Professional dismantling of CP[Transmigration Book]

House Fighting Essay Series "Evil Charm and Madness Traveling through the Girl: The Delicate Emperor Does Not Accept Love" ①

"Fuck the system..." Luo Yu's eyes darkened slightly, and he cursed at the system with gritted teeth.

"Congratulations to the player for successfully recovering the memory. Let's start a new strategy for the new world. Please use the most bizarre and invincible means to break up the scumbag couple pairing, and successfully find Xiao Yuan's real body after completing the task every time.

Friendly reminder: Every move of the player is related to the ratings of the game, and the ratings determine the player's task completion. "The long-lost system sound sounded again.

"What's the matter with my ratings??" Luo Yuwei felt that the whole person would never get better in the future!What is this ratings?Could it be that her every move during this period of time has been watched as a TV series?

""Professional Demolition of CP" is a live TV series in 2150. Because the player's feelings for his lover are too persistent, he was selected as the heroine of this show. Because it is a live broadcast, the audience is watching every move of the player. And every move of the player is related to the ratings of the show." The system's voice was still calm, without revealing a big secret at all.

"Damn it!" Luo Yuwei suddenly felt like he couldn't laugh or cry, should he be angry?But she voluntarily participated in this game from the very beginning, and the road in front of her is also heading towards her ultimate goal: resurrecting her lover; should she be happy?Is a person happy when he finds out that his every move is actually just a clown who pleases the audience?

"When will I be able to complete the play, resurrecting A Yuan?"

"After filming 66 episodes, the ratings reached 40.00. More than [-]% of the viewers think that you and your lover are a perfect match, including the two cute main viewers."

"... Nima... Where is my current progress?"

"Chapter 46 is currently being broadcast live, with an audience rating of 1610, and 15.00% of the audience think that you and Xiao Yuan are a perfect match, and there is no cute host."

Luo Yuwei counted with his fingers, and the current situation is still optimistic, so... "So the more sick you are, the more you can win the support of the audience?"

"Yes, the audience's tastes are curious, players please continue to work hard."

"Wow == Let's start the next mission."

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"Boom"

"boom--"

The sky became more and more gloomy, and the thunder kept rising and falling, and the white lightning kept flashing.

"Who is this who crossed the catastrophe and caused such a big battle?" Luo Hao couldn't help being shocked when he looked at the dark cloud-covered sky. Although the earth spirit world generally cultivates immortals, there are only a handful of people who can attract the nine-day profound thunder.

"Hahaha!! Big brother!!" The door was pushed open with a bang, and a strong man ran in with joy overflowing his words, "Big brother!! It's the catastrophe of that evil star!! Hahahahaha!!"

Luo Hao couldn't help gasping when he heard the word 'evil star', he stared at the man in disbelief and shouted, "Kang Sheng, are you telling the truth? It's really...the... ?”

"Brother, don't worry, it's really Luo Yuwei's evil star, it's really her catastrophe, I saw it with my own eyes!"

Luo Hao froze on the spot in disbelief as if he had heard the sounds of nature. It took him a while to laugh out loud, "300 years! I've been waiting for 300 years and this evil star is finally leaving!!!" He said with a voice They all choked up, "I think that if she doesn't leave, she will take her wife and children to hide in the horizon for a while. This life is really not for people. Fortunately, God is open!"

"Yes, yes! This evil star will ascend immediately after passing the catastrophe, and the earth and spirit world will return to its previous peace." Kang Sheng is also very emotional, Luo Yuwei's female devil is only 300 years old. Years, actually going to soar.However, no one in the entire earth and spirit world is jealous of her speed. On the contrary, everyone is looking forward to her ascension as soon as possible, so that everyone can escape from the sea of ​​suffering.

"Not good!" Luo Hao immediately remembered Kang Sheng's words, "What if she can't survive the catastrophe?"

Kang Sheng frowned, "The female devil is so vicious, if she can't make it through, she will be wiped out by the ashes and smoke struck by the Nine Heavens Profound Lightning, right?"

"...There is another possibility. After she fails to cross the catastrophe, she stays in the earth spirit world and continues to practice..." This idea made Luo Hao and Kang Sheng tremble instantly. If this is true, the future may really be a hell on earth.

