The Grim Reaper Can't Be Tricked

At eight o'clock in the evening, Cen Jin came out of the theater with his five little ones, and was eating offal by the side of the road. He noticed the secretive eyes of passers-by, and even pointed at him and whispered.

He felt very strange, got up and went over to ask the reason, but when the other side saw him walking over, they immediately scattered.

Cen Jin frowned, caught a glimpse of three people on the right whispering to each other, and from time to time turned their heads to point at the electric poles for comparison, so they walked over there, and the three of them dispersed immediately when they saw him walking past.

The telephone poles were covered with small advertisements of various colors, and leaflets, cards and other small items were scattered on the ground. Cen Jin only realized after looking at them one by one that they were missing persons notices, namely Totem, Wulan and his photo.

It is stated that as long as they provide information about where they are, and the time of sighting and notification does not exceed 10 minutes, you can get a reward of [-] Hong Kong dollars. If the staff on the other end of the phone is present and the target is still there, the reward will be doubled. First come first served .

The requirements are simple and the rewards are generous, who can not be tempted?

But in just a short moment, everyone around Cen Jin picked up their mobile phones and dialed the hotline on the leaflet. The owner of the video store on the left held the landline to provide information, and even the content of the call was heard by Cen Jin.

The bustling 'beeps' came from all directions, and countless sightlines were flooded in. Cen Jin moved his feet, and he clearly felt the crowd stagnate.

He ignored it, walked up to the five little ones and explained the current situation softly without realizing it, and could only let them go back to Shanhai Kunlun in advance.

The three little ones carried the other two little ones on their backs and gathered around chattering: "Do you need help?", "Are you trying to harm you?", "With me here, I can help you get rid of them.", "Who If you dare to harm my elder brother, you will have trouble with me!", "I moved garbage to block the sewer in their community."

"I don't need help, just be obedient and don't cause trouble. No one can harm me, please tell my big brother's brass bell head, please say my name first, just block the sewer, don't destroy the public environment." Cen Jin took care of the three little ones Clothes, said: "Find a public toilet to send you back."

The words paused for a few seconds, and Cen Jin looked at Ding Yiqing: "You should have noticed the abnormality earlier than me, right?"

Ding Yiqing stretched out his index finger from the heavy shopping bag, pointed in a certain direction and said, "It appeared two hours ago."

Cen Jin looked in the direction and saw that it was a projection billboard, which not only played a missing person notice, but also his colorful headshot, the dazzling yellow hair and decadent temperament combined into a very prominent mourning batch.

"You didn't remind me?"

Ding Yiqing said calmly: "I wanted to remind you at the time, but you asked me to carry the shopping bag for you."

"..." Huang Mao was depressed.

Cen Jin found a public restroom to send away the five little ones. Inside, there was only a man in a purple shirt spraying jelly water. He glanced at him, and then took a second glance after he went out. He continued to wipe his hair, and suddenly realized something was wrong. How many children?You don't intentionally abandon children, do you?

The man in the purple shirt hurriedly ran to the toilet cubicle to check, but he couldn't find anyone. He returned to the mirror with a dazed expression, and suddenly ran out screaming.

Huang Mao, who hadn't gone far, heard the sound, turned his head subconsciously, and met the eyes of the man in the purple shirt. The latter was terrified and ran even faster.

Huang Mao was puzzled, but saw that there were people looking at him, so he hurried into a narrow alley, which was filled with various small shops, crowded with pedestrians, and the missing person notice leaflets hadn't been sent here for a while, so he was told to enter easily The crowd disappeared under the surveillance of some passers-by.

Throwing away the passers-by who were following him, Cen Jin climbed over a wall and entered another alleyway. There was no one there, and all kinds of garbage were piled up. A large garbage truck was parked not far away. Flyer for Missing Person Notice.

Cen Jin looked up and saw that a drone was distributing leaflets. If he looked down at 5000 meters and looked down, he would find several drones working in the city.

I didn't expect Soya Amano and others to spend so much money in order to find them.

"There is an ambush ahead."

Suddenly a reminder came from behind, Cen Jin turned his head and saw Ding Yiqing standing on the wall.

"They figured out your escape route, and there is an ambush waiting for you no matter which direction you run." Ding Yiqing took out a video camera from behind and pointed the lens at Cen Jin.

"Smile, okay?"

Cen Jin expressionless: "What are you doing?"

Ding Yiqing: "There is a global live broadcast room on the external network, and the best anchor will be selected after three days. I will register as an anchor with your ID card and prepare to shoot your live video. In the next three days, you will be the only one under my camera protagonist."

"Crazy." Cen Jin raised his face and said coldly, "Turn it off."

Ding Yiqing smiled outside the camera: "The anchor with the most viewers in the live broadcast room will get a bonus of 2000 million knives."

