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"Ah ah ah ah ah--"

Dazai Osamu's heart-piercing cry came from the consulting room, followed by chaotic friction and collision sounds mixed with Yosano Akiko's calm command, "Hold him, and bring me my chainsaw."

Xiaokui outside the clinic was trembling, and the frightened kitten hid in Edogawa Ranpo's hat, leaving a tail exposed uneasy, "Didn't you say it was just a simple inspection? What happened inside?"

Edogawa Ranpo didn't know.

It's not that he can't reason, but that he doesn't want to reason at all.

He didn't want to apply his reasoning to terrible things!

Especially the doctors in it are not limited to Yosano Akiko from their company. Fujimaru Tateka, who has perfect affinity, recommended several reliable helpers for the president Fukuzawa Yukichi, but Edogawa Ranpo really hopes that Fujimaru Tachika can do it at this time. Don't be so helpful.

He could already imagine how he would be covered with mosaics if he stepped into the consulting room, no, he had to resist!

Saiki Kusuo, who is always tired of being with Xiaokui, now completely disregards his girlfriend and runs to other men's heads, because he is now in an invisible state, and if he is touched, he will cancel the invisible, so it is inconvenient Bring Xiaokui.

"Hey, you are showing up next to you! One or two are like this, it doesn't look like I am in the front of Ranpo-sama!" Edogawa Ranpo complained, if it wasn't for the president Fukuzawa Yukichi to ask him to be obedient After undergoing a medical examination, he would have already left by now.

【Do you think I would be here now if my mother hadn't told me to have a physical examination? ] Saiki Kusuo also has plenty of slots.

Do people with superpowers still need a medical examination?If Qi Mu Kongsuke hadn't blamed him for his seasickness and let Qi Mu Kurumi force him over in worry, he would have escaped from Earth to Mars to calm down by now.

Edogawa Ranpo wanted to show Saiki Kusuo in a photo, but how could he be a scumbag of martial arts to sneak attack a superpower? When he pulled it out, he only got two soft meow punches, so he had to give up.

He crossed his hips angrily, and shifted his target to the other people in the room waiting for inspection.

Except for him, everyone else in the Armed Detective Agency has completed the physical examination, and even Osamu Dazai is not behind. Although Osamu Dazai also wants to sneak away like Edogawa Ranpo, but compared to the respectable Ranpo-sama, Everyone felt less scruples about Osamu Dazai. Kunikida Doppo directly dragged him to the consultation room. Even Atsushi Nakajima, who usually listened to Osamu Dazai the most, tried his best to suppress Osamu Dazai who wanted to escape.

Edogawa Ranpo thought for a long time, skipped the option of pushing Saiki Kusuo and Aoi to the front, and turned to Gojo Satoru who was standing in the corner.

"Or, you go first?"

Wujo Satoru never tried to minimize his sense of existence like today.

Unlike Saiki Kusuo who is afraid of his mother, Gojo Satoru is not afraid of the old man in the family at all. He is the head of the Gojo family himself, but the god of ancestors and knowledge, Sugawara Michizane, and the night when he routinely sends Xiaokui to the medical examination every year After Dou met, he suddenly cared about him as a junior.

"I heard that you like to eat sweets very much, do you really have no problem with your teeth?" the old ancestor said.

Just kidding, of course there is no problem, he is the strongest master of the art with no lower limit, how could things like tooth decay happen to him, as long as he uses a reversal art...

[So it's really tooth decay. ] Saiki Kusuo gloated and exposed a certain big white-haired cat covering his face with an aggrieved expression.

Gojo Satoru shuddered and slid down wearing sunglasses, revealing his blue eyes, the grievances in those eyes were about to overflow, but unfortunately none of the people present would let him go for the sake of his beauty horse.

Because the school doctor of the high school couldn't hold back this slippery old classmate, so the old ancestor Sugawara Michizane came forward and spent a "huge sum" of five yen to let Yato deliver Xiaokui When Meow went for the medical examination, he took the five Meows along with him.

So Gojo Satoru can't escape now, can't escape, and his teeth really hurt a little. Seeing his little friend Xiaokui shivering in other people's hats, he can't help being a little scared.

People who love sweets are afraid of dentists, and children are afraid of dentists, so it is not surprising that Gojo Satoru, who also loves sweets and is only five years old, is afraid of dentists.

Especially since the doctor in the consultation room doesn't seem to be a professional dentist, and that Osamu Dazai screamed too badly, right?What happened inside?

Just like Edogawa Ranpo, although Gojo Satoru was a little curious about the situation in the room, but more of a resistance, he didn't want to use his ability to "see".

"Ah... um... woo..."

Osamu Dazai's screams have been intermittent, and he doesn't know whether he is tired or resigned to his fate.

Xiaokui's cat head stuck out of her deerstalker hat, and she timidly stared at the door of the consulting room, for fear that the door would suddenly open and pull her into the room.

