The Grim Reaper Can't Be Tricked

Wang Lingxian still had an indifferent attitude: "You can still survive after walking the golden retriever, and you can do this job for a long time."

Is this dog so lively?

Cen Jin thinks that he has insisted on exercising recently, and his physical strength is much stronger. It should be no problem to walk ten golden retrievers at the same time.

Wang Lingxian added: "Reimbursement for work-related injuries."

Cen Jin: "When will it start? I can start working anytime."

Wang Lingxian: "We'll talk about it after the Dragon Boat Festival."

Cen Jin said that there is no problem, and the next step is the classroom task of breaking through the steel plate.

According to the sequence in the first round, Cen Jin played second. Seeing that there was only a slight indentation on the steel plate, he glanced at the red back of the hand and thought that it was indeed a specially made steel plate.

Although Huang Jiang is an investigation major, his physical strength is not as good as that of a special attack major, but his strength is also much stronger than that of ordinary people. The strength of heavy punches measured in the previous classes is about [-] kilograms, which is already at the level of a professional boxer.

Cen Jin has also measured the strength of heavy punches, and it is about 150 kilograms, which is almost the same as that of Huang Jiang.Yu Wen can punch two hundred and three punches, while Totem and Wang Lingxian can hit three hundred punches, the best in the game, easily breaking the world record.

Then the other three made up three punches and started the second round of sorting. Cen Jin was second to last. He punched hard, and there was a loud 'bang' sound, and a fist mark about three centimeters deep could be seen.

The thickness of the steel plate is 14 cm, and it took two rounds of beating to achieve initial results.

Huang Jiang and Yu Wen started the third round of heavy blows. When Yu Wen punched down, a wisp of white smoke disappeared in an instant, and the depth of the steel plate pit increased by two centimeters.Yu Wen was so pleasantly surprised that he quickly withdrew and asked Wang Lingxian to make up.

Yu Wen: "Daxian's punch, at least four centimeters better."

Cen Jin doesn't judge, and he agrees with Yu Wen's words in his heart, as long as there are no accidents.

However, the accident happened so suddenly. When Wang Lingxian's five fingers wrapped into a fist, his veins protruded, and he hit the steel plate with lightning speed, with such force that even Cen Jin, who was four meters away, could hear the whistling wind of the fist. An object flew from the side, wrapped in a huge force, and hit Wang Lingxian on the forehead.

Wang Lingxian had a keen sense, and turned over the steel plate sensitively, dodging a blow, but the gravity of rushing towards the steel plate also had to relieve half of the force, resulting in a hit of four centimeters that was originally thought to be less than two centimeters.

Worse than Yu Wen.

Wang Lingxian was sullen, and fixed his eyes on the thing that attacked him. Even if the front half was embedded in the steel plate, it could be seen that it was a flip-flop.

Only Shi Shahai wore flip flops.

Before everyone figured out what was going on, Shi Shahai came over slapping his head, pulled out his flip flops and said that he accidentally threw them over. It was a big mistake, and he didn't sincerely express his embarrassment to Wang Lingxian.

Wang Lingxian asked: "Since it was a mistake, then try again."

"No." Shi Shahai: "It was my mistake, not yours. You can do it all over again if you want, and I will throw it again from that side."

Yu Wen jumped: "Director, you are lying! It is obvious that you made trouble on purpose and caused us to make mistakes."

Shi Shahai plausibly said: "Do you have evidence to prove that I deliberately caused trouble? If there is no evidence, shut up. Hurry up, do you have two punches left? Hurry up, you can't punch through the steel plate, come out to run around at night."

He repeated this aloud, and the hall was immediately filled with complaints one after another.

Shi Chahai said meanly again: "It's less than seven centimeters. Even if it's seven centimeters, it's still half the difference. Totem and Huangmao, you two, work hard. I am very optimistic about you, I am very optimistic about you, if you If I can’t penetrate the steel plate and fail my expectations, I will be very sad, and when I am sad, I will prepare to strengthen my training——If I can’t penetrate the steel plate, your group will run laps at night and carry twice as much weight as others.”

