I contracted all the historical male gods

At this moment, the night rain had just stopped, and my ears were filled with the violent sound of the stormy waves.

Judging from what Sister Fairy said, she probably had some old friendship with "myself", that's why she chose to stage such a bitter questioning scene on the wedding night.Thinking of this, Lin Xiang couldn't help raising his eyebrows in doubt. Could it be that "I" was a real version of Aquaman who was in trouble everywhere before?

If so, where did she go when she said "go"?

Could it be... Elopement? !

The moment the thought was formed, Lin Xiang consciously took a few steps back in a hurry, his slender waist barely reaching the cool railing behind him, and then he couldn't retreat.Her heart was beating non-stop, but the only thing in her mind was: Compared with jumping to Hai Mingzhi, she would rather follow the fairy sister in front of her.

After all, who can say no to those cute horns?

However, without waiting for Lin Xiang to express his attitude, a swift and agile figure climbed up the railing steadily, and then flipped to the ground easily with his strength.His long hair was scattered on his shoulders, as if it had just been washed, and it was still dripping with fine drops of water.He must have arrived in a hurry, he didn't even tidy up his robes, and his whole body seemed to be emitting a misty heat.

Lin Xiang was shocked for a moment, seeing her looking down at the corridor on the second floor, and looking at Zhou Yu with his own flash skill in disbelief, repeated several times, and finally accepted this supernatural reality.

Well, it is very likely that the ancients could really fly over the wall.

Apparently Zhou Yu didn't know anything about Lin Xiang's mental activities. He was burning incense and taking a bath, but halfway through, he heard a woman's scream outside the window. After he listened carefully, there was no more sound.

Probably because of his intuition, he directly put on his clothes and came out. In a hurry, he turned over directly through the railing and fell to the third floor.Then he saw the woman he should have called "sister-in-law".

Xu Shi woke up and was tired of dressing, only to see that her temples were partly tilted, and she was wearing a gorgeous dress, the corners of which fluttered like clouds, setting off the bright moon behind her, making people feel ethereal, but In the end, it is not as beautiful as her half.

Like a ghost, Zhou Yu couldn't help but grasped the other's thin shoulders, "Is sister-in-law okay?"

His voice was tinged with anxiety, Lin Xiangxun raised his head, and happened to meet Zhou Yu's shining eyes.The little broken system is quite tasteful, such a boy is hard to find even with a lantern, if she just let it go, then she is an idiot who is invincible in the universe.

She unilaterally announced that the fantasies about the fairy sister just now did not count.

Thinking of the fairy sister, Lin Xiang didn't care to answer Zhou Yu's question, and looked over his shoulder to the place where the man stood alone just now.It was empty there, and the other party must have left for a long time.

I haven't even asked myself, who is she to me, and why does she want me to leave with her?

At this moment, there was a sound of heavy footsteps at the end of the corridor.

Lin Xiang turned his head to look, Lu Su was still dressed in a well-groomed manner, his footsteps were as calm as the wind, but it was the mustache that gave him a sense of intimacy and joy.Behind him followed a gang of maidservants, Lu Xun foolishly followed at the end, playing with a shiny silver knife in his hand.

Thinking of the inexplicable and ambiguous posture between himself and Zhou Yu, Lin Xiang couldn't help breaking out in a cold sweat nervously. After all, for the ancients, the etiquette of uncle and sister-in-law was always very particular. Asking and so on are almost strict regulations.

When Lu Su saw this situation, he definitely had to put on a straight face. Although it wouldn't make Zhou Yu look bad, it would still cause some unhappiness, wouldn't it?Lin Xiang thought so, and was about to stretch out her hand to push back, when she suddenly felt that if Zhou Yu didn't have "unbearable" thoughts, wouldn't she be acting too coy?

It's like I've done something wrong.

Before Lin Xiang made a decision, Lu Su had already strode to the scene. Seeing this scene, his face remained unchanged, and he turned around quickly to signal everyone to retreat for now.He covered his sleeves and coughed lightly, with an expression of "I can't do it, I'm going to die, you go on", and then walked away as if nothing had happened.

Lin Xiangshi was shocked: "..."

Has Soochow become so open to the people?To be so ignorant of the issue of uncle and sister-in-law, Lu Su, as the most serious, just left without looking sideways?She obviously only remembered that the Huns had this preference.

Lin Xiang was in a daze, but Lu Xun's cutie couldn't see it. He pinned the dagger to his waist, and then called Zhou Yu sharply, "Why is Brother Yu here?"

Zhou Yu finally realized that his behavior was inappropriate, quickly removed his rude hands, and apologized aloud: "Yu was negligent for a while, I hope my sister-in-law is not to blame."

Having said that, his eyes were still erratic, but he didn't dare to look at her.Repressing his desire to flirt, Lin Xiangwen said softly and softly, seeing Lu Xun squeezed to Zhou Yu's side, he asked curiously, "I don't know why the general came here?"

If she remembered correctly, she was immersed in the beauty of the fairy sister, and did not hesitate and scream.

Then how did Zhou Yu, Lu Su and others sense their own danger, and then appear at the same time?

Hearing her straightforward question, Zhou Yu didn't hide it, "When I was taking a bath just now, I vaguely heard a woman screaming, so I dared to offend my sister-in-law."

bathing...

