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Fu Heihui and the others failed to call the police in the end. The boy Yan Wutiaowu of the JK department acted like a baby, and the students who had long been accustomed to his behavior were speechless and helpless.

Fortunately, Xiaoyu and the others don't care too much about Gojo Satoru, but Xiaokui is very upset with Gojo Satoru who usually likes to snatch her own desserts, but now bullies her sister, but Xiaokui usually uses her invincible means of revenge. Meow meow punches instead of calling the police.

Therefore, Jiang Gu Ling, who was a real policeman with fake wine on the scene, had no chance to play.

Xiaokui, who was usually worried because of her innocent personality, turned around at this time, and was very worried about her honest sister Xiaoyu who didn't even know she was being bullied.

Xiaoyu is really too honest, she can still take care of one or two in front of her eyes, but she is still planning to return to her original world, what if she is bullied in a place she can't see?

"The first Xiaoyu Protection Symposium starts now!" Xiaokui slapped the blackboard vigorously, signaling to everyone she had summoned to pay attention.

"Teacher, I also want to be the host~" Gojo Gojo stretched his arms and danced wildly eagerly, but was ignored by Xiaokui.

"Hey, does Xiaoyu really need protection? The vacuum cleaner in her hand can breathe fire. In a real fight, even Dazai would be beaten by her. In contrast, this detective is the one who needs protection. Well, why haven't you seen Xiaokui protecting me so much!" Ranpo Edogawa said dissatisfiedly that it was not such a boring meeting, if it wasn't for the fact that there were too many snacks on the meeting table, he would have planned to Go home and sleep.

Of course, don't ask why Ranpo Edogawa is willing to come to this kind of meeting, it's because Xiaokui gave too many snacks.

"Of course it is necessary!" Osamu Dazai propped his chin with both hands, looking extremely innocent, "Girls all need to be protected, Miss Xiaoyu is no exception, not to mention Miss Xiaoyu is kind-hearted, just..."

It's just a little off-line, and the brain circuit is often not on the same channel as them, as if it came out of a sand sculpture cartoon. Is it because it is a robot?

Osamu Dazai couldn't help looking at another robot present - Enichi Zero.

Yuan Yiling sat in the corner in a daze, his six hands took up more space, so he was separated from the people next to him, and he looked a little withdrawn among them.

And there is a bottle of motor oil in front of him, probably because everyone has snacks to eat, and the motor oil is the Yuan Yi Zero type of motor oil!

Wu Wan No. [-] sat next to Yuan Yi Zero, and a bottle of engine oil was also placed in front of him.But it's not like the half-drinked bottle of engine oil in Yuanyi Zero, the bottle in front of Wumaru No. motor oil bottle.

It seems that the characters of the robots are completely different!Dazai thought.

Saiki Kusuo placed coffee jelly in front of him. He stared at the coffee jelly for a long time, and managed to get rid of the temptation of dessert, and turned his attention to the topic Xiaokui said.

"First, we need to gather everyone's wisdom and discuss how to deal with the situation when my sister is bullied. Second, write these situations into programs. Third, update my sister's database!" Xiaokui started with a chalk Write crookedly on the blackboard the steps of your plan, "That's it. If you have any suggestions, you can tell them."

"I have no objection! I don't think everyone has any objection, how about..." Gojo Satoru stood up, revealing the skirt he was wearing on his lower body, "...how about a scenario where I play the role of Miss Xiaoyu Come on, let's discuss what Ms. Xiaoyu might encounter..."

Gojo Satoru, who was wearing a short skirt borrowed from his student Kizaki Yarose, was fiddling with his long legs, but it had no effect other than making the men present want to poke their eyes.

Saiki Kusuo sent this guy who had no teacher's morals flying with a decisive punch, so as not to suffer from his own eyes.

Xiaokui tapped on the computer keyboard calmly, "Okay, if you encounter a pervert in women's clothing, just punch him flying."

"It's too much! Didn't I play Miss Xiaoyu? Why did you write me as the one who bullied Miss Xiaoyu?" Wujo Satoru, who teleported back, stood behind Xiaokui, and was unhappy when he saw what she wrote. Puckered his mouth.

"Actually, the reason why Xiaokui held this meeting is entirely because she is afraid that Miss Xiaoyu will be bullied by you!" Edogawa ranpo complained, "Look at the snacks on the table, there is no such thing as your favorite edamame whipped cream flavored Kiku blessing!"

The detective had already noticed that he and Osamu Dazai were invited by Xiaokui, so on the table were his favorite snacks and the brand of canned crab that Osamu Dazai liked.As for Gojo Satoru, if he was not a sweet party like Xiaokui and deliberately snatched the dessert Xiaokui prepared for him, he would have to sit by and watch them eat.

Wait, sweetie?

Edogawa Ranpo, who is also a sweet party, grabbed the snacks in front of him, such as thick dim sum, delicious sticks, bear biscuits, wave soda, etc., and stared at Gojo Satoru vigilantly.

