Could it be that the general has a crush on me
Chapter 1 Soul Swap
"Ahhhhh!!"
In the early morning, a tragic cry suddenly came from the general's mansion, and the maids and servants gathered outside the door in fright, asking the general what happened.
"General, don't scare the old slave, but what's wrong? Do you need to invite a doctor back?"
Uncle Yang, the housekeeper, repeated this sentence countless times, but their general just stared at the mirror in a daze, as if he had suddenly become stupid.
I don't know how long it took, Zhuo Ling finally came back to his senses, and angrily said to the group of people: "Get out of here!" He blasted them out of the room in one breath, and then slammed the door shut.
God, who will tell him why his face has turned into that bastard Qi Yunshuo's?No, not only the face, but also the body, voice, and the surrounding environment.
"Dream, dream, this must be a dream!"
Zhuo Ling couldn't help pinching his thigh, he gasped in pain because he hit too hard, it hurts, isn't this just a dream?
This is impossible, didn't he sleep well in the East Palace last night?How could he come to the General's Mansion and become Qi Yunshuo after waking up?
More importantly, it's not good to become someone, why do you have to become this bastard?Is it because he scolded Qi Yunshuo secretly in the East Palace every day, so now he is getting retribution?
"General, general, are you alright?"
The group of people at the door were still anxiously asking, Zhuo Ling broke down and said: "How many times have I said that I am not your general!"
After burning incense, the neatly dressed Zhuo Ling opened the door with a look of lovelessness, and said to the butler, "You don't need to prepare breakfast for me, I'm going to the palace."
"General, you will get an official uniform in the morning."
Zhuo Ling paused, he completely forgot what happened in the early court, struggled for a while, and finally went back to his room and changed into his official uniform.
After changing into his official uniform, he entered the palace. Many officials had already gathered in the hall. Zhuo Ling ignored those saluting people along the way and hurried in, but when he saw "myself" standing not far away, he almost staggered. Lie directly on the ground.
The surrounding officials all looked towards him, he patted the official robe, then pretended to be calm and walked forward, thinking in his heart that if he had become Qi Yunshuo, then the person who stood there and dominated his original body now , could it be Qi Yunshuo?
He wanted to go forward to ask for clarification, but the emperor came at this time, so he had no choice but to suppress the many doubts in his heart and get through the morning court first.
After finally surviving the early morning, he ran out of the main hall first and waited aside. When he saw his body coming out, he waved quickly, and then he had to sigh in his heart: This feeling of watching himself walking towards himself is really very subtle ah!
"Are you... Qi?"
Zhuo Ling asked in a low voice, but because he was not sure, he didn't dare to ask too clearly. After asking, he saw the other party raised his eyebrows and said, "What kind of riddle is General Qi playing? Why can't the prince understand?"
Zhuo Ling was shocked: "You, aren't you Qi Yunshuo?"
"General Qi shouted his name to the prince, didn't he feel sleepy?"
Zhuo Ling's face turned extremely ugly, what's going on?His soul is in Qi Yunshuo's body, but isn't Qi Yunshuo's soul in his own body?
Then whose soul is in his body now?Could it be that his soul has split into several?
"What is the general muttering about?"
Zhuo Ling raised his head and glared at him, only to find that there was an obvious playful look in his eyes. Looking at the expression again, it was as if he was the Qi Yunshuo he hated the most before!
"Damn, Qi Yunshuo, you dare to play me?!"
The voice of this sentence was a bit loud, and everyone around looked at them, Zhuo Ling also realized that he seemed to be a little too excited, but how calm he is now under such a situation!
Seeing that he had almost teased people, Qi Yunshuo admitted kindly, "I am..."
Seeing that he admitted it, Zhuo Ling thought that he really switched bodies with Qi Yunshuo?But what the hell is going on?
"Qi Yunshuo, let me ask you..." Zhuo Ling wanted to ask clearly, but Qi Yunshuo gave him a wink, and only then did he realize that the officials around him were still looking at them.
That's right, two people who were originally incompatible with each other suddenly got together and whispered together, which would definitely attract a lot of probing eyes.
"Go to the East Palace and talk."
After Zhuo Ling finished speaking, he walked towards the East Palace, but he was stopped by the guards as soon as he reached the gate of the East Palace.
"Presumptuous, Prince Lian..."
"General Qi, why are you so angry?"
Zhuo Ling was stunned for a moment, then turned to look at Qi Yunshuo who was asking the question, only then remembered that he had switched bodies with Qi Yunshuo now, so those guards thought he was Qi Yunshuo, so they would naturally stop him.
