Is it wrong to not want to use your brain?

Every May [-]th is Boys' Day in Japan.

On this day, every household will hang carp streamers representing good luck and courage on the roof, hoping that the boys in the family will grow up healthily and happily, so it is also regarded as a day of praying for happiness.

Sue Yonghongying's birthday happens to be on this day.

Needless to say, Sue Yong's family will neither prepare a carp streamer for him, nor give him a birthday present.

But there are exceptions.

For example, Lisu Sueyong gave him a box of chocolate candies.

For another example, Xia Youjie and Wujo Wu teamed up to "steal" him out.

As usual, Sue Yong Hongying changed into the regular clothes he had prepared long ago, skillfully took off with a run-up, and landed on the wall that was a full two meters high. silhouette.

But before he could stand still, a gust of wind blew up in front of him, and a piece of pure white suddenly broke into his field of vision like an advertisement pop-up window, and then there was a force in his waist, and he immediately realized that he was hugged by the waist .

The world he saw was turned upside down [-] degrees, Mo Yong Hongying opened his gray eyes wide in surprise, hanging on the visitor's arm like a sack.

"Yo, stinky brat." Gojo Satoru stuck the small carp flag in Sue Yonghongying's back collar, and grinned foolishly, "Happy birthday."

"..."

Mo Yong Hongying maintained the hanging posture, and his eyes happened to meet Xia Youjie who was smiling and waving at him below him. He subconsciously bent a faint smile, but unexpectedly, the other party smiled even more happily.

He didn't know how to react, so he decisively looked away, turned his head to look at Gojo Satoru: "Thank you."

"You go to Xie Jie." The white-haired boy said disapprovingly, "If it wasn't for him, I wouldn't be willing to come."

Mo Yonghongying didn't care about the attitude of the other party at all, but instead replied in the same tone that deserved a beating: "I didn't mean to thank you very much, just being polite."

The corner of Wujo Wu's mouth twitched: "Believe it or not, I threw you down!?"

"Okay." Mo Yong Hongying said briskly, "Jie will catch me, and scold you by the way."

"You little devil is not cute at all." Gojo Satoru unceremoniously twisted Mo Yonghongying's waist, and it really looked similar to his small body, with no flesh on his waist, "Will I be afraid of him? Funny .”

Mo Yonghongying gasped in pain, and [-] "stupid" barrages ran through his mind.

He quickly reached out his hand towards Gojo Satoru's waist, wanting to use the same means to retaliate back, but no matter how hard he tried to reach out, he still couldn't touch the other person's body. This wonderful feeling made him immediately realize that he was being tricked up.

Mo Yonghongying opened his eyes wide in surprise, and guessed: "Infinite shrinkage?"

"Oh? You're pretty smart." Gojo Satoru said triumphantly, "But it's useless for you to guess, anyway, you're—hiss!"

Halfway through the speech, there was a pain in his waist.

Gojo Satoru's expression froze for a moment, and when he looked down, Sueyong Hongying's fingertips were covered with pure white foam, but this time his hand actually touched his own body, and he also gave him an unceremonious pinch. That fierce posture seemed to want to wring his flesh off.

The "six eyes" allowed him to easily see through the essence of the pile of bubbles, it was a technique with no lower limit!

"This is your supernatural ability?" Wujo Wu looked a little surprised, he pulled Mo Yonghongying's hand away, and smacked unhappily, "The troublesome brat really has trouble with abilities."

Mo Yonghong responded with sarcasm: "The uncle who has no lower limit really has no lower limit to his abilities."

Gojo Satoru: "?"

Gojo Wu: "Believe it or not, Lao Tzu made your life stop at ten years old forever?"

Mo Yonghongying said flatly: "Very good, the crime of intentional homicide started five years ago, my death date is your imprisonment date, everyone has a bright future."

Wutiaowu: "..."

Seeing that his best friend couldn't bear to throw the boy with dark blue hair off the fence, Xia Youjie who was standing below said with a headache, "How long are you going to stay there?"

Gojo Satoru snorted softly, muttered "I don't want to bother with you brat", and then jumped down with one hand holding Mo Yonghongying.