After a pause, he said again: "Totem is my nephew, uncle, I have high hopes for you, you can't embarrass us monks in Samye Monastery——shame me, I will let you lose your life, and the burden will be tripled."

Yu Wen wailed: "You mean it, it's not fair!"

Shi Shahai: "When you're on the battlefield, talk to Wei Wei about fairness." He circled around with his hands behind his back, and his voice resounded through the stadium: "Stop nagging, bastards, you young generation don't know how happy you are. There are too many, and there are official support, food, clothing, housing and transportation subsidies, but ask your brothers and sisters how they graduated from the main school."

"Let me tell you, that's not called graduation! It's called escaping!"

"This steel plate is used to deal with weirdness, and it is also the force that most weirdos can withstand. They are invulnerable, no matter whether they have skin or not, the thickness is the same as this steel plate, or even worse. Without the blessing of extraordinary skills, you Can you do it with human power? Do you do it for one, can you do it for a group? Ask Wei Wei if you stand still and get hit by you, is he kind enough to let you do ten moves?"

Shi Chahai sternly reprimanded: "If you can't answer, let me do what I do!"

The students who were a little bit dissatisfied and emotional all shrank back at this moment. They couldn't answer, so they could only hold back their stomachs full of "his father" and ruthlessly smashed through the steel plate.

Shi Shahai snorted, stayed where he was and urged Totem: "Quick work."

Obviously still want to make trouble.

Several people looked at each other, and Totem temporarily gave up hitting the steel plate and formed a circle for discussion.

Cen Jin looked at Shi Shahai, who was harassing the other groups, and obviously didn't care what tricks they came up with to deal with him. This is the confidence of overwhelming strength.

"Cen Jin?"

Cen Jin came back to his senses and looked at the totem: "I will cooperate."

Totem: "Recount our plan."

Cen Jin: "There is no plan, just take advantage of the chaos and beat up the director."

Totem: "Incisive."

Cen Jin was single-minded, and did not miss Totem's plan. The two great gods like to take the lead with their swords. It is said that they often provoked disputes in the main school, but now they are targeted by Shi Chahai in this way, and there is still three times the pressure of punishment. Simply do one thing or two, and plan to besiege Shichahai.

You Totem made a feint, made a bait in front of him and successfully entangled Shi Chahai, then Huang Jiang and Yu Wen both helped him besiege, and then Wang Lingxian punched five centimeters with all his strength, leaving the remaining two centimeters for Cen Jin.

Cen Jin was stunned when he heard this, and after a while he said: "The strength of my punch is about the same as that of Huang Jiang, and I can't hit two centimeters."

"Fight it," said Totem.

Cen Jin cast a puzzled look.

Totem: "I have paid attention to your classroom training. Although the strength of your heavy punches is much weaker than that of others, your progress speed is like a turtle crawling, but you rise slowly and at a uniform speed, and you seem to be able to accurately find the weak points of objects every time. .In addition, your speed is also increasing at a constant speed, which is almost proportional to your strength."

The last comment made Cen Jin stunned. He didn't even know that his speed and strength were proportional, and he didn't have exact data records. How did the totem know?

Totem saw his doubts and took the initiative to explain: "Director Ten has an attendance sheet. The numbers recorded on it are not attendance, but the speed and strength improvement of each student. Both Wang Lingxian and I have read the data."

Huang Jiang: "Oh, I've seen it too. You know, I'm a survey professional, and it's instinctive to investigate, record and analyze data."

Yu Wen: "So you all know?"

Cen Jin: "No, there is me."

Huang Maosangpi scratched his ears, feeling a little distressed in his heart. He thought that his progress was well hidden, and he never dared to really underestimate the geniuses in the same group and the school teachers, but at this moment he realized that he was still not particularly comprehensive to them. cognition.

Still underestimated it.