"Um, His Royal Highness, I... I have something I want to discuss with you."
"Come with me."
Qi Yunshuo walked in front, so no one would stop him, Zhuo Ling followed angrily, obviously going back to his own place, but now he became an outsider.
After entering the inner hall and holding back all the eunuchs and maids, Zhuo Ling finally couldn't help asking: "Qi Yunshuo, what's going on? Why did the prince suddenly become you when he woke up? Became me?"
"I think this is probably the rumored soul swap."
"Soul exchange? But why did the two of us exchange?"
Qi Yunshuo spread his hands and said, "You ask me, who should I ask?"
Zhuo Ling wanted to swear, but he knew in his heart that now was not the time to swear. He walked up and down a little irritably, and finally decided: "This is not going to work, I have to find a way to change it back, you bastard, why are you still drinking tea? Don't hurry up and think of a way!"
"Your Highness, why are you so angry, maybe it was just an accident, and you'll be back to normal when you wake up tomorrow morning?"
"you sure?"
"I'm not sure, but right now I can only hope so much. Does His Highness have a better way?"
Zhuo Ling was speechless, he really couldn't help it, he had only heard that the soul of a person can leave his body before, but he had never encountered it.
"It's best to change it back tomorrow morning, otherwise, I will destroy your body!"
"Your Highness, your soul is now attached to my body. If you destroy your body, aren't you afraid that your soul will fly away?"
Zhuo Ling was stunned for a moment, and tangled up: "I destroyed your body, so I returned to my own body? Why did you lose your mind?"
Qi Yunshuo looked indifferent: "Then just try."
Zhuo Ling was angry, but he didn't dare to try it lightly. If he really lost his mind, wouldn't he be at a disadvantage.
But thinking of Qi Yunshuo's soul controlling his body, it was as if he had swallowed a live fly.
Qi Yunshuo took a sip of tea, then looked up at the angry Zhuo Ling, hooked his mouth slightly, and said, "Tsk, it's pretty cute——"
Zhuo Ling instantly turned his face to look at him, only to see his eyes sizing up his body unscrupulously, and he immediately frowned: "Bastard, don't look at me with that disgusting look!"
Qi Yunshuo looked innocent: "Your Highness, can I look at my own body? That's fine, I will look at yours." He lowered his head, and then reached out to lift his collar.
"Stop!" Zhuo Ling stepped forward and grabbed his hand, and warned viciously: "Qi Yunshuo, I'm warning you, don't look at it and don't touch it, otherwise I'll goug your eyes and chop off your hands!"
"Oh, Your Highness, you don't let me see my own, and you don't let me see yours, so what do you want me to see?"
"Do you have nothing to see except your body?!"
Qi Yunshuo showed an expression that he really couldn't help you, nodded and said: "Okay, if you don't look at it, don't look at it, but Your Highness, what should I do if I want to take a bath?"
"No! Xu! Mu! Bath!"
"It's June now, and the weather is so hot. If you don't take a bath, you will stink. Could it be possible that His Highness is thinking that there are rumors in the palace that the Prince of Lan doesn't like to take a bath and his body stinks?"
Zhuo Ling gritted his teeth: "Just don't wash it overnight, how could it stink!"
"Then what if you haven't changed it back tomorrow? Your Highness doesn't care about your reputation, and the humble minister will save face. If you haven't recovered tomorrow, Your Highness remember to clean up the humble minister.
Of course, if His Highness can't do it, the minister can wash it himself, or if we wash each other, it's equivalent to washing our own bodies, how about it? "
Zhuo Ling imagined such a scene in his mind, his face flushed immediately, and the hand holding Qi Yunshuo trembled a little, he didn't know whether it was from anger or shame.
"Your Highness, we are all men, so it doesn't matter if we take a bath together?"
"Wash your sister!"
"Weichen doesn't have a younger sister, so His Highness can wash Weichen directly."
"This prince is not in the mood to wash away the person he hates the most!"
"Is that so..." Qi Yunshuo's eyes dimmed, Zhuo Ling let go of his hands and took a few steps back, trying to calm down before saying: "In short, you are not allowed to take a bath until you get back. The prince will go back to his room to sleep now." , it's best to wake up and everything will return to normal!"
As he spoke, he walked towards the bedroom, Qi Yunshuo said leisurely: "Tsk, where is General Qi going? I don't mind sleeping together, but does Your Highness want to sleep with the person I hate the most?"
Zhuo Ling stopped, clenched his fists, reluctantly left the East Palace and went to the General's Mansion, hearing those eunuchs and guards call him General Qi along the way, he really wanted to go crazy.
