A love life with a superhuman

The so-called one who will appear on the stage refers to the hundred-yuan superman who is the incarnation of a superpower.

Hundred-Yen Superman, as the name suggests, only needs one hundred yen to ask him to help you realize any wish.

Of course, it will only be activated when the person with superpowers is short of money, and the service targets are actually limited to family members who know about his superpowers.

To put it bluntly, it means working for my parents...

If you want to buy something, you can't use super powers, you have to buy it with money like ordinary people.

But for things like making money, you can still use your superpowers a little bit—this is probably the wonderful principle of people with superpowers.

It turns out that even superhumans will bend over for money.

But going out to work or something is too challenging for a nerd.You know!Every day when you don't need social animals in your student days is worth cherishing!

So... it is impossible to go out to work.

It is really not easy to save a little money like one hundred yuan each time (this seems a bit strange to say).

But Hundred Yuan Superman will occasionally increase the price, and under the connivance of Qi Mu and his wife (who will repeatedly look for wishes for him to realize if he has no wishes), after a few days, plus the remaining pocket money before, it seems to be almost the same Enough to buy a cell phone.

Looking at the psychic who was counting the money, I tossed the hundred-yuan coin in my hand and poked him on the shoulder.

I said, "Hundred Yuan Superman, I also have a wish that needs to be fulfilled."

I subconsciously turned my head to look at my hundred-dollar Superman, and the glasses in the shape of 100 figures on his eyes have not been taken off.

He paused for a second and sighed.

【If you have any wish, just say it directly. 】

"No, this must be accepted."

I put the coin in his hand with a sense of ritual, put my hands together, and made a prayer.

"My wish is to ask you to toss that coin and say to me in a handsome voice: I have indeed heard your wish, and you are a predestined person."

Hearing this, Hundred Yuan Superman curled the corner of his mouth in silence, and stuck the coin in his hand to my forehead.

[I am not the poor god who only needs five yuan to fulfill his wish. 】

"So I gave you one hundred yuan." I was confident.

"That's not okay, Hundred Yuan Superman is not responsible for the cosplay business." He is more confident than me.

"Tch, stingy. It's obvious that if you have any wish, you can just say it directly. In the end, you still selectively accept the wish."

[Yeah, I only accept serious wishes. 】

"Isn't that considered a legitimate wish?"

[If you need to sell your voice, it is not a serious wish. 】

After counting and saving enough money, he simply changed into his daily green lenses and pushed his glasses.

Saiki Kusuo completely broke away from the role of Hundred Yuan Superman and turned back into a serious superhuman.

[When you have a serious wish, you can say it directly.Although the business of Hundred Yuan Superman has come to an end, people with superpowers can fulfill your wishes at any time. 】

Oh man.

I stared at him with my shoulders crossed.

It sounds nice, but I've seen through everything.

Are you so reluctant to play a character with a voice similar to your own?

But it seems to be my fault.

After all, I was really keen to play "Natsume's Book of Friends", "Noragami", "Bungo Stray Dogs" and other animation works in front of him for a while.

In addition to taking him to ktv to sing, he will also order a few songs by Hiroshi Kamiya.

Although his client was probably speechless, he sang helplessly.

It's super nice, it's exactly the same as the original song, isn't it?Scored mode to a perfect 100.But no matter who the superpowers sing, they can get full marks.

His so-called "irregular desire" is this kind of feeling like playing tricks on him, right?

Or is he a little jealous again?Do you feel that you are being treated as a meal replacement for a paper man?

But, think about the good.

Isn't this the so-called character I like is similar to you.

They are your meal replacements.

You should be happier.

The person with superpowers, who is very clear about my inner activities, looked over with a blank face, and said without any fluctuations:

[I'm not going to be happy about it, okay?Speaking of which, the term meal replacement itself is problematic. 】

[Also, how many paper people do you like, you playful woman. 】

Me: "Huh? How can a person who likes paper be called a fickle heart! I just divided my heart into many pieces!" I patted my chest, and I was confident again.

Saiki Kusuo: "This kind of statement is terrible, hello."

Me: "I don't think so."

Me: "Speaking of which, have you read so many comics and don't have any favorite characters? Even if there are female characters, I don't care, I won't be jealous of that kind of boringness!"

Saiki Kusuo: "No."

Me: "Male characters are fine too!"

Saiki Kusuo: "No."

Me: "Didn't you say you liked the "Silent Cyborg" serialized in Weekly Shonen Yakku?! For example, the characters in it..."

Saiki Kusuo: "But that's just ordinary appreciation."

Me: "Is there no character that can be called natal?!"

Saiki Kusuo: "No."

I clenched my fist: "Damn..."

He was speechless: "What are you serious about?"

