The Buddhist butler who wears books always wants to run away

Si Fan sat on the sofa in the room, flipping through the book boredly, talking to the butler in his mind from time to time.

"Hey? I've never heard you call yourself by your name, so I know you're a housekeeper system. The system must have a number or a nickname, right?"

He curiously asked the system in his mind, who knew that his question would make the other party unlovable.

"I don't have a name..."

Si Fan felt a little strange. After putting down the book in his hand and closing it, he rubbed his chin in thought.

Shouldn't it be like this in the book?

unless……

Unless its name is very ugly!

"Tell me, I won't laugh at you."

Only when I can't hold back, will I laugh out loud.

"Really? I said so."

"Tell me..."

"My name is Bibing."

Hahaha, Si Fan's laughter echoed in the room, a little scary.

Guo Yu, who was about to exchange identities with him for a day while holding milk, frowned suspiciously.

How did I fall in love with this thing?

"It's agreed not to laugh, why are you making fun of it!"

"Hahaha, no, why are you called pancake? Are biscuits bad?"

"Because when I first came to the boss, I always had pancakes in my arms, so they said I have pancakes. They originally wanted to call me pancakes, but the boss stopped me and changed it to pancakes."

……

There are cakes, hahaha.

Si Fan coughed twice, holding back his smile.He thought of something and asked it.

"Has the Internet problem been resolved?"

"No, although things have been suppressed, there have been a lot of super talk."

"Also, host. Your information has been published online. I don't know which kind-hearted person it is, no, it's heartless."

"I reasonably suspect it's Wen Yanyan."

Bibing was puzzled and asked him why, and the answer he got was a screenshot that appeared on his phone.

A girl with a cute cat head, her online name is Refused to Smell Smoke.

She didn't know when she and Lan Yuanyuan played together, and they chatted very happily.

From how she was controlled until now she has become completely better, to how he once disliked her, in fact, he didn't want to seduce Ye Bai sincerely because he was just displeased with him, etc.

Now they are secretly planning how to open the super chat, so that more people can have sex with the object they both liked.

Since they can't get it, it's not bad for the two of them to digest internally together.

"So, there have been a lot of weird and superficial words like "Yu's Fan troubles?" "The driver loves Yu" and "Yu Yu likes Versailles"? "

"I don't know, don't ask me, I don't want to know thank you."

With a sad face, Si Fan casually clicked on the super chat that the system just said.

Although he knew that the two women were conspiring, it was really strange to get the name Chaohua.

Chaohua is called "The Driver Loves to Eat", and I found that there are actually [-] followers.

The introduction of Chaohua is very shocking, everyone is welcome to pay attention to Shamat’s Chaohua, which is attacked by gentle scum, there are countless treasure girls here, and they all have treasures in their hands. As long as you think about it, we have all kinds of photos...

Not daring to continue reading, he casually clicked on the photo album inside and found that he had been turned into an emoticon package.

Angrily, he reported this super talk, and blocked it by the way.

"Dong dong..."

Si Fan's aura disappeared the moment he knocked on the door, he straightened out his emotions and shouted loudly.

"Come in……"

Guo Yu outside the door lowered his eyebrows and held a cup of hot milk in his hand.

"Master, this glass of milk is warmed at [-] degrees as you just mentioned, please enjoy it slowly."

Guo Yu smirked, secretly muttering in his heart that he'd be scalded to death.

If Yu Mo's mother hadn't insisted on keeping Si Lin last night, they would have played Truth or Dare together.

Guo Yu lost, but still lost to Si Fan, this bastard will exchange identities with him for a day.

Extremely reluctant, he bit the bullet and agreed under Si Lin's threatening eyes.

Hey, the eyes of the future father-in-law are a little scary...

Si Fan took a sip and frowned, realizing that things were not simple.

"Ok?"

Guo Yu's expression was tense, and he was a little worried that the temperature would be too hot from time to time, or that there was something unclean in the milk, which shouldn't be the case.

"This milk, the color is wrong, you... Go change it."

"Ah!!" Guo Yu laughed angrily, gritted his teeth and asked the person who was lying leisurely on the sofa.

"Then, what color do you want, young master?"

"black."

"black??"

"Yes, it's black. It's the kind of high-end milk that smells like coffee. If anyone can let me take a sip, I'll reward him with a kiss."

system:? ?Did he remember?

Guo Yu:? ?He's flirting again? ?

Suppressing the small thoughts in his stomach, he nodded in satisfaction, quickly took the milk glass in Si Fan's hand who was still drinking, and ran downstairs.

"Host, you are so flirtatious."

"Ah ha ha ha, thank you for the compliment. You really praised me so much. Oh, shall we go shopping in the afternoon? Isn't the young master in the book swiping the bills for those beauties with a card?"

"Hehe, host. You don't have a beautiful woman to accompany you."

"You're farting, why don't I have a beautiful woman to accompany me? Can't I ask my housekeeper Guo Yunan to dress up as a woman?"

"Oh, my God, host, this is a very good idea, if, I mean. If that guy Guo Yu finds out, he will definitely take your skin off. Well, that's it."

Guo Yu, who had brewed coffee and milk outside the door and served them again, stood at the door with angry eyes.

He really wanted to splash the contents of the cup on the face of his future "wife".

"Wow, my little housekeeper Guo, you are really capable. Come on, give me a sip."

With that said, he got up from the sofa, walked up to Guo Yu who was covered in cold air, stood on tiptoe and kissed him on the face.

"Host, why are you acting like this to our hero all of a sudden?"

The system pie was shocked, how could he not know that his host had become so flamboyant, could it be those super words?

"Hehe, of course it's because yesterday I saw someone say that I'm a shou. How could I be a shou? I'm a straight man, okay? Even if I am, I have to be Gong. If you can't be Gong, you have to take the initiative to accept it? Then I don't like that. Is it just an attack?"

Pancake made a disdainful cut in his mind.

"Kiss as much as you want, there are so many excuses if you like someone, cut it!"

Ignoring the words in his mind, Si Fan looked at the man blushing.

Handed the lukewarm coffee milk to his hand, covered his face and ran away... ran away...

"Uh, he's not angry anymore? Didn't he look like he was going to eat me just now?"

"Can't people be shy?"

Hahaha, his boss is too innocent, it's just like being kissed by his sister-in-law, ahhahaha It's so funny.

"Host, didn't you say we're going to go shopping? Hurry up, I can't wait."

"Don't worry, Lan Yuanyuan will come over and give you a Lolita dress later."

"Do what?"

"Of course it's for Butler Guo to wear it. It's a pity that he doesn't wear it with his long legs. I can't have a beautiful woman by my side as a young master?"

"as long as you are happy."