inertial death

"By the way, it was a rainy day. When he died, in that alley, I found a few black German dogs to play with her. He must have had a good death!" Shao Yanbin grinned. Said "That time you agreed to the sex | transaction I proposed, you seemed to say that you saw them in the yard, and you said they were very spiritual! After he died, I naturally took his place, I I became a very powerful person, but I was not satisfied, and I don’t know why I was not satisfied. At that time, I thought a lot and it was very messy. Anyway, the result is that I found my mother and father who abandoned me at the beginning, and then killed them They buried them in this field with my adoptive father, and then built a playground on this field."

In fact, it should have been a very tragic life experience. At least in the original work, the series of processes described are so cruel and bloody that they are disgusting. When Shao Yanbin narrates it, it feels like a dry scripture.

And because the person who said it seemed to be endorsing rather than describing a miserable childhood, the first feeling of the person listening to it would definitely not be the common "how could they treat him like this" "he was just a child at the time" I feel so distressed and want to hug him hard" and so on, but "Please, you really don't have the talent to tell stories, just let the audience and yourself go!" '

So Wu Yuan didn't understand "Why are you telling me this?"

Shao Yanbin puffed his cheeks, obviously a little unhappy, "Why is the reaction different!"

"What's the difference!" Wu Yuan was stunned.

"It's like the reaction in the novel!" Shao Yanbin replied.

Wu Yuan twitched his lips and began to think about it, and then he realized that visiting haunted houses, buying ice cream, riding the Ferris wheel, and telling about the tragic childhood are really typical routines in love novels.

It’s just that after entering a haunted house, the woman or recipient who is frightened will throw herself into the arms of the man or the attacker. When they entered the haunted house, it was Shao Yanbin who shared the eyeballs revealed by the props and scared them away. Two staff members pretending to be ghosts.

When people buy ice cream, it looks very warm and beautiful, but Shao Yanbin gives people a sense of spoof joy when he suddenly transforms into a perverted mother.

People ride motorcycles and talk about their tragic childhood in a sad and mocking tone, but Shao Yanbin reads like a primary school student from a textbook, which makes people almost drowsy.

Wu Yuan supported his forehead, deeply felt that Shao Yanbin, you really won "Shao Yanbin, being moved by the tragic past told by others and then moved, maybe it is called true love in novels, but in reality, it is called sympathy! "

"What's wrong?" Shao Yanbin was puzzled.

"Is there nothing wrong?" Wu Yuan asked back in the same tone.

Shao Yanbin took it for granted, "But, if I love you, so I'm with you, and then you sympathize with me, and you spend your whole life with me, no matter what, it's not me who suffers! So treat me Say, there is nothing wrong with it!"

Could this be counted?Wu Yuan wanted to worship one.

Wu Yuan almost ate up the ice cream, and then he asked, "Okay! Even so, why are we here to ride the Ferris wheel? I thought you would prefer roller coasters or bungee jumping."

Shao Yanbin shrugged and said, "It is said that this is necessary for love, I don't know, so I did it."

"Love is necessary..." Wu Yuan was silent for a moment, "Let me ask again, what did you bring me here for?"

Shao Yanbin stared, "Haven't you noticed it yet? It's obvious they're out on a date!"

"A date arranged according to the routines in *novels and the so-called essential love?" Wu Yuan was powerless. "Congratulations Shao Yanbin, you have successfully broken the lower limit of emotional intelligence."

Shao Yanbin was very calm, "I'm a novice! You should allow me to make mistakes."

"You?" Wu Yuan emphasized his tone, obviously finding it very funny, "Novice?"

Shao Yanbin curled his lips and said, "Going to bed with men, training slaves, etc., I am indeed very skilled, but love, do you think I am also very skilled? You are my first love, Wu Yuan!"

Wu Yuan was taken aback.

That's right, feelings are probably very strange to Shao Yanbin!He has never felt the love of a father or mother, and he has no close friends, let alone a lover.

Although he himself has always acted as if he doesn't need these at all, as a human being with normal emotional needs, no matter how distorted his personality is, no matter how tyrannical he looks, it is impossible that he really doesn't need emotions, after all he is Living human beings have healthy and normal physical and emotional capabilities, rather than emotionless robots made of iron blocks and wires.

When the Ferris wheel reached its highest point, Shao Yanbin stood up, squatted steadily, knelt on the ground with one knee, and said with a smile, "Actually, I also know that those novels and so-called dating strategies and love must be ridiculous, but Anyway, I have done this, and I have to have a beginning and an end anyway, so let me do the last step!" He leaned forward slightly and kissed Wu Yuan.

A very light kiss, just the lips touching each other, without any further contact, it can be said to be pure.

Shao Yanbin pushed his body away slightly, and looked at Wu Yuan with a smile. This man who had always been twisted and nervous, now looked like a big boy who had successfully confessed his love. He was purely happy, and there was even a little shyness in his smile.

This is obviously so peacekeeping with himself, but it is inexplicable, but it makes people's hearts flutter.

Wu Yuan smiled wryly, this is really a man who knows how to seduce others.

Whether it is intentional or unintentional.

After that day, Shao Yanbin was still pestering Wu Yuan every day, and he completely left the company aside. The situation was obviously getting worse, but he didn't seem to care.

But this is not the thing that made Wu Yuan doubt the world the most, what really made Wu Yuan feel refreshed was that when he got up that day, since he saw Shao Yanbin wearing an apron in a vacuum state, kneeling beside the bed with a plate Seeing that Wu Yuan woke up, he blinked and called, "Master, would you like to have breakfast immediately?"

Wu Yuan shook his hand that was originally planning to stretch, and looked at Shao Yanbin blankly, catching Mung Dou's vision, feeling that the whole person is not well, not everyone can calmly face the big bad wolf turning into a little white rabbit" ... what are you doing?"

Shao Yanbin looked at Wu Yuan innocently, "Have you served the master for dinner?"

"...a master-servant game?" Wu Yuan asked while holding his forehead.

"It's lewd|slutty|wife role-playing!" Shao Yanbin picked it up very quickly at this time, still kneeling obediently to the side, "Don't you like it, Master?"