Yokohama Cat Cat Food Guide

My name is Shuichi Saiki, and I am a transcendent.

Transcendents are very rare existences among supernatural beings. One person has the strength to destroy a country, but this is not a big deal, because my father Saiki Kusuo is a supernatural being. It is said that he killed all of them in three days when he was about 16 years old. The strength of all human beings is even more unfathomable now. I, a transcendent, are really not enough in front of him.

In front of the real boss, I obediently followed my powerful father and learned to pretend to be an ordinary person. Facts have proved that this is really the most correct choice I have ever made.

Because I found that the existence of the store opposite my shop is not ordinary, the number of people who can destroy a country's power can't be counted on two hands, not to mention the existence of the power to destroy the planet, once again, my transcendent The strength of the player is really not enough.

So is the specification of destroying the earth so common?The opposite is only a few meters away from my house!Is the earth so dangerous?No wonder Dad tried hard to be an ordinary person. The kind of guy who thinks he's great is easily killed by the sweeping monks that can be seen everywhere. This is how it is done in TV dramas. There are few scenes and few lines, and the audience will feel that this person is a middle-school fool. Feel.

He really deserves to be the strongest member of our family, he really has a vision.

[No, I just want to be an ordinary person. 】

Although my father is the strongest in my family, my father still listens to my mother.Mother Qi Mukui is a person with supernatural abilities. She said she is a person with supernatural abilities, but she didn’t even fully grasp her own supernatural abilities. According to her father, her mother’s supernatural abilities are actually quite strong, but because she lacked guidance in the early days, she was too lazy to learn later. , so her supernatural ability so far has only the effect of turning into a cute cat, without any lethality.

Logically speaking, she should be the weakest in our family, but the truth is, Mom is the top of the food chain in the family.This worldly relationship between strength and weakness is really difficult to judge, and I, a seven-year-old child, don't quite understand it.

"Xiuichi, the soy sauce at home is gone!" Mom's voice came from the kitchen.

"Got it!" I responded immediately, ran to the door of the kitchen, reached out to take the money from my mother, carefully stuffed it into my pocket, then waved to my mother, happily running errands for my mother up.

Saiki Kusuo, who has been sitting by the side and tried to intervene in the middle but was ignored by his son, was in a complicated mood: [I feel that I am better than my mother, so I am obedient... I clearly believe that I am the strongest in the family, why do I ignore me so naturally , Will I also become a man like my father who is ignored by my son? 】

Thinking of the image of Saiki Kunoharu, Saiki Kusuo felt that he should not, at least he would not lick his boss's shoes.

"Nan Jun, come help~"

【coming. 】

"The soy sauce that I often eat at home... Ah, I found it." Standing by the shelf, I checked the price and calculated in my mind whether my change would be enough to buy strawberry milk.

It is said that my father would run errands for grandma when he was a baby, and I was far behind. Last year, my mother was relieved to let me run errands on the street alone.

It is said to be at ease, but more to be assured of those "big tails" following me.

Uncle Kunikida who is hiding on a telephone pole, Uncle Atsushi who is hiding in a tree, Uncle Nakaya who is floating in the sky, and Uncle Dazai who may be submerged in the water and may not know where he is being washed away by the water.

There are also big cats who don't know where they are hiding, but they can occasionally hear meowing. It is not clear which part of them belongs to the opposite sweet cat coffee shop or the younger brother of the former grandfather Natsume Soseki.

And I bet three bottles of strawberry milk, my mother will definitely ask the monitors along the road to help take care of me, and my father, who has always been as steady as Mount Tai, must be watching me with clairvoyance.

Fortunately, I was quite good, neither lost my way, nor was I abducted by unknown people.

Although abducting a transcendent is definitely something those people can't think of, but what if?Even for a person as powerful as his father, when he was a child, someone wanted to abduct him to the laboratory as a material, let alone me.

The world is so dangerous, it would be terrible if someone stronger than me came.It doesn't need to be too powerful, as long as it is a little bit stronger, my life may lead to a terrible future.

Therefore, for safety first, it is better to be cautious.

Carrying the soy sauce, I came to my safe house No. [-], and put the change I found into the piggy bank, so that I could accumulate more and buy a box of strawberry milk at once.

"Shuichi, next time you get under my table, can you say hello in advance?" Edogawa Ranpo expressed helplessness, no matter how strong his reasoning ability is, there is no way to predict when a nimble child will Get under his desk while he reads the paper.

Even if it is predicted sometimes, all he can do with his physical strength is lift his feet.

"Oh, I see, Uncle Ranbu." I obediently responded, and put the piggy bank back in place.

Under the desk of Uncle Ranpo of the Armed Detective Agency is my safe house No. [-].I put the change I usually save here, this is the safest place I can think of, no one can break through Uncle Ranbu's defense line, even if he does, Uncle Ranbu can reason it out, and I can get it back my money.