Pride makes people lose their vests, and from now on, he has to be careful, or the few weirdos in the room that are not considered smart will have to be sliced.

Totem turned around: "Let's do it."

Everything went according to plan, and the five of them had already shown a tacit understanding after a few weeks of running-in. As soon as the totem's front leg entangled Shi Shahai, Wang Lingxian's back foot made up for it, and punched out. He was stopped in front by Huang Jiang and Yu Wen.

When he got rid of the three of them, Wang Lingxian had already finished the fight, leaving about two centimeters for Cen Jin by visual estimation.

Shi Chahai turned his gloomy gaze on Huang Mao.

Cen Jin: "..."

However, Wang Lingxian stood generously in front of Shi Shahai and said, "Excuse me, Director, I want to ask you for some advice on physical skills."

"Director, we also want to ask for advice."

Huang Jiang and Yu Wenqi opened their mouths, and surrounded them with Totem. The four of them locked the four sides of Shichahai respectively. Wang Lingxian sent an attack signal, and instantly became a mess, and Shichahai was able to deal with the four of them with ease.

Cen Jin relaxed his arm muscles, then tensed them up, staring at a point in the pit, intuitively feeling that it was the weakest point, the so-called combination of speed and strength is actually not difficult to understand.

It is a combination of literal meanings. First of all, physical skills focus on strength, and strength is the foundation. Human strength is limited, and extraordinary techniques other than physical skills cannot help humans improve their physical fitness, so they can only be obtained from Look for a way to assist the outbreak of power.

The lethality of ultra-high speed is easy to understand. An asteroid hitting at ultra-high speed is enough to destroy the earth. A small stone falling at high speed is enough to penetrate the hard skull, because the high-speed moving object generates kinetic energy, which causes great destructive power. .

The function of force is also to generate kinetic energy, thereby creating destruction.

The destructive power is also mutual, if the speed is too fast but there is no corresponding power to resolve the huge destructive power that comes back in an instant, it will cause huge damage to the muscles and bones, and the opposite is the same in the other situation.

So the combination of speed + power needs to find a stable balance in it.

Cen Jin has been trying to find a balance point in his continuous training for several weeks. Even under the premise of insufficient punch strength, he can cooperate with each other with the corresponding speed to achieve double the effect.

He was about to punch, and out of the corner of his eye, he caught sight of Shi Shahai breaking free from the four people's encirclement and rushing towards him. His fist was blowing like a roar of dragons and tigers. Cen Jin's pupils constricted, and he punched suddenly.

boom!

A beam of light penetrated from the other end of the steel plate and pierced into Cen Jin's pupils. He quickly opened his hand, fisted into a palm, supported the steel plate and used his strength to turn over, causing Shi Shahai to punch empty, with a strong force Actually directly penetrated the steel plate.

The five of them took turns hitting a total of fifteen times to break through the steel plate, which was pierced by Shi Chahai's blow.

Cen Jin's eyebrows twitched, his eyes looked at the fist that was close at hand without blinking, and he looked at Shi Shahai's eyes through the holes in the steel plate: "Director, you lost."

Shi Shahai snorted coldly, withdrew his hand and said, "Wang Lingxian hits one more time. When I say three chances, I mean three times for each person. If you cheat, it doesn't count."

Yu Wen angrily accused Shi Chahai of not being able to afford to lose, and Huang Jiang's face was not good-looking. Although Wang Lingxian and Totem didn't say anything, they were still very upset when facing Shi Chahai's difficulties.

At this time Cen Jin said: "Director, what you said was 'just break through the steel plate'."

Shi Shahai: "That's right, I also said three chances, before teamwork. It means that everyone only has three chances. Of course, some people can only use it twice, or don't use it once. After all, teamwork hahaha... …Let you hit one place at the same time, this is already my biggest release.”

Cen Jin: "Cancel this time?"

Shi Shahai: "Student Huang is indeed smart."

Cen Jin: "Thank you Director for your hard work, we have completed the task."

