Is it wrong to not want to use your brain?

Osamu Dazai sipped on the brown sugar Bobo milk tea with three-point sugar, while chewing on the boba he sucked up, while observing the dark blue-haired boy sitting opposite him, he vaguely remembered that the other party mentioned that he was a sweetie during the previous chat.

He asked casually, "Wrong delivery?"

Yue Jianli Hongying admitted without hesitation: "Well, you are really smart."

"Wow—I got it right." Osamu Dazai exaggeratedly wiped away tears that didn't exist, "I thought you specially bought me a drink."

"Be content, Chuya and my partner didn't drink it twice, but you got it the first time."

As soon as he heard a name, Osamu Dazai immediately showed a disgusted expression: "Why do I have to compare with that slug?"

"Slug?" A certain soft creature and Zhongya Chuya appeared in Yuejian Rihongying's mind at the same time, and it was difficult to connect the two together for a while, "Do you hate Chuya?"

"I feel like throwing up when I hear his name." Osamu Dazai put his hand in front of his mouth and made a retching movement, accompanied by a realistic voice, as if he was going to hold a trash can to help him in the next second , "When I think about seeing that face often in the port Mafia in the future, I feel that there is no hope for a meaningless life."

— Here it comes again.

Yuejianli Hongying thought helplessly.

He is used to the sad words that Osamu Dazai pops up from time to time. Before this guy was pulling him to talk about suicide methods on the Internet every day.

Hongying Yuejian was afraid that she would be labeled as "abetting suicide" by accident, which would lead to being officially banned, so every time she advised Osamu Dazai not to commit suicide in a very targeted manner. The specific method of death was discussed in detail, which can be said to be the right medicine to dispel it The other party's thoughts.

He felt that it was not an exaggeration to call himself an emotional consultant or a psychological counselor.

As for Osamu Dazai, he felt that Hong Ying in Tsukimi was like a walking stick. Whenever he proposed a new way of death with great interest, he would be rejected by the other party's tricky angle.

such as--

[Above the Nine Heavens: I don't suggest you choose to jump off a building, don't you feel like a bird poop that exploded after falling from a high altitude? 】

Another example--

[Above the Nine Heavens: If you jump into the river and drown, you will become a water monkey. 】

Osamu Dazai: ...

It's all fucking nonsense, but it seems to make sense.

However, instead of restraining himself, Dazai Osamu put forward more ways to die, but most of them were not considered by him. He just wanted to see what nonsense the other party could reply.

This netizen's brain circuit is quite interesting, and it can add some short-term pleasure to his life, which is so boring that he wants to end it immediately.

Back to the topic——

Yuejian Rihongying propped her chin and tilted her head slightly: "Does Zhong also hate you?"

Although Nakahara Chuya was worried that he was being played by Osamu Dazai before, but he didn't think about it conveniently. After all, such doubts were not unreasonable.

Osamu Dazai rolled his eyes angrily: "Of course."

"You two are really on the same page."

"Ugh." Dazai Osamu's expression was as wonderful as swallowing a slug in an instant, and he almost spit out the boba in his mouth, the reaction was very exaggerated.

"Since you two hate each other, you have to strive to outlive him, otherwise even if he frantically takes a video of beer pouring on your grave, you are all dead, and there is no way to stop him." Yue Jianli Hong Ying paused, "Unless you become a water monkey."

The corner of Dazai Osamu's mouth twitched, he didn't expect that there was a callback waiting for him: "I don't know that kind of green monster with a saucer on its head and a turtle shell on its back."

Yuejianli Hongying corrected: "That's a kappa, it's different."

"...you know really well." Osamu Dazai was not interested in the difference between a kappa and a water monkey, he sighed with interest, "Come on, let's talk about Mr. Mori stuffing you out of bad fun Give me the task."

He murmured, "Don't bother me," and then asked a question that even Mori Ogai, the port Mafia, didn't know very well: "Tsukigase-kun, what is your special ability?"

Since it is necessary to tailor a detailed and clear plan for each other, and it is suspected that it will develop into a long-term partner, then I don't know how to do it with his supernatural ability?

Aside from this point, Osamu Dazai himself is also very interested in the supernatural power of Hong Ying in Tsukimi.

The ability to kick crooked buildings is not uncommon, but judging from the importance Mori Ogai attaches to him, it is absolutely impossible for him to be as simple as increasing his strength, and he has not exposed it so far. The mission still maintains a sense of mystery.

In fact, it's not that Yue Jianli Hongying doesn't want to disclose it, but it's very troublesome to talk about it specifically, and no one asks about it. Naturally, he won't introduce his supernatural ability to everyone like handing out leaflets.

Therefore, he replied very straightforwardly: "My supernatural ability is called "Fairy Tale Picture Scroll". "

--fairy tale?

Osamu Dazai chuckled, as if he heard some funny words.

