Fat Sanhua would come to look for it.

So as soon as he heard Fat Sanhua's voice, the monks on duty today rushed over quickly.

"Master Cat, what's the matter?" The little disciple stood at the door and greeted kindly.

"I want to go to the bathroom, can I come out to use the bathroom?" Fat Sanhua asked confidently, and he added another sentence when he saw the little disciple's expression was a bit subtle.

"It's not that I have to go out to the toilet, it's those guys who asked for it. After all, they will live in it for many years. I'm a kind cat, so can I come out to the toilet?" Fat Sanhua stretched neck.

The little disciple hesitated on the spot.

"I won't run away, I'm not that kind of irresponsible kitten, you don't have to worry at all." Fat Sanhua emphasized again.

"Aren't you really going to run away, the kind who go back after going to the toilet?" The little disciple rubbed his hands, he couldn't bear the responsibility, although he didn't know what Zhu Wenbin meant by sending Fat Sanhua in.

"Oh, of course I won't run away, I'm a cat that keeps my word." Fat Sanhua nodded hastily.

The little disciple took a deep breath, and finally carefully opened a door inside, signaling Fat Sanhua to come over.

After Fat Sanhua came in, he closed it again, and opened the outer door after making sure he was the only one.

"Master Cat." The little disciple showed a shy smile.

"Which peak are you from?" Fat Sanhua asked him kindly, so the little disciple reported his name.

"Thank you so much this time." Fat Sanhua flicked his tail.

"No, no, Master Cat, go to the bathroom quickly." The little disciple was still very modest, he signaled Fat Sanhua to go to the bathroom, Fat Sanhua nodded, and then the little disciple's smile froze, because this The fat cat started running desperately.

Before the little disciple had time to scream, Fat Sanhua screamed first.

"Put me down!!" The fat cat wriggled like a big bug in his master's hands.

"You can still play tricks. It seems that you haven't reflected on yourself in this Cliff of Thoughts." Zhu Wenbin held the fat cat in one hand, with an inscrutable expression on his face.

He had already notified those disciples, and if the fat cat had something to do, remember to notify him, so he had already rushed over.

"Okay, don't you want to go to the toilet? Go ahead." Zhu Wenbin carried him to stand in front of the grass.

Fat Sanhua: "..."

"Do you just do it like this?" Fat Sanhua showed an incredulous expression, is Zhu Wenbin a pervert?

"I don't know how to read it. Hurry up and go in after going to the toilet. Don't bully other disciples anymore." Zhu Wenbin was quite righteous.

The fat cat twisted its body. Before Zhu Wenbin could react, the fat cat turned 180 degrees violently. He tried to leave a mark on Zhu Wenbin's body. Fortunately, Zhu Wenbin reacted quickly and quickly. Let go, and this is the only way to survive.

Fat Sanhua pouted, counting this bad guy as lucky.

After Fat Sanhua went to the toilet, Zhu Wenbin lifted him up and threw him back to Siguoya.

"If you continue like this, I will give you a longer time." Zhu Wenbin warned him.

"It's boring here, go back and tell Xue Zhui them to come over to the door and chat with me." Fat Sanhua smacked her lips.

It is really not interesting to suffer alone, it is interesting to suffer together.

"Ahh-!"

"Ahh-!"

"Ahh-!"

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感谢在2020-05-0922:19:22~2020-05-1200:14:59期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 2 bottles of dark and vivid;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!