I saw the golden windmill on the top of the flagpole spinning merrily, the falling tricolor flag was rattling by the wind, and the carps swimming in the air climbed over the wall of Sue Naga’s house, like a low-profile carp jumping over the dragon gate .

After landing, Mo Yong Hongying heard a gentle and refreshing blessing, like a spring breeze blowing in front of him: "Happy birthday, Hongying."

He raised his head and saw Xia Youjie with curved brows and eyes. The other party obviously had a pair of fox eyes, but his smile was as gentle as jade.

Comparing with the blessing that Wutiao Wu said just now, Mo Yonghongying couldn't help but sigh with emotion, the difference between people is really big.

"Thank you." Mo Yonghongying deepened the smile on the corner of his mouth. After removing his usual coldness, he looked a little more real and warm, "I'm very happy."

And this smile didn't last long, Gojo Satoru slapped the dark blue head, and rubbed it in retaliation: "You're happy before you get the gift?"

Mo Yonghong, who was dizzy from being rubbed, said expressionlessly, "Please let me down."

Gojo Satoru poked his face: "At this time, we should say—'Please let me down, Master Satoru!', understand?"

Sue Yong Hongying whose head was shaking from being poked: "...then you carry it."

Just like that, Gojo Wu sandwiched Mo Yonghongying who had given up struggling, and together with Xia Youjie "stealed" him out.

But Gojo Wu didn't mention it for too long, and just arrived in the urban area, he shoved Mo Yonghong into Xia Youjie's arms, because he thought the flying carp banners were too annoying, and he didn't want to carry a small fart The child was wandering on the street full of people coming and going.

Xia Youjie released Mo Yonghong Ying, and pulled out the carp streamer stuck behind his clothes: "Here, take it."

But Mo Yonghongying felt that holding a carp flag on the street was a bit silly, and hid his hands behind his back, he refused to accept it anyway, and seriously suggested: "Put it in Wu's collar."

Gojo Satoru slapped him on the head: "You are dreaming!"

Mo Yonghong reflected, "...it hurts."

This guy is so annoying, he wants to go home.

In my lifetime, I had the idea of ​​wanting to go home.

It's all Gojo Satoru's fault.

Seeing that no one would take it, Xia Youjie had no choice but to hold the carp banner in one hand and Mo Yonghongying in the other.

Gojo Gojo laughed wildly at this picture: "Hahaha! Jie, you are more like a single father!"

Xia Youjie almost hit his face with a flagpole: "Shut up."

"I think so too." Unexpectedly, Sueyong Hongying united the front with Wujo Wu, he raised the hand he was holding, and asked sincerely, "Papa Jie, are you afraid that I will get lost? "

Gojo Satoru let out a burst of laughter: "Puff ha ha ha ha ha!"

"..." Xia Youjie twitched the corner of his mouth, and complained, "You two get along pretty well."

Gojo Satoru: "Who gets along with this stinky brat!?"

Sue Yong Hongying: "I hate grumpy uncles."

Gojo Satoru & Sueyong Hongying: "..."

The two spoke at the same time, and turned their heads to look at each other at the same time. An invisible lightning flashed in the air, and a strong smell of gunpowder permeated between them.

The next second, they started at the same time.

After a moment of chaos that was too chaotic to intervene, Gojo Satoru tied Su Yong Hongying's collar to the flagpole, and Su Yong Hongying took off the three carp banners and tied them to Gojo Wu.

Xia Youjie: "..."

Very good, now I got two carp banners.

After the quarrel was over, the DK duo first invited Xiaoshouxing to have a meal as usual, and then insisted on dragging him to the amusement park, saying that children like to go there to play.

After hearing their arrangement, Su Yonghong showed a clear expression: "It's Wu who wants to play."

Gojo Satoru retorted: "Nonsense, we are thinking about you!"

Mo Yonghongying nodded perfunctorily: "Yeah, I believe it."

Gojo Satoru: "You..."

"Hongying." Xia Youjie interrupted their conversation just in time to prevent the two from getting into trouble again, "Is there any place you want to go?"

Mo Yonghongying shook his head, and said in a considerate tone, "Let's just use the amusement park, and help realize dreams, the beauty of adults."

