After retirement, I became a gangster soul mate [Transmigration Book]

I'll take your pension to support you, understand, I'm just a tool person without feelings.

"Hey! Are you really stupid or fake?!"

The people around him started talking again, it was really strange.

"Isn't it a fake before?"

"How is it possible! Who are the Song family members! Who dares to lie! Court death!"

"Then why did it get better all of a sudden..."

"Hello, how much is this?"

A big rough hand stretched out in front of his eyes, with only one middle finger pointing upwards.

Needless to say, this comparison is quite unique.

Yu Xian glanced at the man's missing thumb and index finger, and decided not to argue with him.

The man put down his hands awkwardly, feeling a little stupid.

"Why did you suddenly wake up? You were still stupid yesterday."

Seeing that everyone was staring at him curiously, Yu Xian frowned: "It's probably because people are refreshed on happy occasions, and they wake up as soon as they get up."

The man has a strange expression: "... a happy event?"

Yu Xian nodded seriously: "Isn't it a great joy to marry a wife in this world?"

Facts have proved that this person is still stupid, he just changed his way to be stupid.

"Brother Wang!" The person behind shouted: "It's almost time!"

Brother Wang came back to his senses, raised his hand to look at his watch, and hurriedly beckoned people to play with the coffin.

Yu Xian was left to hang aside, and saw a few strong men crowding towards the coffin, hurriedly pushed the coffin board, and fastened the four buckles on the edge, lifted a corner forcefully with two hey sounds, and put the hemp The noose made of rope was put in one set, and he knew in his heart that he was preparing to carry the coffin away.

"and many more."

Yu Xian hurriedly uttered a sound, but unfortunately the yelling men didn't hear him.

He frowned, walked over and patted the brother Wang who was only directing: "You can't take my wife away."

Brother Wang waved impatiently: "Go away, go away, it's none of your business."

After the rope was fastened, three strong men on one side lifted the coffin off the ground with a loud roar.

Yu Xian didn't bother to talk to these people, so he went up and slapped the coffin lid with a "slap".

There was a loud bang of "boom"!

"Ouch, hello!" Several big men couldn't hold on, and almost fell to their knees.

Brother Wang's face darkened, and he shouted: "Get up quickly, don't waste time."

A few people rubbed their shoulders and looked at each other. They seemed to have some doubts and scruples, but it was not easy to use other people's money to do things for others, so they got up quickly, rubbed their palms and set up a thick wooden stick. , and lifted the coffin vigorously together, Yu Xian raised his hand again and slapped it.

With a bang, the floor trembled.

The man slumped on the ground and shook his head: "No, no, it's too heavy! I can't lift it up!"

Brother Wang said with a dark face, "How could it not be lifted! This coffin was brought in like this the day before yesterday, why can't it be lifted out today!"

The coffins were all young and middle-aged men. The same group of people carried them in the day before yesterday. After two nights, could the coffin be able to get heavier by itself?Brother Wang didn't believe in evil, and yelled angrily: "Get up! Try again! You two come and help together!"

This time it became eight people.

However, it was able to lift off the ground just now, but now it can't even be lifted off the ground.

Realizing that the situation was abnormal, Brother Wang was also a little at a loss.

There was a guy in a denim jacket looking at the coffin with a pale face, a bit of panic appeared in his expression, as if he knew something hidden, his lips were trembling and he didn't know whether he should say it, the people around him sensed that he was wrong, and his hand With a light elbow, he asked in a low voice, "Do you know something?"

Brother Wang cast a sharp look over.

The young man swallowed heavily, and stammered: "There is a saying from the older generation... this, this coffin can't be lifted, it's, it's because the people in this coffin have unfulfilled wishes! They don't want to go!"

"Nonsense!" Brother Wang shuddered when he heard that, and gave the young man a hard look.

Yu Xian supported the coffin board with both hands, and his cheek with the other hand, and his eyes swept over the group of elders who tried to be calm.

The weather is not hot today, but look at the sweat on the head.

No one at the scene took him seriously, and they didn't expect that the culprit who couldn't lift the coffin was him.

Yu Xian raised his fingers and tapped on the coffin board, the sound of thumping made Brother Wang even more disturbed.

Turning the head, there was a roar: "Get out of here, all the stupid fools are in the way!"

The young man lying on the coffin board stood up straight.

Putting away that lazy expression, his sharp eyes met Brother Wang's glaring.

Brother Wang's heart tightened, and he took a step back unconsciously. He was shocked by a fool's eyes.

"He's right." Yu Xian said: "My wife and I just got married, and you guys are going to take him away. This is really a bit lacking in morality. How about this, you all go back, let us newlyweds Let's talk about it in two more sweet days."

Brother Wang: "..." Hold back!Don't be like a fool!

"Brother Wang..." The others couldn't make up their minds, so they could only look at Brother Wang together.

Yu Xian thought why these people were so troublesome, and the coffin couldn't be carried out, so what's the use of standing here?Wasting everyone's time, making him unable to find breakfast, and unable to communicate with his wife properly, hey, annoying.

"Try again!" Brother Wang gritted his teeth and shouted.

Others had no choice but to try again, but the result was still the same. The coffin seemed to be as heavy as a thousand catties, and several people couldn't move an inch. Brother Wang wiped the sweat off his head, and had no choice but to give up, angrily grabbing the door first After walking out, the others quickly followed, and in a blink of an eye, the huge living room was cleared up and returned to its previous calm.

Yu Xian found a stool and came over to one next to the coffin.

Looking up at his wife on the coffin board, he said after deliberating, "What's your name?"

Song Lingyi glanced at the wreath next to him, and there was an elegiac couplet hanging on it.

