The Grim Reaper Can't Be Tricked

Huang Jiang raised her hand and asked, "The first rule of the school: Gods cannot be trusted, does that mean that humans and gods are against each other?"

"That's right." Li Daoyi paused the PPT and said: "The origin of the history of human civilization and the history of global gods, as a metaphor, a group of human beings are fighting near the ant nest. It's a devastating blow.

In order to survive, ants scrambled to sacrifice their beliefs, and developed various summoning rituals to convey their needs to the eyes of humans.Human beings are curious, and of course some show fear and worry, so they make cruel extermination actions. Of course, some people choose to satisfy the needs of ants, and then observe their development——

Of course, this is not a very appropriate metaphor, because humans do not eat ants, and foreign bodies happen to like to eat protein humans. "

After the PPT ended, Li Daoyi asked the students to watch a short black and white video.

The video shows an empty room with a human being curled up in the corner.

About 15 seconds into the video, the human suddenly wailed, and then frantically tore off the skin of his fingers and arms, tearing himself to a bloody mess, bleeding to death.

Li Daoyi: "This is an ordinary person whose spirit has been polluted. He was locked up in the isolation room of a private hospital opened by the institution for treatment. The treatment failed and he collapsed and died."

He continued in the tentative video: "The level of foreign objects polluting him is not high, level three dangerous, lurking in a village before being cleared, and eating more than a dozen people. Foreign objects usually kill each other, but they are more dangerous than the same kind. I like fresh human meat."

"The key points about the habits and level judgment of foreign objects below the gods will be taught in the classroom in the future. Now I will turn over the chapter and briefly introduce the supernatural technique." Li Daoyi listed a sequence table and said: "This is currently known. The sequence list of extraordinary skills, a total of 308 sequences are arranged according to strength, the numbers are from large to small, and the smaller the number, the stronger the extraordinary skills."

Regarding the science popularization of extraordinary techniques, the post on the forum is very detailed.

Cen Jin looked down at the post, explaining in words that human beings use documents to record the supernatural techniques used by gods and try to preserve them. After the organization was established, it collected documents to summarize and sort the recorded supernatural techniques.

All the supernatural arts possessed by human beings are obtained from the extermination class, that is, the gods. In ancient times, strange people and strangers obtained supernatural arts (called fairy arts, magic, witchcraft, etc. at the time), usually by bartering, way of equivalent exchange.

Brass Bellhead said this, and it didn't lie.

Therefore, most of the oldest alchemists, priests, and priests are related to bloody and dark slave sacrifices, and most of the ancient god worship is also related to human sacrifices.

In the ancient times when information was not circulated, it was hard to say that it was just a coincidence that countless large and small living sacrifices happened at the same time.

In the development of history, human beings obtained extraordinary skills through equivalent exchange, and in turn used the weapons created by extraordinary skills and human skills, combined with human wisdom, to capture gods and kill them, cut their limbs and put them in special containers , Deciphered the supernatural technique that can be obtained without bartering.

The organization added the deciphered extraordinary technique to the sequence list, and obtained a total of 308 sequences.

"Not quite right." Cen Jin murmured.

Tonglingtou said that gods who exchange supernatural powers with human beings must be restricted in their actions and have to rely on human arrangements, but in the historical documents of the University of Michigan, it is said that human beings sacrificed and gods accepted the exchange.

The former is limited by the gods and has to accept the equivalent exchange of humans, which is passive.

The latter took the initiative to accept sacrifices, but with the weakness of human beings and the strength of gods, they did not need to accept human sacrifices at all, and did not give humans a chance to fight back.

During the 5000 years of insignificant development of human beings, from food to opponents that can fight against and hunt gods, some major events must have occurred during the period, which caused the status of human beings to soar and the power of strangeness to decline.

Cen Jin thought of what the headmaster mentioned just now, maybe the battle between gods and gods is the aftermath of the war?

Li Daoyi said: "The currently known sequences and their demonstrated strengths are all in this sequence table, please remember it."

Someone noticed the problem and quickly asked: "Principal, why is the first 60 blanks in the sequence?"

Li Daoyi: "Good question. The first 60 of the sequence are supernatural techniques conjectured based on the existing literature records of human beings. The authenticity is above 80%, but they have not been seen in real life, and there is no particularly detailed information to support them. exists, so the ranking is blank.

序列200、序列121、序列60和序列10是四个分水岭，序列前60虽然空白，但是机构经过测验已经确定序列30-59的超凡之术，之后会更新序列表。

There was also good news this morning. The head school, the Vatican, and Mao Xiong announced that they had discovered the top 60 freshmen with potential A+ and extraordinary sequences this year, filling the gaps in the three sequences of 45, 51, and 59. "

All the new students below were in an uproar.