Angrily returning to the General's Mansion, Uncle Yang came up to him and asked, "How does the General feel?"
"fine."
"That's good. By the way, a group of servant girls in the mansion have reached their age and are ready to leave the mansion to get married, so the old slave picked a new group to come back."
"You decide on these things..." Zhuo Ling stopped talking at this point, he thought for a while, since he can change back tomorrow morning, why not take this opportunity to clean up Qi Yunshuo?Who made that bastard so angry with him in the East Palace just now!
He smiled treacherously, and said to Uncle Yang, "Where are those maids? Take me to see."
"Yes……"
Uncle Yang brought Zhuo Ling to the front hall, Zhuo Ling walked in and sat down, and after a while, a group of maidservants came in, all of them were pretty, standing in a row was really pleasing to the eye.
Hehe, that bastard Qi Yunshuo really knows how to enjoy it!
"The servant has seen the general."
The group of maids saluted respectfully, Uncle Yang saw Zhuo Ling's displeasure, and asked, "General, what's the problem?"
"Originally there was no problem, but think about it, if such a group of beautiful girls are working in the mansion, if it gets out, then others will talk about this general's greed for sex, what should I do?"
"This..." Uncle Yang was stunned, he hadn't thought about these questions at all, besides, the general had never asked about servants before.
"What is this, change it quickly."
"What kind of replacement?"
"The general will choose it himself."
Zhuo Ling got up and looked at Uncle Yang, Uncle Yang hurriedly walked ahead, took the group of maids out by the way, and then went outside with Zhuo Ling, watching Zhuo Ling buy a group of unattractive-looking maids and come back.
Uncle Yang felt that there seemed to be something wrong with his general since the morning. Not only did his temperament change drastically, but his taste also changed so much, it was like a different person!
"Arrange a few new servant girls to wait for me to wash up tomorrow morning."
Before going to bed at night, Zhuo Ling ordered so, and then lay happily on the bed, thinking that when that guy Qi Yunshuo woke up tomorrow morning, he would be scared to death.
All the people in the imperial city knew that he and Qi Yunshuo were at odds, and maybe God also knew this, so they exchanged their souls for a day, so that he could play Qi Yunshuo well——
Thinking about it this way, today's experience doesn't seem to be as bad as I thought before, but it's a pity that I can't appreciate that bastard's frightened shit tomorrow, which is really a pity.
In the early morning, a tragic cry suddenly came from the general's mansion, and the maids and servants gathered outside the door in fright, asking the general what happened.
"General, don't scare the old slave, but what's wrong? Do you need to invite a doctor back?"
Uncle Yang, the housekeeper, repeated this sentence countless times, but their general just stared at the mirror in a daze, as if he had suddenly become stupid.
I don't know how long it took, Zhuo Ling finally came back to his senses, and angrily said to the group of people: "Get out of here!" He blasted them out of the room in one breath, and then slammed the door shut.
God, who will tell him why his face has turned into that bastard Qi Yunshuo's?No, not only the face, but also the body, voice, and the surrounding environment.
"Dream, dream, this must be a dream!"
Zhuo Ling couldn't help pinching his thigh, he gasped in pain because he hit too hard, it hurts, isn't this just a dream?
This is impossible, didn't he sleep well in the East Palace last night?How could he come to the General's Mansion and become Qi Yunshuo after waking up?
More importantly, it's not good to become someone, why do you have to become this bastard?Is it because he scolded Qi Yunshuo secretly in the East Palace every day, so now he is getting retribution?
"General, general, are you alright?"
The group of people at the door were still anxiously asking, Zhuo Ling broke down and said: "How many times have I said that I am not your general!"
After burning incense, the neatly dressed Zhuo Ling opened the door with a look of lovelessness, and said to the butler, "You don't need to prepare breakfast for me, I'm going to the palace."
"General, you will get an official uniform in the morning."
Zhuo Ling paused, he completely forgot what happened in the early court, struggled for a while, and finally went back to his room and changed into his official uniform.
After changing into his official uniform, he entered the palace. Many officials had already gathered in the hall. Zhuo Ling ignored those saluting people along the way and hurried in, but when he saw "myself" standing not far away, he almost staggered. Lie directly on the ground.
The surrounding officials all looked towards him, he patted the official robe, then pretended to be calm and walked forward, thinking in his heart that if he had become Qi Yunshuo, then the person who stood there and dominated his original body now , could it be Qi Yunshuo?
He wanted to go forward to ask for clarification, but the emperor came at this time, so he had no choice but to suppress the many doubts in his heart and get through the morning court first.