"Brother...how about we take advantage of her crossing the catastrophe..." Kang Sheng made a gesture of wiping his neck.

"Stupid!" Luo Hao slapped him on the head fiercely and scolded, "Have you forgotten the lessons learned by the Bai family?!"

The word "Baijia" immediately reminded Kang Sheng of some not-so-good memories. It was a tragedy that happened 100 years ago when Luo Yuwei's master, the number one female devil in the earth spirit world, ascended.

Luo Yuwei's master He Yu is a loose cultivator, but he is domineering and arrogant to protect his weaknesses, but because of his strong force value, everyone dares to be angry and dare not speak out, so the bullied family headed by the Bai family united to attack He Yu on the day of He Yu's ascent. .

Hehe, from this matter, we can see which aristocratic families are thinking with their butts.He Kui was not affected at all, and survived the catastrophe peacefully, but...her apprentice Luo Yuwei became famous in the First World War. Since then, people have mentioned that Luo Yuwei is no longer the little witch who helped He Kui's subordinates, It's that terrible... Sha, Xing.

At that time, Kang Sheng was just a little monk in the foundation building period, but he was fortunate enough to watch the ascension of the big devil He Yu.

The Tianlei that day was quite similar to today. He Qian, who had crossed the tribulation, stood proudly under the Nine Heavens Profound Thunder, and turned the Tianlei's attack into nothing with every gesture.At that time, Luo Yuwei was sitting on the side nibbling snacks heartlessly, occasionally making sounds like "Come on", which was really perfunctory.

But when the Bai family launched an attack, Kang Sheng saw with his own eyes that Luo Yuwei knocked everyone down with lightning speed, and then wiped out the dantians of the attackers one by one, leaving a group of people behind. The earth lingers on its last breath without any cultivation base or even the power of the past that is not as good as ordinary people.

But this is far from over, Luo Yuwei's cruelty lies in the fact that she has no room for mercy.So the next day, all the men of the Bai family opened their eyes and found that they had become women, and they were also their immediate family members; and the women of the Bai family who were originally vassals opened their eyes and found that they had become their husbands /brother/uncle etc.

Sexual transformation... What a vicious method!What a profound cultivation!

Since then, people have kept silent when mentioning Luo Yuwei, for fear of being played to death by evil stars.You ask the Bai family?Hehe, after that, the Bai family became prosperous. Women who had been oppressed before used their current male bodies to lock their former husbands and current women in the room day and night*, trying to make them feel happy every year. Give birth to a cub and experience the pleasure of being a woman from the Bai family.

Thinking of those past events, Kang Sheng suddenly felt that his previous suggestion was really stupid!

Luo Yuwei doesn't care what other people think, she finally survived in the earth and spirit world for 300 years and finally survived the catastrophe, she couldn't be more excited_(:з」∠)_

The little bitch in the system actually threw her in the earth and spirit world in order to increase the ratings, and said that she would not be able to enter the customs clearance world unless she survived the catastrophe, and then pretended to be dead.

Feeling the crispness of the thunder strike, Luo Yu stretched slightly and yawned, "Okay, let me ascend quickly."

Onlooker A: ... so *

Onlooker B: A, you are new here, this one who has been so *…

Onlooker A: Yes, I just came from the horizon, what is the name of Brother B?

Onlooker B: You call me Big Brother B, what else do you want to call me? ==

Regardless of the messy onlookers in the wind, even Tianlei was stunned by Luo Yuwei's hanging and blasting the sky. After finally gathering a mysterious thunder thicker than a bucket, it just hangs in mid-air, and it is not impossible to chop it. Neither is chopping.

Luo Yuwei is dissatisfied, what the hell is wrong with you after finally ascending?

"Fuck! Whether to chop or not, are you a man who grinds so hard?"

Tianlei is also lying, as the last test of the monk's ascension, this old man has always been cool, handsome and domineering, anyone who doesn't know him will change color!It was the first time for a monk who had hacked for so many years to see such a **** guy. Thinking of his uncle, he was so angry that he gathered all his strength to stand up and struck down fiercely with the thickest thunderbolt, "Boom!!"

The top-quality lightning protection clothing on Luo Yuwei's body was split into coke in an instant, "...Fuck!"