Yokohama Cat Cat Food Guide

"Osamu Dazai." Xiaokui repeated the owner's name.

"Not this one, the other one." Osamu Dazai couldn't believe it, but he was looking forward to it.

"Odasaku." Xiaokui thought for a while, and finally thought of another name in what she just said.

Osamu Dazai straightened up abruptly, took two quick steps, his foot was tripped by his own bandage, and fell into a piece of cat cake.He wanted to go forward, but he remembered his physique against supernatural powers, so he retreated silently, opened his big eyes, looked at Xiaokui with longing eyes, and hoped that she would say more.

However, this look did not expect Xiaokui to come, and Minamoto Raimitsu, who was attracted by his round eyes, came. Raikou took a brisk step, rushed forward, and rubbed Dazai in his arms, with that fierce appearance Let Jin Shimiao hide away in an instant, and pull Xiao Kui along by the way.

Saiki Kusuo also felt bad. In his opinion, the cat Dazai completely shielded his superpowers, because he couldn’t read Dazai’s thoughts through telepathy, so since Dazai entered the door, he only heard Dazai Ji is there "meow meow meow meow".

But fortunately, he can indirectly hear what Osamu Dazai just said from the thoughts of the people next to him, just like he can't see the ghost unless his soul is out of the body, but he can get it from Xiaokui's inner thoughts. Know Oda Sakunosuke their existence.

Therefore, for Osamu Dazai, a cat with a supernatural bug, he adopted the strategy of keeping a respectful distance. Even though Osamu Dazai stretched out his paw in Minamoto Raimiko's arms, it was obvious that he was asking for help, but he still stood with the other two cats. Pretending to be absent by the wall.

Although the poor little black cat is usually very popular with women, he can't accept the maternal love of Minamoto Raimiko. He struggles to escape from the arms of Rai Mitsu, who claims to be his mother, but his physical strength is completely stronger than that of Minamoto. Not on the other side.

Only the shopkeeper Fujimaru Tachika, who was sitting at the cash register to settle the accounts, glanced at them after hearing Dazai's weak cry, and then turned his attention back to his account book, muttering in a low voice: " Ah, Laiguang's mother has lost her sanity again."

Afterwards, make an extra plate of crab meat soup for the new little black cat, as a comfort.

When Osamu Dazai finally broke free from Minamoto Raimitsu, he felt more tired than being beaten up by Nakahara Nakaya, but he still remembered what he was looking for, so he immediately went to Xiaokui.

Osamu Dazai recognized Xiaokui. It was the three-flowered cat that Chuya Nakahara raised before he joined the port mafia. She was once thrown away on purpose by Shirase in "Sheep", but she still found it for herself. For a cat, it is really smart, as smart as the three-colored cat named "Teacher" he met in the LUPIN bar before.

Although Xiaokui looks like a silly, white and sweet kitten to others, in Dazai Osamu's eyes, she is very smart, especially when she is full of revenge.

Osamu Dazai didn't want to think about how he was besieged and intercepted when he said in front of Xiaokui that Nakahara was also his dog. Obviously he had already checked that there was absolutely no bug or locator placed on him. But Xiaokui can always find him and use extremely childish methods to deal with him.

Although it doesn’t hurt to be hit by a cat toy, it doesn’t matter if the bandage is picked up to play with and can’t find a replacement, it doesn’t matter if the medicine used for suicide is poured on the floor, and the hanging rope is scratched and can’t hold it. His weight didn't matter, he'd never been successful with the suicide thing anyway.

But his canned crab was eaten!Apart from suicide, his usual hobbies are crabs. Osamu Dazai, who was underage at that time, felt that he had been bullied. He was bullied by a cat!Although he was the first to provoke every time, besides bullying Xiaokui, he also bullied Nakahara Chuya, but he just felt that he was being bullied by the cat!

No one has been able to bully him all this time, so cats can do it?of course not!

So the rare childish Osamu Dazai launched a battle with Sanhuamao. In addition to getting along well at the dinner table, they almost cheated each other when they met.