Cen Jin heard the brother next to him complain: "It's over, it's either an ugly country or Europe, and it's just a bear who treats us better. Three freshmen with A+ potential and top 60 in the sequence, next year's competitive exchange meeting will be taken care of for freshmen. Damn it."

"Don't be discouraged, we are not bad, if the new students can't earn face, let the old students go. According to the gossip, some of the senior brothers and sisters in the front row have activated the extraordinary skills of the top 40 in the sequence."

"Who?"

"That's the trump card, can you announce it casually?"

"Tch, I don't know, just say it straight."

Cen Jin asked curiously: "No, your school also engages in regional discrimination? Is there still competition between schools?"

"What? The same Chinese people fight in the dark at the Dragon Boat Festival every year? Don't the top three schools in the same city also connotate each other every day? Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes, let alone one of the six mythological systems in China, the only one. A civilization that has never been cut off has particularly rich research resources, and other continents have racked their brains to ask us to open up cultural exchanges, and their eyes staring at Emperor Qin's tomb are bloodshot, so go eat it!"

"..."

If you think about it carefully, it makes sense.

"...The extraordinary technique of the single-number sequence may be in the myths and legends all over the world." Li Daoyi said.

The brother next to him interrupted when he heard this sentence: "It's the boss's big move to destroy the world."

Cen Jin was thoughtful and continued to read the popular science on the forum. In fact, extraordinary people are not uncommon. Some extraordinary people even created their own sects that have been handed down to this day and have directly become intangible cultural heritage, such as Taoism.

Examples in the post: [Bashu witchcraft, in ancient times there were many witchcraft in Shu, also known as witchcraft, and from this developed a family of ghosts who were good at witchcraft. Later, Zhang Daoling went to Shu to learn witchcraft and learned something. If it is successful, it will create another way of heavenly masters, establish Taoism, and become the patriarch of Taoism.

The art of witchcraft flourished in the Han Dynasty, and they were expelled for harming one party. The ghost and Gu family has since been anonymous, but now they are members of the board of directors of the Huaxia Division of the organization.

Representatives of the new generation of the ghost clan: the ghost girl Wu Lan and the newborn Huang Jiang.

The current president of Tianshidao: Zhang Weitu, Director of the Action Department of the Huaxia Division of the organization.Its head apprentice and favorite student is the female Yan Luo Ye Shengying in the ghost car special attack team.

The extraordinary skills mastered by the Ghost Gu clan and Tianshidao accounted for the sequence 121-200, which belonged to the backbone.

Therefore, the author advises everyone not to offend Wuguidao and Tianshidao. They were one family 2000 years ago, with a prominent status. ]

Cen Jin raised his eyebrows, remembering that the smartest and calmest girl in the dark river was called Huang Jiang, who turned out to be from the Ghost Gu family.

At this time, Li Daoyi said: "The school will arrange a potential test in the afternoon. It not only tests your potential, but also activates you to master your own extraordinary skills. But one failure to stimulate does not mean anything. Someone activated twenty times before mastering his own. Extraordinary technique, so if the activation fails, don't be disappointed."

As soon as this remark came out, everyone below was excited and whispered to each other, and the excitement flowed on the surface.

The students around Cen Jin also excitedly guessed which extraordinary technique he could master. The brother on the left asked him: "Paddle without paddles. How much potential do you think you have, and which extraordinary technique can you activate?"

"Potential G, failed to activate." Cen Jin replied without hesitation.

Potential level AG, the higher the level, the more likely it is to master high-sequence extraordinary skills.

"The positioning is so clear!" The brother on the left applauded.

"No hope, no disappointment, you are worthy of a paddling master!" The second brother on the left praised him.

"Losing one's soul, having no expectations of oneself, degrading oneself to the dust, this way of life can survive happily in the world. I am a role model." The third brother on the left clasped his hands: "Brother."

Cen Jin has a sad face, it seems that no matter where there are people fooling around.

Li Daoyi cleared his throat and said: "The basic knowledge has been finished, and the more detailed and in-depth knowledge points will be taught by professional teachers and professors. We are committed to both cultural and professional courses, and pay attention to the all-round development of moral education and intelligence. Qianyan In a word, there is no need to regret choosing UM.”