Shi Chahai was impatient: "I'm not saying that you cheat—"

"The first time it was invalidated, but the second time it succeeded."

"What second time?"

Cen Jin lowered his head, Shi Shahai followed his gaze, and when he saw the hole he made, he was speechless for a moment.

"As long as you break through the steel plate, you said it yourself hahahahaha..." Yu Wen laughed arrogantly.

Shi Chahai thought about it for a while, and found that there was really no way to rely on it, so he could only say bitterly, "It's a fluke for you."

Cen Jin's group was the first and is currently the only one who passed the classroom task. When the classroom bell rang, Shi Shahai asked them to dismiss the get out of class, and the others stayed in the hall until the evening exercise.

A group of people left under the envious eyes of everyone. When they reached the door, Cen Jin suddenly turned around and said to all the students in the second class of gymnastics: "Mr. Just wear a steel plate."

Shi Shahai: "...?"

He looked around the gymnasium and saw all the students in the class staring helplessly, and immediately laughed angrily.

Being tricked for the first time, would he give others a chance?

Cen Jin, who walked out of the gymnasium, listened to the kicks and beatings coming out one after another, and couldn't help but sigh with emotion, youth, this wanton vent of energy.

Turning around, he found that Wang Lingxian and the others were all looking at him in silence, which made Huang Mao a little confused.

"what happened?"

"It's nothing."

Wang Lingxian passed him, the totem nodded at him, and walked over.Yu Wen, who has always been outgoing, also showed an inscrutable expression, winked at him for a while, and then followed.

But Huang Jiang was thoughtful: "I didn't expect you to be completely frustrated."

The yellow hair is full of question marks.

Huang Jiang waved his hand: "See you next week."

Tomorrow is the course of their respective majors, and they cannot meet together. The day after tomorrow is Saturday, so we can only meet next Monday.

Cen Jin walked back to the dormitory inexplicably, chuckled after a while, and was about to open the dormitory door when he heard the door behind him open, and Zhou Man called him.

"Student Huang, there is a newly released takeaway order, are you interested?"

"What takeout order?"

"For the part-time jobs that are weirdly related, we call for takeaway orders." Zhou Man said: "The library part-time job that I introduced to you last time, the employer later expressed his satisfaction. Although the part-time job listing was canceled due to personal reasons, he still gave you a five-star praise." .You now have 10% credit, and you can take part-time jobs with high returns."

Cen Jin had a strange expression: "You said that the employer expressed satisfaction and gave me a five-star praise?"

Zhou Man: "Yes."

Cen Jin: "Isn't the employer Li Zhenzhong?"

Zhou Man: "Although the employer is anonymous, I am definitely not Li Zhenzhong."

Cen was speechless.

Zhou Man: "This takeout order is really worth it. According to the employer's requirements, I will give you a commission ranging from 30 to [-] yuan. Even if there is no result in the end, I will still give you [-] yuan for hard work."

Cen Jin's heart moved: "What is the content of the list?"

Zhou Man: "Look for the Hongyan Tianshu. If you prove the existence or non-existence of the Hongyan Tianshu, you will be given 20 yuan. If the Hongyan Tianshu exists, you will be given 30 yuan if you find the clue where the Hongyan Tianshu is located. If you get the Hongyan Tianshu, you will be given [-] yuan directly." .”

Cen Jin was puzzled: "What is Hongyan Tianshu?"

Zhou Man: "The original name of Hongyan Tianshu should be Hongya Tianshu, a mysterious landscape hidden deep in a certain Miao Autonomous Region in Guizhou Province. You can come out and introduce it in a thousand degrees. A rock called Hongya Mountain is engraved with mysterious symbols. It contains infinite weirdness, and since it was discovered, countless experts have tried to solve the mystery of the word.

Some said it was a treasure map, others said it was a call to action against King Yan of the Ming Dynasty, and others said it was a list of achievements left by Yin Gaozong's crusade against ghosts. "

Cen Jin: "According to this, wouldn't it be enough to go to the local area to rub the text, and then find someone to decipher it?"

