Yokohama Cat Cat Food Guide

"Grandpa?" Xiaokui repeated in doubt, and the three-colored cat immediately became excited.

"Yes, this old man is your grandfather!"

Saiki Kusuo pulled back Xiaokui who was curious and didn't understand the matter with his paw. Now that he hasn't figured out who the other party is, how could he let Xiaokui be abducted by a strange cat.

Xiaokui didn't understand Saiki Kusuo's worries, but she got the reason why Saiki Kusuo felt that the other party was a liar.

She leaned close to Saiki Kusuo's ear, lowered her voice, and whispered: "Wow, he is a male three-colored cat. I heard that it is very rare and valuable, but... this kind of cat can't give birth to kittens. Tomcat?"

Because the genetic chromosome abnormality of the male Sanhua cat is one in 40, the sex chromosome is a trisomy, and it cannot produce normal sperm by symmetrical division, so most of the male Sanhua cats are male and male cats. Not a kitten.

Although Xiaokui doesn't know the details of theoretical knowledge, she still has common sense about cats, so let alone Saiki Kusuo, she doesn't believe Sanhuamao's statement.

Sanhuamao: "..." Ah, I forgot to explain this.

Saiki Kusuo's telepathic range is to passively receive heart voices within 200 meters, so the voices he hears are particularly noisy, and if he doesn't pay special attention to them, he usually ignores them.

As for the three-flowered cat in front of him, when he first approached, he was emotionally agitated, and his voice was particularly messy, but after being questioned and cold, he finally calmed down.

Saiki Kusuo heard Sanhuamao's weak complaints: "But the old man is not a real Sanhuamao, the old man is a human!"

[Oh, I forgot about the supernatural beings. Xiaokui usually behaves too much like a cat, and just now he was thinking about cats. His thinking was misled, and he forgot. Xiaokui is Human beings, so her grandfather is naturally human too.

What to do, just like guarding against thieves, wouldn’t it be strange to persuade Xiaokui to go with Sanhuamao instead, not to mention——] Sai Mu Kusuo turned his face slightly, and watched speechlessly as he emerged from the sofa On top of his head, 【The group of people behind, can you stop thinking about your bloody eight o'clock TV series?There is still a difference in generation here! 】

Sanhuamao finally organized the language, and he spoke again: "My name is Natsume Soseki."

Natsume Soseki looked at Saiki Kusuo with some concern. He wanted to say that he was human, but what if he scared the real cat?This is Xiaokui's friend, if she doesn't play with Xiaokui in the future, will Xiaokui blame him for scaring her friends away.

In fact, Saiki Kusuo is also a human being: […]

Fortunately, Xiaokui still has some impressions of this name. After all, he just mentioned it a few days ago, "Ah, this seems to be Xiaokui's relatives, but Dad has been unable to find him...is it you?"

Xiaokui leaned forward suspiciously, looked left and right, and then said in surprise: "It turns out that Xiaokui really has a grandpa, and it's a real cat. I thought it would be like Doraemon." .”

Saiki Kusuo: [...Doraemon?Didn't you say that you are a Digimon before, it was created by your AI father's data. 】

Although this sounds funny, Xiaokui really thinks that way, not because of the second disease of the middle school. After all, he has lived among a group of inhuman beings since he was a child, and it is normal to find a sense of belonging to his own position. Saiki Kusuo once Seriously discussed with Xiaokui, it is impossible for her to evolve into Tyrannosaurus, there is absolutely no one in her evolution route, and I actively recommend Flower Fairy or Celestial Monster to her.

After all, a little fairy or an elf, Saiki Kusuo thinks it will be more in line with Aoi's characteristics, so let's forget about the tyrannosaur, to be honest.

Xiaokui blushed, and her tail unconsciously twitched. After she was laughed at by Edogawa Ranpo last time, she knew that she would not be able to evolve. She was also lost for half an hour and ate the mackerel that was offered before. The stock of canned crabs has just recovered.

"Hmph, Xiaokui made a mistake, can't you?"

Saiki Kusuo: [...OK. 】

He no longer looked at Xiaokui, because a certain parent was about to explode, and he heard the angry voice of the other party: "My lovely little granddaughter, she has suffered so much over the years, and she can't even tell whether she is a human or a cat." Clearly, she is so thin, I don’t know if she is eating well. Why is this cat looking at her all the time? Hey, Xiaokui is very cute, but why are you staring at her? It must be because Xiaokui is too cute, no, grandpa must Protect Xiaokui from the harassment of wild tomcats!"