I'm still struggling: "You don't have any feathers, but I have many wings, doesn't it seem that I'm being bothered?!"

He raised his eyebrows: "Isn't the heart divided into many pieces?"

I shrank my neck: "Why do you feel terrible when you say such words from your mouth?"

Still expressionless, Saiki Kusuo responded to me lightly with what I just said: "I don't think so."

I:"……"

I blinked, and my intuition told me not to continue this terrible topic with a certain power user who likes to eat vinegar.

"Speaking of which, what did we just talk about?" I scratched my cheek and asked hesitantly.

[Have you forgotten this? 】

[It is a serious wish that you want to achieve. 】

I squeezed my chin and thought about it.

After half a minute, I simply gave up thinking: "Sorry, I have no serious wishes."

I can't think of serious wishes at all, all I can think of at once are a bunch of unscrupulous wishes to play tricks on people with superpowers.

In fact, the expression of this person who was still looking down at me, waiting for me to say something, has become more and more helpless.

It is estimated that he will never do it if I say what I think in my heart.

Not serious!

But who is a decent person makes a wish all day long?

There is nothing broken at hand, nothing that I am anxious to get right away, and there is no place in particular that I want to go for the time being.

I'm probably a fairly contented person. There is an omnipotent superpower right in front of me, but I can't think of what to do with him.

Giving up and giving up, I pressed the shoulder of the man with super powers in front of me, and pushed him out of the door.

"Forget it, let's go buy a mobile phone."

……

To be honest, it's such a thing as shopping.

People with superpowers are actually much better at it than me.

Whether it's ignoring the salesperson's safety (trouble), or comparing prices to choose the most cost-effective store, judging whether something is worth buying, and bargaining.He is all OK.

In short, this person can keep a poker face quietly, and then kill the price to the point where the salesperson shows his face.

It's really turning against customers... A good man who is diligent and thrifty.

Regarding this, I didn't say anything, and followed behind with no expression to minimize my sense of existence. After all, I didn't have anything to buy, and I also hated the salesman's Amway...and I didn't know how to bargain with people at all.

In short, after successfully buying the mobile phone, I sat on the rest chair in the mall and fiddled with it for a long time.

It feels like I'm opening up wasteland for a grandfather who can't operate a mobile phone.

[I can operate. 】

The psychic, who was fully aware of my insults, looked over blankly, and grabbed the screen of the phone with his hand.

"Wait a minute, of course I know you will. I'll set it up first."

he lets go...

I stopped moving.

【how? 】

I didn't answer, just turned on the camera, pulled up the selfie, turned on the filter, raised the phone, and pointed the lens at the two of us.

I made a yes gesture to the camera, with a bright smile on the corner of my lips, in perfect condition.

And his face is expressionless, and the green glasses are reflecting light, which is an overly common state.I "click" to take pictures.

I pressed the yes gesture to the top of his head, he looked up expressionlessly, and sighed, I leaned my head on his shoulder, and "clicked" to take a picture.

I pulled his cheek and his face was like dough.He glanced at me, somewhat helplessly, and I "clicked" to take a picture, only taking pictures of himself.

I set the first photo as his phone background.

Then I sent all three photos to my mobile phone.

I hand him the phone.

I said, "Let's go and take photoshoots! I just saw a place where you can take photoshoots."

Saiki Kusuo looked over: "Isn't this already finished?"

Me: "This one is different from that one. That one can get the photo directly, and, ah, maybe there is a background frame of coffee jelly."

In short, I dragged him to find a machine for making photo stickers.

turned over...

I didn't find the background frame of coffee jelly, but there was a background frame of pudding.

Faced with such a sweet background frame, the superpower still has a faint expression.That's right, after all, this kind of sweetness can't be eaten, so of course you can't expect him to show any cute expressions just by looking at the pictures.

I looked at us who were very close together in the camera, and said abruptly: "I suddenly thought of the wish I want to realize."

Saiki Kusuo, who was still looking ahead, turned his face to look at me, but I didn't look at him, still looking directly at the camera, and continued:

"My wish is that you have been by my side to fulfill all my wishes. How about it? Do you think I'm greedy?"

【No. 】

Hearing the negative answer, I blinked, and I, who had been staring at the camera, naturally saw the corners of his slightly raised lips and his slightly soft expression because of his smile.

[I will indeed help you realize this wish. 】

Hearing the affirmative answer, I also smiled.At the same time, he pressed the camera button neatly.

The photo that was taken shows the happy appearance of both of them smiling.

I nodded, satisfied.

But, I have to say, my boyfriend who likes to make trouble is really easy to coax.

[I didn't make a fuss. 】

Hearing my thoughts, the psychic was as always in denial and arrogance.He raised his hand and pinched my cheek, and struggled viciously while I "grinned my teeth".Pressed the camera button again.