Gojo Satoru: "They say no!"

Although Mo Yong Hongying is not very interested in amusement parks, but every time the DK duo pays for him to eat, drink and have fun every time, which makes him feel a little sorry. If he still raises objections at this time, it seems that he is very rude. .

Although Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie didn't care about the money at all, let alone he was still a child.

Although he didn't say anything, Xia Youjie had long taken care of Mo Yong Hongying as his own younger brother. As for Wu Tiaowu's opinion of the "stinky brat" he called, that's unknown.

However, Boys' Day is a national holiday, which means many parents bring their little ones to the amusement park.

The park was crowded with people, and as far as the eye could see, there were long queues one after another, and the three of them spent almost the whole afternoon in line.

Sue Yong Hongying is already over 1.4 meters tall, so he can experience the projects in the park, but he can't understand why he has to wait in line for an hour to experience the feeling of falling from a high place, and finally get soaked in water?

After bravely coming down from the torrent, Sue Yong Hongying was splashed with water, his hair and trousers were dripping, and he had to use the human body dryer installed at the exit to get rid of his distressed appearance.

On the other hand, Wujo Satoru, relying on his own no-lower-limit technique to isolate the water curtain from the outside, can be described as a very chicken thief.

Wujo Wu, who didn't get a drop of water all over his body, was so frightened that he even ran to laugh at Xia Youjie: "Jie, your bangs have changed from one piece to one!"

Xia Youjiepi said with a half-smiling smile, "You can still drive without a lower limit when you're playing Torrent? Do you want to lose face?"

Originally, his position was not likely to be splashed, but when Mo Yonghongying, who was sitting in the row in front of him, was suddenly blown off the cap of his disposable raincoat during the dive, directly covering his face, causing this accident Bangs tragedy.

Mo Yonghongying stood aside to help out, waving a small carp flag and shouting slogans: "Wujo Wu, I can't afford it."

"Who said I can't afford it???" Gojo Satoru lifted up the collar of the dark blue-haired boy, "Go, line up!"

Mo Yonghongying lifted her feet off the ground suddenly: "...?"

and many more? ? ?

He opened his eyes slightly, then turned his head decisively, and called for help from Xia Youjie: "Jie, help me."

Unexpectedly, instead of protecting his cub this time, Xia Youjie took steps to follow Gojo Wu, impassionedly walking towards the entrance of the rapids: "Okay, this time you are not allowed to drive unlimited. "

Gojo Satoru disdainfully said: "If you don't open it, you won't open it, you two wait until you enter the dryer!"

Sue Yong Hongying: "..."

It turned out that he was the most mature of the three.

The author has something to say:

dk5: You are so mature!

In fact, the relationship between Hongying and 5t5 is quite good (probably

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"Can electronic magicians use the keyboard to eliminate electronic magic spirits"

【Copywriting】

With the continuous development of the times, technology has become more and more advanced, the magic world has kept pace with the times, and electronic magicians have been born.

Guan Yueyin, the top electronic magician in the 21st century (and the only one), is extremely good at using electronic equipment to delete, ah no, exterminate the electronic magic spirits lurking in it——

Conjurer: "Electronic spell spirit? This is obviously a virus!?"

The blond young man holding an external monitor swung it violently, and the huge super magic spirit disappeared out of thin air, turning into a virus file on the computer desktop.Then he skillfully used a set of [Shift+Delete] combo skills to completely delete the super-level spell spirit without going through the recycle bin.

Guanyueyin: "Virus? This is obviously a curse spirit, can't you see it?"

Conjurer: "... dumbfounded.jpg"

Is this the keyboard man in the literal sense——! ?

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Shut down all Panxingjiao into the computer and put them in the same folder.

Drag people whose souls have been changed by real people into PhotoShop and restore them to their original state.

I accidentally pressed [Ctrl+V], and copied and pasted 99 copies of Su Nuo's fingers.

Before the strongest conjurer is sealed by the prison gate, he is the first to become a mobile phone desk pet.

……

The super conjurer Guan Yueyin smiled slightly: "That's right, I am a strong networker."

The name of the technique is, "Everything can be digitized".

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