In Osamu Dazai's view, except that Xiaokui is like a cute little fairy cat when he is eating, and that he will patiently wait for him to finish eating before making troubles is more considerate, other aspects can be ignored Well, that idiot Nakahara Nakiya has too much filter on Xiaokui, he will think she is a pitiful, weak and bullied cat, and always thinks that he is bullying Xiaokui unilaterally.

The real silly white sweet cat will shake his fur and make a mess after he finds his coat as a cat scratcher, and then run to Zhongya in the Central Plains, hide in his clothes pocket shivering, and do it It was as if he was bullying her after chasing her, and he was beaten again by Zhongyuan Zhongye.

What a little tea cat.

Although he first pushed all the missions to Zhongye Zhongyuan, he also specially tricked him, and let several waves of enemies surround him at the same time, so that although Zhongye Zhongye was not a serious problem because of his high force value, he was affected by it. Suffered some minor injuries and died from exhaustion.

But he just gloated and swore that when he was doing trouble, there was no one around, not even a bird flew by. How could a normal cat immediately realize that he was doing trouble and come to revenge on him?

Therefore, Osamu Dazai believes that Xiaokui is definitely not a simple cat, but probably a supernatural person, so no matter how hard he tries to touch her, she will hide him.

If it is an ordinary cat, even if he hates him the most, he will definitely not avoid him completely like this. Although he is not allowed to pet the cat, at least he will not be allowed to touch even a cat hair, unless someone already knows him The supernatural ability [Disqualification in the World] will eliminate all supernatural abilities, so I deliberately avoided it.

A few months ago, when Nakahara Chuya was on a business trip, he tricked Xiaokui, imitating Shirase's tricks, tricking Xiaokui into the tram and getting out of Yokohama.Because he found that Xiaokui didn't know how to read a map. Although she knew how to rub a car, the route on the map made her eyes go round and round. When Shirase threw her away, she I came back after wandering outside Yokohama for a long time.

He wasn't afraid that Zhongyuan Zhongye would beat him afterwards. After all, if Zhongyuan Zhongye found the cat was missing, he would definitely ask him to help find it.

It's just that Osamu Dazai didn't expect that when Xiaokui came back after that parting, he had already betrayed the port mafia—because of the death of his best friend Sakunosuke Oda.

Before his death, Oda Sakunosuke said: "Whether you are the one who kills or the one who saves people, things beyond your expectations will never happen. There is nothing in the world that can fill your loneliness. You can only wander in the dark forever. "*(Note 1)

"Be the one who saves people. If both sides are the same, be a better person. Support the weak and save orphans. For you, there is no difference between good and evil. That would be better..."* (Note 1)

So Osamu Dazai is cleaning up his resume now. In the short three or four years since he joined the port mafia, he has a lot of cases at hand, and even Ango Sakaguchi, who was threatened by him, has a headache.Although it is difficult, Osamu Dazai is determined to stand under the sun, but his resume is really too dark. If he wants to clean it up, he may not be able to finish it in a few years.

It's just that Osamu Dazai didn't expect that he, an anti-supernatural being, would be turned into a little black cat during the mission, and he would meet his acquaintance Xiaokui, let alone hear the words of Oda Sakunosuke from Xiaokui's mouth. name.

Speaking of which, Oda Sakunosuke's name is Oda, and the reason why he was called Oda Saku was because Osamu Dazai thought it was a random sentence, and then he was called away by the person next to him.

However, the "people next to him" here are also very few close people. The fat shop owner was killed, all five children were killed, and Ango Sakaguchi played a role in fueling the death of Sakunosuke Oda. , It is absolutely impossible to talk about Oda Sakunosuke to others.

So, how did Xiaokui know the name "Oda Saku"? Osamu Dazai didn't remember that she had contact with Oda Sakunosuke before.

"Do you know Odasaku?" Dazai Osamu ran over, seeing that Xiaokui didn't recognize him, he breathed a sigh of relief.