After finally surviving the early morning, he ran out of the main hall first and waited aside. When he saw his body coming out, he waved quickly, and then he had to sigh in his heart: This feeling of watching himself walking towards himself is really very subtle ah!
"Are you... Qi?"
Zhuo Ling asked in a low voice, but because he was not sure, he didn't dare to ask too clearly. After asking, he saw the other party raised his eyebrows and said, "What kind of riddle is General Qi playing? Why can't the prince understand?"
Zhuo Ling was shocked: "You, aren't you Qi Yunshuo?"
"General Qi shouted his name to the prince, didn't he feel sleepy?"
Zhuo Ling's face turned extremely ugly, what's going on?His soul is in Qi Yunshuo's body, but isn't Qi Yunshuo's soul in his own body?
Then whose soul is in his body now?Could it be that his soul has split into several?
"What is the general muttering about?"
Zhuo Ling raised his head and glared at him, only to find that there was an obvious playful look in his eyes. Looking at the expression again, it was as if he was the Qi Yunshuo he hated the most before!
"Damn, Qi Yunshuo, you dare to play me?!"
The voice of this sentence was a bit loud, and everyone around looked at them, Zhuo Ling also realized that he seemed to be a little too excited, but how calm he is now under such a situation!
Seeing that he had almost teased people, Qi Yunshuo admitted kindly, "I am..."
Seeing that he admitted it, Zhuo Ling thought that he really switched bodies with Qi Yunshuo?But what the hell is going on?
"Qi Yunshuo, let me ask you..." Zhuo Ling wanted to ask clearly, but Qi Yunshuo gave him a wink, and only then did he realize that the officials around him were still looking at them.
That's right, two people who were originally incompatible with each other suddenly got together and whispered together, which would definitely attract a lot of probing eyes.
"Go to the East Palace and talk."
After Zhuo Ling finished speaking, he walked towards the East Palace, but he was stopped by the guards as soon as he reached the gate of the East Palace.
"Presumptuous, Prince Lian..."
"General Qi, why are you so angry?"
Zhuo Ling was stunned for a moment, then turned to look at Qi Yunshuo who was asking the question, only then remembered that he had switched bodies with Qi Yunshuo now, so those guards thought he was Qi Yunshuo, so they would naturally stop him.
"Um, His Royal Highness, I... I have something I want to discuss with you."
"Come with me."
Qi Yunshuo walked in front, so no one would stop him, Zhuo Ling followed angrily, obviously going back to his own place, but now he became an outsider.
After entering the inner hall and holding back all the eunuchs and maids, Zhuo Ling finally couldn't help asking: "Qi Yunshuo, what's going on? Why did the prince suddenly become you when he woke up? Became me?"
"I think this is probably the rumored soul swap."
"Soul exchange? But why did the two of us exchange?"
Qi Yunshuo spread his hands and said, "You ask me, who should I ask?"
Zhuo Ling wanted to swear, but he knew in his heart that now was not the time to swear. He walked up and down a little irritably, and finally decided: "This is not going to work, I have to find a way to change it back, you bastard, why are you still drinking tea? Don't hurry up and think of a way!"
"Your Highness, why are you so angry, maybe it was just an accident, and you'll be back to normal when you wake up tomorrow morning?"
"you sure?"
"I'm not sure, but right now I can only hope so much. Does His Highness have a better way?"
Zhuo Ling was speechless, he really couldn't help it, he had only heard that the soul of a person can leave his body before, but he had never encountered it.
"It's best to change it back tomorrow morning, otherwise, I will destroy your body!"
"Your Highness, your soul is now attached to my body. If you destroy your body, aren't you afraid that your soul will fly away?"
Zhuo Ling was stunned for a moment, and tangled up: "I destroyed your body, so I returned to my own body? Why did you lose your mind?"
Qi Yunshuo looked indifferent: "Then just try."
Zhuo Ling was angry, but he didn't dare to try it lightly. If he really lost his mind, wouldn't he be at a disadvantage.
But thinking of Qi Yunshuo's soul controlling his body, it was as if he had swallowed a live fly.
Qi Yunshuo took a sip of tea, then looked up at the angry Zhuo Ling, hooked his mouth slightly, and said, "Tsk, it's pretty cute——"
Zhuo Ling instantly turned his face to look at him, only to see his eyes sizing up his body unscrupulously, and he immediately frowned: "Bastard, don't look at me with that disgusting look!"
Qi Yunshuo looked innocent: "Your Highness, can I look at my own body? That's fine, I will look at yours." He lowered his head, and then reached out to lift his collar.
