Is it wrong to not want to use your brain?

For some reason, Nakahara Chuya's eyelids kept twitching today.

Although he comforted himself that these were feudal superstitions, he couldn't suppress the bad premonition that kept surging in his heart.

Could it be that bastard Dazai was planning to trick him again?

It's not impossible.

To be on the safe side, Zhong Yuanzhong is also extra cautious about everything around him. Even when he enters the office, he must first check whether there is glue on the chair, whether there is a miniature bomb hidden under the desk, and whether the mission report on the computer has been deleted. .

He checked everything he could think of, and there was nothing unusual.

Zhong Yuanzhong also sat down, recalling what he had just done, he felt a little nervous.

After all, isn't it just that the eyelids twitched a few times?If Osamu Dazai is acting like a monster, wouldn't it be good to beat him up?

Thinking about it this way, Zhongyuan Zhong also felt relieved.

But this idea was like setting a flag, and within a few seconds, a phone call came over suddenly.

The voice of his subordinates crying and howling came from the other end of the phone: "Master Chuya! Something is wrong! Master Tsukase is fighting with someone else!"

"That guy Tsukase got into trouble?" Although the bad premonition came true, Nakahara Nakahara was relieved to know that it wasn't caused by Dazai Osamu, "It shouldn't be, what stupid idiot with no brains?" To provoke him?"

Zhong Yuan also took the initiative to rule out the possibility that Yuejian Li Hongying took the initiative to cause trouble.

Although he kicked across the headquarters building, although he repeatedly tried to bribe others during the mission.

Although he was absent from work and lied to buy half-price potato chips, although he was venomous from time to time, although he seemed to have a lot of bad things when he thought about it carefully, but he was a good boy!

The subordinate said: "It seems to be a newcomer who has just arrived."

Nakahara Chuya was even more relieved when he heard that the other party was from the port Mafia. Yuejian Li Hongying was famous for his reputation in the organization. Even the passing ants knew that he was very friendly to his colleagues.

"That's all right, Tsukase's attack is very serious."

"People are fine, but the goods are there!" The subordinate's voice sounded as if he would cry in the next second, "That piece is all the goods you are responsible for!!"

Nakahara Chuya: "Huh??"

When the bad news came from the sky, his eyes almost turned black, "Why did they fight?"

"I don't know." The subordinate said puzzledly, "The newcomer was still asking what Tsukase-sama looked like before, so they probably don't know each other?"

do not know?

Very good, that means the mackerel is to blame!

According to Nakahara Chuya's experience, all the unexplained misfortunes he suffered can be attributed to that bastard Dazai!

Even if only Tsukase and a newcomer who doesn't know the origin of this matter are currently on the scene, the reason behind it is also related to him!

Zhong Yuanzhong also clenched his teeth angrily: "I'll go there now."

After hanging up the phone, he stood up abruptly, rushed to the window of the office and jumped down, the wind whistled in his ears, and the black top hat did not blow away with the wind under the control of the supernatural ability.

Ever since Yuejian Li Hongying jumped off in front of his face, he has developed the habit of opening the window in case of emergency.

Zhong Yuanzhong also fell to the ground very quickly. I don't know if he was hallucinated by anger. During the jump, a giant orange pumpkin cart flashed past his peripheral vision.

It should be an illusion. How could there be a pumpkin cart in reality?It's not a fairy tale world...

He paused...

A luxury pumpkin cart bumped past him, and the four round wheels rubbed against the ground making a rattling sound. Against the background of the night, people could not help but think of the fairy tale "Cinderella". It was Cinderella who was going to attend the ball held by the prince, but through the car window, she could faintly see a sleeping black-haired boy, Nakahara Chuya: "..."

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He rubbed his eyes in disbelief, making sure it wasn't his hallucination.

The pumpkin car braked suddenly and stopped at the gate of Mafia port. The huge and exaggerated scene immediately attracted the attention of the security personnel. In less than a few seconds, the pumpkin car was surrounded by a group of black suits.

Zhong Yuanzhong was also in a hurry to go to the port to check the situation of the damaged goods. He didn't have time to stay here, so he left out of curiosity.

On the way, Chuya Nakahara suddenly thought, isn't that fellow Tsukize's ability called "Fairy Tale Picture Scroll"?That pumpkin cart wouldn't have anything to do with him, would it?

