The Grim Reaper Can't Be Tricked

Cen Jin wakes up after being drunk, sees Zhou Man being thrown in the bathroom, stays silent for two seconds, draws his knife, gets angry, kicks open the door of the hut in the forest, and looks for Ding Yiqing murderously.

I searched all over the two floors but found no one, so I came to the door of his bedroom, intending to kick the door, but was reminded by Li Manyun and Yuan Tong who were holding red umbrellas: "He is gone."

Cen Jin: "Where are you going?"

The two little ones shook their heads.

Cen Jin looked at Tonglingtou, who was trembling: "I, I, I don't know, the Great God's whereabouts have always been a mystery, and he rarely visited the cabin in the forest before, but recently he often stays there, so it is impossible for me to know where the Great God is going. "

He pondered for a few seconds, took back the sickle and hammer, and found a wire to pry open the door of Ding Qingqing's room. Tong Lingtou worriedly advised that it was not good to do this, and if Huang Quan Xinmi was discovered, he might be silenced.

Cen Jin was afraid that there would be no Xin Mi, so he blocked the copper bell head from the outside, and walked in by himself.

The master bedroom is unexpectedly large, about [-] square meters, and the decoration is quite warm. There is a bathroom at the door, which contains a series of bathroom accessories such as Yuba, bathtub and solid wood bathroom cabinets, which seem to have been used.

Cen Jin pondered, does Ding Yiqing still need to take a bath?Isn't 3000 years soaked in underground reservoirs enough?

It may be that the yellow spring water has entered the brain.

Walking inside, the floor is covered with brown solid wood, and the walls are covered with light-colored wallpaper. A bookshelf in the middle divides the room into two spaces. The space next to the door is set up as a small living room. The desk is covered with white paper and brushes.

There is an antique projector on the bookshelf, and the price is fantastic just by looking at it.

Behind the bookshelf is a double bed, the left side has traces of sleeping, the sheets are messy, and the right side is neat and clean, Cen Jin thought that Ding Yiqing usually sleeps on the left side, but when he took a closer look, he saw that the messy place was covered with dust, and he couldn't help but be surprised.

Cen Jin squatted down to look at the bed on the left, not only was it full of dust, but the sheets were also yellowed, he couldn't help feeling horrified, why is Ding Yiqing's personal hygiene habits so bad?He couldn't bear to start, feeling that there would be a lot of bacteria.

Looking back, Cen Jin saw a mahogany chair next to the bed, next to the bookshelf, and an upside-down book next to it, and the location was clean, it seemed that people often sat there to read.

Cen Jin's heart suddenly moved. He squatted beside the mahogany chair. Sure enough, he could see the messy big bed just by looking up. He suddenly had a strange feeling, as if all the furnishings in this room belonged to another owner. The dusty big bed is also the trace of the person sleeping out.

And Ding Yiqing sat in this position, from sunrise to sunset, he didn't go to clean up the dust, for fear that the last trace would be wiped off.

Cen Jin rubbed his arms: "It's kind of abnormal."

Or rather, crazy.

Cen Jin suddenly didn't want to take revenge on Ding Yiqing, so he hurriedly exited the master bedroom. After all, the owner of the master bedroom might not be Ding Yiqing, and it would be his fault if he destroyed it at will.

Exiting the hut in the forest, Cen Jin couldn't help being stunned when he saw Zhou Man eating the hotel breakfast at the table.

Zhou Man bit the toast: "Hi."

Cen Jin hesitated for a moment, walked up to him and asked, "What's the matter with your message to Brother Dee?"

"Siren Head?" Zhou Man said, "It doesn't mean anything else, it just heard me complaining at the door, and it has been talking badly all the time. But I know you will definitely go to Hainei Kunlun in the end, after all, the prophet, nothing else The ability to tell fortunes is very strong."

Cen Jin hesitated: "Look, do I have any fortune?"

Zhou Man: "No."

Huangmao: "You don't even count."

Zhou Man: "You can tell by the face, your ancestors were poor for three generations."

Huang Mao: "What does it have to do with me that my ancestors were poor?"

Zhou Man: "You happen to be the third generation."

Yellow Hair: "..."

Seeing that he hadn't spoken for a long time, Zhou Man bowed his head and muttered something to himself, so he leaned over to listen.

I heard him sing "We workers have strength, hey, for liberation, raise the big hammer." When he sang the big hammer, his eyes kept looking at Zhou Man. Zhou Man felt that he just wanted to hammer everything to death. Feudal thinking is like fortune telling.