Yu Xian followed his gaze and turned his head to look, and thought softly, "Song Lingyi...why does it look familiar?"

Song Lingyi said quietly: "Why, the white moonlight in your dream is also called this name?"

Yu Xian shook his head again and again: "Then do you know my name?"

Song Lingyi gave him a strange look.

Yu Xian understood, and expressed his grievance——how can you look at your husband like a fool?

"Cough, my name is Yu Xian, and I just became a person last night."

"Although it was an accident and we didn't comply with our two wishes, this ghost marriage is still done, so we are now a legal husband and wife relationship that cannot be resolved."

Song Lingyi nodded slightly, as if he didn't care.

"By the way, what did you want to tell me last night?"

If it weren't for being really sleepy, he would definitely talk to his wife well. I don't know if his wife is angry?

Song Lingyi stared at the person for a while, and said, "Do you want to make a deal?"

"Pass...?" Song Lingyi continued before he could express his doubts.

"Do you have a car?"

Yu Xian thought about it, he was too anxious to bring his mount, but it seemed that he had to sit and wear it in the prison for raising big cats in the sun, so he shook his head honestly.

"Do you have a room?"

His body is just an orphan without father and mother, and he doesn't know where he lived before, but he can be sent here for a ghost marriage, and the ghost marriage partner is a rich and beautiful woman, probably... he is considered a married woman, right?The water thrown by the married fool should be homeless.

"Are you rich?"

"Yes..." Yu Xian almost blurted out, but thinking about the money he saved in the underworld seems to be different from what it is now, and he doesn't know how the retirement salary will be paid to him, so his pockets are really empty now.

Song Lingyi watched the young man suddenly downcast, and smiled slightly: "You do things for me, and I will pay you."

Yu Xian shook his head slightly.

Song Lingyi's eyes darkened, as if dissatisfied.

He is in a special situation now, although he doesn't really want to live, but being killed by someone and being unwilling to live are two different things. Now those dogs are uneasy and kind enough to give him a ghost marriage partner. He didn't understand these feudal superstitions before. I don't believe it, but now that I am dead, I can feel a little bit of the mystery. Now the trouble is, as long as the ghost marriage partner doesn't cooperate, he can't even leave this place!

The eyes staring at Yu Xian gradually became sharper.

Yu Xian, who was drooping his head to think about things, didn't know that his wife was thinking about how to kill him.

"With our relationship, your business is my business."

Yu Xian said suddenly: "I don't need to be paid, just..."

A little embarrassed, I looked away: "I don't have a place to live, and I haven't received my pension yet, so I can only rely on you first... It won't be long! When my pension comes down, I can support you!"

Song Lingyi's coldness froze in his eyes, and he was silent for a moment: "...It's unnecessary."

With his worth, there is no need to use other people's pensions.

But... a pension?Where does Yu Xian, a young man in his early twenties, get his pension?

Seeing his wife's suspicious look, Yu Xian felt that his hypocritical dignity as a man had been hurt.

Sighing and cheering up again: "So what do you need me to do?"

Song Lingyi's eyes darkened, and his long eyelashes blocked the murderous intent floating in it: "The reason why I can't leave here is because of you, and I want to find out who hurt me and solve the situation encountered by my family. You can't do many things yourself, so... you just need to be obedient, don't ask too much, don't talk too much, and don't make arbitrarily assertive actions."

Yu Xian nodded: "Understood, I'm just a tool person with no feelings."

Song Lingyi smiled: "You can say that."

"That can't be done." Yu Xian refused again: "We are husband and wife, you can't treat me like this."

Song Lingyi's patience is about to run out.

This person is not a fool, but there are inevitably pitfalls in his mind.

"And this matter sounds so troublesome... There must be a lot that I don't understand. Even with your guidance, I have to get in touch with areas that I am not good at. Maybe I will give you bad things." After thinking for a while, Yu Xian stood up He looked at the coffin and said, "So if this is not the case, you will be in charge of commanding the chief, and I will be in charge of protecting you."

He reached out and opened the buckle on the side of the coffin.

"The body is not cold yet. _Jiao caramel hall_"

Seeing Yu Xian's hand touching his face naturally, Song Lingyi smiled: "If you touch me again, you will probably lose your hand."

Yu Xian thought for a while, then grabbed the other person's hand and rubbed it on his face: "Then you can touch mine too, it's not bad."

Song Lingyi secretly touched the back molars: "...What are you going to do?"

Yu Xian put Song Lingyi's arm down and started to undress him!He also tore open his collar to reveal a large white chest.

With a sharp smile, Song Lingyi looked at Yu Xian with sharp knives in his eyes, and the yin energy around him was ready to move, and the originally dark and deep eyes gradually became a layer of terrible blood.

Yu Xian didn't raise his head, but raised his other hand to accurately grasp Song Lingyi's outstretched hand.

Cold, slippery, with slender fingers.

Taking this opportunity to touch it, I didn't expect such a beautiful hand to have a hard callus on the palm.

Song Lingyi's hair was touched all over: "Let go!"

Yu Xian let go of his hand eagerly, and watched Song Lingyi take his hand back anxiously.

Song Lingyi's cold voice echoed in his ears: "I'll dig out your eyes again."

Sensing that his wife was angry, Yu Xian's expression became serious, and he carefully felt the subtle reaction from under his palm: "Sure enough, your lifespan is not long enough to die, even if your living soul is accidentally separated, you shouldn't be unable to return..."

The author has something to say: Yuyu: As a man, raising a wife is a matter of course!So what about my pension!

Song Lingyi: Your pension can probably afford me a meal