Reincarnated together, I became a pig

"Handsome guy, let me tell you another story." Girls like to listen to weird stories, taking advantage of their gender, to ask Jiangnan openly and aboveboard.

Jiang Nan ignored her, but looked at Mu Huaixi: "Do you still want to hear it?"

Mu Huaixi nodded slightly.

Jiang Nan glanced at the people around him, and then landed on the girl: "You know what a corpse is."

Grandma Hui answered, "Isn't the body after death a corpse?"

After the guy finished speaking, he couldn't understand why he was talking about corpses here when he was on a train?

"Then do you think the corpse can move?"

"Of course it's impossible." Grandma Hui said, "If it could move, it wouldn't be a fake corpse, it's so creepy."

Jiang Jiang said: "Although this is common sense, there is a place where corpses are driven for a living. Their customs are that after death, people will not perform rituals, let alone let people carry the corpse to bury, but let the corpse go into the burial by itself. The place."

"I know that." The girl said, "It's in the zombie movies I've seen."

Grandma Hui: "It's just fake."

"If it doesn't exist in real life, how did the movie come out?" Jiang Nan's rhetorical question successfully stunned grandma.

"Don't interrupt, listen to the handsome guy." The girl pushed her grandma's ashes, as if she had become a loyal listener of Jiangnan.

Jiang Nan knew that this group of people would not believe what he said, they only thought he was making up a story, it didn't matter, he was telling Mu Huaixi anyway.

"I once went to a place with a few travel friends. I heard that the specialties there were very delicious. We rented a van, but the engine of the van broke down halfway. It was dark and surrounded by mountains. The passing vehicles have no choice but to rest where they are and wait until dawn.”

"Not long after, a tractor truck appeared. It was from a nearby village. Others asked the driver for help and said they wanted to go to the village for a night. The driver refused at first, but later agreed for the sake of money, so we went. that village."

"Although there were several families in that village, the other houses were empty and dark. There was only the tractor driver alone. I thought something was wrong, so I quietly went to the other houses to check. The coffins are lined up neatly and beautifully."

Everyone: "..."

Why does this person's tone sound bewildered and excited.

"The lids of these coffins are all open, and there is a corpse lying in each coffin. These corpses are no different from living people."

The girl laughed dryly: "Yes, should I change to another one?"

Grandma Hui became interested: "Don't, continue! Is it like in the movie, those corpses all stood up?"

Think about it, the dark houses are full of neat coffins, the lids of the coffins are opened, and there are lifelike corpses lying inside, which is extremely scary when you think about it.

Jiang Nan shook his head: "Because I was curious, I went to see every coffin, and found that one of them was empty, and then I was knocked out. When I woke up again, I was lying in the coffin with a stick on my head. Zhang Fu, you can’t even move.”

"..." Grandma asked nervously, "What about after that?"

"It turned out that there was a corpse who wanted to take me as a scapegoat. He wanted me to be buried in his place." Jiang Nan took a sip of water. The corpses are all awakened, and they must be taken to the place where they should go. I was driven away as a corpse for some unknown reason.”

Everyone: "..."

Looking back now, that experience was really interesting.

"The mortician can't use lighting tools when removing the corpses, he can only use the bell to guide the way, so the mortician didn't find me intruding among the corpses, and he didn't find out until the end. The mortician was shocked. "

Everyone: "…………"

The girl grabbed Grandma's gray arm, and following Jiangnan's narration, she couldn't help imagining the scene, which scared her to the bone, but she was so curious that she couldn't help asking, "The one that knocked you out?" Where's the body?"

Jiang Nan smiled: "The mortician found out that I was intruding, and knew that one was missing, so he immediately said to me, 'It's broken, that guy must be going to scare your companion'. Let's go back, and those donkey friends who were with me I was having fun catching mice with that corpse cat."

In fact, those few screamed in fright, and one of them, a tall and strong guy, was already crying when he confronted the corpse.

But in order to save face for those temporary partners whose names he had forgotten, he didn't say this paragraph.

This is also Jiangnan's first contact with the business of exorcising corpses. He was very interested. The next day, his friends left in horror, but Jiangnan stayed behind, and the corpse exorcist is the only descendant of the exorcism clan today. After discussing and communicating for two days, I went to eat specialties with the other party.

The girl and the grandma followed Jiangnan's words and imitated the picture of the cat catching the mouse, and they all laughed. An old man standing next to him said, "Young man, if this is true, you are quite brave."

"So-so." Jiang Nan smiled very modestly.

The uncle said: "Let me tell you one more thing. There is a pond in our hometown. You must not pass by the pond at night, or you will definitely fall into it..."

Everyone's attention turned to the uncle. Seeing this, Mu Huaixi patted Jiangnan's head and said in a low voice, "You can tell me other stories when you get home."

"Okay." Jiang Nan yawned, with physical tears in the corners of his eyes.

He slept late last night and was woken up by firecrackers in the morning, and then he was busy on the road, so he hardly had a rest.

"Go to sleep." Mu Huaixi wiped the corners of Jiangnan's eyes.

Jiang Nan wasn't too polite, he found a comfortable place to nest in Mu Huaixi's arms, closed his eyes and fell asleep.

Accompanied by the sound of the bang bang bang dang train rushing along the track, and smelling the pleasant smell of Mu Huaixi, Jiangnan quickly fell into a deep sleep.