What?Osamu Dazai who often bullies Aoi?What does that have to do with him, he is now an innocent little kitten.

He used an intimate tone, following Minamoto Raimitsu's relationship, "Are you Raimitsu's mother's child? Me too! Who is Oda Tsukuru you mentioned just now, tell me about it, I'm so curious of."

As he said that, he also made an appearance of a gossip cat bursting with curiosity, and that contrived appearance made Saiki Kusuo feel embarrassed when he saw it.

But what was even more embarrassing was Sakata Kintoki, his hairs were blown up, rubbing the goosebumps on his body, he said loudly: "Dazai, are you stealing poisonous mushrooms again?"

If I didn’t eat poisonous mushrooms, why did the cat set OOC all of a sudden? I usually see Minamoto Raimitsu flashing faster than anyone else, but when I see him, Minamoto Raimitsu’s eldest son, I hide away even more, because Osamu Dazai always likes to enter the water, hang himself, and also likes to strike up conversations with female guests. If it wasn’t for people not being able to understand cat language, Sakata Kintoki would be afraid that those female guests would say something like “beautiful lady can die in love with me” in Dazai Osamu Hit him while talking.

That's why Sakata Kintoki has always said that Osamu Dazai likes swimming and swinging. Otherwise, Nightingale, who is most concerned about everyone's health in the store, may think that Osamu Dazai has a brain problem and give him a brain-cutting treatment.

Therefore, Osamu Dazai can be intimate with Raikou's relationship, show his courtesy to nothing, rape or steal.

Osamu Dazai gave Sakata Kintoki a sideways glance, "I want to tell Raimitsu's mother that you recently had a relationship with that Shuten..."

"Don't, don't, okay, I don't care about you anymore." Sakata Kintoki didn't want Minamoto to be mad, and he didn't want to have the experience of being sandwiched between his girlfriend and his mother again, so he quickly begged for mercy, seeing Dazai Osamu's excited look, he should I won't engage in his "special hobbies" any more, so I slip away at ease.

Seeing that nothing was in the way, Osamu Dazai took two steps back and opened a safe distance, lest Xiaokui would eliminate his ability when he came over and bumped into him. He was worried that he could understand cat language now because he had become a cat. If Xiao Kui turns back into a human being, he won't be able to communicate with her, "Come on, let's chat and see if the Oda Saku we know is the same person."

Xiaokui likes to gossip, so she chatted with her new brother Meow about her guardian.The more Osamu Dazai heard it, the more he felt something was wrong. Isn't Oda Sakunosuke dead?But from the situation described by Xiaokui, it seems that they are still diligent and busy to make a living, and the five children adopted by Oda Sakunosuke also died, but Xiaokui said that they have recently gone to work and have no time to accompany them. she plays.

There is a saying that cats are supernatural animals that can see things that humans cannot.

Osamu Dazai didn't believe it before, but now he hopes it's true.

If it is true, will he be able to reunite with his friends now that he has become a cat?

Osamu Dazai stared at Aoi who finished eating the number of desserts designated by Saiki Kusuo and went to sell cute to customers. A small light bulb lit up next to her dark and bandaged head.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Osamu Dazai raised his head and looked helplessly at Fujimaru Tachika who was holding a small light bulb dangling beside his head: "Shopkeeper, you don't need to give me special effects."

"Hahaha, how about it, can it be synchronized with when you come up with ideas?" The black-haired and blue-eyed boy smiled, and the small light bulb in his hand was used for decoration. He walked over and saw Dazai Osamu's face thinking It looked like it was skinned.

Fujimaru Tachika is a wonderful boy who opened this sweet cat coffee shop and raised more than 200 cats. The point is, he can still communicate with these cats without barriers. Osamu Dazai thought they were his at first Ability, but Fujimaru Tachika can understand his words, so Osamu Dazai thinks that it may be a special ability other than the ability, even he who is anti-abilities can be turned into a cat, there is a cat in the world It is not difficult to guess that there are abilities other than supernatural abilities.