Lin Xiang succeeded in going off the track again, his mind was filled with conceived pictures of beautiful men going out of the bath, and the doubts he had just now were forgotten by himself for a moment, "So that's the case, General Lao is concerned, everything is fine for me."

After saying that, his eyes shifted away from Zhou Yu's half-open neckline, but in the next second, he was looking directly at the sharp-tongued young man.Sure enough, Lu Xun still sneered ruthlessly: "Your Majesty is still in good health, but Mrs. Sister-in-law is very happy. Brother Yu has put so much effort into it."

The implication is that you are afraid that we are going to green our lord?

Lin Xiang always wanted to praise "the child has good eyesight", but the act of wearing a cuckold still has some moral pressure, so Lin Xiang had no choice but to return it with a shy smile.

Good boy, take your time to figure it out.

Lu Xun bumped into a shameless soft nail, and his complexion turned green in an instant, but Zhou Yu stood in front of Lu Xun, the light in his eyes was sincere and gentle, "Sister-in-law, really hasn't been frightened?"

Lin Xiang clicked her tongue, she must have been frightened, but her instinct told herself that she should not tell others about this matter.After thinking about it for a moment, Lin Xiang had no choice but to make up a story: "It's not a rare thing. Just now, a heron almost flew past my head, but who knew it was slapped into the waves by my palm. Fly out."

Lu Xun giggled again.

Zhou Yu didn't know if he believed her flick, so he only accepted with a smile, and then called people to watch the night for Lin Xiang in shift.

It was already late at night, Lin Xiang bid farewell to Zhou Yu and others politely, and when he turned around and closed the door, his eyes turned to the blue and deep sea again, the waves were surging, and the fairy sister had long since disappeared.

"who are you……"

While muttering to himself, Lin Xiang climbed onto the bed with hands and feet. Since she rested for a long time in the afternoon, she didn't feel much sleepy now. After finding a comfortable posture, she tried to reach out and draw a circle again, intending to verify her strength. Guess whether it is true or not.

The circles were successfully connected into a solid line, and the inside of the circle gradually turned from transparent to snow white, accompanied by flashes of silver light, and then several black and bold old fonts emerged.

[Hello, distinguished VIP user, welcome to the Anonymous Exchange Forum of Travelers] Hehe, sounds like a very tall Yazi?Lin Xiang was feeling emotional, and a thoughtful dialog box popped up again in the circle——

[Your basic information has been entered in the background in advance, please manually enter the user's nickname] Lin Xiang thought for a moment with his chin in his hands, and finally typed a few touching characters—beauty that can lie down and win.

【Nickname set successfully!The user with the same name has been squeezed out for you] Lin Xiang couldn't help but feel a little moved, this is probably the joy of krypton gold, right?Just at this time, the screen flashed a bit of bright white light again.

【New here, post a post to greet everyone! 】Lin Xiang happened to be free, so she clicked obediently to posting status, and started her daily water post——

[The beauty that can lie down and win: I don't know what to say, let's give everyone an early year first! ] Lin Xiang squatted in the post and waited, just as he was about to wait for a few handsome system users to start huddling together to keep warm and complain. Who knew that the reply was quick, but when Lin Xiangxing rushed in to have a look, the other party asked incisively: [Chief bullshitting expert: Don't you need to work hard if you look good? 】Lin Xiang: "..."

What she said made sense, and she began to reflect on whether her nickname was a value-oriented problem.But before Lin Xiang could reply, the post was turned into a hot new post by the elder brother on the first floor.

[I'm handsome and I'm reasonable: You don't need to work hard to look good] [Feng Xiaoxiaoxi Yi Shuihan: Actually, this has to be viewed dialectically...] [Did Dong Shi imitate today: Li Tao, it takes hard work to look good, but it doesn't take much effort. too hard】【……】

Adhering to the principle of being a little deaf and blind, Lin Xiang dived silently, watching his new New Year's greeting posts gradually degenerate into social quarrels. Lin Xiang, who was afraid of being affected by the flames of war, secretly clicked on his personal information to use the krypton gold user privileges , Change the nickname to: "No one knows more about S cards than me".

After changing her nickname, Lin Xiangma slipped away and opened a new post, humbly asking for advice on flirting experience——

[No one understands S cards better than me: Sincerely ask, how can you be fresh and refined without being pretentious? ] Learning from the experience of posting before, Lin Xiang did not wait in place, but abducted the post and started wandering aimlessly.There is no unparalleled road, just when Lin Xiang was giving up hope, he was pleasantly surprised to see a green tea cultivation post.

[Live teaching: cook the greenest tea, tease the toughest guy! 】Thinking of her current difficult task of clearing, Lin Xiang is like a treasure. As a Yuzhi girl, she needs to calm down and learn a few green tea routines.Lin Xiang poked excitedly, but there was no response on the interface. After a while, two cold dialog boxes popped up.

[Because you are suspected of connotation, your account has been banned from the entire site for seven days] [Please be careful when speaking in the future, and strive to create a harmonious communication atmosphere] Lin Xiang: ...

After all, he still carried everything by himself?

The author has something to say: Note: "Uncles and sisters-in-law don't know how to ask", uncles and sisters-in-law should not greet each other.