There is not only the doctor Yosano Akiko in the room, but also the doctors from Fujimaru Tatsuka's side and the head nurse. Not to mention Xiaokui's timidity, even Fujimaru Tatsuka panicked when he saw them when he was usually injured. .

What's more, there are a few guys who said they want to see the difference between the body of the supernatural person and the difference between ordinary people and followed them in with props. Xiaokui seriously suspects that the reason why Osamu Dazai yelled so loudly was because of those Scientific research leaders are "caring" for him.

"Squeak——" the terrifying door opened, and Yosano Akiko, who was wearing a white coat, was leaning lazily by the door, still holding a notebook in her hand to record something.

"next."

Sure enough, the time has come.

Xiaokui immediately slipped back into the deerstalker hat, Saiki Kusuo hid himself, although he didn't leave here, but he didn't know where he went, Gojo Satoru stood against the wall, but Edogawa Ranpo would not let him go, Pointing at it with a finger, "He will be the next one. He has a toothache and is in a hurry!"

"I don't know you well, why are you cheating me like this?" Wujo Wutiao weakly resisted, but today's temporary doctor's assistant, Ye Doujun, had already stood silently behind him, putting his hand on him Gojo Satoru fell silent on his shoulder.

Gods as big as his ancestors couldn't and couldn't beat them.

Yato smiled brightly, and dragged the reluctant five big cats into the consultation room. After a while, Osamu Dazai, who looked as if his soul was about to fly away from his body, came out with his head drooping, and he walked out without much energy. He looked back at Yosano Akiko, turned his head and fled in big strides, as if there was an evil spirit chasing after him.

Ranpo Edogawa saw Osamu Dazai running for his life, and he didn't want to do a medical examination anymore. Xiaokui didn't want to see it either, Maomao turned her head to Yato, and she thought about the way to escape from here under the supervision of Yato .

[Don't think about it, after running away for so many years, which time have you succeeded? 】Although Saiki Kusuo is also passively sabotaging his work, he has actually resigned to his fate and just wants to escape for a while.

[What if it succeeds? 】Xiao Kui is not reconciled.

"Hey, hey, what are you holding, keep it away from me!" Wutiao Satoru's terrified voice came from the consulting room, and it was hard to ignore the struggling sound.

Even Gojo Satoru, who has always been fearless, made such a voice!Xiaokui's eyes widened in disbelief, "It's even bigger than the previous movement, Xiaowu, he..."

【He has gone away with peace of mind, you don't need to miss him. 】 Saiki Kusuo continued calmly.

Edogawa Ranpo: "..."

"Don't want this!" The resistance of Gojo Satoru in the middle became more intense.

"Please don't move around, I will sterilize you."

"Anyone use a chainsaw to kill bacteria!!!"

"Because...the pliers can't get close, and anyone who dares to obstruct the treatment should be eliminated..."

"Are you crazy?"

"Teeth...head...cut off..."

Yato looked at Xiao Aoi who was about to move and was about to sneak away. He had already come out of Edogawa Ranpo's hat and climbed onto the opponent's shoulder.

"Yato..."

"If you don't listen, be careful to become the next five." Yato threatened, "Look at the people who didn't resist in front of you are fine, but those who resisted fiercely..."

"Duang!" There was a loud noise in the consulting room, and Gojo Satoru's voice disappeared.

[This time I really want to go to Santuchuan to meet his best friend. 】 Saiki Kusuo said with emotion, 【】After all, the head nurse is willing to save all lives, even if it takes all lives. 】

At this time, the very appropriate door opened again, and Yosano Akiko came out again and shouted, "The last one has a special nurse to take care of it, so the next one can come in first."

Xiaokui regained her human form tremblingly, took a breath, and prepared to listen to Yato's words, obediently completing the task of this year's physical examination.

However, Edogawa Ranpo came to the door first, "Forget it, let's finish it soon, and Ranpo-sama is not afraid!"

Saiki Kusuo also lifted his invisibility, and stood side by side next to Edogawa Ranpo, 【Hurry up and solve it. 】

Xiaokui: "..." Why are you so active right now.

"Probably the next doctor will be safer." Yato touched his chin, "Although I think today's doctors are more..."

"Xiaokui first, Xiaokui first!" Xiaokui squeezed forward, from between Edogawa Ranpo and Saiki Kusuo to the front of Yosano Akiko.

Yosano Akiko smiled, "I am the doctor in charge of you, please take care of me."

Xiaokui nodded her head in a daze, "Yeah, I'm sorry to trouble you."

"Then let's check with another doctor, it's getting late." Edogawa Ranpo suddenly became understanding.

【Well, the drama I'm following is almost up. 】 Saiki Kusuo agreed.

"Anyway, the most difficult problem has been solved. There is no need for so many people to watch, so you can do it yourself." Yosano Akiko waved to them, and pushed Xiaokui into the room.

Seeing Xiaokui's figure disappear, the two men breathed a sigh of relief in unison.

[The one who shakes the most is not there, the rest... should be fine. 】