What, why not keep it at home?

It still doesn't work, if Dad misses the super power and razes the house, or Dad uses super powers such as equivalent replacement to use up my piggy bank, it won't be good.

I’m not talking about Dad. Although Dad’s superpowers are powerful, but because there are too many superpowers, even if Uncle Sorasuke’s machine is no longer needed to control the superpowers, he still can’t control the superpowers occasionally.

Who made his club pop up some new superpowers from time to time to break the balance?Anyway, after seeing Dad’s favorite coffee jelly being recruited by GAMEOVER, I understand that sometimes you can’t control it, but you can’t control it.

#Danger is by my side#

Sometimes I really can't understand why my mother can sleep with my father until dawn.

In other words, this is where my mother is strong, um, there was no typo just now, it is strong, not big-hearted.

By the way, near my safe house #[-], under Uncle Dazai's desk is Mom's safe house.Because Uncle Dazai occupies the sofa all the year round, and the desk is basically useless, so there are piles of mother's things on the top and bottom of his desk.

I'm more polite, just occupy a small space under the desk.After all, I am only a child, and I don’t have many things. My mother’s things have been accumulated for a long time, so much that a safe house here can’t satisfy her. I heard that there is a No. [-] safe house in Uncle Nakaya’s office in Mafia, the port.

I haven't been to port Mafia though, Dad says there's a horrible x-fetish there and it's dangerous for a cute little kid like me.Even though that fetish only likes girls under 12, what if I'm too cute to make him interested in boys under 12?

Dad said it was very possible, that X-fetishist was particularly interested in the Transcendence, and it would be bad if he became perverted and couldn't be stopped.

Uncle Ranbu gave me a bag of potato chips, and other uncles and aunts in the office also gave me snacks, but snacks also have a price. When I set foot on the way home, my little face was almost pinched red up.

Alas, such is the annoyance of being too popular.

【Ah. 】

"Dad." I should have thought, it took a long time to come out to make soy sauce, it must be my father who came to find me.

[When I was young, making soy sauce was only a matter of a few seconds, it took you too long. ] Dad said in a cold tone.

That's for sure, after all, Dad is a person with superpowers, but I'm not a person with superpowers, I'm just a person who transcends.And the time I spent was neither short nor long. If I were an ordinary child, I would probably still be picking at the shelves at the moment, and my mother would definitely not find anything unusual.

So Dad himself is worried, he always talks with a straight face and there is no ups and downs. Could it be the facial paralysis that Shinnosuke Nohara, the class next door to the kindergarten, said, oh no, it's Tsundere.

Wait, is it facial paralysis or tsundere, is it hereditary?

【Yeah, yeah, I can hear you. ] Dad still has no expression on his face, but I can see that he really wants to complain about me.

And I also know...

"Father, you sneaked out because you wanted to buy coffee jelly!"

【…】

Although Dad is a person with superpowers, he will never use superpowers to do illegal things, so his monthly pocket money is limited, if it doesn't cost one yen more, it won't.

Of course, I am not qualified to say him, because I am the same, and the reasoning is the same in reverse. Since I came to save money to buy strawberry milk, then my father must be better than me. He should be able to buy coffee jelly!

[…] Dad didn’t answer.

I:"……"

OK, got it.Dad's coffee jelly hasn't arrived yet, because I think too highly of Dad.

【I can hear you. 】The father with telepathy complained again.

The only snack-free person in our family is my mother, because she not only manages the kitchen, but also manages the financial power of the family.

At the same time, my mother's restraint on snacks is also the strongest in our family. After all, my mother does not have superpowers like my father. Eating too many snacks will cause tooth decay and obesity.

Therefore, the frequency of snacks in our family is based on the frequency of my mother, which leads to insufficient intake of sweets for my father and me.

[I'm the only one who doesn't have enough sweetness, so you don't have to eat too much, be careful of tooth decay, little fat man. ] Dad cruelly DISS me.

"I'm not fat, I'm still a child, only chubby is cute!" I argued.

[So don't you refute the tooth decay? 】Dad took me, activated teleportation, and immediately arrived at the door of the house. He took the soy sauce bottle and asked me to change my shoes.

Don't read Dad, I know.

Thinking of Uncle Ranbu being forced to go to the dentist forcibly, I also panicked in my heart.

"Xiuyi, you're back, the milkman just delivered your favorite strawberry milk~" Mom's voice came from the kitchen.

"Here we come." I changed my shoes, only to find that the soy sauce bottle had been taken by my cunning father to claim credit.

Damn it, being put together!After coaxing Mom, Dad's coffee jelly is now available. It turns out that this is Dad's purpose!

Wait, I also have strawberry milk, no loss!Well, what a day today!