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The boy's affinity is very scary. A vigilant person like Osamu Dazai can't feel bad for him. Of course, this is not because if he is malicious to the boy, he may be violently chased and killed by more than 200 cats behind him ,real.

However, Osamu Dazai also understands why Fujimaru Tachika is loved by cats. After all, for cats like him who have just come to Sweet Cat Cafe, Fujimaru Tachika can also notice that he likes crabs, and other cats' preferences are even more Knows well.

Therefore, Osamu Dazai just hit Fujimaru Tachika with his idea. The kitchen of the coffee shop is controlled by Emiya Meow. There are many cats who want him to add food. Extra cats like him can’t even line up. The only one who can jump in line is Tachika Fujimaru.

Although Osamu Dazai eats and drinks at the Sweet Cat Coffee Shop to cause trouble for Sakata Kintoki, he doesn't do business, and he doesn't even look cute when customers come, unless they are beautiful female customers, but his appearance is still online.

The black cat opened his iris-colored eyes, and abandoned his integrity as a human being. Anyway, he didn't have much integrity at first, so he performed a cat roll for Fujimaru Tachika, and also contributed his own meat pad to make Fujimaru Lixiang had a great time masturbating the cat, and finally got a plate of her favorite cookies to please Xiaokui.

Smelling the smell, Xiaokui ran towards her as if she was stepping on clouds, but facing the cookies she liked to eat, she looked in the direction of Saiki Kusuo, a little hesitant.

"Don't worry, I'll persuade him." Osamu Dazai gave Xiaokui a reassuring look, "Remember to take me to the Oda work you mentioned later."

As he said that, Osamu Dazai showed a pitiful expression, "After all, I'm just a stray cat. It would be great if the owner is willing to take me in. It's better to develop a few more meal tickets for food. If you only focus on one family, you will be annoyed." Yes."

Yokohama Neptune, oh no, Yokohama Ichiba Xiaokui expressed understanding. There are several family supervisors (fans) and guardians (tickets) like her. Even the three-flowered cat grandpa Natsume Soseki who came to see her occasionally can’t find more than one cat slave. , although Dazai Osamu played the idea of ​​Oda Sakunosuke, but Oda Sakunosuke has always been very caring, whether it is for poor children who are left alone or cats and dogs on the side of the road.

Recently, because Sakule and his children went out to work, Oda Sakunosuke still plans to adopt a few more children. Anyway, there is no shortage of food, and it doesn’t matter if you add Osamu Dazai, so Xiaokui immediately patted his chest and packed it for him. Ticket, I will show him the way in a while.

Then Xiaokui pounced on today's extra meal, her favorite cookie.

But Saiki Kusuo wanted to stop him, but was stopped by Dazai Osamu. Dazai Osamu knew the reason why Xiaokui was tabooed when he saw her round figure, but if he is fatter, he will be fatter, just waiting for him to change back In human form, he can eat in front of Xiaokui while laughing at her, and he will definitely blow her hair out, and it will definitely be rounder then.

Osamu Dazai, who had malicious intentions, wanted to put his shoulder on the other's shoulder to say hello to the two brothers, but Kusuo Saiki avoided him calmly, and Osamu Dazai had a calculation in his mind: it was another cat turned into a human.

But this has nothing to do with him. In order to find Oda Sakunosuke, Osamu Dazai had to convince Saiki Kusuo.

then--

"Meow, meow meow, meow meow meow—"

Saiki Kusuo: […] What the hell is Osamu Dazai talking about meowing?

It would be fine if there was someone nearby, but Xiaokui is only thinking about her cookies now. Just now Fujimaru Tachika licked Osamu Dazai, and now the other cats are jealous, and they are even more pestering him, Fujimaru Tachibana Xiang and the cats are not around, and the attention is not on their side. As for the other customers in the store...

Like him, those guests could only hear Osamu Dazai meowing, and thought this little black cat was very cute and cute, with a very vivid expression, which formed a sharp contrast with the expressionless Saiki Kusuo .