Equivalent to more than 1 million RMB.Cen Jin blinked and shook his head firmly: "I refuse. Turn it off, Ding Yiqing."

Ding Yiqing looked at him condescendingly, with a cold smile, and a gentle voice: "No, the second rule of civility for new customers is that the best customers cannot refuse the merchant's reasonable and well-founded request. I hope you can abide by it."

Cen Jin took two steps forward: "Where is the reason?"

"Businessmen are working hard for customers to have a better future." Ding Yiqing changed his voice: "I understand that you like to act in a low-key manner, so you see the previous few actions, I will follow you without any interference. I respect you so much. Many times, you should respect me once in a while, right?"

What the hell?Why is what Ding Yiqing said so strange?Is he crazy again?

"You want me to be a lunatic, a tyrant, or a dictator, you can call me whatever you want." Ding Yiqing said with a sigh, "I just want my employer to be the center of attention."

He lowered his eyes, reflected Cen Jin's figure and said, "You won't refuse to satisfy another little desire, right?"

There is no way to make sense, Ding Yiqing is obviously determined to carry the dictatorship to the end, the warmth and talkativeness at the last moment is just the candy given before the slaughter, it is for paralysis.

Cen Jin stared at Ding Yiqing and thought, at least he didn’t get nothing. He knew that Ding Yiqing had two desires entangled in him, one for body and the other for fame. Some crazy obsessions.

"Ding Yiqing, who do you think I am, don't you?"

He asked Ding Yiqing whether he was the non-existent person he was looking for, and when he got a negative answer, he didn't think about it anymore, because Cen Jin thought that Ding Yiqing would rather not answer than lie.

"No, I don't know how to play doubles." Ding Yiqing said, "It's so pitiful to play doubles. How could I let myself fall into such a pitiful situation?"

What qualifications does a lunatic who commits evil and pleasure have to look down on the paranoid and obsessed "love saint" who plays double tricks?

Cen Jin was sure that words and force could not convince Ding Yiqing, so he gave up stopping him from filming, and only asked, "Has the live broadcast started yet?"

Ding Yiqing: "You reminded me, I just opened the Internet."

Cen Jin immediately turned around, pointed the back of his yellow head at the camera, and tried to search for the gas mask from his backpack, but he couldn't find it for a long time. Only when Ding Yiqing reminded him did he realize that the dog had taken it away one step ahead of time.

Looks like it was premeditated.

Cen Jin took a deep breath, determined not to look back, took out a hammer from his backpack, and listened to Ding Yiqing's prompts such as 'the number of viewers exceeds [-]', 'the number of viewers exceeds [-], I will buy you a recommendation when the number of viewers exceeds [-]', etc. , Trying to calm down, but the right eyelid still keeps beating.

Looking down at the electronic watch on his left wrist, as long as the electronic watch is smashed or peeled off, he will be eliminated. In order to prevent the proportion of foreign aid in the competition from being too large, the institutional restriction must be that the contestant destroys the electronic watch by himself for the score to be considered valid.

As he was walking, Cen Jin suddenly ran quickly, jumped onto the high-piled cardboard boxes, jumped onto the garbage truck, and faced the oncoming dense anesthetic bullets. After avoiding them, he landed steadily. After only stopping for less than a second, he immediately dodges, turning into a phantom and sinking into the darkness.

It took about two or three seconds, but I heard someone scolding, and then a heavy object fell to the ground, and there was a vague 'click' sound.

Then came the ear-piercing sound of beeps accompanied by a reminder that "the members of the tenth team xxx are eliminated". The first contestant was eliminated on the first day of the team competition, ending the prelude to each other's temptations and petty fights.

In the dark alley, there were scolding and fighting sounds one after another. Like a ghost, a figure blended into the darkness and quietly appeared behind the ambush man. With a hammer, it smashed the watch with precision and only slightly injured the wrist.

The ambusher was eliminated when he failed to react. He also tried to pass the message to his companions, but it was one of the rules that the eliminated contestants could no longer contact their companions.

The team leader of the six-member team who ambushed Huang Mao gasped. In just 3 minutes, he lost two team members. Huang Mao's strength was beyond imagination.

"Damn it! These days, there are still people who hide their strength and pretend to be pigs and tigers. It's so wicked!" the team leader complained.

They belong to the same front as the other nine teams, and are led by Soya Amano and Rudra of the first and second teams. In fact, the various teams are also fighting each other, because whichever team eliminates the target team first and the number of eliminations is large, the team's points will soar. The speed is fast, which is beneficial to the follow-up games.

Therefore, Huang Mao, the weakest member of the target team, was found nearby, so he immediately chose to ambush and acted privately without notifying the other teams.