Beating people up and putting them back in a pumpkin cart seemed like something he could do...

You'll find out when you ask.

After rushing to the port, Chuya Nakahara's heart almost stopped beating when he saw the tragic scene. He almost thought that he had gone to the wrong place. This place is clearly in ruins! ?

The containers whose tops have been neatly cut off are no longer nothing, and there are still a bunch of containers lying crookedly on the ground, and the tops of half-melted ice cones scattered here and there are slowly dripping water droplets, falling on the cargo drop by drop. .

Zhongyuan Zhong also forcibly walked calmly in this mess that seemed to be bombed, avoiding the potholes of different sizes caused by fierce fighting. After walking for a while, he finally found the person he was looking for.

The other party's dark blue hair and black clothes almost merged with the night behind him. When he noticed someone approaching, he turned his head, and his gray eyes in the darkness looked deeper than usual.

Hongying blinked in Yuejianli, and walked out of the darkness facing the bright moonlight: "Mr. Zhongye?"

"Ah." Zhongyuan Zhong also responded, he stepped on rough steps, his low voice was like a beast about to erupt, "See you, Tsukase, you'd better explain what's going on."

Seeing the orange-haired boy approaching, Tsukimi Ri Hongying confessed without thinking about his plastic friend: "It's Dazai-kun."

Zhong Yuanzhong also believed the other party's words without any doubt, he gritted his teeth and squeezed out a sentence: "I knew it!"

Yue Jianli Hong Ying thought that Zhong Yuan Zhong is really a good and sensible person, but at the same time he did not forget to emphasize: "I am innocent."

Although this sentence sounds very green tea, but he thinks it is true, he is the one who beat up the person, and the potholes on the ground are also related to him.

But that pile of goods has nothing to do with him, at most he chopped up and kicked the things that fell on him and froze... Oh, it doesn't seem so innocent.

But this is a legitimate self-defense. Subjectively speaking, he has no intention of causing trouble to Zhongyuan Zhongye!

Holding the idea of ​​not doing one thing, Tsukimi Rihongying vividly described the whole process of being entangled by Akutagawa Ryunosuke. The vivid description made it easy to imagine the battle situation at that time only by words.

When talking about how he pierced through three containers with an ice pick, Tsukimiri Hongying noticed that Nakahara Chuya's expression froze, his eyes drifted guiltily, and then he pretended to complain unintentionally: "Mr. Akutagawa keeps saying that he wants to With the approval of Mr. Dazai, I suspect that he is bewildered."

Sure enough, Chuya Nakahara's attention was immediately diverted by Osamu Dazai.

"That mackerel was on purpose." Zhong Yuan sneered, his fists creaking, as if he was holding Osamu Dazai's skull in his hands, "He knew that this was the only way you had to go back after completing the mission, so he You counted the time and said some nonsense with Akutagawa, just to make things difficult for me!"

Nakahara also perfectly restored the truth of the matter, Yuejian Li Hongying couldn't help applauding his reasoning perfunctorily: "Wow, you are so smart."

"Cough, I'm just used to it..." Zhong Yuanzhong coughed embarrassingly, and then glared at Yuejian Li Hongying who was pretending to be innocent, "Don't think you can get away with it like this. If you hadn't been playing Akutagawa all the time Play, will the goods lose so much?"

"I didn't." Yuejian Li Hongying argued, "I just want him to realize the gap in strength more deeply."

Zhong Yuanzhong also put forward the torture of the soul: "Do you think I will believe it?"

Yuejianli Hongying said firmly: "Yes."

Zhong Yuanzhong couldn't bear it anymore, he stretched out his black gloved hand, and poked the other person's forehead several times: "You think I'm stupid?"

Hongying did not resist in Yuejianli, and let himself be poked. He seemed to be wronged and glanced at Nakahara Nakaya, and whispered: "You can't blame me. At that time, I didn't know that you were responsible for this batch of goods."

Nakahara Chuya's mouth twitched: "Is it okay if it's not my responsibility?"

Hongying tilted her head in Yuejianli, and asked in doubt: "Otherwise?"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

He suddenly understood Mori Ogai's choice of cadres.

Zhong Yuanzhong also remembered the scene he saw before leaving: "By the way, did you make that pumpkin cart?"

