Great Qin Shi Empress

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Ying Zheng looked at Lin Qian curiously: "What's wrong?"

Lin Qian reluctantly told him the conversation he had with the host of the immortal cultivator, and then said in a dumbfounded voice: "Although I have always known that the progress of film and television dramas in the world of immortal cultivator is slow, but it is true what the host of the immortal cultivator said, thinking that they are passing the time I spent more time on cultivating immortals, and I never thought it was because the story was not good?"

Ying Zheng was also a little surprised: "Where there are people, there will be contradictions, and there will be stories if there are contradictions. If you don't know how to make up stories, why don't you just shoot these contradictions?"

Lin Qian paused and said with a smile: "I'll repeat your words to the cultivator host."

however……

The master of cultivating immortals said blankly: "Everyone is busy cultivating, where are there so many conflicts?"

Lin Qian couldn't help but widen her eyes, and asked him in disbelief, "How can there be a world without contradictions in this world?"

Isn't this a joke?

Furthermore...

She couldn't help complaining: "If everyone in your world is really so good-tempered that they explode, and they have never had conflicts with each other, then how on earth do you understand those film and television dramas? You really don't think so. Are the stories in those film and television dramas outrageous and funny?"

However, the plots of all film and television dramas, especially Xianxia dramas, are extremely exaggerated.

If life is smooth sailing not only for oneself, but also for everyone around you without any ups and downs, how can anyone empathize with the plots in Xianxia dramas?

If you can't empathize with yourself, how can you indulge in it?

The host of Xiuxian was silent for a very long time, so long that Lin Qian wanted to rest with Ying Zheng, so he sent a voice slowly——

"I really don't understand most of the plots in the movies and TV dramas you sent me, especially when I look at the scenes of casting spells in the movies and TV dramas, I just find it ridiculous, but I don't know why, I'm watching the movies and TV dramas. On the way, I always feel that my cultivation has improved."

"Even the previous few retreats were all because of the epiphany that occurred while watching movies and TV dramas."

Lin Qian: "..."

She couldn't help but look back at Ying Zheng, and said the words of the master of cultivating immortals.

Ying Zheng was also taken aback for a moment, and then quickly reacted: "No wonder..."

Lin Qian looked at him suspiciously.

Yingzheng sighed and explained: "Although all the people who seek immortality as I know are liars, almost all the liars mentioned the requirements of seeking immortality and asking for immortality. Make sense?"

At least Yingzheng would believe those liars before, the reason for these demands is——

If the liar had told him from the very beginning that Qiuxian Dao needed money, needed beauties, and needed far more enjoyment than everyone else...

Yingzheng cut him off with a sword, okay?

This sounds unserious, he is a pure liar, how could he have anything to do with Qiu Xiandao?

But also because all the immortal seekers Yingzheng met were liars, so when Yingzheng found out that the master of cultivating immortals was too addicted to film and television dramas, even if he felt that he had no similarities with the immortals he imagined, he just treated him as an immortal. This is what real cultivators look like.

and so……

Ying Zheng frowned and said, "He should be worried that we will raise prices on the ground, so he conceals the true role of film and television dramas."

Lin Qian understood in an instant: "It turns out that..."

She is also familiar with this operation, and she almost used it on this immortal cultivator before.

After figuring it out, Lin Qian became much calmer when talking with the host of Xiuxian: "That's why you care so much about film and television dramas, and you want to learn how to shoot film and television dramas so casually?"

The master of cultivating immortals directly admitted it.

Lin Qian was speechless: "But..."

She still couldn't figure it out, "How can there be a place in this world without disputes?"

Does Peach Blossom Spring really exist?

The host of Xiuxian said calmly: "Probably because we can easily get whatever we want, even if we can't get it, it won't really affect our immortal journey?"

Lin Qian didn't believe it: "Don't worry about scarcity but inequality. As long as those things are not owned by everyone, there will always be conflicts because you have them and I don't."

It is not the ideal communist world where the world is united.

Ok……

Can't be true?

The master of cultivating immortals denied this answer: "It's just that there are abundant resources, even ordinary people can find what they want by relying on their own abilities."

Lin Qian: "..."

Is the world of cultivating immortals so rich?

The master of cultivating immortals said: "But there is also a problem. Although most people in our world can cultivate immortals, it has been many, many years since no one has improved their cultivation, let alone ascended to immortality. We thought it was The ascension channel is broken, and after watching the film and television drama in your hand, we realized that the problem may be in other areas."