Gojo Satoru noticed Edogawa Ranpo's gaze, raised his head, and looked at the pile of snacks he was...protecting through his sunglasses.

"Don't bully Ranpo!" Xiao Kui noticed Gojo Satoru's gaze and hurriedly stopped him.

"What should Miss Xiaoyu do if she meets a bad guy who wants to steal her snacks?" Yuan Yi Zero type made a new scenario interpretation proposition based on this scene.

This question Wu Wan No. [-] said he would.

Wu Wan No. [-] stretched out a finger, the finger suddenly folded to one side, and flames burst out from the interface, "If you snatch Xiaoyu's favorite oil, just light the oil and burn that bastard."

When Xiaokui was about to type on the keyboard according to her father's words, she was stopped by Gojo Satoru, "No, this is too cruel! And who will snatch her engine oil! I don't drink engine oil."

"Who knows?" Xiaokui shrugged, "Hui said, as long as you don't keep your eyes on you, you can do anything, even stealing other people's engine oil is really possible!"

Others agreed.

Wutiaowu: "..."

Saiki Kusuo felt that what Xiaokui said was too reasonable, so he decided to start it, lest the sacred coffee jelly fall into the hands of the big devil Gojo Satoru.

As a teacher, Gojo Satoru felt that it was necessary for him to remind, "But the other person is not me, what if your sister really sets someone on fire, it's very dangerous!"

"Then add a sentence 'this situation is only for Gojo Satoru'." Xiaokui felt that what Gojo Satoru said made sense, "But I don't think there is anyone else who would steal my sister's engine oil except you."

Gojo Satoru: "..." Is this the first Xiaoyu Protection Seminar?This is clearly the first Wutiaowu persecution conference!

"Also, can you change into a pair of trousers first, you are really eye-catching when you wear a skirt, and the hair on your legs is exposed!" Osamu Dazai said with disgust.

Gojo Goto replied unconvinced, "I don't have any leg hair showing, you talk like I'm an uncle with hairy legs!"

It has been said that he is a JK type, JK will not have such things as leg hair, okay?

However, Osamu Dazai waved his hand casually, "It's almost the same."

Wujo Wuhuan folded his hands and snorted coldly, "You are just about the same. How could I remember that someone said that I had clashed with the setting? If I am the uncle with hairy legs, then you are also the uncle with hairy legs."

Osamu Dazai spread his hands indifferently, "That's okay, anyway, I am dressed in a windbreaker jacket, long trousers, and leg hair is Schrödinger's existence, unless you are a super big guy who won't let go of even cute boys." Abnormal, hey, it's scary, you actually want to take off my pants."

He twisted his body in a contrived way, with his hands folded on his chest, as if a cute little loli under the age of 12 had met Mori Ogai.

Xiaokui asked curiously: "Then Dazai, what should we do if we encounter such a pervert?"

"Hmm~" Osamu Dazai immediately assumed a classic sitting posture of Commander Ikari, with his head lowered so that people could not see his expression, and when people thought he was about to say something serious, he raised his head again, showing She smirked, "I shouted for help at the beginning, and asked the justice messenger to destroy this super pervert!"

Everyone: "..." Mistake, not only Gojo Satoru should not be invited to this kind of meeting, even Dazai Osamu should not be invited.

Gojo Satoru hurriedly took two steps back, with a full face of rejection, "I'm not interested in a guy like you, why are you talking so perverted! You, a guy who always clings to his leg hair, is even more perverted!"

"You are more perverted in women's clothing!" Osamu Dazai eloquently called Xiao Kui, "Xiao Kui, tell me, which of the two of us do you think is more perverted?"

"They're all pretty perverted." Xiaokui said after consideration.

Gojo Satoru and Dazai Osamu: "..."

Edogawa Ranpo laughed out loud, but Gomaru No. [-] and Enichi Zero Type, two robots who don't have long legs and don't care about gender, don't understand the point of their dispute at all. .

In the end, the first Xiaoyu Protection Seminar ended with Gojo Satoru and Dazai Osamu fighting each other.

Xiaokui, who wanted to protect her sister, only typed a plan with only a few lines of words. In the end, she had to give up the idea of ​​asking this group of seemingly experienced but completely unreliable people for advice, and turned to another There are more researched "experts" in this area.

Xiaoyu flipped through the girls' manga called "Let's Fall in Love", "Sakiko Yumeno? Oh, I know, Mr. Gintoki usually likes to read manga, but he prefers to read juvenile manga magazines like "JUMP". "

"The self-help manual for beautiful girls this time was written by this cartoonist. I heard that he copied the scripts of the drama club in his high school. The quality is guaranteed!"

Xiaoyu, who didn't understand the logical relationship between the self-help manual and the script of the drama club, nodded ignorantly, and then opened the thick stack of books that Xiaokui brought.