Dumb painter giants grudge

"Hey, why are you pinching the back of my hand? I don't feel it there. You pinch it in another place." He Shishen put one leg on the opponent's leg.

When Wen Rang was thinking about something to fight, the phone vibrated in his hand, and he glanced at it, it was Wen Rang's WeChat message.

I clicked in and saw that it was sent by a friend nicknamed "Xixi". Why didn't Wen Rang remember that he had this WeChat friend.

【Xixi: Hey, are you asleep yet? 】

This is a message that was just sent, and the only record left is that the friend has passed the verification.

"Here, we're chatting at midnight." He Shishen leaned on the other party's shoulder and said.

Wen Rang looked at the passing time of friend verification, and thought for a while... Dare He Shishen, this **** thing, used his own WeChat to add friends to that girl today.

"Why are you standing there, go back to her." He Shishen whispered.

Before Wen Rang could react, the other party sent another new message.

[Sixi: Are you there? 】

Wen Rang felt that he couldn't answer, and he didn't know whether to delete the other party immediately, or ignore it.

"You ignore him? Then I'll do it." He Shishen passed his hand under the other's armpit and took the phone from the other's hand.

[Wen: Yes, is there something wrong? 】

The other party seemed to be looking at the phone all the time, and quickly replied in seconds.

[Sixi: Huh? 】

【Xixi: If it's okay, why would I look for you. 】

[Wen: Sorry, I took the wrong phone and added the wrong person today. 】

【Xixi: Who did I add wrongly?Isn't your surname He? 】

[Wen: Sorry, this is not his WeChat, he took my mobile phone by mistake, so he added it wrongly. 】

【Xixi: Oh oh... this can also be wrong? 】

[Xixi: Then can you push his WeChat to me? 】

[Wen: Sorry, I can't. 】

[Sixi: Why? [doubt]】

[Wen: He is married, with me. 】

After He Shishen sent it out calmly, Wen Rang realized that the two of them had been murdered, and the culprit was still one of the victims.

Wen Rang immediately turned his head and glared at the other party. The tip of their noses touched each other, and Wen Rang simply slapped the other party's face.

The other party quickly returned the message.

【Xixi: Married? 】

[Xixi: Still adding me on WeChat in front of you? 】

[Xixi: Still took the wrong phone? 】

[Wen: He thinks you are a nice person, and we two men can't have children, so he wants to ask if you would like to be our goddaughter. 】

【Xixi: Thank you, that was really a false alarm. 】

【Xixi: Also, my parents don't want to. 】

【Xixi: It's a great honor [bye]】

When He Shishen wanted to reply to the message again, the other party had already deleted Wen Rang's WeChat.

"It's okay, she doesn't know us, even though I did something wrong, I was hypocritical and I did it, don't be angry, relax, relax, let's pick another one for adoption." He Shishen turned off his phone and put it aside, Caress each other's head.

Wen Rang only wondered if He Shishen was a little sick. If he had known this earlier, he would be more reliable than having an obsession with a wall.

"Don't be angry, you hit me so loudly, maybe your brother will think you're impatient and want to have sex with me in full view."

He Shishen's voice was neither soft nor loud, and he was covering his lower abdomen, which was punched by Wen Rang.

"If you really want to, I can solve it quickly. Although it's a bit hasty, as long as you keep silent, you can still try." He Shishen put his hand on the opponent's waist again.

In the entire hall on the second floor, there were at least twenty people sleeping on the floor. Wen Rang couldn't understand how He Shishen dared to have such a bad idea.

"Don't move any more, you're all fucked up, do you want to stick to the wall or something?" He Shishen pressed his face against the back of the opponent's neck, the blanket didn't go over his head, only the hair on the top of his skull was exposed.

In the dark environment, many people were already snoring loudly, some people still had their mobile phone screen lights on their faces, and some people were still trying to fall asleep (smell it).

Others were forced to endure persecution from livestock and did not dare to move.

He Shishen has always been a cruel person, and he untied the bow of Wen Rang's trousers without hesitation.

In the end, the trouser rope left the trouser rope forever, and it was still a trouser rope on the surface, but in fact it was already a tool.

When He Shishen used this trouser rope to tie Wen Rang's wrists into knots, it was as easy as a dog undoing a cow, and Wen Rang didn't even have the time to develop the concept of resistance.

Although the blanket was thick, if the movement%2F was a little bigger, it would most likely become evidence of the ruin of the two.