Lin Qian understood the meaning of the cultivating host almost immediately——

Because you can get what you want, and there are no twists and turns in life, so there is no experience, so naturally there is no way to cultivate your mind.

If cultivating immortals requires refining the mind.

But there should be. After all, Lin Qian had read countless movies and novels about fairy tales in his previous life. He mentioned that if he wants to achieve a higher level of cultivation, he must improve his state of mind.

Exactly what kind of mood is different depending on the author's setting, but it must be there.

but……

Because my own world is too rich, the people in the world live too comfortably, without encountering any setbacks, so that I can't ascend to immortality or something...

Lin Qian gritted her teeth: [I'm about to turn into lemon juice! 】

Ying Zheng suddenly turned his head to look at Lin Qian: "Lemon essence?"

Lin Qian explained helplessly: "It means envy, jealousy and unwillingness."

After hearing the reason, Ying Zheng paused, and then said solemnly: "The widow is going to turn into lemon essence!"

Lin Qian was taken aback for a moment, then smiled and lay in Ying Zheng's arms.

【It's so funny that you said that you are so sour like lemon juice! 】

Ying Zheng lowered his head helplessly, and unexpectedly saw a square box appearing above her head after a long absence.

Just when he thought that some weird picture would appear in the box——

The previous scene where "I" almost exploded to death left a very deep psychological shadow on Ying Zheng, which directly caused him to be full of resistance to Lin Qian's head frame for a long time, and consciously or unconsciously The position of the box is ignored.

Unexpectedly, he was caught off guard and saw the square frame again.

He was about to look up, but saw Lin Qian looking at him with a smile.

After a pause, Ying Zheng helplessly stopped his gaze.

Immediately afterwards, he saw a green fruit forest with yellow fruits appearing above Lin Qian's head. Before he could react, he saw those yellow fruits flying down from the branches one by one, and all of them flew towards him.

Ying Zheng's pupils shrank slightly, and he subconsciously tilted his head back.

But at this moment, those yellow fruits stopped in the center of the box, and then formed a humanoid object.In the next second, the humanoid objects merged together in an instant, and a "Ying Zheng" with facial features completely different from his own appeared in the box.

Ying Zheng: "..."

He was choked up, and for a moment he didn't know what to say.

Lin Qian, who was smiling at first, noticed that Ying Zheng's complexion was not right, after a little thought, he guessed that he must have seen some strange picture, so he smiled and asked him what he saw.

Ying Zheng gave Lin Qian a meaningful look: "I believe you, you won't want to know."

Lin Qian: "..."

Ying Zheng spoke too seriously, which made Lin Qian feel like retreating.

but……

She still insisted on asking, "What did you see?"

Ying Zheng paused and explained: "I saw a bunch of lemons flying into the box and turned into two people."

Lin Qian blinked and looked at him hesitantly: "Two people? You and me?"

Ying Zheng nodded without hesitation.

Lin Qian: "..."

She couldn't help but think about the scene Ying Zheng described, but the next moment her whole body shuddered, she shook her head and gave up the plan directly.

Yingzheng changed the subject: "Aren't you chatting with the host of Xiuxian?"

Lin Qian was reminded by him, and quickly looked at the plane trader.

Although I'm upset, but...

Business still needs to be done.

Lin Qian wanted to sit up from Ying Zheng's arms, but halfway through, she found that her whole body was chilly, so she simply lay down again——

Anyway, voice chat also requires typing.

Ying Zheng glanced at her helplessly, but didn't say much. Instead, he adjusted his posture to make Lin Qian lie more comfortably, and directly took a blanket from the side to cover the two of them.

Lin Qian told the cultivator about the problem of refining the heart.

The master of cultivating immortals was silent for a while and said: "I have asked the master and other seniors, and they all said that this may indeed be the problem. But the question is, how to train the mind?"

When the whole world is so peaceful that there are few disputes, where are there so many experiences that lift the mood?

Lin Qian suggested: "What about mortals? They found out that they can't cultivate immortals, so they don't have any opinions?"

The host of cultivating immortals said frankly: "All mortals are descendants of cultivators who were forced to migrate from the realm of cultivating immortals to the realm of mortals because they were unable to cultivate immortals. Whether they can cultivate immortals can be tested at birth, so most mortals have no impression of the realm of cultivating immortals. , I don’t even know the existence of the world of cultivating immortals.”

Lin Qian: "..."

Once again lament the beauty of this world.

However, she wants to do business, and whether the other party's world is good or not has nothing to do with her.

Lin Qian thought for a while: "What kind of film and television drama is the most useful for you to watch?"