Therefore, in Saiki Kusuo's heart, Dazai Osamu is no longer Dazai Osamu, he is "Mr. D". By the way, the last one who was given a similar title by Saiki Kusuo was "G-kun".

He couldn't understand what Osamu Dazai was saying. This was a problem. Although he guessed that Osamu Dazai should be a human-turned cat with some special abilities, he was the only one who could understand what Osamu Dazai was saying. If you don't understand, it seems that he is very special.

Saiki Kusuo can accept that a few people close to him discover his identity as a superpower, but he doesn't want a troublesome stranger to discover this secret.

【Hey, Xiaokui. ] Saiki Kusuo had no choice but to telepathize with Xiaokui who was eating crumbs all over her face, and stopped her when she looked over blankly and was about to ask, 【Don't talk, tell me something in your heart. 】

Although it was later discovered that Saiki Kusuo was a superpower, Xiaokui, who hadn't figured out what the other party's superpowers were, was confused, but she quickly digested the matter, [What, what are you doing. 】

Aoi who ate too many cookies outside of the plan stipulated by Saiki Kusuo felt guilty.

[Help me get this guy away, quick. 】Kusuo Saiki didn’t want to hear meowing anymore. He took a look at Osamu Dazai who was still meowing, and kept the cool cover setting, pretending that his noble and glamorous cat didn’t want to pay attention to other ordinary cats. The noble cat walks around and walks towards the inside of the sweet cat coffee shop, regardless of how Dazai is meowing behind him.

Osamu Dazai, who said a lot of things but was not answered, began to suspect that his personality charm had decreased: "..."

[The rest of the cookies are up to you to eat, you drag him away from coming to me, I'll hide for a while. ] Saiki Kusuo, who was in a hurry to hide from "Mr. D", was about to find an empty corner and teleported home, and then he ran into Fujimaru Tateka, who was playing hide-and-seek.

Fujimaru Tateka, who was entangled by the cats and could only hide, saw Saiki Kusuo, and raised his palm in a friendly way, "Yo, you're here too."

Saiki Kusuo: […] Don’t make it sound like you met male high school students when they went to the bathroom.

"Are you ready to go? There is coffee jelly prepared for you on the kitchen table, remember to take it away." Fujimaru Lixiang went back after finishing speaking. He skillfully flipped out a novel from the corner, sat in the corner and read from the novel. Start looking at the bookmarks in .

Saiki Kusuo could clearly hear the black-haired and blue-eyed boy muttering in his heart: "I hope he doesn't go to the alley. Last time he was seen by the old woman next door. Fortunately, the old woman thought she was dazzled."

Saiki Kusuo: […]

Well, because some people have no voice when they are surprised, so he will ignore it. Has he been discovered long ago?

The person with superpowers is a little embarrassed, the kind of embarrassment that can deduct a villa under his feet.

But when I think about it again, Xiaokui has also lost his horse. Those cats know that Xiaokui is human, so Fujimaru Tachika, who can communicate with cats, must also know.

Although the same is the same, but at least he is not alone, he feels somewhat comforted, so he got into the kitchen with a broken jar, and took the coffee jelly that Fujimaru Tachika said from Emiya Nyan. Afterwards, he stopped avoiding the cat, and moved instantly, leaving in front of Emiya Meow.

But he was actually invisible. He heard Wei Gongmiao looking at the place where he disappeared, and shook his head: "It must be Lixiang who said it. If he doesn't come next time, who will entertain the guests?"

Saiki Kusuo: 【Don't worry, Xiaokui will come even if she loses her horse. 】As for him... If there is coffee jelly that day, it is not impossible to come.

Aoi, who was released by Saiki Kusuo, after enjoying the cookies Dazai gave, originally wanted to stay in the store to contribute more performance, and took Dazai away after get off work.But he couldn't stand Dazai Osamu, this annoying little cat spirit.

Osamu Dazai arranged for her the top and bottom of the Sweet Cat Coffee Shop, and couldn't wait to pull Xiaokui off work and went straight to Oda Sakunosuke's house.