"If things are so simple, there is no takeout order." Zhou Man said: "Although this matter is still a mystery in the eyes of most people, a few people know where the strange runes on Hongya Mountain hide the heavenly book. It is said that the heavenly book It records the struggle, fall and sleep of the gods during the Xia and Shang Dynasties."

Cen Jin blurted out: "Doesn't getting the heavenly book mean lying flat and taking the head?"

Zhou Man: "Yes."

The Chinese mythology system is complex and complete, and it is the only country in the world that does not have a civilization gap. This originally meant that high-level weird and world-destroying gods would wreak havoc on this land, but so far, only one Huangquan and the Queen Mother of the West have appeared.

After the demise of the Shang Dynasty, in the more than 3000 years since the Western Zhou Dynasty, except for the Han and Jin Dynasties, the existence of the Queen Mother of the West was more conspicuous, and there have been no major weird incidents in which other gods made trouble.

Even for the Queen Mother of the West, the purpose of her frequent appearance seems to be to reverse the image of the God of Plague and Slaughter and establish her belief in the world.

There are so many strange phenomena that people have to question the reason and purpose of the world-destroying god Guisuo.

The agency speculates that a large-scale and tragic war broke out between the gods, referring to the "Fengshen Bang", but the result is not that the last dead and alive can be named as the gods, but the killed gods really died, and the gods who did not die Seriously injured, he was killed by humans and hid in a hidden place to sleep.

The Hongyan Heavenly Book is the book that records their hiding places. If the Heavenly Book can find the sleeping gods first and kill them.

And the dead gods are of infinite value.

Zhou Man: "This employer sends orders everywhere, and posts in various small forums and niche forums on the Internet. Many people have seen it and accepted the order. Do you want to form a team with us?"

Cen Jin: "No."

"There are seven or eight people in our team, all of whom are graduates, and they are strong——don't? Why?"

"The strength is weak."

"..."

Facing Cen Jin's frank face, Zhou Man tried to persuade him again and again, but all he got was his answer of "too low level, not enough strength". Even if the high salary was tempting, Cen Jin still refused friendly.

"Okay." Zhou Man said helplessly, "If you go back on your word, you can still come to me. I'm on the plane next Monday."

Cen Jin smiled and firmly refused.

For whatever reason, he won't go.

The higher the salary, the more dangerous it is. What's more, Hongyan Tianshu, which sounds like a bug, has a bunch of people rushing forward, turning into cannon fodder and blowing up beautiful fireworks every minute.

Watching Zhou Man leave, Cen Jin opened the door and went in. Seeing the figures of the three little Fei Dun, he knew that he was hiding outside the door and eavesdropping again.

He said as he walked, "Li Manyun, you will be able to register after two months, and then you can go to school. Since you have no elementary school foundation in the entrance examination, I will ask you to go to the old building every day to find ghosts and white coats to help you with tuition. , have you gone?"

Li Manyun was silent for a few seconds, "Go."

"Lie!" Cen Jin scolded angrily: "You are so young, who taught you these bad habits! You skipped class and lied, do you want me to go to your mother's grave and weep for you?"

Li Manyun beat the eggplant like frost, "Tutoring every day, why not go with my mother and sister."

Cen Jin snorted coldly, too lazy to deal with her hypocritical temper, and made a rule for her to attend classes for eight hours a day, and to pass the entrance exam once in the future.

Then there are resentful children and Tonglingtou——

"How many times have I said, don't chop and eat in the living room and kitchen, who is responsible for cleaning the blood that splatters?"

Resentment Tong and Tonglingtou were reluctant: "We clean."

Cen Jin stared at Yuan Tong, and suddenly asked, "Are you interested in going to the old building to study with me?"

"I'm going to wipe the floor now!" Yuan Tong quickly ran into the toilet, joking, didn't you see Li Manyun so miserable?

Cen Jin took down his backpack, thinking that the batch of paint he ordered would arrive tomorrow, so he had to borrow a cart.