Within a minute of thinking, another team member was eliminated. The team leader cursed in a low voice, pressed the communication button and said, "No matter the yellow hair, everyone retreats."

"team leader."

"If you have something to say, wait until you retreat. Huangmao's strength prediction was wrong, and he needs to be re-evaluated——"

"Captain, there is no signal."

"?" The team leader looked suspiciously at the team member in charge of anesthesia and sniping, followed his line of sight, but saw an exploded drone scattered on the ground at some point.

That is the air base station officially provided by Huaxia.

Considering that the two parties may damage the Hong Kong City information network by attacking and listening to each other, contestants are prohibited from using electronic communication unless they have an independent base station.

At this time, Huaxia officials provided their students with aerial base stations built by drones.

Not to be outdone, several foreign officials showed rare generosity and jointly paid for the lease of three expensive aerial base stations, but they were blown up on the first day.

It is conceivable that after the game, the sky-high compensation list listed by Huaxia was so frustrating.

The team leader was heartbroken while thinking about who did it. Before he could ask, he heard someone above his head say, "Can you please take off the electronic watch and let me smash it?" Sorry, immediately jumped off the roof without thinking.

The front foot landed on the ground, and the back foot began to run impatiently. Suddenly, the neck hurt and dizziness hit, and the team leader fell to the ground weakly.

Half-awake and half-awake, they saw Huang Mao, whom they thought was a weak chicken, walking briskly, with a hammer in one hand and an anesthesia gun snatched from their team members in the other, then squatted down, took off the electronic watch and smashed it, and immediately listened There was a beep and a cheerful electronic voice 'Congratulations to all members of the tenth team for being eliminated~~'.

"..." Which idiot made an electronic watch?If you are sick, you must complain when you go out.

Before the team leader passed out, many thoughts flashed through. The last thought was that he regretted not being able to tell other teams the truth about Huangmao's extraordinary strength before being eliminated. I hope that other teammates have a pair of piercing eyes to recognize the perverted nature of Huangmao's emaciated body. .

Cen Jin lamented the luxury of the tenth team's equipment, and then searched all of them into a garbage bag he picked up, carried it on his shoulder against the wall, and quietly slipped into the narrow alleyway where the small shops were concentrated, and bought a scary rabbit head mask and hat .

After wearing it, not only can you walk on the street swaggeringly, but you can also face Ding Qingqing's camera directly.

Ding Yiqing looked at Cen Jin's back in the camera with no expression, and said that he hoped that customers would pay attention, but he did not try his best to peel off the mask on Cen Jin's face.

***

At this time, a military plane shuttled through the clouds, and the top of the special metal fuselage made a relatively loud clanging sound, and one or two heavy objects flashed through the window from time to time. After about 10 minutes, the door of the plane opened, the wind was strong, and water vapor spread over the surface. Wu Yujie jumped in from the outside, and the other staff in the plane quickly closed the door.

Wu Yujie walked up to the boss and said, "It's a group of Asuras equipped with mechanical wings. I don't know where they got the news. They want to snatch Luo Yantian's body."

During this trip, they were responsible for escorting the body of Narayantian (that is, the great god Vishnu) to Hong Kong City under the secret order of the capital's high-level officials. Even the investigation team of the headquarters did not know about this matter, and they never thought that they would be attacked by Asuras.

"The power of the cult is definitely beyond the agency's predictions. The secrets of this thing are digging up more and more. I heard that Jiang Bai Pingcuo has cracked some new psychic spells in the town, and there is also a major breakthrough in the investigation work at King Mu's tomb... What are you doing? "

Wu Yujie found out that the boss was turning on the computer to broadcast live, and couldn't help wondering: "What is this?"

The boss wiped his face and sighed: "Old Ding asked me to help, I guess he wants to make his little daughter-in-law a global internet celebrity."

Wu Yujie: "I don't understand, but it's shocking."

The boss murmured: "I don't know, I don't understand either... Lao Ding's madness is getting worse and worse. Sometimes he feels like he is not like a person. I don't know what he has done these years. He is carrying a camera and following his wife. Behind the scenes, let me, a single dog, help manage the live broadcast room, demanding too much, kicking too much, kicking too much, kicking with swear words, kicking with rhythm... buy him a lot of money to recommend the audience who finally attracted in , As a result, more than half of them were kicked away, and all the complaints scolded me.

Ge Laozi, I don’t know, I thought it was specially for yellow hair to cultivate loyal followers. "

Wu Yujie looked at the pitch-black screen, and said in silence for a while, "There's no one here."

"I just walked out of the camera. Ge Laozi, I don't show my face, there are no weird scenes, and I have to live broadcast for three days, and I have to surpass the video of the head of the African coastline a few years ago, and reach the top..." The boss said with a lost soul: "You How much does it cost to get a professional sailor?"

"..."