After chasing wife crematorium HE, double gave birth

Handing the chopsticks with rolled noodles in front of him, Fang Ling opened his mouth and bit off the noodles on the chopsticks.

Zhao Shun next to him looked at him without blinking, seeing his cheeks moving slightly and eating slowly, he immediately felt a sense of satisfaction from being fed.

Weng Ruo wiped the mask on Fang Ling's face and muttered, "Fang Ling, I just found out that your skin is really good, and you won't even need to use concealer later."

She only thought Fang Ling was very fair before, but due to social etiquette and some reasons, she didn't look at Fang Ling very carefully.

Now when I take a closer look, the skin is white and rosy, and the pores are so small that it is almost invisible. It is the legendary milky skin that Weng Ruo often sees on a certain makeup and skin care software, and Fang Ling's face is also clean. No pimple marks or pits.

Weng Ruo couldn't help touching it, and sang, "It's a pity it's not me~"

Zhao Shun next to him couldn't help but stare, "Weng Ruo, can you do something else? Just focus on makeup."

Weng Ruo pouted, "Zhao Shun, why are you so nervous? Fang Ling didn't say anything."

Zhao Shun: "..."

The other boys were afraid of Weng Ruo's majesty and did not dare to touch the cosmetics on her table, but the one next door was not.

"Sweet girl, what is this? Why is it painted yellow, like mud? Are you putting mud on Geng Lin's face?" Ding Dayan picked up a small bottle.

Ding Tian was upset, "It's muddy, it's a concealer, it's used to cover the acne marks on the face."

Ding Dayan put down the vial and pointed to the bottle in Ding Tian's hand, "Well, that one is also yellow when squeezed out, like feces. Sweet girl, I don't think there is any difference between the two, why take two in a bottle."

Ding Tian: "Please change the adjective, or I'm afraid I can't help but want to hit you. This is liquid foundation, which is used to adjust the skin tone and make Geng Lin a little whiter."

You Su, who was sitting next door, couldn't help laughing, "Don't you have to use up the whole bottle? After all, Genglin is so dark, at least four degrees darker than ordinary people."

Geng Lin couldn't help grinning, showing a row of neat big white teeth, "I'm too much of a waste, so you guys better not choose me as the imperial concubine."

"Goose goose goose goose goose." You Su laughed and croaked.

Then he was slapped on the head by the girl who put on makeup on him, "You Su, don't move around."

Zhao Shun took a fish ball and handed it to Fang Ling's mouth. After the other party ate it, he took the chopsticks back, and wanted to use these chopsticks to eat a mouthful of noodles, but his fingertips rubbed the surface of the chopsticks several times. Zhao Shun didn't dare to do this.

He was scared, and he was afraid that Fang Ling would dislike him if he found out.

Fang Ling caught his small movements from the corner of his eyes, the corners of his mouth curled up, but he didn't speak.

"Sweet girl, what is this thing? Why do you feel like you are painting the wall now?" Ding Dayan was curious about those bottles and jars.

Ding Tian, ​​who was highlighting Genglin, "You are tall when you paint the wall, this is a shadow, and you can make the part darker."

Ding Dayan was shocked, "I was going to paint white just now, and now I want to paint black? Since it is going to be black now, why did I paint it white just now? Isn't this doing useless work?"

Ding Tian didn't even bother to explain, she just rolled her eyes and said, "Straight man."

The other girls also laughed, "Straight men like you won't understand makeup or something."

Zhao Shun ate the noodles with the other pair of chopsticks, he was worried about feeding Fang Ling later, so he ate voraciously, stuffing a lot of food into his mouth.

When he heard what the girls said, he paused slightly and muttered indistinctly, "I'm not straight, but I don't understand..."

Fortunately, he has something in his mouth now, and his voice is not loud, otherwise Weng Ruode next to him would have heard it.

The more Weng Ruo puts on Fang Ling's makeup, the more she feels that Fang Ling is suitable for the role of imperial concubine.

Makeup can modify the edges and corners of the face, make the flat face three-dimensional, and make the three-dimensional face soft.

But many boys' facial contours are too tough, and it is not an exaggeration to say that they have sharp edges and corners. This kind of contour has always been difficult to put on makeup, especially the girls present who think that their skills are not high enough to become masters.

But Weng Ruo felt that Fang Ling was just right.

The contours of his face are relatively soft, which is just the right kind of gentleness, but it doesn't make people feel feminine in daily life.

However, after modifying the contours of the face with makeup, the masculine heroism is weakened, and the gentleness is maximized, making him indistinguishable from male and female, and his skin is very white, which makes him look more similar.

Even though the eye makeup hasn't been put on yet, Weng Ruo feels that Fang Ling is definitely suitable.

