Is it wrong to not want to use your brain?

Although there is an extra little sister in the family, Hongying's life in Yuejian has not been greatly affected for the time being.

The English-short silver gradient with the famous name Tsukase Jian is still adapting to the new environment, and often hides under the bed or on top of the cabinet and cannot come out.

But according to its relative personality, it is estimated that it will stick to its new owner every day after getting acquainted.

It is said that cats will also climb on the owner's body and step on it, which is the so-called cat stepping on milk.

Hongying in Yuejian couldn't help but worry that she would be woken up by it's foot when she was sleeping in the future, which would make the already bad sleep quality even worse.

Should he shut it in a candy house before bed?

But this is all for the future. Now Jianmiao is still a shy little girl who likes to hide and hide. When she comes to find her master, she is as cautious as walking on a tightrope. Every time she tries to stretch out her claws, she is found again At that moment, he quickly retracted.

For a cat that has been abandoned once, it may have exhausted all its courage to act coquettishly and beg for adoption.

"I'm going out, Xiaojian." Yue Jianli Hongying filled the basin with water, and told the group of gray and white furry hiding under the sofa, "Take a good look at the house."

The kitten seemed to understand what he said, and poked its head out from under the sofa, with round blue-green eyes, as if asking him why he didn't stay at home with him.

Yuejian Li Hongying rubbed his head: "I'll be back soon."

He checked the sealing of the doors and windows and made sure that the cat would not open the door or slip through the window before he went out with confidence.

This time the destination is Yokohama.

Today is April 28th, and tomorrow is Chuya Zhongya's birthday, and it will be too late if I don't send out the gift.

But Yue Jianli Hongying is not sure when Zhongyuan Zhongya will be free to pick up the car. The port Mafia, which has lost two important members, is definitely busier than before. He feels a little sorry for letting the other party take time out of his busy schedule to drive the car back. .

Not only that, but he imagined Nakahara Nakahara's reaction when he saw the Ferrari 250GTO, and even heard the auditory hallucination of the excited "Tsukase" in his ears. He couldn't resist the over-enthusiastic type.

Especially in the case of filling up the other party's interests and hobbies, after thinking about it again and again, he thinks it's better not to give gifts face to face.

—Send it straight to the garage.

Yuejian Li Hongying decided so.

As for the enhanced security system after being cheated by Osamu Dazai.To be honest, that kind of thing can't prevent Osamu Dazai, let alone stop him. As long as he has the address, he can enter and exit his own house as easily.

The problem is, he doesn't know the address of Chuya Zhongyuan.

It’s too troublesome to find information dealers to investigate, and directly asking the other party “where is your home” lacks a sense of surprise. The easiest way is of course to directly ask Osamu Dazai who has visited the underground garage.

Time rewinds to one day ago.

"The address of Zhongye?"

Osamu Dazai's tone was weird when he learned about this. Although he couldn't see his face through the phone, he could imagine the disgusted expression on his face at this time: "When it rains in a few days, you can find a tree root or mud Dig the pile, that's where the slugs live."

Yuejian Li Hongying: "..."

Tsukimi Ri Hongying: "That's where snails live, and slugs usually stay on leaves."

Osamu Dazai said indifferently: "Anyway, the slug who bought a house is almost like a snail."

Tsukimi Ri Hongying tried to defeat the opponent with logic: "Then Chuya-kun must carry the house on his back, right?"

Osamu Dazai let out a sudden "Oh", as if he had pushed open the door of truth, and said seriously: "No wonder he is not tall, that's how it is."

"No, he..." Yuejian Li Hongying struggled for a moment, the words of rebuttal swirled on the tip of his tongue, and finally he swallowed them all, "Forget it, let's treat it like this."

If Zhong Yuanzhong also heard it, he probably wanted to cry and gave up too quickly! ?

Anyway, for the sake of a friend, help him defend a few more words!

"So, why are you asking this? You won't prepare a birthday present for that little man, will you?" Osamu Dazai paused and sighed, "Oh, I asked nonsense, you will definitely prepare it for him."

"Well, it's a birthday present."

"There's no need for you to deliver it to your door in person. Wouldn't it be good to put it in the visitor's mailbox in the headquarters?" Dazai Osamu muttered, and he suddenly remembered something, and suggested enthusiastically, "By the way, help me with my anonymity." Throw in the report letter too? This time there is even evidence of bribery!"

"It's hard to say whether the report will be successful, but Nakaya-kun will definitely screw your head off." Tsukimi Ri Hongying said, "And it is impossible to fill the visitor's mailbox—but Mafia really has this kind of something?"

Osamu Dazai said briskly: "Put Chuya's hat on the wall, won't it be there?"

Yuejian Li Hongying: "..."

Are you sure you're not nailed to the wall?

"What gift did you give him?" Osamu Dazai asked curiously.

Yuejian Li Hongying replied: "Sports car."

Osamu Dazai asked in a tone of guessing but couldn't believe it: "It can't be the Ferrari 250GTO that was sold at the auction some time ago..."

Yue Jianli Hongying admitted frankly: "That's right."

There was an eerie silence on the other end of the phone.

"If I blow it up in the future, will you be angry?" Dazai Osamu deliberately tried with a pretentiously cute voice, as if this would allow the other party to relax the bottom line for him.

But unfortunately, it didn't work.

