[Three Kingdoms] stay together

"I'm here to cut (guests) and pour tea."

"Why should I..."

"Do you want your sister to go?"

"Go, go, I'll go."

Sun Ce, who was sitting on the side, saw the man serving tea and pouring water deftly. Although he looked reluctant, he still poured a cup of tea for his father very filially, but he used a lot of force when he put it down. Half of it was splashed, and the teacup was slightly crooked...

"Come on! Yours!" The man delivered another cup of tea to the person next to him at a very thrilling speed.

"Thank you." Sun Ce hurriedly caught the teacup handed over, feeling that the man was about to pinch his wrist, guessing that he would be like Gong Jin who couldn't hold a pen these days, and could only be wrapped in gauze to fix it.

"Slightly neglecting the guests." The old man muttered with dissatisfaction on his face, took a sip of tea and said twice, "The tea is not brewed, and the taste fades out of the birds."

The man's face turned red in an instant, and he opened his mouth to refute something, but he didn't say anything. He just looked at the girl who was very quiet from the beginning to the end.

"The light one is good, but the strong one can't sleep at night." The girl made a sound after stuffing her mouth full of dumplings, and the old man stopped embarrassing his son, snorted and continued to drink the tea that had faded out of the bird.

Zhou Yu just felt that this family was really strange that the girl could come out to meet guests.And she didn't wear a veil today, she had the white flour of glutinous rice balls on her lips, and gnawed on the gifts they brought like a bunny. All finished.

If Zhou Yu hadn't seen it with his own eyes, he wouldn't have believed it. The plate of glutinous rice balls was at least five or six, the size of half a fist, and he would be half full if he ate it by himself, and the girl...

"One more plate!"

There is still another plate!This appetite obviously exceeds the level of ordinary girls!Zhou Yu watched helplessly as the girl's elder brother happily brought another plate of glutinous rice cakes, watched her finish the plate of glutinous rice cakes little by little, and finally hiccupped with her mouth covered, her eyes curved like a successful cat's. One couldn't help but want to give her another plate.

And the family did exactly that.

"Xiaoshan likes to eat, let me have another plate." As if he didn't hear the girl's delicate belch, the old man pushed the plate of glutinous rice cakes beside him and persuaded him: "What did you eat on the way?" Not much, eat more when you meet your favorite food."

"Hmm~." The girl's stomach seemed to be a bottomless pit, and she started to eat glutinous rice balls again.

Not to mention Zhou Yu, even Sun Ce couldn't bear it. The two of them came today to establish a relationship with the elder brother and recruit him into the gang, not to watch the girls eat dumplings at all.Even though that girl looks pretentious, and this way of eating is really... so pretentious, I've seen enough.

"I don't know if the second brother is interested in serving as a soldier." Zhou Yu finally asked aloud, seeing that the three of them put down their teacups and glutinous rice balls, and then said: "Contribute to the peace of the world."

The old man and the elder brother didn't reply, but turned to look at the girl sitting on the side.

Sure enough, this girl has the final say on this family, and the glutinous rice cakes she brought were not in vain.Zhou Yu thought to himself, and directly negotiated with the girl: "I wonder if the girl is interested in joining Sun Cejun?"

The girl did not answer directly, but turned her head to look at the old man, made some eye contact with him, and said: "Sun Cejun occupying Jianye and relying on Yuan Shu is not a long-term strategy. If you want to restore the glory of the Sun family, you must take down Wu, Kuaiji (Chess) Two places, no worries in the rear can advance to Zisang, Jian'an, and take the entire Jiangdong."

As long as Yan Baihu of Wu and Wang Lang of Kuaiji are defeated, this Jiangdong will be in the pocket of the Sun family.

"The girl is really good at planning." What this girl said was also what Zhou Yu thought in his heart, but the siege of the city cannot be done in a short while, it is best if the enemy can be lured and killed.

"Wu's Yan Baihu is just a bandit, and he has no strong generals. Sun Ce's army doesn't have to worry about attacking the city at all. As long as they can play the banner of righteousness, Wu and Kuaiji don't need to spend a single soldier." The old man was still blowing hot tea , as if the winning words just now were not what he said.

The only thing Sun Cejun lacks now is this great righteousness. It’s a pity that the emperor is far away. When they send people to Beiping to seek refuge with King Yi, or to Cao Cao to seek refuge with Emperor Xian, it will take at least a month to come back, and they may not be able to catch up with this meeting. when.

"Yuan Shu, Liu Bei, and Lv Bu restrain each other and provide Sun Ce's army with a barrier of protection. It is the best strategy to rely on King Yi, but what if one of the three parties loses during this period of time." This is what Zhou Yu worried about. , he can guarantee that Sun Ce's army will be invincible, but he can't guarantee whether the three parties in front will accidentally kill him. And Cao Cao devoured.

The girl looked at the old man again, and then said calmly: "If there is no righteousness, it takes a little effort. It's just that Wang Lang is holding the post of prefect, and he needs to find a reason to black him out so that this person can't catch Sun Cejun." Attacking court officials is anti-criminal."

"What does the girl mean?" Sun Ce was a little excited. The old man and the girl in this family are really not simple, and they are so clear about the situation in the world.

