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Yes, Fang Ling saw that Fang Wei had changed into a pair of pants.

With good eyesight, he saw Fang Wei, who had changed his trousers, rushing from the opposite bathroom to the elevator through the hollowed-out round platform.

Fang Ling raised his eyebrows slightly.

Fang Wei was the first to quit the game. It stands to reason that he should have left long ago. After all, the other party couldn't play with him, so it was impossible for Fang Wei to wait for him.

The only explanation is probably that Fang Wei, who came out early, had to hide in the bathroom for some reason, waiting for a pair of pants that were delivered after a long, long time.

What is that certain reason?

"Did you notice that boy just now? Ah~ I've been working here for more than half a year, and it's the first time I've seen someone pee their pants because of fright. It seems that the latest alien processing factory is too exciting."

"Isn't that right? A lot of people go in a day, and only two groups really persist until the end."

Fang Ling slightly hooked the corner of his mouth.

Playing secret escape until he peed his pants, it is estimated that his domineering cousin wants to live on another planet...

"Brother Ling, you guys are here. I've been waiting for you for a long time." After E Xinghua came out, he found a stool and sat down to play the game. Now that Fang Ling came out, it happened that the game in hand was over, so he stopped playing, "But you guys It’s really amazing that you can hold on until the end.”

The staff came over at this time, "Do you want to replay?"

Playing the escape room can be replayed. Through the replay review, you can learn the plots and mysteries that have not been explored in the secret room.

E Xinghua refused first, "I don't need it, I haven't finished playing with this secret room yet, come back next time."

Jiang Biao, who also didn't finish playing, also refused.

Fang Ling took out his mobile phone to check the time, "I still have something to do at home, so I won't resume it."

Turning his head to look at Zhao Shun who was standing with Ji Qingping, Fang Ling only said, "I'm going first, you guys take your time."

The tone is still gentle, but more alienated than before, it seems that the master is not in a high mood.

Zhao Shun frowned.

For some reason, he felt that Fang Ling was a little angry.

But why are you angry?

"Brother Ling, are you going back? Then I'll go back with you." Seeing that Fang Ling was about to leave, E Xinghua immediately followed him, laughing and hooking his shoulders. How about we buy a drink before leaving. Oh~ By the way, where's your cousin? I didn't see anyone else when I came out."

Fang Ling pushed the hand off his shoulder, "He sent me a message saying that he went back first."

E Xinghua got on board again, "That's right, who can sit outside for more than an hour without a life-threatening friendship. That's right, it's me haha~"

The two over there gradually drifted away, and E Xinghua's exaggerated but energetic voice came to his ears, which was obviously very contagious.

But Zhao Shun clicked his tongue lightly, not very well.

Why are you shouting so loudly in public?

A little upset, Zhao Shun's long eyebrows were lowered, and his handsome face with sharp edges and corners became more and more fierce.

But Ji Qingping knew that he was just not easy to provoke, "Ah Shun, let's go down to the second floor. I heard that there is a new area opened on the second floor. Let's go and have a look."

Zhao Shun originally wanted to refuse. After playing the escape room, other games are not so interesting, so he might as well save his time and go back to study the questions.

Ji Qingping continued to persuade: "Ah Shun, the school sports meeting will be held next weekend, and the school will not be on holiday, so I can't come out to play at that time. If I don't go to see it now, I will have to wait for a long time."

Zhao Shun scratched his hair, "...All right."

***

Fang family.

When Fang Ling came back, Fang Wei was sitting on the sofa playing games, while Granny Fang was watching a TV series.

After the evil daughter-in-law on TV took money from her husband, she became eccentric and disliked her mother-in-law who did housework.The latter was obedient, with his head hanging low, like a little quail shivering in the rain.

Fang Ling didn't deliberately hold back the sound of opening the door, he just stepped in with his back foot when he heard old lady Fang spitting.

"Afraid of what she will do, she is just a debt collector. If you don't stand up, just wait for this vicious daughter-in-law to ride on your head!"

As soon as Fang Ling came in, Mrs. Fang immediately had a new goal, "Fang Ling, how can you be so selfish? Your father gave you a card and said he wanted to buy a whole set of clothes for Xiaowei, but you only gave him Bought a pair of pants!"

Fang Wei, who was playing games next to him, was almost scared to death.

Grandma clearly promised him not to trouble Fang Ling before, so that he could pretend that it never happened.

How come it's only been less than ten minutes, and grandma forgot to promise him!

Fang Wei quickly stopped, "Grandma, don't talk about it, everyone is a family, what's there to say!!"

"Why can't I say it? Fang Ling has one thing on the outside and another on the back, and he doesn't pay attention to the words of the elders at all, so that he can pay for it when he grows up?" The more Mrs. Fang thought about it, the more her heart became stymied.

The eldest son was careless, he insisted on marrying a tigress, and the tigress gave birth to a disobedient cub.

If this is not cured, how will she have a good life in the future?

The quarrel in the living room drew Fang Jianyuan out, "Family and everything is going well, stop arguing."

Seeing the eldest son, Mrs. Fang seemed to have found someone who could rule Fang Ling in an instant, "You came just in time, take care of your selfish son! You gave him a card earlier and asked him to buy Xiaowei a body." Clothes, but he only bought a pair of trousers for Xiaowei, which is really stingy."

Fang Wei's face looked like an overturned palette. The one being scolded was Fang Ling, but he felt that someone was scraping the flesh on his face with a knife. The knife soaked in salt water was scraping, and the whole face was hot. of.