That batch of paint was only enough to paint the second and fifth floors, and he had already spent all his savings. After that, he had to buy some warmer and more beautiful wall tiles and wallpaper... Regarding this, I'd better ask the parties for their opinions and see which color they like .

Cen Jin, who was planning to continue to renovate the old building, suddenly saw a soft corner of his clothes floating in front of his eyes. He raised his head subconsciously and saw a beauty in a bathrobe with soft black long hair. The unexpected beauty hit his pupils, stunning The light has bloomed.

"Does it look good?"

Ding Yiqing leaned over to look at Cen Jin, and asked softly.

Cen Jin glanced at Ding Yiqing's dripping collarbone, a little lacking in confidence: "It's okay."

"As soon as I came back, I heard your voice scolding the child. You are full of arrogance and look like a patriarch." Ding Yiqing sat down opposite him, playing with a black object in his hand.

Cen Jin: "You have to take care of it."

"You complain that I don't care?"

"How dare I?" Cen Jin felt that Ding Yiqing was baffled, he thought that Li Manyun was entrusted by her mother, and that Yuan Tong and Tong Lingtou were easy to handle.

After all, I am a tenant, and I may have to rent together for many years in the future. A comfortable living environment is very necessary.

After a pause, Cen Jin asked, "You were taking a shower just now?"

Ding Yiqing raised his eyes, and his silver and black eyes absorbed the light, shining brightly for an instant.

"Ah."

"I thought the gods didn't need to take a bath."

"Went to a nasty place, got a nasty smell, so come back and rinse it off."

Cen Jin thought, actually there is no need to explain, he just said something casually to break the embarrassment.

Ding Yiqing: "Want to watch a movie?"

Cen Jin: "What?"

Ding Yiqing held up the black parts in his hand and said, "I found the wheel after searching for a long time, and it can play videos after installing it."

"Did you buy a projector?" He looked around the hall, but didn't see it. "where?"

Ding Yiqing: "In my room."

Cen Jin is silent, he has no interest in Ding Yiqing's bedroom, but if the god's invitation is rejected, will the other party become angry from embarrassment?

After struggling for a long time, Cen Jin gritted his teeth: "Look."

"Oh."

"So, what movie are we watching?"

Ding Yiqing looked at him quietly and said, "You misunderstood, I just asked you if you would like to watch it, I didn't invite you to join me."

Cen Jin was lying on the sofa with an expressionless face, his eyes were like dead fish, and his whole body exuded the smell of salted fish.

Ding Yiqing observed Cen Jin's expression and asked, "Are you angry?"

"No." He breathed a sigh of relief.

Seeing him like this, Ding Yiqing had the idea of ​​inviting him into the bedroom instead, but this thought just passed away, it was just a little curiosity, not enough to accept Cen Jin stepping into a private place.

...Private site?

When is the cabin in the woods eligible to become his private domain?

Cen Jin lowered his eyelids, quietly observed Ding Yiqing, and had to admit that the face opposite him was flawless, even using a new word he saw recently, 'Nuwa's dazzling work' to describe it, felt a bit unsuitable.

Ding Yiqing on the opposite side was expressionless, without the slightest emotion in his eyes, as if suddenly lost in thought.

What are you meditating on?

Wouldn't it be to raise the rent?

"Cen Jin."

"What?" Cen Jin was a little startled, and suddenly straightened up and stared at him.

Ding Yiqing: "Book an extra ticket to Qianchuan next week, and I will go too."

When Cen Jin came to his senses, his expression turned ugly: "Why did you go to Qianchuan? How did you know I was going next week? Are you monitoring me?"

Ding Yiqing looked at him and smiled gently: "Just when I came back, I heard you discussing at the door."

Cen Jin said sharply: "It's a lie. I have already rejected Zhou Man's invitation."

"No matter where you go, you are at the door of the hut." Ding Yiqing said flatly: "Cen Jin, it's okay for you to be on guard against me, but I really won't be reduced to the point of spying on you."