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"Oh——congratulations, the first prize, won the three-day trip to the present world." The boss rang the bell and announced.

Xia Youjie was not happy with this award. If possible, he would prefer the second prize—a three-day trip to Hell Hot Spring Hotel.

After all, in the present world, his body was used by others before, and now it has been cremated to ashes. If he reappears in the present world, it will be fine if he is not recognized, but if he is recognized, it will be a big trouble.

The so-called death is like a lamp being extinguished, and the things in life should not affect the dead after death, Xia Youjie said with emotion.

Xia Youjie embarked on the road of carrying out the "righteousness" in his heart, and the first thing he did was to kill his ordinary parents to prove the truth, so when he went to hell, there was nothing waiting for him except bull-headed and horse-faced In addition to the jailers, there are also parents with sticks and pans.

Before, his ordinary parents were powerless and defenseless against him who was a magician, but as seniors who had been ghosts for more than ten years, it was impossible for him to beat up a newborn ghost. smoothly.

#Children go astray, mostly due to lack of education, beating up is not wrong#

#任何义义就execute the righteousness, kill the fart, they gave birth to you and raised you for so many years, how can they be sorry for you#

#What's wrong with ordinary people, don't leave it in the families of ordinary people if you have the ability#

Over the years, Xia Youjie's parents have made up for his childhood shortcomings. He didn't know how many dishes of fried shredded pork with bamboo shoots. Xia Youjie has also resisted from the beginning to the present Buddhism.

After the fight, Xia Youjie's parents still cared for their son. Although Xia Youjie deserved a lot of punishment. When the work was stressful and there was a shortage of manpower, he submitted a resume application for Xia Youjie and found a job for him to reduce punishment.

Xia Youjie, who found that the recording class staff were either bald or mentally ill due to the high work pressure: You are really my biological parents!

Xia Youjie, who has a head of thick hair, has already experienced the feeling of hair loss, so he thought about the benefits of taking a vacation because he didn't want to go to this world.

But that is going to the present world!Xia Youjie thought about what he was doing in this world, and thought that if he was discovered, the troubles caused would make the hell staff increase his workload. It is already a hell-level workload. If there is more If it is, Xia Youjie can't bear it even if his body is made of iron.

Just as Xia Youjie was thinking, the boss took out a scroll and handed it to him, "If you go to this world, you need to buy everything on the scroll."

Xia Youjie looked at the boss silently, and the boss looked back at him with a smile, "After all, you are going to the present world. You don't really think that there is a good thing that you can go to the present world without doing anything, right? Naturally, you can only go if you have a job." .”

"Then give me the second prize instead!" Xia Youjie, who didn't really care where he was going, just wanted to take a vacation to maintain his hair.

"The second prize already has an owner, if you can find him to change it, please do so." The boss deservedly dealt with the dead in hell, very old-fashioned, "Oh, the winner of the second prize is there, look. "

Xia Youjie took the opportunity to look...it was a ghost lamp, and he couldn't afford to mess with it.

So Xia Youjie obediently took the reward and the scroll, and disappeared in a place where the ghost lamp could see without stopping.

This is the reason why Xia Youjie appeared in this world, and it was Xiao Kui who was in charge of connecting with Xia Youjie.

Originally it was not Xiaokui but Sakunosuke Oda, but Sakunosuke Oda was temporarily arrested by his editor, Mr. Xiaofeng, to catch up on the manuscript. Oda Sakunosuke entrusted Dazai Osamu, and Dazai Osamu, who was fishing, pushed the work to Xiaokui.

That's why Xiaokui dragged Saiki Kusuo to meet Xia Youjie who needed to complete the procurement tasks in this world and take a vacation by the way.

Hearing Xia Youjie's name, Xiao Kui, who felt familiar but couldn't remember where he had heard of it, looked at Xia Youjie whose eyes were narrowed into a line with a smile, and pulled Saiki Kusuo to whisper to him: "He It is the staff of the recording class. I heard from Oda Saku that the ghost lamp really wants to stuff me in to do information work such as computer input, but the recording class is more manual input, and the workload is very heavy, so most of the The staff are all..."

The last words were silent, but Saiki Kusuo had already got the answer from Xiaokui's inner voice, 【Is it bald? 】

Looking at Xia Youjie's strange Qi Haihou's slightly receding hairline and the hairline visible to the naked eye at the top, Qi Mu Kusuo was a little worried about the job arranged by the ghost lamp for Xiaokui.

Shouldn't the workload be so heavy?

By the way, and himself, shouldn't he also be worried? According to the principle of work arrangement of the ghost lamp to make the best use of everything, Saiki Kusuo is afraid that he will be a brick in the future, and he will move wherever he needs to.