There are a lot of complaints, but on the surface it looks quite stable.But he is neither a wild man nor a wild tomcat, so how did he come up with the word wild tomcat.

Saiki Kusuo didn't want to be dragged into the matter of meeting his grandfather and grandson. He glanced at the customers of the coffee shop, planning to grab some desserts, and then go to the owner to ask for coffee jelly.

It's just that before he left, Xiaokui refused the request to leave with Natsume Soseki. Xiaokui had no experience in contact with relatives, and her adoptive father No. : "Grandpa, I'm still working part-time to earn snacks. The owner will prepare a dessert for us later."

The meaning is obvious, the relatives have already been recognized, can she go to the table next to the customer to get something to eat?She almost finished the stack of cookies she just took.

Natsume Soseki looked at Xiaokui with eyes full of love and guilt, as well as a bit of distress. He didn't want to leave just like that, and suggested, "Grandpa is fine too. Grandpa will accompany you."

Don't underestimate him, for so many years, he has also pretended to be a cat, eats and drinks to get by, and he is very familiar with this routine.

Saiki Kusuo: […] There is nothing to be proud of.

But he has the capital to be proud, at least Natsume Soseki's cuteness skills are much better than Saiki Kusuo, he will go to the store door to spread out cat cakes to pretend to bask in the sun, and when he attracts people, he will bring them into the store.

Even Xiaokui was amazed by this ability to guide customers.

By the way, Saiki Kusuo also listened to a wave of Natsume Soseki's psychological journey, including his memories of going to the Armed Detective Agency just now when he came to find Xiaokui.

The old enemies couldn't find him, but they found trouble with his son and daughter-in-law. As a result, the only granddaughter was missing, and she couldn't find it after many years of searching. In the end, she went out to sell cute and had a few meals and came back to hear her disciple Fukuzawa's order Yoshi and Edogawa Ranpo are discussing his granddaughter.

It turned out that the granddaughter he had been unable to find was living in Yokohama with a new name by her adoptive father, and she was still looking for him. It turned out that it was such a twist of fate that they did not find each other by coincidence.

The granddaughter inherited his abilities from generation to generation, and it is so cute to turn into a cat, but the adoptive father is too unreliable.Fukuzawa Yukichi discovered that Xiaokui, who had not integrated into the crowd, actually went to the hospital for regular physical examinations every year. However, she followed her name to find the previous medical history and found that she was shocked by electric shocks and ate motor oil when she was young. Records of hospitalization for ulcer perforation.

From this, Edogawa Ranpo deduced that the artificial intelligence Wumaru No. [-], who is a god-dragon but never ends, must have a personality parameter prototype of a highly educated person with a sick daughter, and this daughter died early, and the cause of death is probably [-]%. It is related to the father who wants to save his daughter but has the opposite effect, so Wu Wan No. [-], who should be omniscient as soon as he joins the Internet, has obsession and flaws in raising his daughter.

This inference can make Natsume Soseki blow up. The prototype of this artificial intelligence has already raised a daughter to death, and the artificial intelligence also raised her to death in the early days of raising Xiaokui. Although I now know how to find a way to make up for it, but His own grandfather would not dare to let Xiao Kui be raised by that artificial intelligence again, he wants to regain Xiao Kui's custody!

Saiki Kusuo, who was listening to Natsume Soseki's mental journey: [...] Was Xiaokui so miserable when she was a child?No wonder she looks much younger than her peers now.

He watched Natsume Soseki walk up to Xiaokui who was plunging headfirst into the plate to lick butter, hesitated for a long time, and then tentatively asked, "Xiaokui, do you want to be with grandpa..."

Wait, he himself eats, drinks, and lives everywhere, how is he going to raise Xiaokui?

Xiaokui raised her half-stained face with cream, intending to ask the shopkeeper to wipe it off for her later, but now she looked like a dab with salad dressing, and she replied blankly, "What are you doing?"

"Eat dried fish with grandpa. When I came here, I saw the president of the detective agency go to buy new dried fish." Natsume Soseki found that at this time he had only Fukuzawa Yukichi as the most reliable disciple, and he did not It does not mean that Fukuzawa Yukichi's stock of dried fish is reliable.

"Oh yes." Then Xiaokui turned to ask Saiki Kusuo, "Saiki, would you like to go to rub the dried fish with us, I can give you the random snacks."

[No, I'll forget it. ] Saiki Kusuo does not want to offend two people at once, whether it is the three-flowered cat in front of him who is staring at him fiercely, or the big detective who finds that the snacks he hid in the armed detective agency have been stolen and is rolling all over the floor.