Cen Jin scratched his neck, sat opposite Zhou Man and asked, "Do you still want to die? Someone said that you are not dead yet, and urged me to save you and let you handle it yourself. By the way, do you still want to go back to your hometown?" ? I will pay for your cremation, or do you like burial? Burial is too expensive, I can only buy a piece of land in the countryside."

Zhou Man thought that he was really poor, and while chewing toast, he said, "After dying once, I suddenly don't want to die again."

Cen Jin: "Do you know Huang Quan?"

"What?" Zhou Man pretended to be stupid.

"Don't pretend, Ding Yiqing won't save you for no reason, unless you have a deal."

"Ding Yiqing? Huang Quan's name? Well, there is indeed a deal, but it happened 3000 years ago. He seemed to predict that the Queen Mother of the West would launch a siege on him. He found me in advance and promised to give me a life. At that time, according to his plan, he calculated the Queen Mother of the West and pissed her off. At that time, I thought about what to do if I didn’t get to the Queen Mother of the West.

So although I felt that Huang Quan's brain circuit was a bit abnormal, I still chose to agree.

Unexpectedly, he kept his promise. "

"You also think Ding Yiqing is mentally ill?"

"A powerful Lezi man." After a pause, Zhou Man said, "Correction, Lezi God."

The purpose is to have fun, and he doesn't care about others. He can even catch the Queen Mother of the West in order to piss her off. She has been sealed for many years, and she can be called the strongest fun person.

Cen Jin suddenly realized, so Ding Yiqing was deceiving him again when he said that he had a deep hatred with Queen Mother Xi.

"What are you going to do in the future?"

"Travel around the world."

"Have you ever taken an ideological and political class in college?"

"……Have."

"Interested in teaching?"

"Not interested in."

"A set of sea-view apartments in a residential area in Kunlun, with a total area of ​​[-]. I usually attend classes occasionally, and whether I teach or not depends on fate. I can play freely, and I can also set up a stall for fortune-telling. If I miss the red dust and fireworks in the world, I can freely travel to and from Kunlun. "

Zhou Man was heartbroken for a second: "Are you recruiting a university teacher?"

He didn't have a high degree of education, so it's pretty stupid to apply for a university teacher, but he really can't handle it when teaching children.

"Only middle school level is required. Most of the students are adults."

"I'll think it over."

"I can agree anytime. Also, Brother Dee also moved to Kunlun in Hainei."

Zhou Man did not expect that he would become friends with Siren Head. You must know that this Siren Head in Ghost Country lives in isolation. He doesn't like cannibalism and breaks his mouth. He loves to gossip but is afraid of society. He is the only one who has lived in Ghost Country for more than ten years. friend.

"You're quite unusual." Zhou Man whispered.

"what?"

Zhou Man smiled, shook his head and remained silent. In fact, when he predicted that such a person would slaughter the Queen Mother of the West, which made him extremely desperate, 3000 years ago, he had been thinking about what this person would look like and what his personality would be like.

I have thought about many appearances, but I have never thought that he is a mourner.

In the few contacts he had, Zhou Man was worried that he would be too depressed and timid, would not take the initiative or dare to fight, and would not be able to take the lead in a major battle. He was also afraid that he would have a gloomy personality and psychopathy, and eventually he would turn out to be a big devil.

Unexpectedly, he didn't kill indiscriminately, and even became friends with Weird.

Zhou Man: "I'll go back to my hometown first, and then I'll come to you after I figure out something. By the way, if that little friend Tu asks you for questions, just say that I'm home and invite him to drink my brewed wine next year." Thank you."

"I have a decree for wine, with the heart of a guest of Yanle", such a famous sentence comes from the Western Zhou Dynasty.

In the old tradition of the Western Zhou Dynasty, guests and friends were entertained with the best wine.

After speaking, Zhou Man went out and left.

Cen Jin watched his back, feeling that something heavy had left him, making him look light, haunted, with nowhere to rest, the world was so big that he looked around in a daze.

When Kunlun in China waits for a [-]-year-old ideological and political teacher, it may be the time when his feet hit the ground and his soul rests.

In the afternoon, when Wang Lingxian and the others woke up from the drunkenness, Yu Wen's room erupted into screams and rushed out, shouting angrily, "Who stole my things?"

Huang Mao bowed his head in the room and pretended he didn't hear it. Fortunately, Wen didn't find anything missing. He thought it was because his wine quality was too bad, so he quickly misfired.On the contrary, Totem went out at noon and came back to ask Cen Jin for questioning.