He first boasted about the strength of the teachers and teachers, and then opened another topic: "Now we are entering the last part of the class. We will encourage and reward the outstanding freshmen of this year's Huaxia branch, but you don't have to be envious, because there are still many exams, big and small Whoever can come from behind will be able to let the school hold a commendation meeting for him!"

Behind Li Daoyi, the two teaching assistants twitched their mouths imperceptibly. The principal had a sudden whim the day before yesterday to come up with a list of outstanding freshmen, and now he proposes a commendation conference, which will virtually increase the pressure of competition among students and expand involution. Know.

The freshmen who were excitedly discussing the test of potential and extraordinary skills were sitting on their chests. They had long guessed the list of outstanding freshmen that Li Dao said, and it was nothing more than the few people in the front row.

"It's Huang Jiang and the others. I heard that just after they came out of the isolation room, the school couldn't wait to let them test their potential."

"The posts on the school forum broke out yesterday. There are a total of 16 people. The lowest grade is C, and there are 5 A grades. Huang Jiang is one of them."

"There are so few freshmen with A-level potential?"

"We are the third batch of freshmen, and the number is the smallest. The first two batches of freshmen combined have a total of 59 A-levels, and the Huaxia District has a total of 64. However, I heard that there were 67 freshmen with potentials above B, because the Sihai Grotto incident happened suddenly. , and three people withdrew."

"Pity."

"Hey, have you guys seen the anonymous leaking post of 'This year's strongest freshman, No.1 with additional questions'?"

"I know! The additional question is to complete the exam questions of the four warning areas of the hut in the forest, the ranger, the crying boy and the unipedal man at the same time. At that time, no one in the front row believed in the additional question when it was posted anonymously. It was not until the moderator came out to hammer it I know that there are additional questions, and the candidates who have completed the additional questions are among the fifth batch of freshmen in Sihai Grotto."

"My quiz question was about a unipedal man. At that time, a group of five or six people screamed in fright. In the end, the examiner showed up in time to chase away the unipedal man. I survived!"

"I'm a crybaby, damn it, when I counted No. 30 eight Shinto pillars, the group of horrific-looking crybabies surrounded me and grabbed my legs, laughing and laughing, and one crawled from my back to my chest. Scared. I came back and stayed in the isolation room for five days."

"I'm a ranger..."

"I am a hut in the woods. Apart from the room that can eat people, there is an extremely cheap copper bell at the door, and there is a tall one-eyed monster in the living room. I can't get in at all, so I have to climb the only window and hide in it." Attic toilet..."

Having said that, the classmate couldn't help sobbing sadly.

Cen Jin looked at him sympathetically, there was a faceless woman with long hair living in the toilet.

It was the first time that the faceless girl appeared on the stage, and even he was so frightened that his heart skipped a beat.

"Don't mention these sad things." The brother next to Cen Jin slapped the table and said, "Guess who is the one who clears the additional questions. I'll bet 100 yuan."

The students around joined in the fun and bet 50 and 100 one after another. The most people bet on Huang Jiang, and the odds were the lowest. Obviously, everyone thought that she was the only one with the highest strength.

"Brother Paddle, don't you want to play?"

Cen Jin: "No money."

"Lend you 50, and pay me back later."

"I don't gamble." The key is that the banker kills in this round.

At this time, Li Daoyi read out the names on the list: "Please come to the podium when you read the names, Huang Jiang..."

Huang Jiang was indeed the first one. Today, she was wearing a national-style dress with Miao embroidery elements. She was cool and beautiful like a little witch, which immediately aroused the amazement of many people in the classroom.

Immediately afterwards, other people came to the stage one by one, and soon the podium was full of sixteen outstanding freshmen.

Cen Jin looked down at the hot posts on the school forum, and he was relieved to find that there was no mention of the characteristics of the pass candidates in the post of 'Additional Questions Clearance No.1'.

On second thought, how did the poster know about this?

He remembered that there were no aerial drones following him... wait, locate the watch?

Since he woke up from a coma, the positioning watch has disappeared. Could it be that the positioning watch has a surveillance video or recording function?If it's just a recording, he can still deny it to death, but if it's a video...

Gudong.

Cen Jin swallowed his saliva and was about to leave the classroom quietly, but Li Daoyi on the stage had already fixed his eyes on him: "Is that yellow-haired student who is in the back row unable to see clearly? Move to the front."

Immediately, the eyes of more than 200 people in the class were fixed on him.

"Sorry principal, I have something urgent." Cen Jin said, "Severe hemorrhoids, it's time for surgery."

The audience was in an uproar, their eyes full of admiration, a real man dares to take the initiative to die!