When he arrived at the place, Osamu Dazai discovered that the so-called home of Sakunosuke Oda was the store where Sakunosuke Oda fostered five orphans. At the beginning, because the five children and the owner were killed by MIMIC, it became a land without owner, so Dazai Zhi then bought the house as a souvenir.

I didn't expect Oda Sakunosuke to return to this place.

Xiaokui took the lead, and sneaked in through the pet door under the locked gate. Osamu Dazai looked at the house that was already under his name, but stood outside the door and dared not go in.

Then he saw a cat growing out of the door, oh no, it was Xiaokui poking his head out from the pet door, "You are so slow, come in quickly."

"Here we come." Only then did Osamu Dazai start to go through the pet door. He usually walks through the door. After all, no complicated lock can stop him, but now he is just a cat, and he can't stretch his body enough. To the lock above, only through the pet door.

The layout inside the door of the house is still exactly the same as before, but he remade it according to the original layout of the store. Because of the MIMIC incident, the layout of the store has been destroyed long ago.

Xiaokui was sitting on the cushion, with a delicate voice, and her chubby body still had a certain thickness even when she was flattened out. Oda Sakunosuke was sitting opposite her, wiping her face with a towel.

Osamu Dazai could see clearly that the wound Oda Sakuyuki suffered before he died was still on his chest, the pool of blood hurt his eyes, he held back his tears, and called out in a trembling voice: "Oda Sakuyuki. "

Oda Sakunosuke heard the movement, turned his head to look over, and smiled, "Xiao Kui, did you bring your friends back?"

"Yeah." Xiaokui replied with a towel on her face.

Oda Sakunosuke put away the towel, and the father's face was full of kindness, "It's a cute little black cat."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Well, he forgot, this is not a sweet cat coffee shop, and Oda Sakunosuke has no ability to communicate with animals, so he can't understand him at all now.But Xiaokui is different. She is a cat transformed with supernatural powers. She is a human being, and she can control both cat language and human language.

But Osamu Dazai is different. He doesn't know how he became a cat, and now he can only speak cat language. From the perspective of Oda Sakunosuke, he is probably someone else's child who plays better with his own child.

He also wants to be the child of Oda writer, no, no, no, he is a good friend of Odasaku, he was his best friend before Odasaku was alive, the traitor of Ango Sakaguchi is not counted, Odasaku became a ghost after death , he Dazai Osamu must still be his best friend.

Well, the favorite cat will do too.

Osamu Dazai cheered up, climbed onto the chair where Aoi was sitting, climbed onto the cushion, stretched out his paw, and touched Aoi.

Xiao Kui instantly changed back into a human form, sitting with her legs circled, and she was a little unstable when she became a human form at first, but fortunately Oda Sakunosuke supported her.

So Osamu Dazai became the only kitten present. He pretended to be surprised, widened his eyes, and gave a tactical back. When he was about to fall off the chair, Oda Sakunosuke caught him quickly.

"It's dangerous, but fortunately it didn't fall."

Oda Sakunosuke put him on the table next to him, and was held down by Osamu Dazai when he withdrew his hand.

The paw rested on the big hand, and Osamu Dazai carefully pressed it several times to make sure that he really touched it.

"Odasaku, you should pull out your hand at this time and press it up again." Xiaokui reminded Oda Sakunosuke at the right time, "That's how the cat's claws are played on the Internet, and Ranpo often plays with me like this. "

"I see." Saying that, Oda Sakunosuke really pulled out his hand and pressed it on Dazai Osamu's paw.

Osamu Dazai felt a little complicated: "..."

But such a natural healing man with a beard who looks old but is actually only 23 years old, who can't complain or look at the atmosphere, is the Oda Sakunosuke he knows!

Obviously the other party said something comparable to a cold joke, but Osamu Dazai felt like laughing.

It's great to meet Sakunosuke Oda again.