Fang Jianyuan frowned, "Fang Ling, I don't remember teaching you to be selfish."

A few harsh eyes fell on him, Fang Ling smiled instead.

The chickenpox on his face has disappeared long ago. He has been paying attention to his diet in the past two weeks, and he has gone to the playground to exercise after school in the afternoon, so compared to two weeks ago, he has lost a lot of weight.

The originally white and chubby face could already vaguely see the handsome outline, but now this smile is extremely gentle.

Fang Ling said unhurriedly, "I think it is necessary for me to report to you about my afternoon itinerary with Fang Wei."

"No need to report!!" Fang Wei jumped three feet high as if he had been stabbed in the butt by a needle.

"Don't be afraid, Xiaowei. Grandma will make the decisions for you." Granny Fang comforted her warmly. She turned her head to Fang Ling, and the smile on her face instantly subsided. What did you do!"

Fang Ling: "After dinner, I went to the Golden Circle with my cousin. I wanted to buy clothes right away and come back after shopping. After all, I'm already in my third year of high school and I have a lot of homework. I don't want to stay outside for so long."

Fang Wei gritted his teeth loudly.

Fang Ling glanced at him, and the corners of his mouth deepened, "But halfway through, my cousin changed his mind. He said he wanted to play escape room. Simply put, escape room is an immersive horror game that lasts for two hours. , the ticket price is one thousand less per person.”

Granny Fang was dumbfounded.

What kind of broken game is this?Everyone actually wants 1000 yuan, and they only play for two hours.

Fang Ling isn't lying, is he?

Fang Ling continued: "I have the photo of the successful ticket purchase in my mobile phone. If you want to see it, you can ask me to get it. When I was halfway through the game, it might be too scary. My cousin couldn't accept it, so he quit the game. Wait until I get out of the game. When I came out, my cousin was gone, so I had to go home."

The statement was objective, he never said that Fang Wei was scared to piss from the beginning to the end.

But Fang Jianyuan didn't understand anything about Fang Ling's slow speech every time he said the word "terror", Fang Wei's face flushed, and the new pants that Granny Fang had always emphasized.

Not only Fang Jianyuan, but also Mrs. Fang soon figured it out.

"It's so annoying, I always say I don't want new clothes! It's not fun here at all, I'm going home!" Fang Wei ran out of the door quickly without looking back.

Granny Fang hurriedly chased after him, "Xiaowei, Xiaowei!"

After the two left one after the other, the whole villa instantly fell silent.

There was still a smile on the corner of Fang Ling's mouth, "Dad, I think knowing the whole story clearly before drawing conclusions is something that anyone who is a little clear-headed will do."

"Fang Ling, I'm your father, and she's your grandma." Fang Jianyuan frowned.

Fang Ling turned and went upstairs, "Some people are foolish and filial, but it doesn't mean others are too.

"Fang Ling!!"

Fang Ling didn't look back.

***

Zhao family.

When Zhao Shun came home, he found that his mother hadn't gone shopping with her sisters, which was rare.

Looking again, well, it turned out that the sisters were invited to the house.

Originally, this was not a strange thing, but Zhao Shun unexpectedly saw his brother on another sofa.

His mother, his brother, and his mother's sister, the three of them were sitting around the table. No matter how you look at it, this situation is a bit weird.

After Zhao Shun greeted him, he suddenly became a little curious, so instead of going upstairs immediately, he went into the kitchen to open the refrigerator to get drinks.

It looks like he is drinking, but he is actually eavesdropping with his ears up.

Zhao Shun heard his mother's sister, Aunt Yao, sigh, "Hey~ It's true that the older the child, the more troublesome it is. I didn't even have the slightest mental preparation for this to come to me all of a sudden."

Then his mother laughed, "You used to always say that Xiaozhou is 28 and still not looking for a partner, and you are worried that he will die alone. Now it's okay, Xiaozhou has started talking about boyfriends, and you have another opinion. In my opinion, you can just leave it alone. too much."

Hearing this, Zhao Shun probably understood why his brother was sitting there.

He must have been arrested. His brother came out after graduating from university. From then on, people came to the family from time to time. At first, they came to persuade him, and later they came to act as a matchmaker.And it's possible that Aunt Yao came here to clarify doubts, and it's not impossible.

Sure enough, Zhao Shun heard Aunt Yao ask his brother, "Xiao Yao, why do men like men?"

Zhao Shun took a sip of his drink, feeling that this question was unnecessary.

If you like it, you like it, if you don't like it, you don't like it.

After so many interrogations, Zhao Yao was numb, but he still said patiently: "It may be born, or it may be bisexual, and the person I like happens to be a boy."

Zhao Shun nodded secretly, he always felt so.

A silence followed.

Zhao Shun felt that this should be a long-lasting enlightenment, and he still had unfinished papers, so he screwed the bottle cap and prepared to go upstairs to write the papers.

In the end, before he could leave the kitchen, he heard Aunt Yao ask, "Xiao Yao, what type do you like?"

Zhao Shun stopped instantly and continued to prick up his ears.

Having said that, he still doesn't know his brother's ideal type.

There was another moment of silence, and Zhao Yao, who was stared at by the two ladies, probably felt that he couldn't escape today.

So he said: "I like men who are gentler and gentler, who are bookish, but not too weak."

Zhao Shun was stunned.

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