There is just one important question, how can she let Fang Ling voluntarily become a noble concubine?

Weng Ruo was lost in thought.

Fang Ling suddenly said: "Zhao Shun, I want to eat tofu puffs."

Zhao Shun came over with two snacks, one was fried noodles and the other was soup noodles, he and Fang Ling each got one.The tofu puff that Fang Ling mentioned is an auxiliary material in the noodle soup.

Hearing that Fang Ling wanted to eat it, Zhao Shun immediately took a piece of puffed tofu from his lunch box and handed it over.

Fang Ling wore makeup on his face. Although the makeup had to be washed off soon, it was not good to touch food, so he was very careful when eating, first holding a little bit in his mouth, and then eating.

There is a reason why Yunhe noodles are expensive. His family has a lot of auxiliary ingredients, and he is willing to put oil in the pot.

The oil from the tofu rubbed on his lips, and the corners of Fang Ling's mouth were bright, as if he had touched a layer of transparent lip glaze, some kind of jelly that was very soft, and Zhao Shun couldn't help rolling his Adam's apple up and down as he watched.

Fang Ling ate a tofu puff, "I want another one."

Zhao Shun quickly picked another one for him.

After eating half of the second tofu puff, Zhao Shun's pupils tightened suddenly, and he looked down at the chopsticks in his hand in disbelief.

He used to eat with these chopsticks before, but when Fang Ling called him, he forgot to change the chopsticks...

After all, he couldn't hold back some uncontrollable reactions, and Zhao Shun's ears turned red.

He continued to eat the noodles with these chopsticks. When the noodles entered the mouth, he slowed down his movements, like a leopard that was chewing pieces of meat, but suddenly began to chew cat grass slowly.

Really fragrant.

"Oh my god, why did I become such a ghost? You still want me to play the role of imperial concubine? Even if I agree, the audience in the audience probably won't agree!" You Su looked at himself in the mirror, first Put on a pain mask.

Probably the pain was extreme, but it was another kind of bliss, so You Su began to let go of himself, "If the imperial concubine knows that I look like her and wants to be her, she will probably be pissed off and jump out of the coffin to beat someone~"

You Su took the mirror and ran around the classroom like a street parade. This guy was holding his orchid fingers while running, "You scumbags, when you see me, hurry up and kneel down to salute. Be careful that I will let you all go Pull it out and chop it!"

"Oh my God, if I'm guilty, please let the law punish me instead of my eyes suffering such a heinous crime."

"It's too eye-catching, squad leader, I offer a blood book, please kick this guy out of the list of imperial concubines."

"Two blood books!"

In fact, You Su is not ugly. He has a Chinese character face, which looks very upright. The girl who made up put shadows on his chin, trying to soften his face, but the effect is not obvious.

And You Su is not white, his face and neck are not the same color after putting on the foundation, and with his exaggerated expression, the visual effect is quite shocking.

The corner of Ding Tian's mouth twitched, "Even makeup can't save you, you really are hopeless."

You Su Lanhua raised her fingers and squeezed her throat and said, "You are so bold that you dare to insult me ​​like this, what should you do~"

"Ah!! Help, take him down quickly, my delicate eyes and ears don't want to be stimulated anymore."

"The three wrote in blood, please kick You Su out, letting him on stage would be a disgrace to our class nine."

Someone in the classroom is crazy.

Geng Lin, who was about to finish putting on his makeup, rolled his eyeballs, then stood up from his position with a bang.

He was caught off guard, and the eyeliner that Ding Tian didn't have time to put away drew a five centimeter black mark at the end of his eyes.

But Geng Lin didn't care at all, imitating You Su and ran wildly in the classroom together, "Concubine You, you are so brave, you dare to run out of the cold palace privately!"

You Su snorted in an unusually contrived manner, "Girl Beauty, we are all the same, your bed is still next to mine, don't say anything about it."

"Crooked~ Is it the Qingshan Mental Hospital? Some people here are crazy, drag them away quickly."

"Oh my God, I don't think Geng Lin can do it either, it's still so dark after putting on makeup, and it always feels weird."

"Good guy, this self-defeating trick is not bad, it can be pardoned~"

There was a lot of noise in the classroom.

"What's the matter with you bastards?" A male voice, always hoarse because of smoking, came from the front door.

There was a moment of silence in the classroom.

Everyone turned their heads one after another, only to see Zhang Zhiguo standing at the front door with a little surprise on his face.

Zhang Zhiguo always left the teacher's office very late, and he was the last to lock the door on five out of six nights, and today was no exception.

After correcting a stack of papers, he heard that there was too much noise in class nine, so he came over to take a look, only to find that most of the students were there, and they all had a midnight snack.