"Naturally, Yan Baihu was sent to Kuaiji to seek refuge with Wang Lang." The old man said casually.

The girl suddenly chuckled, and added: "At that time, can't he be charged with harboring a vicious robber if he is not severely punished?"

These two are really dark enough, if anyone can't bear to marry such a daughter-in-law back, he must not be played to death by his own wife and the old man.The corners of Zhou Yu's mouth twitched, and he said gratefully: "What the old man and the girl said made Gong Jin suddenly enlightened. I wonder if the two of you are interested in coming to Sun Cejun to help the lord."

The old man shook his head and explained: "My family will no longer be an official, but it's okay if you help."

Won't be an official anymore?Zhou Yu quickly understood why this family has so many talents. It’s strange, but they came to Jianye all the way. I think they have some backgrounds. Maybe they were officials of the Han Dynasty. Anjia in the village has never cared about foreign affairs.

This family does have some background, but it is not what Zhou Yu guessed in his mind.

After sending the two away, the girl sat down on a chair and began to untie the belt of her skirt. Seeing this, her elder brother hurriedly rushed forward to hold her down and said, "What's wrong with you? You want to take off your skirt in public?"

"What are you doing? Everyone has gone away." Hearing a ripping sound, the old man tore off half of his white beard and threw it on the table. He rubbed his stiff shoulders and said, "Could it be that pretending to be a son is an addiction?" ? You want to kill me too?"

"I really want to." The elder brother frowned and snorted, as if thinking of something, he sat down angrily, not paying any attention to the old man who instantly became younger, and poured tea for himself without filial piety.

The old man tore off the other half of his beard again, threw it aside, looked at the man who was about to change his skirt, and said, "Your Highness really want to help them?"

"Why not?" The girl turned her head and took off all the clothes on her body, even the little bellyband she was forced to wear inside. The place where her pale skin should have bulged was as flat as a board , there are things that girls shouldn't have.

Just now, the delicate girl turned into a sick boy in seconds. If Sun Ce and Zhou Yu were still there, their eyeballs would probably fall out of fright.

The elder brother who stayed at the side couldn't get enough of his eyesight, so he quickly handed over a hot towel and said, "What if someone comes in after taking it off so clean?!" What should I do if someone sees it!Your Highness your innocence!

"It's not because of the scent on my body. How can I go out if I don't wipe the smell too much." The young man complained, throwing away the clothes in his hand and said: "Everyone is a man, why are you afraid? Besides, why am I pretending to be a girl every time? It's not Fengxian's wife, it's Wen Ruo's daughter, or it's his wife. Feng Xian is also young, so why don't you pretend to be Wen Ruo's wife."

"Pfft." Luckily, he stretched out his hand to cover it quickly, otherwise Xun Yu would have to spit out the tea he just drank, which made the face of His Majesty in front of him.General Lu Brui wears women's clothing, thanks to your Highness, you figured it out, this person looks young and doesn't look like he is going to be in his forties, but... that size is really not suitable, can he wear the girl's clothes?

Lu Bu felt that the worst decision he had ever made in his life was to go out with Mr. Xun. During the journey, he was either pretending to be a groom, a son, or a son-in-law. I love to bury people, but I was bullied by the old along the way.

"Your Highness, let me wipe it for you." Seeing the boy's slightly clumsy movements, Lu Bu couldn't bear to take the wet cloth and carefully wipe the fragrant body.

Lu Bu really doesn't know how Metasequoia's body is recovering, but they will see a doctor whenever they meet a medical clinic along the way, and drink the medicine on time. It looks like it's over.

The wind and the sun along the way came here, and His Highness's body bones have also strengthened a lot. Although the arms are still pinched and soft, the flesh of the legs is very tight, the stomach and waist are soft, and the buttocks are also tight...

"I said, General Lu, are you taking it too seriously?" Lu Bu pinched and kneaded Metasequoia's body. Xun Yu really couldn't stand it. Can His Highness cut off his hand if he is so frivolous?

If it weren't for Xun Yu's presence, Lu Bu might have been able to burn one on Metasequoia's shoulder.

Although he was bullied by Xun Yu every time, but it was the first time he shared the bed with His Highness pretending to be husband and wife, as long as he thought of sleeping with His Royal Highness in his arms every night, everything was worth it, just like a wolf hugging a rabbit, It's too tempting, if you can't control it, you will smell it when His Highness is fast asleep.Then the next day, Master Xun discovered and changed the positions of the costumes.

"Master Xun, hasn't he heard that if you disturb others, you will be kicked by the donkey?" Lu Bula went to the back room with the metasequoia, and found a set of blue clothes for him to change into.

Xun Yu listened to the voice of dressing in the room with his ears upright and said, "I only know that the innocence of the palace is more important."

The author has something to say: Lu Bu: Your Highness is so sweet.

Metasequoia: ...why does Feng Xian have the same hobby as Feng Xiao.

I haven't released Guo Jia for a long time, I miss him so much...

Guo Jia: Do I still have a chance to play?Am I really a CP!It has been hidden in the snow for a long time.The two over there are fighting fiercely, and they are about to raise their guns to go into battle. I am deserted here.

Come to cut is the meaning of the guests.