Sunlight came in from outside the window, and Mu Huaixi stretched out his hand to cover Jiangnan's eyes, looking at Jiangnan's sleeping face tenderly.

The girl on the opposite side was enjoying listening to the old man telling ghost stories, when she suddenly saw this scene, she was stunned for a moment, and immediately poked grandma's ashes, motioning him to watch.

Grandma Hui: "?"

Girl: "It's also a boyfriend, can you treat me better."

Grandma was at a loss.

girl:"……"

Forget it, children cannot be taught.

When Jiangnan woke up again, the night outside the window had already fallen, and he asked in a daze, "When will we arrive at the station?"

"There is still an hour." Mu Huaixi said, "Are you hungry?"

Hearing the word "hungry", Jiangnan's chaotic thoughts suddenly became clear. He straightened up from Mu Huaixi's arms, checked the time, and slept for a full three hours.

He actually slept for so long?

Mu Huaixi asked him with a smile: "What do you want to eat?"

Jiang Nan glanced at the people in the aisle, but the cart selling snacks did not come over, he said: "Forget it, get off the cart and eat."

The girl opposite said enthusiastically: "Handsome guy, I have instant noodles here, do you want to eat?" These two handsome guys didn't bring any luggage, let alone food.

Grandma Hui took out the bag full of snacks at her feet: "Eat whatever you want."

"Thank you." Jiang Nan said, "The cart is here."

The two of them didn't insist, they walked over with difficulty in a cart, Jiang Nan took some snacks and a bucket of instant noodles, Mu Huaixi opened them for him, got up to fetch boiling water.

When he walked away, the girl immediately couldn't help gossiping, knowing that there were passengers all around, she whispered: "Your boyfriend is so kind to you."

"You have been sleeping for so long, not only did he not move at all, but he also shaded you from the sun, and he kept looking at you the whole time, I thought he was sleeping too, no!" the girl exclaimed, "He just looked at you like that a couple of hours."

Most of the young people nowadays are low-headed people. When they go to strange places to pass the time, they use mobile phones. There are very few boyfriends like this who serve as pillows for their lovers and protect their lovers from the sun, let alone the whole process. Do not play with mobile phones.

What kind of fairy love is this.

Jiang Nan was startled, then coughed lightly, and said, "He's not my boyfriend."

"Ah?" The girl was stunned, she didn't expect such a sentence from Jiangnan, even grandma looked at Jiangnan in disbelief.

Such an intimate relationship, isn't it a boyfriend?

Jiang Nan looked at them and smiled, "We're already married."

The girls and grandma blushed ashamedly, and they didn't even know why they were blushing, maybe they were excited?

Jiangnan: ? ? ?

He didn't have time to think about the reaction of the young couple. Mu Huaixi had already returned with instant noodles filled with boiling water. He had a noble aura lingering around him, and he couldn't hide it even in the narrow space of the train.

When he went to pick up the boiling water just now, the people around gave way to him automatically.

Even if what he holds in his hand is just cheap instant noodles, it doesn't detract from his temperament at all.

He put the instant noodles in front of Jiangnan, keenly felt that the eyes of the two young men on the opposite side were not looking at him. He glanced over and found that the girl was looking at him and Jiangnan with envy.

Mu Huaixi raised his eyebrows, and whispered in Jiangnan's ear, "What did you say when I wasn't around?" It was almost a whisper.

Jiang Nan took a sip of instant noodles, covered his hot cheeks, and made up his mind not to say anything.

"Hey, there seems to be a child outside the window." The girl was quietly observing the couple, but when she saw the window from the corner of her eye, she suddenly called out.

"Where is it?" Grandma Huihui leaned over, "No, where are the dolls at night."

"But I really saw it just now." The girl scratched her head, and finally muttered, "Maybe my eyes are dazzled."

Jiang Nan took a sip of the soup, looked out the window, and looked away after a while, without saying anything, he said to Mu Huaixi, "Do you want to have a sip?"

Mu Huaixi looked at the red chili oil and a few pickled peppers inside, and shook his head firmly to refuse.

No.30 Jiangnan, who failed Amway four times, sighed. His Huaixi family may never taste the delicious pickled pepper instant noodles.

An hour later, when the bus was about to arrive at the station, Jiang Nan took an exorcism charm folded into a triangle and handed it to the girl.

girl:"……"

Grandma Hui: "..."

Jiang Nan smiled and didn't speak. The girl frowned again and again. Finally, for some reason, she reached out and took the talisman, and said to Jiang Nan: "Thank you."

Grandma Gray: ? ? ?

Although this girl likes to listen to supernatural stories, isn't she a materialist and a firm believer in science?

Jiang Nan didn't care what they were thinking, the car stopped with a bang, the voice announced the arrival of the station, and he and Mu Huaixi got out of the car following the flow of people.

As soon as he got out of the station, he saw Tong Yang waving desperately in the distance, with Yunxiu standing beside him.

"Jiang Ju, Brother Mu, here!"

Before this kid asked Jiangnan on WeChat when he would be back, Jiangnan told him the time, but he didn't expect to come to pick them up.

The resounding "Jiangju" word echoed in the station, and it must be an official if it can be called "ju".

When the people around heard it, they all looked towards Jiangnan.

Jiangnan: "..."