What are these bastards up to?

"Your majesty, you are here, please tell the eldest princess that she doesn't want to be a noble concubine~" You Su squeezed his voice and ran over there.

Zhang Zhiguo was so frightened that he shook his body, and before he could digest the critical blow, another Genglin came over there, "Your Majesty, I don't want to be a noble concubine either, I can't be!"

Zhang Zhiguo was puzzled.

In the end Weng Ruo couldn't see it anymore, put down his things and rushed over, "Shut up, both of you."

Geng Lin and You Su immediately stopped talking.

To make a long story short, Weng Ruo explained the whole story to Zhang Zhiguo, and at the same time reported to him the cultural program that Class Nine planned to appear in.

Zhang Zhiguo suddenly realized, and then smiled, "Okay, your idea is good and innovative. I have listened to Teacher Yu's songs, and they are good. I also like many teachers in my office."

But then, he looked at You Su and Geng Lin who were wearing makeup next to him, and the expressions on their faces were indescribable, "But these two noble concubines don't seem to be very good, they don't fit the image..."

"Pfft."

I don't know who couldn't help laughing.

As if it was contagious, he laughed a lot soon, and finally turned into a roar of laughter.

"Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose!"

"Hahahahahaha, Lao Zhang said: I also want to call for help, but I choose to say it tactfully."

"Number of Frightened Crowds 1"

"Gao, this trick is really good. Once Lao Zhang opened his mouth, You Su and Geng Lin escaped unharmed. Wen Ze Fangling, you...fuck you!!"

Ding Dayan suddenly stopped in the middle of his speech, and everyone couldn't help looking at him, but saw him staring straight at a certain place, his eyes were round, and they looked over curiously.

The result is this look.

The students were so surprised that their mouths were round.

Fang Ling finished his makeup. Compared with You Su and Geng Lin's abrupt and funny ones, his makeup was submissive and natural. The jaw was shaded, and the side face, which was not very tough, was more gentle.

Jade face and red lips, blushing balls at the ends of eyes and cheeks, water-cut bright eyes like shooting stars, and also like a pool of gentle autumn water.

Ding Dayan's straightness can't be described in detail, there are only three words in his mind:

so beautiful!

It's the kind of unobtrusive beauty, but if you look closely, you can actually find that it's a boy.

Zhang Zhiguo had the same expression as his classmates, but after all, he had seen many more cultural performances than the students, so he came back to his senses first.

Zhang Zhiguo happily touched his bald head, and suddenly said something irrelevant, "Fang Ling, have you watched Peking Opera?"

Fang Ling was stunned, then smiled, "I've seen it."

But it's not this life, it's the last life. In the last life, when he and Zhao Shun got older, they would go to Peking Opera performances from time to time.

Peking opera is also known as the "quintessence of the country". Huaguo once produced the very famous "Four Famous Danes", and these four gentlemen were all men.

Hearing that Fang Ling had watched Peking Opera, Zhang Zhiguo smiled even wider, "Boy, what do you think of the four famous actors in Peking Opera?"

Fang Ling thought for a while, "Gaojie is tall and handsome, taking all the scenery."

To be honest, although Fang Ling has no hobby of wearing women's clothing, he does not discriminate against gender cross-dressing in art.

The reason for his refusal before was not only a little embarrassment, but also because he saw farther.

He is too aware of the equipment capabilities of the Great Hall of Jinghai No. [-] Middle School.The big stage, plus group Hanfu, opera singing and dancing, and the reversal of the characters behind.The combined effect of these is estimated to have given him a lot of eager and attentive attention.

However, now he just wants to study hard and try his best to get into A University, and he doesn't want to be too high-profile.

Zhang Zhiguo lowered his voice, "Boy, why don't you play this concubine?"

There is no mirror in front of Fang Ling, in fact, he does not know what he looks like.

But now that everyone is looking at him like this, he thinks that compared with You Su and the others, his face is not so hot-eyed.

Fang Ling was helpless, "Teacher, do you really want me to play the imperial concubine?"

"You are more suitable than other bastards." Zhang Zhiguo nodded, and then he smiled, "Fang Ling, you don't have to feel embarrassed. At worst, we will keep it a secret from the whole class. Then they won't know that the imperial concubine on stage is you. Or after you finish the performance , the teacher invites you to drink milk tea, I heard that you young people like drinking milk tea the most."

Others echoed, "Yes, yes, we promise not to say anything!"

"I definitely won't say it, or I will curse myself for eating instant noodles without seasoning."

"I won't say it either, I promise to put a lock on my mouth."

Under the gaze of so many pairs of eyes, Fang Ling finally nodded slowly.

If Zhang Zhiguo hadn't spoken in person, Fang Ling really didn't plan to take over the stall.