"Well, it's me." Tsukimi Ri Hongying nodded calmly, "It's not good to leave Akutagawa-kun here, so I thought of a way to send him back."

Zhongyuan Zhong also suddenly felt that it would be better not to persuade Yuejian Li Hongying to use his brain in the future. There is nothing wrong with being a quiet paramecium. Let's see how he rarely uses his brain to come up with a good solution. This is more terrifying than nonsense, right?

Port Mafia was almost renamed Port Disney!

Yuejianli Hongying asked caringly: "What's the matter? Do you want to take the pumpkin cart too?"

"I don't want to. If you want to sit down, you can sit down." Zhong Yuanzhong said angrily, he pressed the brim of his hat, turned around and greeted, "Let's go, I will call someone to clean up later, go back and beat Dazai first, this time you are not allowed Make trouble for me."

"No, please don't be merciful this time." Yue Jianli Hongying stepped forward to follow, the corners of his mouth were curved just right, and the silver-gray eyes were filled with soft moonlight, and he couldn't see him at all. Got the bad news a few minutes ago.

He thought to himself, Mr. Zhongye didn't say don't be sad this time.

Is it because he really isn't sad at all, or is he pretending so well that even Zhongyuan Zhong didn't see it?

"Mr. Chuya." Yue Jianli Hongying walked to the side of Chuya Zhongyuan, and in just over a year, the height gap between the two became more and more obvious, which made him have to look down, "I'm sorry. "

Zhong Yuanzhong waved his hand indifferently. Although his blood pressure soared with anger, he knew exactly who he should swing an iron fist of justice at: "The bastard Dazai made it up, what are you apologizing for?"

"It's not about this."

Zhong Yuanzhong also took a breath: "Are you secretly causing trouble again?"

"What, I didn't cause trouble." Yuejian Li Hongying put the mobile phone in his hand back into his pocket, his cold voice was like a gust of evening wind blowing in a summer night, "I suddenly realized something."

"what?"

"I seem to have said something very outrageous to you before."

Zhong Yuanzhong also glanced at the people beside him strangely: "After realizing the ugliness of mackerel, has your mind been purified?"

"No."

Hongying Yuejian has a good memory, and can clearly recall the words he once said, such as "Is it finally given up by the "sheep"?"

In short, they are all the words he used to expose other people's scars without knowing it.

At that time, he just took it for granted to express his inner thoughts or the truth he believed, and he didn't care about the feelings of the listeners at all.

In other words, he couldn't feel it at all, because he was too indifferent and closed, like a fish frozen under the ice, unable to feel the temperature of the sun.

People who can't even feel their own pain, let alone understand the pain of others.

"I just suddenly realized that what I said to you before was so exaggerated, so I'm sorry." Tsukimi Ri Hongying looked away, his cold expression couldn't tell his emotion, "I'm sorry, I will carefully screen the target in the future Yes, at least I shouldn't have said that to you."

Once again he spoke with sincerity and double standards.

"What did I think it was?" Zhongyuan Zhong also patted the back of the dark blue-haired boy, as if trying to comfort him in this way, "It's just a trivial matter, and I'm not angry. Everyone knows that you said those ugly things. No malice."

"So that's the case, it really is an ugly word."

"Uh..." Zhong Yuan's eyelids twitched, realizing that he was about to express his true thoughts in one mouth, "No, that's not what I meant..."

In order to alleviate the embarrassment of the other party, Yuejian Li Hongying chuckled and interrupted: "There are also cases of malicious intent, at least what I said to Mr. Mori was intentional."

Nakahara Chuya: "Tsukase, it is understandable for you not to be a cadre."

Yue Jianli Hong Ying said disapprovingly: "You have mistaken causality. It is clear that I have not become a cadre so I swear at Mr. Mori."

"Yes, yes, yes." Nakahara Chuya complained in his heart that it's no wonder the leader doesn't summon him very often, and rubbed his head playfully, "Please give Dazai more of this honor."

Yuejian Li Hongying straightened her hair indifferently: "Please show some respect to senior, Chuya-kun who is one year younger than me but much shorter than me."

The corner of Zhongyuan Zhongye's mouth twitched: "Didn't you say that you won't say such things?"

Yuejian Li Hongying: "It doesn't count."