So Osamu Dazai drew out his claws, and ruthlessly covered the back of Oda Sakunosuke's hand, and then the other three claws also retracted, stepping on the back of the hand together.

It was inconvenient for Oda Sakunosuke to pull out his hand for a while, fearing that if he pulled it out, Osamu Dazai would fall.

He turned around and asked Xiaokui in confusion: "Then what about this, the game is over, did I lose?"

"Well, why don't you try harder?" Xiaokui tilted her head, she didn't know, she said she had played this game, but in fact, every time she played with Luanbu, it ended because someone beat her It's broken, not really a winner.

"Forget it." Oda Sakunosuke shook his head, "This cat really looks like a friend of mine."

"The friend who scared the hospital?"

"That's Ango."

"Oh, is that friend of the owner of this house?"

"Yes, it's Dazai."

Oda Sakunosuke raised the corners of his mouth, showing a slight smile, "Well, Dazai always wears bandages."

He held Dazai Osamu carefully in the palm of his hand, and stroked the hair on his back. Dazai Osamu froze all over. He was not stroking when he hooked up with female customers in the cat cafe, and he was stroking by the owner Fujimaru Tachika hair.

This time, I let my best friend rub my hair. Forget it. Anyway, Oda Sakunosuke didn’t recognize him, and I think so. His ability [Disqualification in the World] can nullify all abilities. Who would have thought that he would become What about a cat?

However, just relying on Oda Sakunosuke, he might not connect Osamu Dazai with cats, but there is still a little Aoi standing there next to him.

"Oh, Odasaku, let me tell you, his name is also Dazai."

Osamu Dazai: "...too bad."

Osamu Dazai meowed, broke away from Oda Sakunosuke's hand and wanted to slip away, it was too embarrassing, if he had known that he had known each other like this, he would have talked to Xiaokui first, because the first time he heard about the dead Ori The news of Tasakunosuke was so exciting.

But how can a petite cat beat a grown man?

Dazai Osamu didn't even escape from the range of Oda Sakunosuke's assistant's palm, he was pulled back, was lifted up by Oda Sakunosuke, and leaned in front of him, "Dazai?"

Osamu Dazai turned his face away from him, this reaction made Sakunosuke Oda more sure, "Dazai."

"Meow~" No, he is not Osamu Dazai, he is Meow Dazai.

"How did Dazai become like this?" Oda Sakunosuke asked Xiaokui, but Xiaokui responded with the same blank face.

"Xiaokui, ask him for me." Oda Sakunosuke turned Dazai Osamu to the side, and made him face Xiaokui. Dazai Osamu's tail was wagging unconsciously, his eyes moved with the tail, and his tone was a little fluttering. , "Ask him how he became like this."

Xiao Kui stared at Dazai Osamu, and then suddenly realized, "So you are Odasaku's friend, why are you silent?"

Osamu Dazai let out a "meow", pretending that he was just an innocent kitten.

But Xiaokui doesn't like this. She doesn't know the difference between ghosts and humans, but she understands the difference between cats and humans. After all, she has won the favor of many cat slaves by being cute. Don't scare people away.

Even recently, Dad Wumaru No. [-] and grandfather Natsume Soseki explained to her in a roundabout way that machines are different from humans, and ordinary people cannot communicate with machines like ordinary people like she does.

For this reason, she was depressed for a while, and it was Edogawa Ranpo and Saiki Kusuo who comforted her.

This ability is a talent beyond ordinary people, and it may be like Saiki Kusuo, but it is just a little bit more than other supernatural beings, so don't pay too much attention to it.

Therefore, it is useless for Osamu Dazai to put on a show in front of her now.

She is different from Oda Sakunosuke, she can understand cat language when she is a cat, and she can understand it when she is a human.

Xiaokui poked Dazai Osamu, "Didn't you say you wanted Odasaku to be your meal ticket when you were in the store? Why are you not doing anything right now?"

"Meal ticket?" Oda Sakunosuke asked suspiciously, "But this is Dazai's house, so Dazai should be our meal ticket."