"I'll just rub it." He Shishen bit the opponent's shoulder blade, "I won't take it off, don't worry, let me rub it for a while."

——Please shut up.

"I'm itchy, do you itch?"

Wen Rang was pushed against him, his whole body bowed like a shrimp, and he kept cursing in his heart.

He Shishen is quite a beast, he is No. 1. If he doesn't deserve it, no one will. He deserves it.

"Your mouth is so hot, my palms are so hot."

Wen Rang's mouth was tightly covered, biting back almost became a dream.

"Don't be so nervous, we are legitimate and not illegal."

……

Whenever the two parties think back to this evening, they have to agree that it was a:

"There is badness in the goodness, passion in the urgency, too much helplessness in the intolerance, and there is nowhere to vent, and finally close your eyes with hatred, and almost have a sleepless night."

Later, Wen Rang always suspected that He Shishen had some kind of fetish, and the torn trouser rope was finally stored in a precious wooden box, placed in his darkroom, and then brought out for use from time to time.

…………

At dawn, the sound of gongs, drums, and suona downstairs rang out.

The banquet started at 9 o'clock, and it was 1 o'clock when the coffin was carried up the mountain. He Shishen was busy dividing the dishes in the back kitchen, while Wen Rang followed relatives to visit guests.

Visiting guests means that the relatives of the deceased should go to each table of the banquet to bow in person and thank them.Wen Rang is an immediate relative, so naturally he will follow.

Wen Ke can only be regarded as an outsider at this time, and besides, he doesn't know much about him, so he can only do the high-ranking dishwashing work peacefully.

The banquet is basically over at 12 o'clock, and it's time to carry the coffin up the mountain. Generally, most people will follow this process. In short, the more people, the better.As the old saying goes: Only when there are many voices can we go all the way.

During the time when she was lowered into the coffin, there were many cries, Wen Rang knelt down in the crowd, and finally couldn't hold back, sobbing softly.

The wind was strong on the mountain, and a lot of paper money was blown away.

Standing outside the crowd, He Shishen felt a bit complicated in his heart. Parting between life and death is a normal part of life, but it is inevitable to suffer some heart pain when facing it.

…………

After returning from the mountain, the funeral basically came to an end, leaving only the "tribute" the day after tomorrow. Wen Rang decided to wait until "

Return the tribute" before going back.

After Wen Que came back, he answered a phone call, and then told Wen Rang that he had to go back first, probably because he couldn't get away from work for too long.

At that time, He Shishen was washing the dishes, but he left first when he heard about it. He was so happy that he helped others wash an extra basin.

Wen Rang was still a little hesitant, and planned to go back to the second floor to rest for a while, but he had already gone up the mountain, so he didn't need to sleep on the floor.

They arranged a room for Wen Rang to rest alone, and Wen Rang went to take a shower and then lay down.

When Wen Rang woke up again, it was already dark, and he got up and sat on the bed for a while, in a daze for a long time.

The door creaked, and He Shishen came in with dinner, "Are you awake? Let's eat first."

Wen Rang was still stunned, unable to focus his eyes, so He Shishen put the dinner on the side table and came over to sit next to him.

"Did you dream of me while sleeping?" He Shishen squeezed the other person's palm.

Wen Rang shook his head firmly, his originally dull mood would immediately become speechless.

"I never dreamed why I was so stern. Is there anything more difficult than dreaming about me?"

A noisy life, a noisy person.

"I ran into yesterday's 'Sisi' in the afternoon. Guess what, she came over and asked me if you and I were married twice. I asked her why she said that, and she said that we looked like we were dumped by our wives and lived together together."

"Really, the uncle in charge of the spoon insisted on accepting me as an apprentice, and said that he would teach me "Jiangcun Heart Cook". He thought I was very talented. room midwife."

"Aside from other things, I have long thought that the pig butcher and his wife should separate. His wife told the group of aunts all day long that the village head is always out of shape at night, and the pig butcher said that his life was miserable when he met everyone. Married a wife who is so annoying, how can you live on like this."

"Speaking of this, I think of a foreign friend of mine who came to China to learn Chinese, and then fell in love with a female classmate in our class, and then wrote a love letter to her."

"The first sentence of his love letter was to write 'beautiful girl', but he didn't know how to write the word 'mother', but he knew that mother and mother meant the same thing, so the first sentence of his love letter was 'beautiful aunt' ..."

Speaking of this, Wen Rang's silence finally broke, and he laughed while hanging on He Shishen.

[The author has something to say: Beautiful aunt, thank you for reading this?]