Dumb painter giants grudge

He Shishen visited Wen's house this year.

Firstly, it was Shang Ce's wedding next month, and secondly, Wen Rang couldn't become a splash too early.

The two of them didn't sit at home for long before they found out about Wen Yi's sudden marriage and divorce.

It was only three months before and after a marriage, which made the Wen family couple half dead with anger.

"He's just dealing with me, he doesn't want to be nice to me! Who knows who he's thinking about!"

As soon as Wen Yi got to the dinner table, she heard Wen's mother nagging, and started to complain.

"Xiaoyi, it's alright, Xiaohe is here." Mother Wen glared at her.

"It's okay." He Shishen responded immediately.

After the marriage was settled, the two families also met, and He Shishen often went to Wen's house, coming and going, and changing his address.Of course, Wen is still a little brooding about this.

"Brother, please introduce some people to me. I don't believe that I can't marry someone with better conditions than that grandson." Wen Yi pouted and asked.

Wen Rang didn't respond, and ate naturally. He Shishen thought about it and said, "I'll pay attention to you another day, or I'll pay attention to Brother Wen too?"

"Ah?" Wen Que didn't care about this topic at first, "I don't need it, I just like watching you get married."

How could Wen's mother hear such words, and she immediately started nagging: "Who is like you who is in your thirties and still doesn't worry about getting married? None of you can reassure me, except for Xiao Rang, you can't wait to die at home, right? .”

"That depends on fate, Mom." Wen felt a headache.

"Hey, brother Wen is so generous, how can he be afraid that he won't meet someone who is destined for him?" He Shishen put the fish pieces that had picked out the spines into Wen Rang's bowl.

Wen Que snorted, "My son-in-law really deserves the prize, I can be half as outstanding as you, and I won't be left alone."

"Hey, what did Brother Wen say? In fact, the relationship between Wen Rang and I is extremely tortuous." He Shishen shook his head helplessly.

Father Wen looked at the two of them, "Could it be that our little rang did something wrong?"

"That's not true, it's just, hey, we have to start from the very beginning." He Shishen stopped his chopsticks.

Wen Rang felt that it was dangerous to go on like this, so he stepped on the other party under the table.

But He Shishen remained unmoved and began his statement: "At first, Wen Rang fell in love with me at first sight, it was love at first sight, I couldn't believe that an ordinary person like me could get his attention, but after a hand I was still rejected in the night where I didn't see five fingers, although I suspected that he was playing hard to get, even if I stalked him behind me, he would not admit it..."

Several people were stunned when they heard it, and they didn't know if they really believed it or not.

For those who celebrate the New Year, they also want to have fun, Wen Rang doesn't want to play rough, so let him talk.

After the meal, Wen's family had some relatives come to visit, and Wen Rang simply led He Shishen to wander around.

"I*, isn't your sister's flash marriage and divorce a bit too dramatic?" He Shishen clasped the other's hand and shook, "It's better for us, love and love are inseparable."

"Hey, what are you snickering about? You laugh, what can't you just smile?"

"What do you think you should do when you get married? Hey, hey, are we going to make a grand ceremony on the wedding night? Let me think about it, how about we set up the bridal chamber in the studio? Do you want to paint on my back? "

Wen Rang kicked the opponent's calf.

"You said why are you such a married woman? You never gave me a good face to the outside world, and you kept crying at night. Can you open your mouth and say a few words without calling me my husband?"

Wen Rang pushed the opponent, He Shishen stepped on a small stone with his heel, slipped his foot, and immediately fell back. He pulled Wen Rang and let the two of them fall into the grass together.

"Wrong, wrong! Hit lightly!"

Hearing that March was on the other side, he started punching and kicking for no reason.

Allowing the other party to be violent for a while, He Shishen grabbed the other party's wrists, looked at the person above and smiled and said, "Didn't you just eat two bowls of rice? Why are you so weak? Do you want me to feed you something delicious?" Yes, continue beating when you are full?"

Wen Rang wanted to tear He Shishen's mouth open for not a day or two. Just as five fingers touched the other's lips, one was swallowed.

The warmth spread out the whole body of the fingers, Wen Rang quickly withdrew his hand, and stared fiercely at the person below.

"So easy to bite? That's right, the back-mouth will bite without you."

He Shishen didn't have the slightest intention to get up. In the midst of winter, the grass on the ground was thin and a bit harsh.

"Are you staring at me, or are you expecting me to do something?"

"Should no one come to your backyard, right? Although it's a bit cold, I actually wanted to do this last time in the grapefruit forest."

Wen Rang's inertial "slap" slapped the opponent's jaw, no one can allow such a thing to just say it.

"Tell you something about my old college."

"When I was in college, I went drinking with three roommates. Our head of the room got drunk and then accidentally sat on the mouth of the wine bottle. Anyway, the mouth of the wine bottle was pointed there. I was also drunk at the time. I don’t know what happened after that night, but the next day we woke up and saw our dorm head lying with another dormitory.”

"Our roommate covered his buttocks with his hands, snuggled up at the corner of the bed and looked at that roommate, no matter how that roommate explained that he was also drunk and didn't know anything, our room leader didn't say anything, and finally our room leader' slap ’ and slapped that roommate on the face, and scolded him for not taking responsibility, that roommate inexplicably acquiesced.”

"So, every time you slap me in the future, I will take responsibility for you."

Wen Rang was angry and ashamed, and immediately got up. He Shishen lay on the ground and laughed for a long time before getting up and following the other party's footsteps.

"Hey, don't go, I have other stories, do you want to listen to them?"

He Shishen took the other person's arm, and began to chatter normally.

"I remember when I was in college, there was a class on man and nature, and then I talked about the plague issue. The teacher said that if a mouse was accidentally mixed into a ship, the consequences would be unimaginable. Rats can die every year. After 5-8 births, seven or eight pups can be born for the first time, and then the pups can start breeding again after 2-4 months."

"If this cycle reproduces, a ship will be overrun by rats within a month. We feel very embarrassed. As a result, a more sober brother stood up and said: 'Teacher, how does a rat reproduce'..."

Wen Rang couldn't understand how He Shishen could only remember such nonsense, but he still forced a smile along with him.

"Hey, what's more, I have a foreign friend who is an atheist and believes in science very much. He didn't believe that hell exists in the world until he got married."

Wen Rang coughed, but He Shishen continued.

"I have a cousin who is not very common. She just got married last year. After getting married, she often told me that marriage is really good. She didn't plan to marry her boyfriend, but at three o'clock in the morning one night Too many, the toilet in her house was blocked, and the water pipe burst."

"When her home was about to be flooded, her boyfriend worked tirelessly and sent her a wrench overnight so that she could fix the faucet in time and stop the flood. For this reason, she accepted the marriage. At least she felt that someone could It's worth it to help pass the wrench..."

He Shishen kept talking, and Wen Rang also kept listening. Although the content was boring and even a bit inexplicable, all the noisy voices came from uncontrollable love.

"Hey, am I annoying?" He Shishen stopped laughing before thinking of asking the other party.

Wen Rang denied it without even thinking about it.

[The author has something to say: let’s end the text in the next chapter. 】