"What do you think?" Yuejianli Hongying asked softly, like a gust of wind blowing when she was lost in the forest at night, "Then I can only send you to a black hospital to sell your organs, as much as you can get back your money .”

"Wow, it's so scary—" Dazai Osamu let out a groan, as if he was really frightened, and pretended to be realistic.

Suddenly, he changed the subject and said excitedly: "But removing all the organs is a way of death that I have never considered! I want to try it!"

Yuejian Li Hongying: "..."

I really didn't expect it to be like this.

Intoxicated by his imagination, Osamu Dazai continued intoxicated: "Lying on the cold operating table, looking forward to the arrival of death with a holy heart, and the body after anesthesia does not feel pain, and is cut open neatly by the scalpel. Hollow out the inside bit by bit—"

Yuejianli Hongying interrupted coldly: "As a result, the medical conditions in the black hospital are too poor, and the anesthesia failed halfway. You opened your eyes with the pain, and found that the surgeon is Mr. Mori."

"Uh..." Osamu Dazai choked for a moment, and patted his chest with lingering fear, "Tsukimi-kun, don't tell ghost stories seriously, it's too scary."

"Then please tell me Chuya-kun's address quickly." Tsukimi Ri Hongying reminded him kindly, "Please don't tell me a fake address, unless you want me to rush over and beat you up."

Osamu Dazai wailed exaggeratedly: "Am I not as good as a toy car given to slugs?"

Yuejian Li Hongying tried her best not to hurt others, and said euphemistically: "At least it's worth 5000 million US dollars."

Very good, there is no hint of euphemism at all.

He was trying to urge the other party to tell him the address quickly.Suddenly, there was an almost negligible force on the trousers.

He looked down, and it turned out that Xiaojian was biting his trouser leg, and it tried very hard to attract his attention by pulling, reminding him that he had ignored himself for too long.

"Finally willing to run out?" Yuejian Li Hongying bent down, picked it up with one hand, and put it on her lap, "I coaxed you out before and refused to talk to me."

Xiaojian turned over and lay on his lap with all fours in the air, exposing his white belly, rolling and meowing.

Osamu Dazai was slightly surprised when he heard the meowing of the cat: "Do you have a cat?"

Yuejianli Hongying touched Xiaojian's chin with a smile: "Well, the stray cat I picked up a while ago is a very cute British short silver gradient, do you want to take a look?"

"No." Osamu Dazai refused, "It's too much trouble to run from Yokohama to see a cat, and I'm not interested in pets."

"That's fine." Yue Jianli Hongying recalled the experience when they went to the cat cafe together before, "I'm afraid you will fight with it."

"In your eyes, am I such a naive person?"

Yuejianli Hongying said without thinking: "That's right, you even eat cat snacks."

Osamu Dazai quibbled: "That's because those cats are too much!"

Yue Jianli Hong Ying firmly speaks for the innocent cats: "That is their normal reaction to strange humans."

Osamu Dazai: "?"

Osamu Dazai: "If I fight with your cat, who will you help?"

Hongying blurted out in Yuejianli without thinking for a second: "Of course it's a cat."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

How could he not compare to a stray cat who had just been picked up a few days ago?

He sighed, as if deeply hurt, and whispered in a half-true and desolate tone: "I thought you would stand by my side unconditionally..."

Yuejian Li Hongying never took this kind of thing. While stroking the cat, he said nonchalantly: "Can the former cadres of Mafia at the port still beat a cat?"

The cat in his arms obediently rubbed its head against his hand, it opened its mouth and bit his finger lightly.

In Yuejian, Hongying looked helplessly at the cat with its round eyes. She neither pulled her hand away nor scolded it, and let the cat bite her: "What are you doing, Xiaojian?"

Osamu Dazai noticed a familiar address and asked, "What's your cat's name?"

Hongying in Tsukimi said, "See you in Tsukinase."

The cat responded with a "meow", indicating that he was there.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Well, he really can't beat Tsukinasemi.

Memories end...

In the end, under the coercion (?) of the guardian, Osamu Dazai had no choice but to report the address in a grievance, including the location of the underground garage, and even attached tips on how to break through the security system.

It is indeed his best external brain.

After breaking through the security system, Hongying Yuejian arrived at Chuya Zhongya's garage smoothly. Among the several vacant parking spaces, he identified the crash site of the sports car he was lucky to choose from the traces of the explosion.

He walked over with a delicate and small candy house in his hand, and released the supernatural ability next to another intact empty parking space.

In the blink of an eye, a red sports car appeared out of nowhere as if by magic, occupying the space in the open space. Its gorgeous and high-profile appearance matched the temperament of the garage owner very well.

The more he looked at it, the more he felt that he was very discerning, and he almost moved to the Civil Affairs Bureau.

Tsukimi Ri Hongying put the gift bag containing the car keys on the roof of the car, and he gestured thoughtfully, as Nakahara Chuya's height can definitely reach it.

Then, he took out a stack of post-it notes from his pocket, tore off the written post-it notes, and lightly pasted them on the car window glass. The clean and delicate handwriting formed a sincere blessing on the paper.

"Happy birthday, Chuya-kun."

There is also a line of small characters at the bottom, framed in brackets.

"Dazai-kun has caused you trouble."

Only the name of the giver was not left behind.