Saying that, Oda Sakunosuke was a little embarrassed, "I moved in without telling you, I'm really sorry."

In fact, before other ghosts go to hell, they stay in the place they are most fond of, or the place of death, because living people can't see ghosts, so it doesn't matter where ghosts live.

But since Osamu Dazai knows that Oda Sakunosuke lives here, Oda Sakunosuke feels that he should make it clear that he should not occupy his house just because Dazai is his friend. If Dazai regains his human form in the future It doesn't matter if you can't see him, but if you can still see ghosts in the future, he can't take a group of children to occupy the house and make people uncomfortable, right?

"No, no, no, you can live here, I hope you stay." Dazai Osamu didn't want Oda Sakunosuke to leave, "This house was bought to preserve your memory, I didn't live here."

Dazai Osamu's voice sounded like a meow to Oda Sakunosuke, waxy, weak, and especially endearing.

So Oda Sakunosuke controlled the hand that wanted to touch Dazai Osamu's head, and looked at Xiaokui, and Xiaokui acted as a simultaneous interpreter for Dazai Osamu.

In the end, Sakunosuke Oda stayed, and Osamu Dazai felt that everyone was happy. He took the cushion where Aoi sat on and listened to Sakunosuke Oda talk about his recent life.

Just like when they were chatting at the LUPIN bar, there were only two glasses of wine on the table, but Xiaokui gave her cat's milk in friendship, so one person, one ghost and one cat, with three pots of cat's milk in front of them, started to reminisce about the old days.

"The children are very well-behaved. They have been working part-time recently. They owed some money before because they had to mend their bodies. Now they are working part-time to pay back the money."

"After all, their bodies were blown to pieces. Well, their sewing skills are pretty good. Now Kosuke won't drop his eyeballs into the food when he eats."

"Me? Recently, I got a job in Hell. I write some manuscripts. I get some royalties. I can also practice my pen before writing novels."

"..."

It was mainly Oda Sakunosuke who was talking. Osamu Dazai felt that Oda Sakunosuke was worthy of being his friend. Even if he became a ghost, life would be super interesting.

Although Oda Sakunosuke felt that he was just living an ordinary life.

However, speaking of hell, before Osamu Dazai, a suicide enthusiast, became interested, Oda Sakunosuke grabbed his cat's paw and solemnly said, "Dazai, although I know that suicide is your hobby, but..."

He hesitated to speak, although he has not gone to hell after his death and is still waiting for a number, but he also heard from the editor Mr. Xiaofeng about the situation in hell.

Hell is the place where the crimes of the dead are judged. Mr. Xiaofeng said that the five children are fine, they did not commit any crimes, and their parents passed away during the Longtou War, so they are not considered guilty of most early crimes. The sin of a young child's ghost - dying before his parents is a felony of unfilial piety.Therefore, they only need to pay back the money for sewing their bodies, and they can probably go to reincarnation when they are ranked.

But Oda Sakunosuke is hard to say. He used to be a killer, and he had a lot of murders in his hands. Although the cause of his death was that he was shot by Gide's gun, he had long thought of death and committed suicide. Suicide is also a great sin in hell.

Moreover, felonies in hell are based on a hundred-year unit. Editor Xiaofeng advised him to do more work for hell before he was ranked, and strive to become a jailer or a reform-through-labour prisoner. to try.

Oda Sakunosuke is actually not very worried about himself. After all, he is already working hard to atone for his sins, but Dazai Osamu is different. Oda Sakunosuke roughly calculated, black rope hell, waiting for living hell, screaming hell and scorching hell, etc. Wait, Osamu Dazai can take half of the rounds in the Eight Great Hells. If you add the felony of suicide, and the character of Osamu Dazai is still the type that the first assistant officer of the hell hates the most, I am afraid that some people will suffer.

Probably not the Mafia anymore, Oda Sakunosuke no longer has to abide by the unspoken rules of the Mafia, and directly cared about Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai is very grateful for this concern. For the scene of hell described by Oda Sakunosuke-his suicide is