dog stock theorem

October is autumn and the weather is muggy.

Wang Le held a small fan and waved it to the wind. The height of 181 was curled up into a ball on the folded pony tie. Afraid of tripping people, he could only hug his knees and retract his long legs, looking pitiful.

No way, who made Wang Le uneducated, this job was obtained by the old village chief through his relationship.

Wang Le is a demon dog, who came to Beijing from the local dog village last week.

Wang Le, who graduated from elementary school with honors, is already one of the most educated dogs in the village, but when he came to the big city, Wang Le was dumbfounded. The security positions in the community that had been connected with the Demon Management Bureau now required a junior high school diploma.

Uneducated Wang Le was almost sent back to the countryside.

Fortunately, the old village head had a wide network of contacts, so he found a job for Wang Le, with lower education requirements, working in the warehouse of the film and television base to look after pipes and equipment, which allowed him to temporarily settle down in Beijing.

Sitting on the pony saddle made my waist sore and my legs hurt. Wang Le looked around and saw that no one was paying attention to him, so he rubbed his waist.

Then he stretched out his legs secretly. Under the low-quality and cheap black cropped shorts, the muscles of the legs were well-proportioned and smooth, the ankles were slender, the calf bones were straight, and the skin was fairer than snow.

The staff walking around slowed down, their eyes eager to get into their trouser legs.

"Hey, look at his leg can be 115!"

Seeing the passing staff covering their mouths and whispering something while walking, Wang Le retracted his long legs awkwardly and continued to wrap them with his arms.

Wang Le didn't dare to say why people in big cities were always acting weird, but he could only look at the props around him helplessly, for fear that it would grow legs and run away.

Lunch break.

Wang Le also got a lunch box from the crew, one meat and two vegetables, and the meat dish was braised chicken drumsticks.

This was Wang Le's happiest time. After eating the lunch box clean, Wang Le resisted the urge to chew the bones, and threw the lunch box into the trash can with pain.

In order to curb his thoughts of digging through the trash can, Wang Le turned on the phone and clicked on a document inside.

"Junior High School Mathematics (PEP Edition)"

Wang Le calmed down instantly, and the whole dog was quiet.

He used to go to school in the countryside, and he read the Goujiao version of elementary school mathematics, which was very simple and had pinyin, but the PEP version was much more difficult. Wang Le could only gnaw at the obscure content in the book.

"The Pythagorean Theorem: The smaller of the right-angled sides is the hook, the other long right-angled side is the strand, the hypotenuse is the chord, and the square of the two right-angled sides is equal to the square of the hypotenuse."

"Hook three strands, four strings, and five."

Wang Le: "???"

Wang Le, who scored 98 in elementary school Chinese, found that he knew every word in this sentence, but couldn't read it together.

"Stock doesn't mean butt."

Wang Le muttered in a low voice, "Isn't it wrong to write the first word? You can't even write the word dog. What's there to study about dog's ass?"

Tapping the screen lightly, Wang Le closed the page with a quick movement. From getting started to giving up, it seemed to have been repeated countless times, and then carefully opened the photo album in the phone.

The pictures in the album are all downloaded by Wang Le himself from the Internet, and each one is a fluffy dog.

There is a snow-white and long-haired Samoyed, a docile golden retriever, and a small Spitz...

"What a beautiful dog."

Holding his mobile phone, Wang Le smiled brightly. As an adult male dog, he has also reached the age to talk to someone. One of his goals after leaving his hometown to work hard in a big city is to try to bring a partner home for the New Year at the end of the year.

"Look, that little brother is so handsome, and he looks even better when he smiles."

"It's just that she is a bit introverted and doesn't like to talk."

"How about the two of us..."

The two make-up artists of the crew held milk tea and looked at each other, then walked straight to Wang Le's side.

"Yo, handsome guys like dogs, we bought an extra cup of milk tea for you!" The curly-haired girl accidentally accessed Wang Le's phone, handed the milk tea bag to Wang Le, and said, "Strawberry flavor, do you like it?" .”

Wang Le quickly hid his phone and looked at the two human girls in front of him flattered. He didn't blink until the curly-haired girl stuffed the milk tea into Wang Le's arms.

"Your legs are white and long, how did you exercise them?"

The two girls were obviously acquainted. After introducing their names, they moved two little Mazas to sit opposite Wang Le, ready to gossip.

Wang Le squeezed the five-point shorts and pulled them down, pursed his lips, mustered up the courage to chat with the two human girls, and whispered: "If you don't exercise, you just run all the time."

When Wang Le was young, he liked a dog to run around all over the mountains and plains, venting its vigorous energy.

After all, the Chinese Spaniel is the oldest hunting dog breed. Its neck is slender and muscular, and it is slightly arched until the shoulders gradually widen, and its hind legs are long. Therefore, when Wang Le transformed into a human form, his legs were naturally slender and beautiful, and he couldn't tell. How do humans train to look like this.

"Just run? I thought you were doing maintenance." The curly-haired girl named Jasmine said in surprise.

"Oh, he is a natural beauty, we can't envy him."

A girl named Osmanthus waved her hand. As a professional makeup artist, she naturally has the ability to know the bones. Wang Le's frame is narrow and strong, and her sternum and spine are perfect. She can highlight her handsome figure without shadowing.

Jasmine squinted her eyes to look carefully, and exclaimed, "Wow! Even the skull is so round!"

"..."

Wang Le didn't dare to say anything, and bit the straw to sip the strawberry-flavored milk tea.

Didn't you just talk about legs?Why did they study the skull, wondering secretly that they were not full, and they were still thinking about the chicken leg bones at noon just like me.