But the unlucky one was Zhang Zhiguo, his mentor.

Then there is only willingness left.

In his previous life, he took the Waterloo college entrance examination, missed the ideal A university, and the family situation was even more messy. In order to avoid gossip, Fang Jianyuan even forced him to join him, snatched his ID card and the bank card his mother gave him, canceled His authority to enter Mansion No. [-] in Dijing temporarily sealed the villa in Mansion No. [-] in Dijing.

His ID card was also taken away, so he won't be able to find it for a while.

After spending all the money on his body, he still didn't want to bow to Fang Jianyuan, so he gritted his teeth and got money from an online loan, and found a poor house that cost a few hundred a month to live temporarily.

He didn't expect that Zhang Zhiguo, who was asking around, found him because he lived in such a remote place and in such a bad place.

Even though many years have passed, Fang Ling still remembers that rainy night.

The mentor was holding an umbrella dripping with water, but most of his shoulders were still wet, and his few remaining hair were also wet.

At that time, rather than saying that he was a famous teacher, it would be more appropriate to say that he was a tramp, because he looked really embarrassed.

Fang Ling also remembered Zhang Zhiguo's distressed expression when he learned about his family situation.

Under the pressure of the other party, he confessed that he had borrowed an online loan. At that time, Zhang Zhiguo paid for him without saying a word and helped him repay the online loan he just borrowed. He also tried his best to maintain his self-esteem, saying that he could borrow a sum first. Give him the money, let him repeat his studies for a year to hit University A, and it will not be too late to pay back the money after he has a job after graduating from university.

As for online loans that can eat people, Zhang Zhiguo told him not to touch them again.

Although he had no intention of repeating the study due to his mental and physical exhaustion, Fang Ling did borrow Zhang Zhiguo's money and used his money to pay for the freshman's tuition. Zhou Xiangming came back and took them away.

None of those bad things happened in this life, but Fang Ling will never forget the help this mentor gave him.

Seeing that Fang Ling agreed, Zhang Zhiguo laughed so hard that he couldn't see, and said "good boy" twice.

After the dust settled, You Su, who had no worries about the future, completely let go of himself, pinched the orchid and pointed to Fang Ling, "Sister Fang, congratulations on your promotion to imperial concubine, I am so envious~"

The girls giggled, and someone sighed: "Sometimes straight men are more powerful, and they can't be compared."

Fang Ling's eyelids twitched, and he felt like hitting someone.Just thinking about it, someone beat him up.

Zhao Shun got up abruptly, and then, taking advantage of his height, he directly locked You Su's throat with an elbow, "You still mocked Fang Ling as a noble concubine, didn't you, try shouting again?"

You Su was so frightened that his voice immediately returned to normal, "Brother Shun, please be gentle, I won't talk, I won't laugh anymore, please let me go, I... I'll go to eat supper!"

Zhao Shun snorted coldly and strangled him again before letting go.

Zhao Shun's mood is not very good now, he can't help but feel a little irritable, just now the eyes of the people in the class gave him a strong sense of uneasiness.

Originally, he only wanted Fang Ling to participate in the class program, as a small dancer and bodyguard, but he didn't want him to be the protagonist.

But the development of the situation became more and more strange and out of control, and even Lao Zhang finally came...

Zhang Zhiguo looked at the time, "It's almost time to go back to the dormitory, go to bed early and get up early, and have classes tomorrow."

The students said in unison: "Okay~"

Zhang Zhiguo left.

Now that the role of imperial concubine has been decided, those who should take off their makeup should continue to look for Hanfu on the Internet.

Makeup removal is much faster than make-up. Pour up the makeup remover and wipe it again, and it will be done in less than 3 minutes.

After removing their makeup, Fang Ling and the other three could finally eat their supper to their heart's content.

Zhao Shun sat by and watched, feeling happy for Fang Ling but also somewhat regretful.

"By the way, we still have an important role to choose. Brothers, which one of you will be Tang Minghuang?" Weng Ruo put the cosmetics one by one into the bag.

The noisy classroom froze again.

Two seconds later, everyone said, "That's right, if we go according to our plan, there should indeed be a Tang Minghuang."

"You must choose a boy who is taller than Fang Ling, otherwise, from the effect point of view, he must not be that tall."

Weng Ruo frowned, "Do you boys want to recommend yourself?"

"I want to try."

"I come!"

Two voices sounded simultaneously.

Zhao Shun was taken aback for a moment, then turned his head to look at the source of another voice.

Then he saw Fu Dadong, who was always evaluated as "honest and honest" by his classmates, scratching his head embarrassingly at this moment.

Zhao Shun glared at him.

What does this guy want! !