But the ghost lamp will not be unreasonable, Saiki Kusuo feels that the hairline between himself and Xiaokui can still be kept.

Seeing the two of them staring at his hair, Xia Youjie couldn't help but shudder, "I always feel that the two of you are thinking about something impolite."

"No!" Xiao Kui argued weakly, and then handed Xia Youjie a form for him to fill out.

Because Xia Youjie is different from the staff who formally signed the labor contract like Oda Sakunosuke, he still needs to atone for his sins. Even if he is approved to come to the world, he still needs the supervision of other staff.

"You must come back when the stipulated time comes. Don't think about escaping from hell. Otherwise, when Ghost Lantern catches you back, you will be beaten with a mace!" Nightmare of ghosts, including Xia Youjie. "Absolutely, absolutely, don't try to do bad things, this is my territory, Mrs. Xiaokui, and I will keep an eye on you."

Xiaokui tried her best to look fierce, but unfortunately she couldn't scare anyone at all, but Xia Youjie didn't have the idea of ​​contradicting Xiaokui, so she obediently agreed.

"You can go to the street on the left to buy things first, and then store them with me, so that you can go on vacation with ease." A bald ghost who works in hell and spends too much time on purchases during his hard-earned vacation.

"Thank you."

"Xiaokui, I'm here to play with you~~~"

Xia Youjie's voice of thanking was overlapped by another voice, and Xia Youjie was taken aback by the familiar tone.

Also stunned was Wujo Wu, who looked like a child looking for a playmate to play with, but Wujo Wu's reaction was much faster than Xia Youjie's. After all, he suffered a similar loss in Shibuya back then. Looking carefully at Xia Youjie in front of him, after confirming that it wasn't his best friend's grave being dug up again, he said in surprise, "Jie?"

"Enlightenment." Xia Youjie responded.

Sure enough, the three-day trip to Hell Hot Spring Hotel, the second prize, is better after all.

Xia Youjie thought to himself, the best friend who personally sent him to hell would not be like his parents, who would serve him with a feather duster every now and then. of.

Gojo Wu approached Xiaokui, and the two murmured. Gojo Wu quickly understood Xia Youjie's current situation. He turned around and held up a small flag that he didn't know where he got, "Qiao! Today is Wujo Tour Guide." !"

The 1.9-meter-tall man looks like a shy JK, twisting his waist and beckoning to Xia Youjie, "Since Jie finally came to this world, I, my best friend, will naturally treat you well, come on, ours The first station……"

"Miss Natsume, I think I'll go shopping first, see you later." Xia Youjie didn't want his hard-won vacation to be ruined by Gojo Satoru, so he ignored Gojo Satoru, who had a strong sense of presence, and left by himself .

After all, Xia Youjie can be called Wujo Wu's only close friend. He really knows exactly what kind of urine Wujo Wu is. When he was in school, if it wasn't the two of them doing things together, but Wujo Wu doing things alone , After that, the work of cleaning up the aftermath will definitely fall on his head.

In short, to a certain extent, Wujo Wu can be regarded as his source of pressure. His current hair volume can no longer bear the troubles of Wujo Wu.

"Jie, why are you walking so fast? By the way, what's wrong with your hair? I wanted to ask just now. Did you cut your hair specially for the popular hairstyle in hell?" He followed Xia Youjie's footsteps.

Hearing the voice gradually going away, Xiao Kui suddenly became happy, "Alright, if Xiao Wu is here, my workload can be reduced."

Although he really wanted to refute that Gojo Satoru added to the workload every time he appeared, Saiki Kusuo had nothing to say this time.

After all, with Gojo Satoru watching over him, Xia Youjie will obediently return to hell on time, and never want to come back again, at least not until his hair grows successfully.

He was just a little worried that Wutiaowu would involve Xia Youjie in making troubles together, and would cause trouble for them at that time.

"However, Xiaowu reminded me a little bit, and I finally remembered why this person is a little familiar. He is Xiaowu's friend who was stolen by bad guys and did bad things." Xiaokui suddenly realized, "I remember He is a monk, no wonder he has so little hair."

Saiki Kusuo: [...No, he is a fake monk, and Japanese monks don’t necessarily shave their heads. 】

"Then he should have shaved his head first, then he was busy with work and didn't have time to cut his hair, so the hairstyle became so strange?" Xiaokui said firmly.

Knowing that Xia Youjie's hair is not bald for this reason, Saiki Kusuo: […]

"His bangs look so weird. When he comes back, I'll recommend him a reliable hair salon." Xiao Kui planned enthusiastically.

Qi Munan thought ambitiously, in this case, Xia Youjie really won't come back to this world until he grows hair successfully.