Hongying Yuejian didn't care about his slightly mocking reaction: "Whether it's a traditional fairy tale full of beauty and hope, or a black | fairy tale full of horror and cruelty, as long as it meets the inclusion standard, it can be transformed into a supernatural power for me to use." .”

He explained in detail: "One kind of ability may be born in a fairy tale, or many kinds of abilities may be born. For example, "Treasure Island" can be transformed into the illusion of conjuring gold, silver and jewelry, and "Ice Queen" can be transformed into manipulating ice and sealing Five Senses."

"No wonder Mr. Sen values ​​you so much."

Isn't this equivalent to a reprint of Doraemon?

"Thanks to you, he picked up the treasure." Yuejian Li Hongying said flatly, "I will send you an Excel later, you can see for yourself."

Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows: "Are you sure? Are you not afraid that I will leak it?"

People with supernatural abilities are not like conjurers, who can achieve the effect of strengthening their strength by disclosing information.

Hongying Yuejian thought to himself, you have asked all the questions, and you still pretend to say such things, isn't it to guide him to trust you?

——It's okay, I believe in you.

It is impossible to say such words.

Hongying tilted her head in Yuejianli, showing a puzzled expression, and asked in a non-tactful manner: "Then why are you asking about my supernatural power?"

Without waiting for Osamu Dazai to answer, he said nonchalantly: "It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter even if you upload it to the cloud disk for sharing, it won't affect me in any way."

The dark blue-haired boy who had absolute confidence in his own strength curled his lips, and he raised his chin slightly, finally revealing his true face hidden under his indifferent and distant temperament——the arrogance of no one.

"I am the strongest, there is no doubt about it."

……

In fact, Yue Jianli Hongying did not tell the whole story, he concealed the most critical but most tasteless part.

In addition to those mentioned above, these abilities will be divided into black and white according to certain standards, and the strength will change according to the person's position.If he is a good alignment, white's ability will be strengthened; if he is an evil alignment, black's ability will be enhanced.

——Sounds like the White Fairy and the Black Fairy.

The key is because this condition is very buggy, and the strength of the supernatural ability will be raised by more than one level.

For example, the white ability [relieve discomfort] transformed from "Nightingale" can be enhanced to [healing], and the target of the black ability transformed from "Red Shoes" [additional shoe power and speed] can be enhanced from oneself to everyone.

In short, the specific situation is very complicated, and he could write a paper in detail.

Maybe there are already ready-made papers in the Ability Archives.

After all, he is a super dangerous ability user.

By the way, in order to relieve the damn headache, he used "Nightingale" for almost 24 hours, so when he touched Osamu Dazai that day, he immediately noticed that the supernatural power disappeared.

The reason for saying it is weak is because it is only theoretically feasible. So far, he has never had a situation where his supernatural power has been strengthened.

After staying in the Supernatural Secret Service Division for five full years, Zhengfang's supernatural ability has not been enhanced at all. This is undoubtedly a huge blow to Yue Jianli Hongying, who prides himself on being a genius—yes, even Su Yong Everyone believes that he is a waste, and he has always firmly believed that he is a genius.

He couldn't help but wonder if there was something tricky about the Supernatural Secret Service Division, maybe he should join the Red Cross?

After some not-so-careful thinking, he felt that the problem should lie with himself.

He deeply realized that he might not be suitable to be a good person, coupled with the many bad things he had encountered recently, it made him more determined not to fight with Bai Fang.

——It's decided, he wants to join forces with the evil forces!

Originally, Hong Ying in Yuejian was thinking about the Mafia in Italy, such as the old family of Pengele, who happened to have an acquaintance there, but he thought it would be troublesome to go abroad, especially because he was also a superhuman superhuman, and He doesn't speak Italian.

Of course, these are not the most important reasons.

The most important reason is that his acquaintances revealed to him some news about Pengelie Judai and his companions, they are a group of innocent little devils who don't even look like mafia.

how to say……

Pengo Lie seems not suitable for him.

Yuejian Li Hongying was caught in a tangle, so she asked the netizens who claimed to be gangsters if they had any better suggestions.

Osamu Dazai thought that he was just an internet-addicted boy who suffered from the Second Secondary Disease, half-jokingly throwing an olive branch from the port of Mafia, but he didn't know that he just typed a few words on the keyboard to pry a corner of the wall.

On the same day, Tsukimi Rihongying quickly submitted her resignation letter and officially joined the port Mafia as "Tsukigasemi".

The author has something to say:

The plot is ready to fast forward (probably

This chapter only explains Hongying's supernatural ability, which may be one of the reasons for job-hopping (x

There are still many mysteries that will be slowly revealed later, and will not be announced all at once!Everyone can guess hhh

Hongying's people are set up!Kangkang cover! After the app is updated, click on the cover to zoom in!