Cen Jin didn't want to deny it, but he still asked, "Why do you think it's me?"

Totem: "Everyone in the funeral home says yellow hair from the boss to the staff."

Huang Mao was immediately annoyed.

"He left, went back to his hometown, and said that he would treat you to a drink next year." Huang Mao said mournfully.

Totem's face softened a lot, and he said, "Thank you." After speaking, he started to leave.

Huang Mao was stunned: "Brother, don't you ask me why I stole the corpse, don't you wonder why Zhou Man came back to life?"

Totem: "You have a secret, you don't have to tell it if you don't want to, as long as I know you have no bad intentions."

Cen Jin said 'oh', but he didn't know how to respond to the kindness of his fellow schoolmate who had been with him for less than a month.

"But I have to report to the institution and the government later, so I still have to make a new cremation record. After all, the funeral home was stolen, and I am willing to private, but I have to go through other procedures and need some money to take care of it." Totem pursed his lips. , Said: "I am practicing penance, and I can only help advance half of it."

Cen Jin had an ominous feeling, and his voice trembled: "How much?"

Totem: "I'll try my best to help you reach [-]."

Cen Jin: "..." Pinching my dog ​​forced Ding Yiqing to explode on the spot.

***

The next day, Cen Jin and his group went back to the University of Michigan and handed in the weekly exam diary. The group scores were top notch, that is, the individual scores.

Originally, the genius team had an excellent mixed score configuration, but the yellow hair flew past the line, what kind of rotten strength is it?

People in the forum were all discussing the group's trip to Qianchuan. When they talked about Huangmao, they inquired more carefully. It turned out that on the day of the major and strange incident, he had diarrhea and high fever and was in a coma for two days. He immediately sighed: Huangmao is really bad.

Cen Jin didn't know about this matter, he went to the forum to find a part-time job, he was not interested in other gossip, he just glanced at the red post and went to check part-time jobs.

The two days of classes back to MIU were weekends, and there were no make-up classes. Each of Yu Wen and the others had their own activities, and Cen Jin also found a part-time job, so everyone didn't get together.

After finishing his part-time job on Saturday, Cen went back to Huaxiang to change his clothes. He was going to get off work at night. When he passed by Du Li's house, he felt unusually quiet, so he stopped and knocked on the door.After a while, a middle-aged woman with a pale face and lips like a seriously ill patient came to open the door, staring at Cen Jin with gloomy eyes.

"Aunt Du?"

"...Ah, Xiao Jin, are you ready to go to work?" Aunt Du reacted slowly. After recognizing Cen, she lowered her eyelids and stared blankly at the patterns on the ground, then raised her head and said with a smile, "Aunt Du is not in good health today. Please make braised pork."

"It's not urgent. Aunt, where are sister Du Li and uncle?"

Cen Jin looked at the back room through the palm-sized door, and saw that it was pitch black inside, and there seemed to be a shrine in the depths, with a strange red light shining in the darkness, and a strong fragrance of Buddha.

He remembered that none of the Dollys were religious.

"Du Li lives at her boyfriend's house, and your uncle is still in the hospital. I plan to go over to accompany your uncle tonight." Aunt Du spoke in a low voice, her eyes wandering back and forth, as if she was looking for something.

Cen Jin: "Is that so? But Sister Du Li broke up with her boyfriend."

Aunt Du: "It's reconciled. It's normal for young people to separate and combine."

Cen Jin nodded, "Auntie, I'm leaving first."

Aunt Du: "Okay, goodbye."

Saying goodbye, she stared straight at Cen Jin, until he turned around and took a few steps before she was relieved, but the next moment a gust of wind swept over her, and when she looked up, it was a very swift kick, which scared her Subconsciously retreat.

The door was released, Cen Jin pushed it open and went in, passed Aunt Du and ran to the depths of the room, and saw a crimson shrine, in which was enshrined a black skull exuding an ominous aura, with a large amount of Buddhist incense and a bowl of blood burning in front of it .

Cen Jin has seen a lot of disgusting or terrifying monsters. The black skull in front of him can be said to be a small scene, but he reacted extremely strongly. Goosebumps rose all over his body. Down.

"I didn't want you to see it." Aunt Du came behind him at some point, covered his mouth and nose with a white cloth, and cried, "I don't want to hurt you. Your sister is cursed. There is nothing I can do."

"..."

Cen Jin didn't have time to speak, his vision blurred, and he passed out directly.