Li Daoyi: "Don't worry, our private hospital at the University of Michigan has recruited a famous doctor from Bayu's anorectal department with a high salary. Don't be afraid of severe hemorrhoids, and Bayu's anorectal root will be cured." He shouted the slogan directly, and he smiled very kindly: "After watching the special It’s not too late for the eugenic video.”

The corners of Cen Jin's mouth twitched, regretting picking a corner position, he couldn't run away with one step.

And Li Daoyi has already started to play the video: "Everyone here likes to browse the forum. I know that you have seen the hot posts, and know that we have broken into a dark horse in this quiz with Sihai Cave as the examination room. It is unprecedented in Huaxia District. Hidden additional questions.

That's right, it is an additional question to pass through the four warning areas except the underground river in one fell swoop.Are you wondering how he completes the extra questions?This video will answer your doubts very well. "

At this time, the video was played, first the forest ranger covered with strange snakes suddenly zoomed in, and his ferocious face almost rushed out of the screen, which made the students exclaim in shock, and some people had a small ptsd attack.

Then there was a shaking picture, fleeing in embarrassment, meeting the examiner, and encountering a blood-red strange cabin, a cracked and cold toilet door was quietly opened in the dark attic, and a pale white nail with red nails protruded from the door hand.

Then there was a very thrilling scene, the faceless woman climbing down the stairs, the one-eyed monster slamming the door, rushed into the room at the very moment, and the face of the faceless woman was pressed against the face through the crack of the door... less than 2 minutes. , it's scarier than the scariest ghost movie.

There were screams in the classroom, but they couldn't stop watching.

Next to Cen Jin, several tall and burly brothers huddled together, trembling like little pitiful ones.

At this time, the video captured the unlucky super student running to a fork in the road, blocked by foreign objects, and ran into the Shendao Pillar in the scene of life and death.

"Fuck! The warning zone for crying children is the most dangerous!" Someone was overly stimulated and cursed: "Why don't you go to the warning zone for unipedal males? The probability of encountering foreign objects in that zone is very low!"

"Shit! The probability of meeting a hut in the forest during the day is only 1%. Didn't it happen?"

"By the way, why didn't you take a picture of your face?"

As soon as this remark came out, many people asked their doubts, but they were quickly attracted by the thrilling development. When they thought they would die, they heard a voice shouting, "Let's cooperate, and I will help you get rid of the cabin in the forest—" —'.

So far, the horrifying style of painting has undergone a shocking reversal, and the protagonist of the screen recording has broken his legs, which can be selected into the top ten classic case textbooks for the negotiation major of the University of Michigan.

He instigated rebellious boy, entered the hut in the forest, attracted the one-legged man, released the faceless girl locked in the toilet by him, let the four weird ones kill each other, and even took the initiative to lure the ranger into the hut in the forest, and took the five Only weirdly locked in the hut and let them kill each other, and finally reaped the benefits of the fisherman——

Ge Laozi, what kind of boss is this!

A negotiator who tricks ghosts into committing suicide is a genius.

Huang Jiang on the stage stood with the candidates who had experienced the underground river that day, and they were shocked when they watched the recording: "I am familiar with this hut."

"I'm familiar with the head of the copper bell.", "I remember the wooden door of the hut was opened a crack, and there was a half-disabled child inside. It was a resentful child."

Several people said in unison: "He was the one who led away the floating corpse and saved us that day!"

However, the recording of the screen was stopped after the hut entered the underground river due to the influence of the magnetic field, so the recording ended with the scene of five foreign objects fighting.

No one will know that Cen Jin went deep into the underground reservoir, confessed to the gods, killed the first-level high-risk monsters, and stopped the pollution outbreak.

However, it is enough for the students to admire the eloquence of the protagonist of the screen recording to solve the five weird ones alone.

Seeing that the progress bar was almost over and hadn't shown his face, Cen Jin breathed a sigh of relief.

Unexpectedly, in the last three seconds, a yellow hair with blood on half of his face flashed across the big screen!

Cen Jin gasped, and so did the students in the classroom, and suddenly turned their heads to look at the critically ill anorectal patient with prominent yellow hair in the corner.

"—!"

The whole place was silent.

At the same time, Li Daoyi announced in good spirits: "Cen Jin is the first outstanding student to complete the additional questions in Huaxia Branch!"

After a long while, the brother next to him said quietly: "Is there any sincerity between people without paddles in the exam?"

Cen Jin said in a slow voice, "What kind of top student is he who paddles with eloquence?"

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The author has something to say:

Huangmao: It's all about deceiving ghosts, but the essence is mediocrity.