The master of cultivating immortals also knew the reason for Lin Qian's question, and immediately said without reservation: "The ones with more intense emotions, more complicated relationships between characters, and more extreme personalities..."

At the beginning, Lin Qian was still reciting every word he said silently, but gradually, she became expressionless.

Seriously speaking, these words of Master Cultivator are really not referring to the movie and TV series of Goofy Blood?

The dog blood film and television drama perfectly meets all his requirements!

Lin Qian listened to the voice of the Xiuxian host with a sullen face, and then clicked on the dialogue page of the modern host: "Can you download some dog blood movies and TV series for me? The more blood, the better!"

The modern host is a little dazed: "Didn't you say that you should try to exclude those movies and TV shows that are too bloody when you first downloaded them?"

Yes, Lin Qian specifically said when she asked Modern Host to help download movies and TV series, try not to download those movies and TV shows with excessive concentration of dog blood and too complicated characters, because she thinks that the lower the level of dog blood, the more powerful it is , and the easier it is for the cultivating host to like it.

But it turns out...

Lin Qian said blankly: "I'm sorry, I was naive!"

Seeing Lin Qian's appearance, Ying Zheng couldn't hold back, and laughed in front of Lin Qian.

Lin Qian dead fish looked at him: "It's funny?"

Ying Zheng turned his head and laughed sullenly.

Lin Qian: "..."

She raised her hand and rubbed her face, and couldn't help complaining: "Who knew that this was the case in the world of cultivating immortals? If I had known earlier, just those ancient bloody novels I read in the early years could improve the cultivation base of the cultivating host A lot!"

A chuckle escaped Ying Zheng's throat: "Yes, yes, it's all the fault of the cultivator host."

Lin Qian looked at Ying Zheng, and then covered his mouth.

[This sounds weird, so you better stop saying it! 】

Ying Zheng paused and wanted to laugh again.

The master of cultivating immortals sent another voice, Lin Qian listened and ignored it.

After the modern host sent another brand-new computer full of film and television dramas, Lin Qian sent a voice message to the host Xiuxian: "I specially downloaded the film and television dramas that perfectly meet your requirements, but the points if……"

[Ding——Your points have arrived! 】

Lin Qian clicked on the main panel of the plane trader and saw that the host of Xiuxian was rich and powerful, and directly transferred [-] points to himself: "..."

What else is there to say?

She immediately sent the computer to the host of Xiuxian: "Tell me how you feel after watching it? I want to know if you need this kind of film and television drama."

Although most of the immortals are dog-blooded, those with lesser degree of dog-blood have already been seen by the immortal cultivator host. In order to fill up the memory of a computer, the modern host not only downloaded the dog-blood fairy tale movies and TV series to the computer, but also specially downloaded The bloody revenge drama of the modern wealthy family and the bloody drama of the Republic of China, the host of the immortal cultivator may not necessarily watch it...

"I've just finished watching one episode below, and I feel something in my heart immediately, and I'm going to retreat soon."

"Contact Your Excellency immediately after exiting the customs."

……Understand?

Lin Qian was dumbfounded: [Dog-blood dramas really work? 】

Xu Shi's frequent experience of today's situation is too funny, so Ying Zheng actually became a little curious: "Then what is the so-called dog blood film and television drama like?"

Lin Qian recovered, and said hesitantly: "Trust me, you won't want to know."

Ying Zheng paused: Isn't that what he said to Lin Qian before?

His eyes flickered, and he said with a smile: "It's okay to take a look, it's just some false stories, it can't be taken as true."

Lin Qian looked at him lovingly with the eyes of a brave man who is about to die generously.

Before Yingzheng could react, she asked Hyundai Host for another computer.

Simply those resources are ready-made, and the modern host will send the computer over quickly.

Lin Qian glanced at it casually, and then based on his years of experience in reading ancient dog blood novels and film and television dramas, he clicked on a film and television drama with the label of true and false daughter.

then……

"What kind of bizarre plot is this? My child was maliciously exchanged by an outsider (a third party), and my life was completely destroyed. This mother doesn't want to compensate her child, but she still feels that her daughter is not worthy of the stage?"

"This father is even more outrageous. After knowing the truth, not only is it better to be a foreign daughter, but he also wants to send his original daughter away far away, and he doesn't want others to know the identity of the foreign daughter?"

"This brother is also outrageous. He actually fell in love with the sister he grew up with?"

……

Snapped--

Ying Zheng turned off the computer speechlessly: "This plot does not conform to the actual situation at all!"

Lin Qian laughed: "This kind of theme is actually based on reality."

Ying Zheng: "???"