Professional dismantling of CP[Transmigration Book]

Xiao Yuan: I caught Yuwei's weakness

Luo Yuwei is a two-dimensional dead house, surfing Weibo, playing QQ, visiting forums, and mixing in various circles.

That year she happened to be obsessed with a game, Sword Sweeping the World.Hanging plug-ins all the way to kill various bosses in seconds, rushing to the final villain River God and killing him three times in seconds.

And then...then her natal heroine, Zhao Qing, also died, and Luo Yu fainted from crying in the toilet.

After finally slowing down, she kicked the buttons of Amway's good friend who played games.

Luo Yuwei: Get out, get out, I won't kill you!

The river god is under me: what are you doing?

Luo Yu smiled angrily, "Why do you still ask me? Why didn't you tell me when I went to play swords and sweep the world, the ending is BE, peat!!!"

Kou Kou was silent for 1 minute, and then... Luo Yuwei saw her good friend's profile picture grayed out, and Kou Kou's signature was changed to: I cheated my friend, and I went to collect debts and take shelter!

Nima, come out and let me beat you to death! ! !Luo Yu went berserk.

The good friend ran away, but Luo Yuwei has completely fallen in love with sword sweeping the world since then.He hangs around in this circle all day long, chasing all kinds of fanfiction, just to make up for the regret of his own death.

Originally this was a good thing, but a turning point of fate appeared.

That day when Luo Yuwei came home from school and opened Weibo, the little friends in the sword sweeping circle started fighting with someone!

Luo Yu clicked on the group and asked: What happened to Weibo?Why is it so lively when I don't play for half a day?

Momoju: ...don't mention it.

Luo Yu is gearing up: Why didn't you mention it?Our family is being bullied so badly, I have to help out!

Yuncheng: Well, help P, we are wrong this time.

ah?Luo Yu was slightly confused, what did her little friend do?

Momoju: A brain-damaged loli came out of our circle, and changed the name of the protagonist of the original article written by an author of 123 Romance.

Yuncheng: Yes, the attacker is called Qiande, and the receiver is called Sancai. He changed it to Zhao Qing and Heshen, and said it was Jiansao Tongrenwen.

Momoju: SO....I was approached by the author and fans of this article.

Luo Yuwei was even more confused: I... I have a little indigestion, wait for me to sum it up

System: Zuixi joins this group

The above message was gorgeously ignored by her.

Luo Yuwei: First, this Gong must be the author's own, and I picked it up by comparing the name with Gong Yi.

Luo Yuwei: Second, there is a brain-damaged loli in our family who has done something as vile as a stick fan!

Luo Yuwei: Third, we are now beating up for nothing...

There was silence in the group, Luo Yu chewed slightly, it was because everyone was impressed by her reasoning ability, the next moment...

Drunk: hehe

Luo Yuwei: Huh?

Zui Xi: First of all, I want to tell you that both Shou and Gong are my own.As for the ugly name you said, in the five-character dissection method: the three talents in the five-character are the general names of the five-character Zhongtian, personality, and earth.The so-called three talents, that is, genius, talent, and local talent, are respectively the configuration and combination of Tiange, Personality, and Geographical Mathematics, reflecting the comprehensive internal fortune.

Zuixi: People can be ignorant, but please don't take ignorance as a capital to show off, thank you.

Luo Yuwei's conditioned retort: ​​Your breasts are too small, don't talk!

Zuixi: .....I have E, can I talk?

Luo Yu slightly lowered her head and looked at her chest, whether she is a C or a D! !Although this quilt is not small among high school students, but compared with the guy who called himself E, she exploded in an instant!

Luo Yuwei: Joining gangsters and discussing such a topic, you are a wretched man!

Zui Xi choked for a moment while sitting in front of the computer, her face flushed with anger, she was not good at arguing with others, even through the screen she could easily blush.

Zui Xi: Isn't it you who brought up this topic?

"I'll take over when I mention you? I'll let you die, will you go or not!" Saying this, I suddenly remembered what was wrong: Who are you the author? ? ?

The corner of Zui Xi's mouth twitched slightly, he didn't expect the other party to have such a strong reflex arc: Yes, I am the author who was plagiarized by you and changed the name of the protagonist, Zui Xi.

Luo Yuwei: I wiped out all the enemies, why didn't anyone say hello?

The leader of the group, Mantou, quietly raised his head: I invited the person in...

Luo Yuwei:......

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The follow-up of that incident was that Jian Sao Group finally got the author's forgiveness after negotiation. It seemed like a perfect result, but there was still one person who was happy, and that person was naturally Luo Yuwei.

Luo Yuwei couldn't help but shudder every time she thought of being publicly ridiculed, and finally one day she came up with a clever plan!

Pretend to be a reader and get close to Zuixi, then gain her trust and tap her dark spot!Hum

With such a great goal in mind, Luo Yuwei went to 123 Romance and registered an account, found Zuixi's collections and comments, and interacted with Zuixi every day.

In this way, until the end of the book, Luo Yuwei's trumpet has become a recognized fan of the drunk.So she opened the trumpet that she had kept for a long time, and added a drunken button.

Having successfully gained Zuixi's trust, Luo Yu laughed wildly, hahahahaha victory is just around the corner!

Luo Yuwei: I saw you when I was drunk! ! QAQ what a da!Heart: Hehehehe, little bastard, let me take the trick!

Zuixi: Sister, you finally came to hook me up QAQ so happy!Heart: QAAAAAAQ was hooked up by a soft girl, so shy and happy [blushing]

This kind of harmonious and friendly atmosphere made Luo Yuwei almost blissfully blissful. Apart from leaving messages for Zui Xi in the book review area and writing long comments every day, the rest of her life is chatting with Zui Xi on QQ. Don't be too carefree.

But the good times don't last long... One day, Luo Yuwei's good friend sent a text message asking her if she has been messing around with the sword recently.

At that moment, Luo Yuwei felt that she had been struck by lightning, and it was her beautiful face that was struck by lightning, forcibly disfiguring a face!

Didn't I wipe me to get revenge on Zuixi? ?What rhythm am I doing now? ? ?Peat, what's going on, rub! !Luo Yuwei continued to go on a rampage.....

After finally waking up, Luo Yuwei made up her mind to take revenge on Zuixi!Although her heart is divided into two, one is shouting: Don't hurt my cute drunkenness; the other is roaring: That bastard laughed at me so much back then, I can't let her go! ! !

Luo Yu opened the button slightly, and knocked Zuixi: Zuizui~~~ What is your phone number?

Zui Xi: Huh?Cover your face and ask this! [Heart: Alas, this kind of question is asked so quickly, should I give it or not!

After thinking for 30 seconds, Zui Xi still couldn’t hold back the expectation in her heart: Well, let me tell you, 1872837xxxx

Luo Yu sneered slightly, wait for me, I'm going to humiliate you severely on the phone today!

She picked up the phone and quickly dialed it, with two beeps, a sweet and shy voice came from the other end of the phone, "Hello, is this Wei Wei?"

At that moment, Luo Yuwei felt that there were pink bubbles running in front of her eyes, and a child with a bare butt and wings took out a bow and arrow and shot at her.

Luo Yuwei: I~love~love~now~drunk~drunk~you~good~yes~love~love~love~love~love~love~love~

Luo Yuwei has a weakness: she is a voice controller, this is really a sad story. 【Candle】