And then talking... Jasmine and Osmanthus mentioned another name.

"Hmph, it looks so good just by grabbing any Kuguan. Our main protagonist, Li Xing, is in poor physical condition. If he doesn't go on camera, he knows that we are to blame for our makeup. I put half a box of shadows on it and said that my legs look short. Short legs are due to me." , causing me to be scolded!"

"Don't be angry, I think the director can't stand him anymore, he's been stuck all morning, and he's still too coquettish when the broadcast starts in the afternoon, even with the backing of the financial backer, the director will definitely clean him up. Isn't it, Wang Le. "

Wang Le was intoxicated in the fragrant milk tea. There are many good things in big cities. When his name was called, he looked like a student who was caught by the teacher and slipped away, so he nodded quickly: "Yes, yes."

Even though he didn't even know who Li Xing was.

After the rest time of the two girls was over and they left reluctantly, Wang Le let out a long sigh of relief holding the empty milk tea cup.

Wang~ Human beings are really complicated.

But wait another five hours before you can leave work.

If he doesn't work overtime, he can go to the stall at the entrance of the film and television city to buy two fried ham sausages.

Wang Le held his face in anticipation, but he didn't forget his responsibility to guard the props. From time to time, he registered with the staff who came to pick up the props. After all, Wang Le has a primary school diploma. I can't write it all.

However, things are not as good as dogs.

When Wang Le was counting the number of candlesticks, a man who hurried over called out Wang Le's name.

"You are Wang Le! Come on, come with me, the director wants you to save the scene!"

Wang Le said blankly: "Save, save intestines? What intestines?"

"Hurry up, don't stand still, the director is angry!" The visitor was panting, slapped his thigh, and dragged Wang Le to run outside.

Wang Le remembered the advice of the old village chief, if someone asked him to work, he had to work harder, otherwise his wages would be deducted, so Wang Le calmed down, puffed up his chest and said, "Let me do all the work."

"Great!"

The assistant ran for half a field to find Wang Le, unable to speak a complete sentence, thanked Wang Le for his help with tears in his eyes, and said to run quickly, so Wang Le's eyes sank, he grabbed the assistant with his backhand, and ran away like the wind go out.

"..." The assistant danced against the wind without even touching the ground.

In less than 10 minutes, Wang Le followed the assistant's instructions to a filming location of a palace scene.

The assistant's feet landed on the ground, and the soul following behind also possessed his body. He pointed back at Wang Le and said to the makeup artists Osmanthus and Jasmine: "Come on, pick him up!"

Wang?The simple Wang Le has no idea of ​​the sinister heart.

Instant Pants - 1 Pack.

Slippers - 1 pair.

Round Neck Cotton Short Sleeves - 1 piece.

Wang Le, who was wearing underpants, was chilly, and finally, under everyone's amazed eyes... the western region dance skirt with frugal fabric +1.

"Woo~ what are you doing?"

Professional makeup artists Jasmine and Osmanthus squatted down, and put a golden bell anklet on Wang Le's ankles. With her long and slender white legs, it was very impactful.

As soon as Wang Le moved his feet, the bell rang non-stop, making him struggle either because he was sitting or not.

The assistant held the script in his hand and explained to Wang Le, who was full of question marks: "Oh, I forgot to tell you. Li Xing had some conflicts with the director on the set. The director said to find a substitute for this part. I heard that Jasmine recommended you. Saying that you have a thin waist and long legs, you just fit our character, so please."

Wang Le: "...?"

My village head said that working here is to watch the props of the film and television base, and he didn't say that he was a substitute. If the props are lost during the time of being a substitute, he has no money to compensate.

Wang Le's eyebrows were twisted into twists, like bitter hatred.

The assistant thought that Wang Le would be overjoyed. After all, no one in the film circle knows the name of Cheng Dao, let alone a stand-in, even being a faceless group performer would be scrambled by the film school students, so he said in a more amiable tone: "You Is there any difficulty?"

"I, I left my post without authorization..." Wang Le said hesitantly, and turned his head to look in the direction of the warehouse.

"Don't worry about that." The assistant said with a smile, "I'll arrange the field manager to take over your shift immediately, and the substitute will naturally not let you do it for nothing."

After all, in order to prove his credibility, he added Wang Le's friend on the spot and transferred 888 yuan.

Wang Le stared straight at the numbers.

For a moment in a daze, the assistant thought that this tall handsome guy was not satisfied, but only this pair of 115cm long legs could meet the shooting needs in a three-mile radius.

So he habitually drew a big cake for Wang Le, and gave a passionate speech: "This is just a part of my advance payment, and I will add more if I am satisfied. And if the director finds you, let you play a small supporting role. From then on, there will be a steady stream of films. You are at the pinnacle of your life!!"

It's a pity that Wang Le didn't want to reach the pinnacle of life, so he rejected the cake.

But Wang Le... wants to be a dog and become the peak.

After all, he is usually only willing to buy the 3 yuan starch sausage from the stall at the entrance of the film and television base, and he is not willing to add 2 yuan more to taste the taste of the volcanic stone grilled sausage. 888 can buy all the grilled sausage stalls.

"Okay, I'll be a stand-in."

Wang Le stretched out his long white legs, hearing the jingle on his ankles, it was like a steel coin falling into his pocket, he was going to send it!

This dog leg is really valuable.

The author says:

Welcome~

oh!Girls and guys who are beautiful, kind, have excellent test scores, and will make a lot of money want to come and collect them

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There are bad things written, thank you in advance for pointing out, I will try my best to improve, I wish you a happy dog.