"Stop!" Zhuo Ling stepped forward and grabbed his hand, and warned viciously: "Qi Yunshuo, I'm warning you, don't look at it and don't touch it, otherwise I'll goug your eyes and chop off your hands!"
"Oh, Your Highness, you don't let me see my own, and you don't let me see yours, so what do you want me to see?"
"Do you have nothing to see except your body?!"
Qi Yunshuo showed an expression that he really couldn't help you, nodded and said: "Okay, if you don't look at it, don't look at it, but Your Highness, what should I do if I want to take a bath?"
"No! Xu! Mu! Bath!"
"It's June now, and the weather is so hot. If you don't take a bath, you will stink. Could it be possible that His Highness is thinking that there are rumors in the palace that the Prince of Lan doesn't like to take a bath and his body stinks?"
Zhuo Ling gritted his teeth: "Just don't wash it overnight, how could it stink!"
"Then what if you haven't changed it back tomorrow? Your Highness doesn't care about your reputation, and the humble minister will save face. If you haven't recovered tomorrow, Your Highness remember to clean up the humble minister.
Of course, if His Highness can't do it, the minister can wash it himself, or if we wash each other, it's equivalent to washing our own bodies, how about it? "
Zhuo Ling imagined such a scene in his mind, his face flushed immediately, and the hand holding Qi Yunshuo trembled a little, he didn't know whether it was from anger or shame.
"Your Highness, we are all men, so it doesn't matter if we take a bath together?"
"Wash your sister!"
"Weichen doesn't have a younger sister, so His Highness can wash Weichen directly."
"This prince is not in the mood to wash away the person he hates the most!"
"Is that so..." Qi Yunshuo's eyes dimmed, Zhuo Ling let go of his hands and took a few steps back, trying to calm down before saying: "In short, you are not allowed to take a bath until you get back. The prince will go back to his room to sleep now." , it's best to wake up and everything will return to normal!"
As he spoke, he walked towards the bedroom, Qi Yunshuo said leisurely: "Tsk, where is General Qi going? I don't mind sleeping together, but does Your Highness want to sleep with the person I hate the most?"
Zhuo Ling stopped, clenched his fists, reluctantly left the East Palace and went to the General's Mansion, hearing those eunuchs and guards call him General Qi along the way, he really wanted to go crazy.
Angrily returning to the General's Mansion, Uncle Yang came up to him and asked, "How does the General feel?"
"fine."
"That's good. By the way, a group of servant girls in the mansion have reached their age and are ready to leave the mansion to get married, so the old slave picked a new group to come back."
"You decide on these things..." Zhuo Ling stopped talking at this point, he thought for a while, since he can change back tomorrow morning, why not take this opportunity to clean up Qi Yunshuo?Who made that bastard so angry with him in the East Palace just now!
He smiled treacherously, and said to Uncle Yang, "Where are those maids? Take me to see."
"Yes……"
Uncle Yang brought Zhuo Ling to the front hall, Zhuo Ling walked in and sat down, and after a while, a group of maidservants came in, all of them were pretty, standing in a row was really pleasing to the eye.
Hehe, that bastard Qi Yunshuo really knows how to enjoy it!
"The servant has seen the general."
The group of maids saluted respectfully, Uncle Yang saw Zhuo Ling's displeasure, and asked, "General, what's the problem?"
"Originally there was no problem, but think about it, if such a group of beautiful girls are working in the mansion, if it gets out, then others will talk about this general's greed for sex, what should I do?"
"This..." Uncle Yang was stunned, he hadn't thought about these questions at all, besides, the general had never asked about servants before.
"What is this, change it quickly."
"What kind of replacement?"
"The general will choose it himself."
Zhuo Ling got up and looked at Uncle Yang, Uncle Yang hurriedly walked ahead, took the group of maids out by the way, and then went outside with Zhuo Ling, watching Zhuo Ling buy a group of unattractive-looking maids and come back.
Uncle Yang felt that there seemed to be something wrong with his general since the morning. Not only did his temperament change drastically, but his taste also changed so much, it was like a different person!
"Arrange a few new servant girls to wait for me to wash up tomorrow morning."
Before going to bed at night, Zhuo Ling ordered so, and then lay happily on the bed, thinking that when that guy Qi Yunshuo woke up tomorrow morning, he would be scared to death.
All the people in the imperial city knew that he and Qi Yunshuo were at odds, and maybe God also knew this, so they exchanged their souls for a day, so that he could play Qi Yunshuo well——
Thinking about it this way, today's experience doesn't seem to be as bad as I thought before, but it's a pity that I can't appreciate that bastard's frightened shit tomorrow, which is really a pity.
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